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Happy Easter Sunday

Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 15:26
Lets nail an egg to a rabbit!
Call to power
16-04-2006, 15:31
Lets nail an egg to a rabbit!

I have some bad news the egg...um escaped *licks chocolate of lips*
Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 15:31
I have some bad news the egg...um escaped *licks chocolate of lips*

But that Egg was a symbol of JAYSUS!

(somehow, don't ask me how, i dunno, and where the bloody rabbits come in i don't know)
Swilatia
16-04-2006, 15:32
Easter sucks!
Call to power
16-04-2006, 15:45
Easter sucks!

:eek: looks like someone got a coal Easter egg this year but meh its Easter you can drink all day so lets get happy :D
Quagmus
16-04-2006, 15:48
But that Egg was a symbol of JAYSUS!

(somehow, don't ask me how, i dunno, and where the bloody rabbits come in i don't know)

It's all about pagan origins, fertility rites, the jesus femininitism, and sex.
Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 15:51
It's all about pagan origins, fertility rites, the jesus femininitism, and sex.

Which bit? The rabbit, the egg or the cross?
Punjabea
16-04-2006, 15:54
As the great Bill Hicks put it: "It's great to see that you celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ by telling children that a giant rabbit left chocolate eggs around the house during the night." :D Would someone please explain how that came to be? My opinion, and maybe I'm being cynical here, is that that story was made up to sell crap.
Quagmus
16-04-2006, 15:54
Which bit? The rabbit, the egg or the cross?
All of them. And Jesus. And the crucifixion, especially the nails being driven into the flesh.
Mad Hattas
16-04-2006, 16:02
But that Egg was a symbol of JAYSUS!

(somehow, don't ask me how, i dunno, and where the bloody rabbits come in i don't know)

Where do rabbits come in to the easter thing????

They don't have anything to do with Jesus... :)
Quagmus
16-04-2006, 16:05
Where do rabbits come in to the easter thing????

They don't have anything to do with Jesus... :)
They are fertility symbols (sex, you know) like jesus.
Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 16:06
They are fertility symbols (sex, you know) like jesus.

Jesus being a fertility symbol in the whole Dionysian tradition?
Quagmus
16-04-2006, 16:08
Jesus being a fertility symbol in the whole Dionysian tradition?
-well, here's your cigar.
Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 16:09
-well, here's your cigar.

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud.
Keruvalia
16-04-2006, 16:10
This is all well and good, but if you're Christian, you *must* make me a promise.

If you go to a restaurant today, do not tip the waitress with a Jesus tract.

She cannot pay the rent or feed her babies with your propoganda.
Pantygraigwen
16-04-2006, 16:11
This is all well and good, but if you're Christian, you *must* make me a promise.

If you go to a restaurant today, do not tip the waitress with a Jesus tract.

She cannot pay the rent or feed her babies with your propoganda.

I tip waitresses with money, and am not a christian, do i win a prize?
Keruvalia
16-04-2006, 16:14
I tip waitresses with money, and am not a christian, do i win a prize?

Yes. For not being Christian, you get an automatic ticket into Heaven. Heaven is a club where the booze flows free and the cute ones all want to talk to you. Also, free hotwings on wednesdays.
Swilatia
16-04-2006, 17:07
:eek: looks like someone got a coal Easter egg this year but meh its Easter you can drink all day so lets get happy :D
No, I dont do those stupid american traditions.

Also, I don't celabrate easter becasue Im an atheist!!!