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who's the father?

Get it out of my head!!!

It looks like something a serial killer would draw in his prison cell.

I like it, but maybe you should change the Rabbit's eyes a bit to make them "cuter".

It looks like something a serial killer would draw in his prison cell.

Or worse.

It looks like something a serial killer would draw in his prison cell.
Any serial killer so good at art he can draw something like that sans computer should be released. And locked in a cage in an art gallery where he'll make art until his debt to society has been repaid. Also you should be able to poke the serial killer in the cage with a poking rod, if you pay.

Incubating eggs, by rule, cannot be bigger than the incubator. That's why an elephant did it in Dr. Suess, and even he was on crack.
*eats bread, butter side down*

Incubating eggs, by rule, cannot be bigger than the incubator. That's why an elephant did it in Dr. Suess, and even he was on crack.
*eats bread, butter side down*

What makes you think that wabbit is trying to incubate the egg? He could have just had a massive egg shaped shit.

It's kind of unsettling. I'm not really sure why.

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That rabbit is frightening.

Try it without the clouds, they don't seem to fit that well.

What makes you think that wabbit is trying to incubate the egg? He could have just had a massive egg shaped shit.
The lack of steam. The fact that it is sitting on the egg, which implies incubation. When you crap, do you sit on it or in it, depending on what kind it is? No, no you don't.

When you crap, do you sit on it or in it, depending on what kind it is? No, no you don't.

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:fluffle: (http://koti.mbnet.fi/~foo/wtf.jpg) That'd be a fluffle link.

That rabbit is frightening.
Well, it's not like I made it. These are all pictures I stole from one place or another, except the clouds. I made them from popcorn.

It's a collage photomanip.

You do not want to see me draw.

What makes you think that wabbit is trying to incubate the egg? He could have just had a massive egg shaped shit.

It begs the question: Is the egg leaving the ass, or entering it?

It begs the question: Is the egg leaving the ass, or entering it?

...

No, I don't want to think about it.

It begs the question: Is the egg leaving the ass, or entering it?
Niether, its being incubated. By a white rabbit, about to eat is left paw. Possibly, it is about to sneeze, because there is a flower in its right paw, which begs to question: Is this a normal rabbit? Can rabbits have thumbs? Chance of heavy kernels later in the afternoon.

The lack of steam. The fact that it is sitting on the egg, which implies incubation. When you crap, do you sit on it or in it, depending on what kind it is? No, no you don't.
It's a shit and it's still coming out, hence why the rabbit is still on top of it.

Niether, its being incubated. By a white rabbit, about to eat is left paw. Possibly, it is about to sneeze, because there is a flower in its right paw, which begs to question: Is this a normal rabbit? Can rabbits have thumbs? Chance of heavy kernels later in the afternoon.
Actually, it is eating a chocolate easter egg. This should raise more questions and disturbances.

It's a shit and it's still coming out, hence why the rabbit is still on top of it.

That was one hell of a fecal impaction.

That was one hell of a fecal impaction.
Imagine how big the rabbit was beforehand.

It's a shit and it's still coming out, hence why the rabbit is still on top of it.
You conviently forgot the steam. Crap is warm, like a body. Rabbits are mammals, which are warm blooded. Crap is also not shiney.
Actually, it is eating a chocolate easter egg. This should raise more questions and disturbances.
Not really. The choclate Easter egg it is sitting on is bigger, and has a much better chance of survival than the little Easter egg it is eating. Its simple Darwinism, at its finest.

Sorry, I got bored.. so I killed your work.. many many times..
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/bunny/

It begs the question: Is the egg leaving the ass, or entering it?
mmmmmmm chocolate

Sorry, I got bored.. so I killed your work.. many many times..
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/bunny/
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/bunny/5cb10436.jpg

It's just like the old color-with-water coloring books.

I like the clouds. It looks a three-year-old made it, but in a good way. :p

If you like that kind of stuff, you should definitely check out this movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354899/). Lots of three-year-olds working in that art department (make sure you watch the trailer).

Kitsch.

Opinion ?

That's not art, it's kitsch and even that is giving it too much credit.

I like the clouds. It looks a three-year-old made it, but in a good way. :p
Well, you see what you can do with popcorn from the Paintshop picture tube and a bunch of effects.

Like the rest of my photomanips, it is meant to be no more than what it is - stupid looking.

I like the clouds. It looks a three-year-old made it, but in a good way. :p

If you like that kind of stuff, you should definitely check out this movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354899/). Lots of three-year-olds working in that art department (make sure you watch the trailer).
if that has that guy from "dazed and confused" in it.. but hes drawn in scribbly cartoon.. i like that movie. its a good stoner watch..

You conviently forgot the steam. Crap is warm, like a body. Rabbits are mammals, which are warm blooded. Crap is also not shiney.
Maybe so, but then again rabbits generally don't have opposable thumbs, and nor do they sit on top of gigantic chocolate eggs in a nest.

if that has that guy from "dazed and confused" in it.. but hes drawn in scribbly cartoon.. i like that movie. its a good stoner watch..
No, but I'd hazard a guess that this (http://www.worstpreviews.com/media.php?id=326&place=trailer) makes for a most excellent stoner watch, too.

Maybe so, but then again rabbits generally don't have opposable thumbs, and nor do they sit on top of gigantic chocolate eggs in a nest.
Indeed. However, I reserve the right to subscribe to reality at one point and later not within the same paragraph. Nevertheless, the rabbit in the picture seems to have opposable thumbs and is perched atop a gigantic chocolate egg. That cannot be denied in my reality, and it shouldn't be in yours either. Look at the picture (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2579/easter7om.jpg); there's an opposable thumb visable on the right hand that grasps the flower!

Indeed. However, I reserve the right to subscribe to reality at one point and later not within the same paragraph. Nevertheless, the rabbit in the picture seems to have opposable thumbs and is perched atop a gigantic chocolate egg. That cannot be denied in my reality, and it shouldn't be in yours either. Look at the picture (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2579/easter7om.jpg); there's an opposable thumb visable on the right hand that grasps the flower!
Ah, but in my reality, that rabbit is sitting on top of a cold, shiny shit.

Ah, but in my reality, that rabbit is sitting on top of a cold, shiny shit.
That's wonderful but we, and by that first person plural pronoun I mean at least I, are addressing the opposable thumb at the moment. Stay on topic.
*throws rotten chocolate bunny eggs in all directions and takes cover*

That's wonderful but we, and by that first person plural pronoun I mean at least I, are addressing the opposable thumb at the moment. Stay on topic.
*throws rotten chocolate bunny eggs in all directions and takes cover*
Well, no. What we were addressing was the opposable thumb, and whether or not the rabbit is sitting on a 'gigantic chocolate egg' (you) or a 'cold, shiny shit' (me).

I accept that the rabbit has at least one opposable thumb, and I am attempting to use this to prove that this is no ordinary rabbit. As it isn't ordinary, it can produce enormous cold shiny shits that, should it for whatever reason want to hollow it out, it could fit inside. Probably with another rabbit as well.

This has got to be the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

I believe by now I have won Lunatic_Goofballs "Create the most random thread possible without it being moved to spam" award, because we (by which I mean you) are debating the existance of an opposable on the rabbit and whether or not it is indeed a giant chocolate egg (note: that eggs really is fucking big, I should get the picture I cropped it from) or a giant, egg shaped pile if glimmering poo.

I accept that the rabbit has at least one opposable thumb, and I am attempting to use this to prove that this is no ordinary rabbit.
The chocolated egg this unordinary rabbit is sitting on is obviously polished and being incubated. I will not concede on this point.

We seem to be in agreement that this rabbit is unordinary. On the bases of a few points: This rabbit has at least one opposable thumb. It is either incubating a giant polished chocolate egg in a nest or it is shitting a giant shiny shit in a nest. The rabit eats its smaller eggs, or shits.

I would also add that since it can tie bips around its neck, it must be fairly coordinated and with capable brain capacity of tieing knots. His affection for smelling flowers is also unordinary, especially while incubating an egg while eating another, smaller egg or while shitting and eating another, smaller shit piece.

This has got to be the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

I believe by now I have won Lunatic_Goofballs "Create the most random thread possible without it being moved to spam" award, because we (by which I mean you) are debating the existance of an opposable on the rabbit and whether or not it is indeed a giant chocolate egg (note: that eggs really is fucking big, I should get the picture I cropped it from) or a giant, egg shaped pile if glimmering poo.
If there's an award, I demand that both mine and Mariehamn's names are on it, as well as yours. However, I suppose we have to wait the final adjudication from LG himself.

Clearly I'm right however. I don't see how anyone could consider that rabbit to be sitting on a gigantic chocolate egg. That's just absurd.

The chocolated egg this unordinary rabbit is sitting on is obviously polished and being incubated. I will not concede on this point.

We seem to be in agreement that this rabbit is unordinary. On the bases of a few points: This rabbit has at least one opposable thumb. It is either incubating a giant polished chocolate egg in a nest or it is shitting a giant shiny shit in a nest. The rabit eats its smaller eggs, or shits.

I would also add that since it can tie bips around its neck, it must be fairly coordinated and with capable brain capacity of tieing knots. His affection for smelling flowers is also unordinary, especially while incubating an egg while eating another, smaller egg or while shitting and eating another, smaller shit piece.
You forgot to mention that it can also apparently apply make up.

The problem with the 'incubation' theory is that the rabbit is only succeeding in keeping a tiny part of the egg warm. As you have noted, it has the capable brain capacity to tie knots, so I think we can safely assume it would have suitable intelligence to understand the basics of incubation.

I do not accept that it is eating a smaller shit. Instead, I believe it is smelling both the small shit and the flower, to see which one has the more favourable smell.

You forgot to mention that it can also apparently apply make up.
That could have been done by the rabbit's life-partner, a whore, hair-dresser, or some other second or third party.
The problem with the 'incubation' theory is that the rabbit is only succeeding in keeping a tiny part of the egg warm. As you have noted, it has the capable brain capacity to tie knots, so I think we can safely assume it would have suitable intelligence to understand the basics of incubation.
Interesting view. I think we'll have to analyze the elements that compose the egg first. It could consist of a high percentage of metal that conducts energy, and thus heat, very efficiently. However, since we can't, only Teh_pantless_hero can I believe, I can only observe that the chocolate is of the quality that melts in your mouth, not your hand. In this particular case, the chocolate does not melt when having contact with one's ass.
I do not accept that it is eating a smaller shit. Instead, I believe it is smelling both the small shit and the flower, to see which one has the more favourable smell.
I contend that while the giant egg's properties are highly debateable, that the object in the rabbits left hand is: 1) high quailty chocolate, as it is Easter after all, and it appears to be consumed 2) shit, and it is being smelled or consumed. Theory number 2 could also apply to the flower as well, but due to the look of it, and by that I mean it is intact with no marks from incisors from the unusual rabbit ( we'll have to get it looked at by a dentist, to see if it matches general rabbity patterns ), that the flower is not being consumed. Its aromatic properties are being enjoyed.

That could have been done by the rabbit's life-partner, a whore, hair-dresser, or some other second or third party.
But then, the bib could also have been tied on by a second or third party. Indeed, the flower and shit/chocolate egg could have been placed in the rabbit's hands by the same (or perhaps yet another) party. The whole thing could have been staged by the government, just like the Moon landings.

Interesting view. I think we'll have to analyze the elements that compose the egg first. It could consist of a high percentage of metal that conducts energy, and thus heat, very efficiently. However, since we can't, only Teh_pantless_hero can I believe, I can only observe that the chocolate is of the quality that melts in your mouth, not your hand. In this particular case, the chocolate does not melt when having contact with one's ass.
Obviously, this becomes a moot point if it is established that it is, in fact, a huge shit.

I contend that while the giant egg's properties are highly debateable, that the object in the rabbits left hand is: 1) high quailty chocolate, as it is Easter after all, and it appears to be consumed 2) shit, and it is being smelled or consumed. Theory number 2 could also apply to the flower as well, but due to the look of it, and by that I mean it is intact with no marks from incisors from the unusual rabbit ( we'll have to get it looked at by a dentist, to see if it matches general rabbity patterns ), that the flower is not being consumed. Its aromatic properties are being enjoyed.
As it can be seen that the rabbit is not eating the flower, it could be safe to assume it has no reason to eat the shit/chocolate either. It is well known that rabbits generally eat plant matter, and so, even though it is clearly an extraordinary rabbit, this rabbit would probably prefer the flower to the brown item.

It is entirely possible that the rabbit is blind and is smelling the two items to determine which one to eat. This leaves open the possibility for the brown item being either chocolate or shit.

It's 1 in the morning. As interesting as this topic is, I'm going to bed.

I've revied the analysis, and Teh_pantless_hero confirms that the brown object in the rabbits left hand is, in fact, a chocolate Easter egg. Proof below.
Actually, it is eating a chocolate easter egg. This should raise more questions and disturbances.
But then, the bib could also have been tied on by a second or third party. Indeed, the flower and shit/chocolate egg could have been placed in the rabbit's hands by the same (or perhaps yet another) party. The whole thing could have been staged by the government, just like the Moon landings.
That could be, however, for the rabbit to of age to take shits that large, or possibly incubate an egg, that would be highly unlikely. Its entirely capable of tieing its own bibs. Applying make up is more tricky. I doubt that the government has staged this, it could merely be the discovery of a new species that we have overlooked for centuries.
Obviously, this becomes a moot point if it is established that it is, in fact, a huge shit.
Now I am inclined to agree that the mammoth brown object protruding from the white creater's ass is, in fact, excretion.
As it can be seen that the rabbit is not eating the flower, it could be safe to assume it has no reason to eat the shit/chocolate either. It is well known that rabbits generally eat plant matter, and so, even though it is clearly an extraordinary rabbit, this rabbit would probably prefer the flower to the brown item.
Teh_pantless_hero is quoted as thus and explains the properties of the brown object in the rabbits left hand:
Actually, it is eating a chocolate easter egg. This should raise more questions and disturbances.
It raises the question: Why? Do bunnies secretly hate Easter? Are they unwillingly the symbol of Easter time cheer? Do they dispise commercialism?
It is entirely possible that the rabbit is blind and is smelling the two items to determine which one to eat. This leaves open the possibility for the brown item being either chocolate or shit.
No, no its chocolate. I think we've established that.
It's 1 in the morning. As interesting as this topic is, I'm going to bed.
Its 03.14 here. Good night, I'm crashing.

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it just shat out a giant chocolate turd while smoking two fat joints and scraping away at that poppy flower for the opium, obviously.

well its on something at least ;)

I've revied the analysis, and Teh_pantless_hero confirms that the brown object in the rabbits left hand is, in fact, a chocolate Easter egg. Proof below.
Well, that clears that one up. It must be sniffing the egg and the flower to decide which to eat.

That could be, however, for the rabbit to of age to take shits that large, or possibly incubate an egg, that would be highly unlikely. Its entirely capable of tieing its own bibs. Applying make up is more tricky. I doubt that the government has staged this, it could merely be the discovery of a new species that we have overlooked for centuries.
I prefer the government conspiracy theory. And not just because it's my idea. Obviously the government has kept this species in the dark while it has been working out any possible military advantage it could gain from it. However, on discovering there is in fact no advantage, they dumped it in a field with a flower and an egg, and let it shit.

Now I am inclined to agree that the mammoth brown object protruding from the white creater's ass is, in fact, excretion.
I'm glad we reached agreement.

It raises the question: Why? Do bunnies secretly hate Easter? Are they unwillingly the symbol of Easter time cheer? Do they dispise commercialism?
I think that because of nearly a century of association with a religious festival where they are forced to wander the streets delivering chocolate goodies to little children they are now rebelling against the concept. As to whether they despise commercialism, I feel that they're not adequately exposed to it to truly hate it.

No, no its chocolate. I think we've established that
Yes, we have indeed.

it just shat out a giant chocolate turd while smoking two fat joints and scraping away at that poppy flower for the opium, obviously.

well its on something at least ;)
That would explain the clouds - obviously this rabbit is in an enclosed space where the smoke from the joints cannot escape, so they have formed clouds instead. Yes, indeed.

I've revied the analysis, and Teh_pantless_hero confirms that the brown object in the rabbits left hand is, in fact, a chocolate Easter egg. Proof below.
Well, that clears that one up. It must be sniffing the egg and the flower to decide which to eat.

While I wouldn't dare to impugn the observations of somebody who clearly has studied this topic much more closely and scientifically than most people would hope to even dream of, I feel it is my civil duty to point out to the esteemed participants of this discussion that the rabbit does, in fact, not hold anything in his left hand.

The only thing he is holding - besides his balance on what has yet to be determined to be either a chocolate egg or a pile of glistening shit - is in his right hand, and it is a flower-like contraption, consisting of a flower's stem and leaves, and a half-unwrapped chocolate egg in place of the actual flower.

I hope this humble contribution will go towards helping the research into this fascinating and important issue of our times.

Yours sincerely,
Me

While I wouldn't dare to impugn the observations of somebody who clearly has studied this topic much more closely and scientifically than most people would hope to even dream of, I feel it is my civil duty to point out to the esteemed participants of this discussion that the rabbit does, in fact, not hold anything in his left hand.

The only thing he is holding - besides his balance on what has yet to be determined to be either a chocolate egg or a pile of glistening shit - is in his right hand, and it is a flower-like contraption, consisting of a flower's stem and leaves, and a half-unwrapped chocolate egg in place of the actual flower.

I hope this humble contribution will go towards helping the research into this fascinating and important issue of our times.

Yours sincerely,
Me
I've thought about this long and hard (for at least 20 seconds), and have come to the conclusion that the rabbit is supporting the top of the flower with its left hand. Your input on the matter is most welcome, however, as we shall only uncover the true meaning of this picture by studying every single aspect of it.

The flower/egg is clearly another government project, possibly designed to attract the little-known Welsh Chocolate-Bee (Apis chocollatus). By enticing the bee with the chocolate, the plan must have been to capture them, breed them with the Africanised Honey Bee (the "Killer Bee"), and use them as a weapon of war. Yes, indeedy.

I've thought about this long and hard (for at least 20 seconds), and have come to the conclusion that the rabbit is supporting the top of the flower with its left hand. Your input on the matter is most welcome, however, as we shall only uncover the true meaning of this picture by studying every single aspect of it.
As delighted as I am to hear that my insignificant contribution to this pressing matter has been deemed helpful and, indeed, correct, I am also disappointed by the experts' obvious failure to determine, even after such intense and long-running observation, that the rabbit's left hand is in fact not supporting the top of the flower, but has much rather just finished peeling the foil wrapper half-way off the chocolate egg. Which, coincidentally, also explains the delighted look on the creature's overly made-up face.

The flower/egg is clearly another government project, possibly designed to attract the little-known Welsh Chocolate-Bee (Apis chocollatus). By enticing the bee with the chocolate, the plan must have been to capture them, breed them with the Africanised Honey Bee (the "Killer Bee"), and use them as a weapon of war. Yes, indeedy.
I am not authorized to speak on matters concerning the Advanced Chocolate WarFare (ACWF) Program. I'm afraid I have said too much alrea.....*gets dragged off*

I am not authorized to speak on matters concerning the Advanced Chocolate WarFare (ACWF) Program. I'm afraid I have said too much alrea.....*gets dragged off*You'd use chocolate as a weapon? :eek:
You are indeed a very cruel woman...

That is the biggest chocolate hemorrhoid I've ever seen.


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Strike that.













That's the only chocolate hemorrhoid I've ever seen. It's also big.

You'd use chocolate as a weapon? :eek:
You are indeed a very cruel woman...
All I can say at the moment is that this thing is bigger than anybody suspects. Even the Smoking Man is in on it. Oh no, they found me! Quick, take this and let the world know. Promise me you will! Promise me!........ *muffled, dragging-off noises*

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As delighted as I am to hear that my insignificant contribution to this pressing matter has been deemed helpful and, indeed, correct, I am also disappointed by the experts' obvious failure to determine, even after such intense and long-running observation, that the rabbit's left hand is in fact not supporting the top of the flower, but has much rather just finished peeling the foil wrapper half-way off the chocolate egg. Which, coincidentally, also explains the delighted look on the creature's overly made-up face.
Ah, it seems your powers of observation have failed you. If you look carefully at the rabbit's right hand, you will notice that all of its fingers, and its opposable thumb, are visible. This clearly indicates that it cannot be holding the flower, as such, in its right hand. The obvious explanation for this is that the flower is top-heavy, and is being supported in the rabbit's left hand.

I am not authorized to speak on matters concerning the Advanced Chocolate WarFare (ACWF) Program. I'm afraid I have said too much alrea.....*gets dragged off*
Hmmm...our one possible source of information has gone missing. This proves that there is a government conspiracy.

All I can say at the moment is that this thing is bigger than anybody suspects. Even the Smoking Man is in on it. Oh no, they found me! Quick, take this and let the world know. Promise me you will! Promise me!........ *muffled, dragging-off noises*
Where you think you going, Whereyouthinkyougoing?! :eek:

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Put some objects on the horizon to balance the composition.

Put some objects on the horizon to balance the composition.
Why?

Why?
To balance the composition. It just doesn't "look right" without balance. Taking away the clods would have the same effect.

To balance the composition. It just doesn't "look right" without balance. Taking away the clods would have the same effect.
It looks dumb without the clouds, and it's not supposed to "look right" it is a stupid collage of random shit, you are lucky it looks that blended. And besides, that was the point of making the grass in the back look different than the grass in the fore for a sense of distance.

Where you think you going, Whereyouthinkyougoing?! :eek:
Honey, if I was physically able to tell you, I wouldn't be making muffled noises in the first place. Really now. :rolleyes: :p

Honey, if I was physically able to tell you, I wouldn't be making muffled noises in the first place. Really now. :rolleyes: :pWell, if we want to play "nitpicky", I actually haven't heard anything from you since the "Watcha sound like" thread... :p

But quick, if they haven't bound your hands yet, type it in!:D

Well, if we want to play "nitpicky", I actually haven't heard anything from you since the "Watcha sound like" thread... :p

But quick, if they haven't bound your hands yet, type it in!:D

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Those bastards...

They took you to 43lk,.xxcccccccxoikpoglksxjwotgoki23wuijt6zztgok,polzhokl56oik4r eiok ri iiokkio
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Those bastards...
You know what would really impress me? Knowing you didn't only just copy & paste this. :p

Whereyouthinkyougoing and Laerod are hijacking the conspiracy!
Hmmm...our one possible source of information has gone missing. This proves that there is a government conspiracy.
I suspect that our informant is a double agent. We cannot trust them. However, I must return to slaving in my zen garden. I will return.

It looks dumb without the clouds, and it's not supposed to "look right" it is a stupid collage of random shit, you are lucky it looks that blended. And besides, that was the point of making the grass in the back look different than the grass in the fore for a sense of distance.
If it's a stupid collage of random shit then you don't even need advice on it.

Whereyouthinkyougoing and Laerod are hijacking the conspiracy!

I suspect that our informant is a double agent. We cannot trust them. However, I must return to slaving in my zen garden. I will return.
Although we managed to get some interesting information from the informant which furthered our understanding of the whole...you're probably right. I wouldn't go so far as to discount all information we have received, however. We must wade through the lies and uncover the truth!

The truth is out there! (http://members.aol.com/ThreePeb/Truth.gif)