NationStates Jolt Archive


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Neo Kervoskia
15-04-2006, 04:53
Write as your opposite. Write some political commentary or something else as your ideological opposite. I have no goddamned idea if I've done this before.
Dinaverg
15-04-2006, 04:54
Write as your opposite. Write some political commentary or something else as your ideological opposite. I have no goddamned idea if I've done this before.

hegle borug? What? Is there a specific topic?
Neo Kervoskia
15-04-2006, 04:57
hegle borug? What? Is there a specific topic?
I don't know what the hell hegle boug means.

Any topic, just write it in a different POV.
Brains in Tanks
15-04-2006, 05:03
Only through war can humanity really reach its full potential. It is only the struggle for survival and domination that makes one truely alive. If you stare into a monster's abyss it will only make you stronger.
Undelia
15-04-2006, 05:04
All our base are belonging to the state.
Dobbsworld
15-04-2006, 05:05
I think it's high time people got over their hangups and just learned to love gun culture. I mean, come on. My toddlers are growing out of their scale-model, ball-bearing firing trebuchets, but they're still too young to be enthused by my love of Samurai lore. For God's sake, why deny my children their right to freedom and personal security in these post 9/11 endtimes, what with militant commu- erm, muslim terrorists and the rise of the Anti-Christ to worry about?

Bastard anti-gun lobby!
Desperate Measures
15-04-2006, 05:08
I am Lord and Master of your uterus. Now, make some babies for God's army.
Brains in Tanks
15-04-2006, 05:09
I agree. Humans aren't a type of overexcited monkey, they are superior logical beings like Vulcans who would never misuse guns and so they are the logical thing for all people in peacful first world societies to own.
Undelia
15-04-2006, 05:12
I am Lord and Master of your uterus. Now, make some babies for God's army.
Yes, make babies for God’s only country, the glorious America, and don't forget to pay your taxes. We have a Crusade to support.
Dinaverg
15-04-2006, 05:14
*ahem*

GUNS KILL! THEY'RE EVIL! WE MUST BAN THEM! :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

*bows* Thank you.
Amecian
15-04-2006, 05:18
Government must regulate everything, and if we dont teach our kids the Bible in school, where else will they learn morality to live amongst civil society? We must drink our wine, as Lot did.
Lacadaemon
15-04-2006, 05:20
If only we gave peace a chance. Really, that's the problem. If - i don't know - people stopped like making all the guns, in the gun factories, and took that money and spent it on the children, well soon there'd be no more wars, or corporate greed exploiting the africa with aparthied or animals. And there'd be love and understanding, and we'd know that we are all - underneath - one big human family spinning through space on a big blue marble.

Because we don't teach our children to share. That's the problem. That and the oil companies, raping mother earth. But mostly sharing. And the gun factories. And capitalism.
IL Ruffino
15-04-2006, 05:21
I voted for.. wait.. what?
Czechenstachia
15-04-2006, 05:23
Abortion is MURDER! Every life is precious, so we must put to death anyone who performs one.
Desperate Measures
15-04-2006, 05:28
Abortion is MURDER! Every life is precious, so we must put to death anyone who performs one.
You gotta kill my girlfriend.
Dinaverg
15-04-2006, 05:30
You gotta kill my girlfriend.

BUT NOT WITH GUNS! :mp5:
Dobbsworld
15-04-2006, 05:31
I don't see why people object to being constrained to sell useless crap to each other to make a living. Hey, that's the American way. And if one size doesn't fit all, screw 'em. We'll make 'em want to buy point-of-purchase mass-media tie-in products. Like this fine Powerpuff Girls Heart Shaped Key Fob.
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/PPG/ptWAPPG0002.gif
Czechenstachia
15-04-2006, 05:32
You gotta kill my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend is an abortion doctor?

Death to the infidel!
Desperate Measures
15-04-2006, 05:33
Your girlfriend is an abortion doctor?

Death to the infidel!
No my girlfriend had an abortion. I don't know. Poke out her eyes or something.
Lacadaemon
15-04-2006, 05:34
I don't see why people object to being constrained to sell useless crap to each other to make a living. Hey, that's the American way. And if one size doesn't fit all, screw 'em. We'll make 'em want to buy point-of-purchase mass-media tie-in products. Like this fine Powerpuff Girls Heart Shaped Key Fob.
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/PPG/ptWAPPG0002.gif

It should be purple.
Czechenstachia
15-04-2006, 05:35
Can I poke her eyes out with the barrel of my gun?
Czechenstachia
15-04-2006, 05:36
Dinaverg? Pistol whipping ok?
Desperate Measures
15-04-2006, 05:37
How about a crucifix?
Dinaverg
15-04-2006, 05:41
Dinaverg? Pistol whipping ok?

NO! GUNS KILL! IF YOU TOUCH ONE IT WILL PROBABLY EXPLODE!
AB Again
15-04-2006, 05:42
How can anyone possibly think that the state should not involve itself in their life. The state is just a representation of the society that we are part of, and as such it is inevitably going to impact on us. If this is the case, and it is, then the impact should be one that is for the benefit of those that need this the most. The poor and unemployed of our nation deserve to be given the same chance as everyone else. For this to happen we have to eliminate the exorbitant inequalities that the capitalist free market system creates.

One effective way of levelling out the distribution of wealth is to use a progressive tax system to pay for widescale social benefits. This way the very few who earn ridiculous amounts will have large tax bills, which are of low significance to them due to the marginal value per currency unit to them being so low, which will fund healthcare, housing, communications, essential utilities and a living wage for those less fortunate.
Vittos Ordination2
15-04-2006, 05:50
Experience is worthless.

Human life is despensible.

Autonomy is a thing of the past.
Anti-Social Darwinism
15-04-2006, 06:18
It's not what you do, it's who you do.
Maineiacs
15-04-2006, 06:26
I'm tired of all these whiny godless liberals droning on and on about how Iraq is "war for oil". Saddam had WMDs. He was a direct threat to us. Our troops have brought freedom and democracy to Iraq, and if our President, in his wisdom, decides the force is necessary to halt Iran's nuclear program, then I'm all for it, and those who would criticize would do well to remember to watch what they say.


OOC: I have to go shower now.
Kinda Sensible people
15-04-2006, 06:32
Individual rights are a hippy-liberal concept designed to bring down generations of tradition. We must fight to prevent them from destabalizing our society. No woman should be allowed to murder a growing life within her! Godless atheists and pagan heretics should either convert to christianity or leave, since America is a Christian nation. Homosexuals should be sent to concentration camps and reeducated so that they conform to society's standards. And most of all, we shouldn't let people say just anything. There are some things that you just shouldn't say. If people badmouth the president, or refuse to be properly patriotic, we ought to toss them in jail.

Wow... I just threw up a bit....
Dobbsworld
15-04-2006, 06:37
I'm up to here with these mealy-mouthed critics who try to make the White House look like lying bastards instead of patrioticly bobbing Bush's knob like fine, upstanding citizens ought to.
http://workingforchange.speedera.net/www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/wfc/TMW04-05-06.jpg
Brains in Tanks
15-04-2006, 06:48
Sending gay men to a concentration camp and locking them up with a heap of other gay men is a good cure for homosexuality.
Soviet Haaregrad
15-04-2006, 07:34
Sending gay men to a concentration camp and locking them up with a heap of other gay men is a good cure for homosexuality.

Why can I see Fass applying to be a guard?
The Lone Alliance
15-04-2006, 09:54
Dick Cheney is a kind Gentleman, he doesn't deserve so much trouble, The poor man has a bad heart for the Lord's Sake! Leave him to his noble goals!
That stupid Lawyer needs to be locked up for trying to get him in trouble, and Halburtian is a wonderful Company, what could this nation do without it.

(Ew.... I think I'm going to be sick...)