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Imortality here I come!

Lol! :D

Imortality here I come!
hehehe! Go for it, dude! :D

Lol! :D
Man, that's the sort of research I could really work on! :D

hehe bet there are more men willing to breast oggling a part of their healthy life style than there are willing to give up fried foods and refined sugars...:)

hehe bet there are more men willing to breast oggling a part of their healthy life style than there are willing to give up fried foods and refined sugars...:)
Well, DUH! LOL!

Man, that's the sort of research I could really work on! :D

I'm sure most guys would lol!

Is there a female equivilent, or would you say it was good for women to look at breasts too? :D lol

Hey, now wwe could pass around pictures of breasts and not be considered pervs. We would just be looking out for our, and our friends health.:p

Hey, now wwe could pass around pictures of breasts and not be considered pervs. We would just be looking out for our, and our friends health.:p
Thats the way I like it;)

I'm sure most guys would lol!

Is there a female equivilent, or would you say it was good for women to look at breasts too? :D lol
Perhaps it would be best if I just said, it might be good for SOME women to look at other women's breasts, and let it go at that! :D

Hey, now wwe could pass around pictures of breasts and not be considered pervs. We would just be looking out for our, and our friends health.:p
Exactly! [ commends Big Jim for his perceptiveness! ] :D

Thats the way I like it;)
Uh huh, uh huh! :D

Exactly! [ commends Big Jim for his perceptiveness! ] :D

Anything to help my fellow man (ogle breasts, that is)

Who says I'm not altruistic.

Perhaps it would be best if I just said, it might be good for SOME women to look at other women's breasts, and let it go at that! :D

Ok, that's enough encouragement for me :D

Anything to help my fellow man (ogle breasts, that is)

Who says I'm not altruistic.
Hey! Not me! :D

Ok, that's enough encouragement for me :D
Kewl! Go forth, oh Admiring One, and oggle! :D

Now I know Euts God.

I sense a Holy Crusade to spead the word of Breasts To all who will see.

What? Second page and no calls for pics of breasts yet???

Now I know Euts God.

I sense a Holy Crusade to spead the word of Breasts To all who will see.
Oh man, that is so sigged!

What? Second page and no calls for pics of breasts yet???
Oh my GOD!!!

And the best thing about Euts Holy Church of the Breast would be its central Cathedral.....












In the Grand Tetons.:p

Good to have an excuse at last! :D

Is there a female equivilent, or would you say it was good for women to look at breasts too? :D lol
How convenient would that be? We could just stare at ourselves a couple hours a day and live forever! Muahahahaa. :p

How convenient would that be? We could just stare at ourselves a couple hours a day and live forever! Muahahahaa. :p

Lol, That's a great idea... Beats excercising, that's for sure :D

Do you know just how offensive it is to have men stare at your chest? I get it a lot, and it pisses me off...I think its a bit like me staring at a guys crotch while talking to him...

Grow up all of you and think how you would feel if it was random men staring at your Daughter/Sister/Mothers breast and thinking it was ok?

If I want them stared at, I will get them out and tell you, OK?

There is only one guy who is allowed to STARE at my breasts and he is standing behind me right now reading this as I type.....

:upyours:

Of course I would only endorse my bf staring at my chest... But what's wrong with that? I don't think (well I hope not, anyway) that any of these guys were meaning they would stare for ten minutes at any non-consenting women's chest...

Do you know just how offensive it is to have men stare at your chest? I get it a lot, and it pisses me off...I think its a bit like me staring at a guys crotch while talking to him...

Grow up all of you and think how you would feel if it was random men staring at your Daughter/Sister/Mothers breast and thinking it was ok?

If I want them stared at, I will get them out and tell you, OK?

There is only one guy who is allowed to STARE at my breasts and he is standing behind me right now reading this as I type.....

:upyours:

:eek: You used the evil smiley! But yeah, you're right. Actually, I wasn't even thinking about guys uninvitedly lookng at my boobs, I was thinking more along the lines of them looking at their siginificant others' boobs or at pictures of naked boobs off the internet.
Probably because I was thinking about naked boobs in the first place, and there isn't really much of chance that anybody gets to see those as long as I don't want him to, no matter how long he stares. :p
Did the article say it works with clothed boobs, too?

:eek: You used the evil smiley! But yeah, you're right. Actually, I wasn't even thinking about guys uninvitedly lookng at my boobs, I was thinking more along the lines of them looking at their siginificant others' boobs or at pictures of naked boobs off the internet.
Probably because I was thinking about naked boobs in the first place, and there isn't really much of chance that anybody gets to see those as long as I don't want him to, no matter how long he stares. :p
Did the article say it works with clothed boobs, too?

I don't think clothed boobs ever once crossed any of our minds.:p

Do you know just how offensive it is to have men stare at your chest? I get it a lot, and it pisses me off...I think its a bit like me staring at a guys crotch while talking to him...

Grow up all of you and think how you would feel if it was random men staring at your Daughter/Sister/Mothers breast and thinking it was ok?

If I want them stared at, I will get them out and tell you, OK?

There is only one guy who is allowed to STARE at my breasts and he is standing behind me right now reading this as I type.....

:upyours:

We're just trying to live longer. :p

Damn that is cool reasearch, but but i dont get boobs again till monday :(

Do you know just how offensive it is to have men stare at your chest? I get it a lot, and it pisses me off...I think its a bit like me staring at a guys crotch while talking to him...

Grow up all of you and think how you would feel if it was random men staring at your Daughter/Sister/Mothers breast and thinking it was ok?

If I want them stared at, I will get them out and tell you, OK?

There is only one guy who is allowed to STARE at my breasts and he is standing behind me right now reading this as I type.....

:upyours:

Actually, I findthat pretty handy in a way.
If somebody just stares at my chest - especially when I'm talking to him - it's an easy indicator that this guy is a perfect idiot and I don't need to bother talking to him any more.
But I think I just might try staring at a guy's critch during conversation... just to see that puzzled look on his face when I eventually do look up.

Other than that, I don't have much of a problem. I like to wear cleavage, but I take occasional glances at my boobs as compliment, really...

Now this is awesome research.

*comes back after staring at tittttttties for 10 minutes* Man, do I feel healthier by the minute :D

Smart, those Germans and their studies! :p

Go ahead, stare at my crotch if you like - when I'm looking at your chest, you might even notice a change! :rolleyes:

*intones "Who wants to live forever"*

I'm going for another 30 minute workout now :cool:

Women: show your cleavage and save a life!;)

Come on,That's got to be a joke!A late April Fools :rolleyes:

Go ahead, stare at my crotch if you like - when I'm looking at your chest, you might even notice a change! :rolleyes:


:p

Hey, now wwe could pass around pictures of breasts and not be considered pervs. We would just be looking out for our, and our friends health.:p


I second this motion.

How heteronormative.

OMG NOES NOT THE HET SEXUALITY.

*is bisexual, so there*

How heteronormative.
Is that an oxymoron? I'm certainly not trying to correct you. :confused:

Is that an oxymoron? I'm certainly not trying to correct you. :confused:

In what way would it be an oxymoron? And, please, don't go into pointless etymology. It is obvious that the "hetero" here is derived from "heterosexual," and not the prefix hetero- itself. *sigh*

*is bisexual, so there*

Sure you are...

In what way would it be an oxymoron? And, please, don't go into pointless etymology. It is obvious that the "hetero" here is derived from "heterosexual," and not the prefix hetero- itself. *sigh*

I wasn't sure :(.

So whats' wrong with being heteronormative, or otherwise promoting man-woman sex?

Is it somehow worse then promoting man-man sex?


I think peopel have the right to promote their lifestyle - gay, lesbian, bisexual (as mine), or even... gasp, heterosexuality.

So whats' wrong with being heteronormative, or otherwise promoting man-woman sex?

Making a norm is not promoting. It is excluding everything else.

Is it somehow worse then promoting man-man sex?

Well, seeing as man-woman sex is inferior, its promotion is detrimental. However, promotion is not what I was talking about.

I think peopel have the right to promote their lifestyle - gay, lesbian, bisexual (as mine), or even... gasp, heterosexuality.

Gee, you think? And here I was, thinking we had passed a law denying them that right. Thank you ever so much for stating the superfluously obvious.

How heteronormative.
It's OK, i'm sure there's alternatives for homosexuals.

I mean, you *could* go around looking at manboobs, but that probably wouldn't have the desired effect.

Well, seeing as man-woman sex is inferior, its promotion is detrimental. However, promotion is not what I was talking about.
Without man-woman sex, there would be no man-man sex after a generation. I just stated the superfluously obvious :O.

Well, seeing as man-woman sex is inferior, its promotion is detrimental

How.... heterophobic.

I'm sure someone has said this already but I must have missed it, so:

article's old, so very old, and also wrong.

Without man-woman sex, there would be no man-man sex after a generation.

Somehow I doubt the existence of turkey basters is dependant on man-woman sex.

I just stated the superfluously obvious :O.

No, you stated the obviously wrong.

Well, seeing as man-woman sex is inferior, its promotion is detrimental

How.... heterophobic.

Your point being?

I'm sure someone has said this already but I must have missed it, so:

article's old, so very old, and also wrong.

So, show proof to the contrary rather than making unsubstantiated assertions. :p

Somehow I doubt the existence of turkey basters is dependant on man-woman sex.

Well, turkey baster is effectively man-woman sex. At any rate, in times gone by, man-man sex was dependent on man-woman sex.

It's OK, i'm sure there's alternatives for homosexuals.

I mean, you *could* go around looking at manboobs, but that probably wouldn't have the desired effect.

If by man boobs, you mean this:

http://www.nndb.com/people/191/000098894/chris-evans-1-sized.jpg

Then, I'd beg to differ.

So, show proof to the contrary rather than making unsubstantiated assertions. :p

Well ok, you forced me to do it, my first posting of a snopes article:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm

Apparently if first originated in world weekly news.

[QUOTE=Kanabia]It's OK, i'm sure there's alternatives for homosexuals.



If by man boobs, you mean this:

http://www.nndb.com/people/191/000098894/chris-evans-1-sized.jpg

Then, I'd beg to differ.

LOL :p

Well ok, you forced me to do it, my first posting of a snopes article:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm

Apparently if first originated in world weekly news.

There, that wasn't so hard now, was it? :p

Well, turkey baster is effectively man-woman sex.

While I agree that man-woman sex is as much "fun" as inserting a plastic pipette up a twat, it's not "effectively" man-woman sex.

At any rate, in times gone by, man-man sex was dependent on man-woman sex.

And in times that we live now, it is obsolete.

Good lord, is that for real?

:p

Yeah, I'd work that tongue, too.

While I agree that man-woman sex is as much "fun" as inserting a plastic pipette up a twat, it's not "effectively" man-woman sex.
:D

And in times that we live now, it is obsolete.

Just like man-man sex. And why is woman-man sex inferior to man-man sex? Maybe they're both equal in value.

Just like man-man sex. And why is woman-man sex inferior to man-man sex? Maybe they're both equal in value.
Yes, but I was trying to argue the reliance of homosexual intercourse on heterosexual intercourse.

Just like man-man sex.

Nope. Man-man sex' value is unconnected to procreation, while heterosexuals seem to only have that as justification for their man-woman sex. Its obsolescence is self-inflicted.

And why is woman-man sex inferior to man-man sex?

Because man-man sex is better sex.

Maybe they're both equal in value.

Or maybe, one is mind-blowing, and the other so monotonous it needs its accidental consequences such as procreation to validate its existence.

Or maybe, one is mind-blowing, and the other so monotonous it needs its accidental consequences such as procreation to validate its existence.
Accidental? Now you're being silly.

Does this include porn?

Accidental? Now you're being silly.

Yeah, those abortion-loving teen moms really wanted to get pregnant.

Yeah, those abortion-loving teen moms really wanted to get pregnant.
It's not evolutionarily accidental.

Because man-man sex is better sex.

Dude.

*I* happen to enjoy both.

Frankly, I see no objective reason why one is better then other.


So stop your homonormative oppression of me! :)

It's not evolutionarily accidental.

Was I claiming it was? Or are you just grasping at obsolete straws we've already dealt with?

Dude.

*I* happen to enjoy both.

Sure you do...

Nope. Man-man sex' value is unconnected to procreation, while heterosexuals seem to only have that as justification for their man-woman sex. Its obsolescence is self-inflicted.


Don't go generalising now. I(as a heterosexual) never said that man-woman sex is better because of the procreation. I love woman-man sex for the fun it is to me and the woman involved.


Because man-man sex is better sex.


Tastes differ.. I disagree, but I don't think that we can put up valid arguments why one is better than the other. They're equal in value :)

Or maybe, one is mind-blowing, and the other so monotonous it needs its accidental consequences such as procreation to validate its existence.

Bah, woman-man sex can also be mind-blowing :D And man-man sex can be horrible. But experience helps so I guess that man-man sex is more mind-blowing to you.

Was I claiming it was? Or are you just grasping at obsolete straws we've already dealt with?
lol

Sure you do...

You're somehow doubting my knowledge of my sexual orientation?

You're somehow doubting my knowledge of my sexual orientation?

I'm doubting your sexual "orientation" itself.

Don't go generalising now. I(as a heterosexual) never said that man-woman sex is better because of the procreation.

Because someone beat you to it.

I love woman-man sex for the fun it is to me and the woman involved.

Yes, the "fun" of playing with bits you know nothing of...

Tastes differ.. I disagree, but I don't think that we can put up valid arguments why one is better than the other. They're equal in value :)

One is so spectacular it brings upon the violent demise of civilizations, or so heterosexists keep telling me, and the other just slowly has them taper out into tedium.

Bah, woman-man sex can also be mind-blowing :D And man-man sex can be horrible. But experience helps so I guess that man-man sex is more mind-blowing to you.

No, more mind-blowing to us all, it would seem.

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/122e885f
wow... awesome :D

glitziness is good for my health! woo! :p (and what a pair to oggle... *cough* ;))

Because someone beat you to it.
I never said that. I said without one, the other could never have happened.

hmm, i have the impression i'm going to live forever =)

I'm doubting your sexual "orientation" itself.

So bi-sexual isn't a sexual orientation? What exactly is it then?

Because someone beat you to it.


Sure :rolleyes:


Yes, the "fun" of playing with bits you know nothing of...

I'm a curious person :D I like investigating new things.

One is so spectacular it brings upon the violent demise of civilizations, or so heterosexists keep telling me, and the other just slowly has them taper out into tedium.

Maybe you shouldn't believe those heterosexists. The ones that claim that man-man sex is "teh evil" are wrong, you know?

No, more mind-blowing to us all, it would seem.

Bah, I don't think you know what is mind-blowing to me. Just like I don't know what it is to you. So I won't say that man-man sex is not mind-blowing to you(because it probably is, otherwise you wouldn't make claims that it is better), it's just not very appealing to me.

So bi-sexual isn't a sexual orientation? What exactly is it then?
I have the feeling Fass is going to say it doesn't exist. :rolleyes:

So do I, but I'm curious, some people do like men and women and having sex with both, so what are they?

I could say homosexuality doesn't exist. I won't beacause I'd be wrong. but I could.

So bi-sexual isn't a sexual orientation? What exactly is it then?

Imaginary.

Wonder if pr0n industry will try to exploit that research! :p

While I agree that man-woman sex is as much "fun" as inserting a plastic pipette up a twat, it's not "effectively" man-woman sex.



And in times that we live now, it is obsolete.

So how do we reproduce,then? O_o

Wonder if pr0n industry will try to exploit that research! :p
Why should I?

Why should I?
Wonder, that is.

So how do we reproduce,then? O_o
Turkey basters, of course.

Why should I?

You live longer?

You live longer?
I think this is as likely to make me live longer as running across an icy motorway.

Turkey basters, of course.

we could try the Virgin Mary method ;o

we could try the Virgin Mary method ;o

Isn't that rape?

So bi-sexual isn't a sexual orientation? What exactly is it then?

Take this to the homosexuality thread. XD

BTW....breasts are gooood. :O

Imaginary.


So you mean I don't actually get sexually aroused by man-woman sex? Or that I don't actually get sexually aroused by man-man sex? Or that you magically (living a few thousand miles from me) know what sexually arouses me?

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1764/dpl0597bo.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/7669/dpl0612bb.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9894/dpl0135ko.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3262/dpl0114tn.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2930/dpl0379ip.jpg


there you go guys - live longer and prosper! ...i mean, ogle! :D

does it count if the boobs have bras in front of them? :confused:

Isn't that rape?

I don't think so:headbang:

I don't think so:headbang:
Did she consent? No, she was told she would have God's son.

And the best thing about Euts Holy Church of the Breast would be its central Cathedral.....

In the Grand Tetons.:p
ROFLMAO!!!! YES! :D

Did she consent? No, she was told she would have God's son.
Nah, she just cheated on Josef and made up a story.

How convenient would that be? We could just stare at ourselves a couple hours a day and live forever! Muahahahaa. :p
Um ... it only seems to work for guys, lil darlin.' Perhaps women's lives coulde be extended by staring at ... other things. :D

Did she consent? No, she was told she would have God's son.


i don't think planting a lifeform inside of a being without actual sex is rape.

So,Anakin Skywalker Mother was raped by The Force? ;o

BAD METAL! :p
NO ogle!

We're just trying to live longer. :p
LMAO! You TELL 'em, LG! Yeah! We just wanna live longer! That's it. :D

Women: show your cleavage and save a life!;)
Aaahahahahahahahhaha! :D

BAD METAL! :p
NO ogle!
aw but i can ogle aaaaaaaaaaall day :D

How heteronormative.
Ahhhh, SHADAAAAP!

Tell me you don't check out "packages!"

Uh huh. That's what I THOUGHT! So STFU and let us heteros have our fun ... uh ... I mean build our health. Yeah. That's it ... health! :p :D

Well from these posts, one can now easlily come to the conclusion that Fass is batshit insane and in urgent need of some therapy.

So, show proof to the contrary rather than making unsubstantiated assertions. :p
OMG! That means ... we'll have to conduct another study! Oh, the horror! The horror! :D

Good lord, is that for real?
ROFLMAO!!!! Aahahahahahahahaha! [ stares ] QQ

:D

Well from these posts, one can now easlily come to the conclusion that Fass is batshit insane and in urgent need of some therapy.

Coming from you Kravania, that reflects very well on me. :)

Well from these posts, one can now easlily come to the conclusion that Fass is batshit insane and in urgent need of some therapy.

And Pure Metal is a ogler of women's dirty pillows.

OMG! That means ... we'll have to conduct another study! Oh, the horror! The horror! :D
hypothesis: do you feel better for having looked at this picture (http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1764/dpl0597bo.jpg)?

result: positive!

case closed :D


And Pure Metal is a ogler of women's dirty pillows.
oh i try, i try :P

i blame women for being so sexy *nods*

Because man-man sex is better sex.
And your proof?

Sounds like another study to me! :D

Ahhhh, SHADAAAAP!

Tell me you don't check out "packages!"

"Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health."

I am a man. Staring at women's breast is very unlikely to do anything for me, let alone for my health. The article is heteronormative tripe.

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/122e885f

riight. You sure this is a legit study?

And your proof?

Sounds like another study to me! :D

Oh, no need for studies. All we need is your ass and my cock. You'll never look back.

Does this include porn?
Heh! Although not quite as effective, the study indicated that photographs of boobies do have a stiffening effect on the tendency of the male animal to survive longer. :D

Sure you do...
How very ... homonormative of you. :D

At least I don't envision an impposible sloution to the world where our species has social relations which will lead to it's own extinction.

I'm sorry but if you think hetrosexuals are inferior to homosexuals then you have NO RIGHT to ever be critical of homophobia.

Tell me, why are always such a misery?

Something happen?

Death of a loved one? poverty? out of a job? bullied at school?

Come on, go and talk about issues since you need to let it out and maybe enjoy life for a few seconds, instead of being the joy killer you are now.

How very ... homonormative of you. :D

Invent your own comments instead of stealing those already posted, please.

wow... awesome :D

glitziness is good for my health! woo! :p (and what a pair to oggle... *cough* ;))
LOL! You are acquiring true wisdom daily, Grasshopper! :D

So bi-sexual isn't a sexual orientation? What exactly is it then?
An "out-group" which both heteronormative and homonormative people feel free to attack. :p

I'm sorry but if you think hetrosexuals are inferior to homosexuals then you have NO RIGHT to ever be critical of homophobia.

He's homophilac....and heterophobic. I think he can be under this.

At least I don't envision an impposible sloution to the world where our species has social relations which will lead to it's own extinction.

I'm sorry but if you think hetrosexuals are inferior to homosexuals then you have NO RIGHT to ever be critical of homophobia.

Tell me, why are always such a misery?

Something happen?

Death of a loved one? poverty? out of a job? bullied at school?

Come on, go and talk about issues since you need to let it out and maybe enjoy life for a few seconds, instead of being the joy killer you are now.

Wow. You really are so oblivious as to actually think I was serious, and completely missed how I was taking the piss out of homophobes by acting "heterophobic?"

Kravania, baby, honey, sweetheart. Learn to read, already. There is a reason my argumentation here was demented - because it was an imitation of the demention of homophobes.

I think this is as likely to make me live longer as running across an icy motorway.
Fine then. I get YOUR share! :D

Fine then. I get YOUR share! :D

So you're getting more "Girls with big booby DVDs" now? :p

hypothesis: do you feel better for having looked at this picture (http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1764/dpl0597bo.jpg)?

result: positive!
MUCH! :D

Thanks! Can you say "My resolve to live longer has been stiffened," boys? :D

Well with the posts one can view on NS, nothing would suprise me, including homosexual supremecists.

Hetrophobia is not as common as homophobia of course, but it does indeed exist.

And I know you hold radical views, so what was I to expect.

And BTW, its true you can get 'more' out of man on man sex than with a woman, since it's a two way 'giving process' and since men are more sexually charged and demanding than women, of course the sex will be more intense, but alas that does nothing for the pro-creation of the species.

Not everything in life is about pleasure, but sometimes some things just need to be done.

riight. You sure this is a legit study?
Hmm. Perhaps not.

OMG! That means yet another study! Sigh. The things I do for the sake of science! Oh, well. Just another, long, detailed, in-depth study to labor through. The horror. The horror. :(

:D

Oh, no need for studies. All we need is your ass and my cock. You'll never look back.
All we need is for you to stop tossing in gratituitous references to homonormative concepts in the expectation that I ( we? ) will somehow be distracted from the matter at hand. :p

Wow. You really are so oblivious as to actually think I was serious, and completely missed how I was taking the piss out of homophobes by acting "heterophobic?"

Kravania, baby, honey, sweetheart. Learn to read. There is a reason my argumentation here was demented - because it was an imitation of the demention of homophobes.

Fass....I think I love you x-x

Invent your own comments instead of stealing those already posted, please.
No.

Well with the posts one can view on NS, nothing would suprise me, including homosexual supremecists.

Hetrophobia is not as common as homophobia of course, but it does indeed exist.

Yes, the streets are filled with straight bashers... oh, how persecuted straight people are...

And I know you hold radical views, so what was I to expect.

You were to expect more from yourself.

And BTW, its true you can get 'more' out of man on man sex than with a woman, since it's a two way 'giving process' and since men are more sexually charged and demanding than women, of course the sex will be more intense, but alas that does nothing for the pro-creation of the species.

Not everything in life is about pleasure, but sometimes some things just need to be done.

But it's nothing one needs heterosexuality for, and a lot of heterosexuals need to find a different way to "justify" their sexuality than procreation, as it's really not all that exclusive to them, and even then, they may end up procreating less than one of per cent of the times they have sex. It'll do wonders for them if they manage to realise that their sexuality is soooo much more than "sperm meets ovum."

But why should they need to "justify" their sexuality? Well, apparently homosexuals need to justify theirs, so it's only fair heterosexuals are pushed to do so, too. Maybe then they'll realise how stupid it is to demand such justification, let alone to have to provide it.

No.
You should have said "why don't you invent your own comments instead of stealing those already posted?" :p

Wow. You really are so oblivious as to actually think I was serious, and completely missed how I was taking the piss out of homophobes by acting "heterophobic?"

Kravania, baby, honey, sweetheart. Learn to read, already. There is a reason my argumentation here was demented - because it was an imitation of the demention of homophobes.
Fass ... how many times must we go over this? Several people have told you that it's often very difficult to know when you're indulging in hyperbole as opposed to being completely serious. Tsk! Perhaps you should change your heretofore ironclad rule about not using smilies? Nahh! Then you wouldn't be "Fass" anymore. Nevermind! :D

All we need is for you to stop tossing in gratituitous references to homonormative concepts in the expectation that I ( we? ) will somehow be distracted from the matter at hand. :p

You were the one who wanted proof. Well, I've got your proof right here!

So you're getting more "Girls with big booby DVDs" now? :p
Hmm. Here's an interesting one: Mammoth Mammaries For Fun and Profit! :D

Hehe, Going to bookmark that link. When the wifey get's a bit annoyed with me looking at boobs than I will tell her I am doing it purely for my health! I'm sure she will understand.:p

Hehe, Going to bookmark that link. When the wifey get's a bit annoyed with me looking at boobs than I will tell her I am doing it purely for my health! I'm sure she will understand.:p

The cherry and cream one? Yeah, I liked that too.

Hmm. Here's an interesting one: Mammoth Mammaries For Fun and Profit! :D

ROFL. Its basically saying that masterbating for 10 minutes is better then a 30 minute work-out in the Gym. XD

You were the one who wanted proof. Well, I've got your proof right here!
ROFLMAO!!! You, Mr. Fass, are totally ... and I mean totally ... incorrigable! :D

Fass ... how many times must we go over this? Several people have told you that it's often very difficult to know when you're indulging in hyperbole as opposed to being completely serious. Tsk! Perhaps you should change your heretofore ironclad rule about not using smilies? Nahh! Then you wouldn't be "Fass" anymore. Nevermind! :D

There is a reason only literate people get my posts, and there is a reason that I don't lower my standards.

ROFLMAO!!! You, Mr. Fass, are totally ... and I mean totally ... incorrigable! :D
I noticed that; it's... annoying. :mad:

Hmm. Perhaps not.

OMG! That means yet another study! Sigh. The things I do for the sake of science! Oh, well. Just another, long, detailed, in-depth study to labor through. The horror. The horror. :(

:D

Wait, would it have the same effect if guys were staring at...say...man boobs?

Fass ... how many times must we go over this? Several people have told you that it's often very difficult to know when you're indulging in hyperbole as opposed to being completely serious. Tsk! Perhaps you should change your heretofore ironclad rule about not using smilies? Nahh! Then you wouldn't be "Fass" anymore. Nevermind! :D
Well, that rule wasn't all that ironclad.

Most memorably, there was this little bugger: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif, which I was sorely tempted to use in the Homosexuality thread. That or the Up Yours one. But then SoWiBi set me straight, as it were, and I refrained.

Still, Fassian hyperbole is so de rigueur in his posts that I, for one, totally believed him. Talk about relief.

ROFLMAO!!! You, Mr. Fass, are totally ... and I mean totally ... incorrigable! :D

The offer stands. What I don't do to open minds, and other parts of the body...

There is a reason only literate people get my posts, and there is a reason that I don't lower my standards.
Oh! The uber-literate Mr. Fass, eh? Well, I'm sure it's all wayy over my poor, intellectually-challenged, almost exclusively reptilian mid-brain dominated, lil mind. Sigh.

Have at it then, and my most humble apologies for interrupting. :p

Wait, would it have the same effect if guys were staring at...say...man boobs?

http://www.nndb.com/people/191/000098894/chris-evans-1-sized.jpg

Been there, done that, and the answer may be yes.

Oh! The uber-literate Mr. Fass, eh? Well, I'm sure it's all wayy over my poor, intellectually-challenged, almost exclusively reptilian mid-brain dominated, lil mind. Sigh.

I'd console you, but the past proves you right in your self-deprecation.

Well, that rule wasn't all that ironclad.

Most memorably, there was this little bugger: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif, which I was sorely tempted to use in the Homosexuality thread. That or the Up Yours one. But then SoWiBi set me straight, as it were, and I refrained.

Still, Fassian hyperbole is so de rigueur in his posts that I, for one, totally believed him. Talk about relief.
Ah HA! So the inimitable Dr. Fass has in fact resorted to the dreaded "smiley syndrome!" TSK!

"Fassian hyperbole!" Good one! LOL! :D

I'd console you, but the past proves you right in your self-deprecation.
Uh ... I'm confused. Is that another one of your hyperbolic statements, or are you being quasi-serious now?

And isn't "correct in your self-deception" an oxymoron? :)

Uh ... I'm confused. Is that another one of your hyperbolic statements, or are you being quasi-serious now?

And isn't "correct in your self-deception" an oxymoron? :)

But he said self-deprecation...

There is a reason only literate people get my posts, and there is a reason that I don't lower my standards.

OK.

Like I said, given your radical outlook, when you make one post, it's near impossible to determine whether it's your actual opinion or not.

You seemed to fall for my orgy of posting about a month ago.

You thought that was real.

So you too can fall for it!

Hehe, Going to bookmark that link. When the wifey get's a bit annoyed with me looking at boobs than I will tell her I am doing it purely for my health! I'm sure she will understand.:p
Of course she will! Any reasonable woman will. Uh ... wait ... that's oxymoronic, isn't it! Damn! :D

Don't worry Eutrusca, he used the incorrect spelling of dependent on page 2.
Somehow I doubt the existence of turkey basters is dependant on man-woman sex.

Of course she will! Any reasonable woman will. Uh ... wait ... that's oxymoronic, isn't it! Damn! :D

Don't tell a woman that... EVER. XD

Uh ... I'm confused. Is that another one of your hyperbolic statements, or are you being quasi-serious now?

Wouldn't you like to know? Isn't that part of my charm, that you never really now when I'm being one or the other?

And isn't "correct in your self-deception" an oxymoron? :)

It is quite ironic of you to misread "self-deprecation" when you were mock deprecating yourself with regards to literacy, proving my point precisely.

ROFL. Its basically saying that masterbating for 10 minutes is better then a 30 minute work-out in the Gym. XD
LOL! Perhaps, although it's the staring that works for me. ;)

Ten minutes? The way things have been going for me lately, I'd be lucky not to have a spontaneous one! Sigh. The pressure. The pressure! Heh!

LOL! Perhaps, although it's the staring that works for me. ;)

Ten minutes? The way things have been going for me lately, I'd be lucky not to have a spontaneous one! Sigh. The pressure. The pressure! Heh!

O.O Do I even want to ask?

Don't tell a woman that... EVER. XD

too late. I shall rally up all the women of NS with that quote and deprive Eut of all female contact for the rest of eternity. :p

You seemed to fall for my orgy of posting about a month ago.
You thought that was real.
So you too can fall for it!

I don't remember what you're talking about. And the key word in your post was "seemed." Think about it.

Wait, would it have the same effect if guys were staring at...say...man boobs?
Uh ... not that I've noticed. Perhaps Dr. Fass has done a study on that one? :)

Don't worry Eutrusca, he used the incorrect spelling of dependent on page 2.

http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&va=dependant

Dependant is a correct spelling.

But he said self-deprecation...
Ah! So he did. So he did. Sigh. Time for another eye exam. bleah.

http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&va=dependant

Dependant is a correct spelling.

Yes, dependant is the correct spelling of the noun meaning "one that is dependent".

Don't worry Eutrusca, he used the incorrect spelling of dependent on page 2.

Nope, it can be spelled both ways.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dependant

so i could find an attractive woman and tell her that i need first aid, and all she has to do is take off her shirt;)

Nope, it can be spelled both ways.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dependant

Yes, the noun meaning "one that is dependent" can be spelt both ways.

Yes, dependant is the correct spelling of the noun meaning "one that is dependent".

It is also one of the correct spellings of the adjective, which is actually taken from French, through Middle English, whence the "ant" spelling comes from.

Wouldn't you like to know? Isn't that part of my charm, that you never really now when I'm being one or the other?

It is quite ironic of you to misread "self-deprecation" when you were mock deprecating yourself with regards to literacy, proving my point precisely.
Your "charm?" Hmmm. LOL!

Sorry about that, but all it really "proves" is that I'm overdue for my next eye exam. :P

O.O Do I even want to ask?
No! Leave it alone! LOL!

It is also one of the correct spellings of the adjective, which is actually taken from French, through Middle English, whence the "ant" spelling comes from.

I beg to differ.

Yes, the noun meaning "one that is dependent" can be spelt both ways.

really? because I see a big bold "adj." on the dictionary.com link.

too late. I shall rally up all the women of NS with that quote and deprive Eut of all female contact for the rest of eternity. :p
Those who know me will spread my fame far and wide. Those who don't know me ... yet ... will be totally amazed at what they've been missing. The statement is therefore, irrelevant. :D

No! Leave it alone! LOL!

Not getting much Eut? :D
Your gonna die cause you haven't felt or seen boobies!

Sorry about that, but all it really "proves" is that I'm overdue for my next eye exam. :P

You tell yourself that, and blame ocular degeneration instead of the cognitive...

You tell yourself that, and blame ocular degeneration instead of the cognitive...

He's cognitive faculties seem to be working just fine to me....

so i could find an attractive woman and tell her that i need first aid, and all she has to do is take off her shirt;)
LOL! And any woman who believes that is seriously delusional! :D

Those who know me will spread my fame far and wide. Those who don't know me ... yet ... will be totally amazed at what they've been missing. The statement is therefore, irrelevant. :D

Just a bit egotistial, are we?

a self-depreciated egotist? O_O

He's cognitive faculties seem to be working just fine to me....

Cognitive as in "relating to perception." There clearly was something wrong with that.

You tell yourself that, and blame ocular degeneration instead of the cognitive...
ROFL! Well, I'll leave that assessment up to those with whom I converse. I try not to trouble myself with inane conundrums. :D

Grr. I would appear to be wrong again, however, the original link which you provided, Fass, did not prove your case.

Well Fass, you dislike me becuase of my posting about a month ago, where I gave views that would be called Catholic fundamentalist and Neo-Fascist.

That happened in a number of threads.

You seemed to fall for them.

So please don't mock others for failing to know of your posts reflecting your real views if you made the same mistake yourself.

If I was a real Fascist, I'd actually make a much better effort to put those said views across in my posts.

None of those posts were my real views.

If you must know, I hold no religion and have no political views or ideology, as I have yet to be convinced by any of of the ideologies from the far left to the far right.

I'll get you some day, Fass, I hope. :)

Just a bit egotistial, are we?

a self-depreciated egotist? O_O
That does not compute! Heh!

No, as a matter of fact, I am not being egotistical, merely factual. Would you like some unsolicited testimonials? :D

Not getting much Eut? :D
Your gonna die cause you haven't felt or seen boobies!
You know, call me crazy, but somehow I don't believe that. :D

Cognitive as in "relating to perception." There clearly was something wrong with that.
Well, I've got to give you that one, Dr. Fass. Perception is, in fact, cognition. :)

I would be interested to know how Fass came to be so brilliant with the English language.

Grr. I would appear to be wrong again, however, the original link which you provided, Fass, did not prove your case.

It did, had you clicked the link to the main article.

That does not compute! Heh!

No, as a matter of fact, I am not being egotistical, merely factual. Would you like some unsolicited testimonials? :D

You cannot prove they are unsolicited, since even you talking to them would count as solicitation. And believing your own legend as fact is DEFINITELY egotistical in my book.

It did, had you clicked the link to the main article.
I just clicked the link you provided.

You know, call me crazy, but somehow I don't believe that. :D
ROFLMAO!! You, young lady, are a woman of perception and wit.

I don't believe it either! :D

I would be interested to know how Fass came to be so brilliant with the English language.

I had to learn it.

You cannot prove they are unsolicited, since even you talking to them would count as solicitation. And believing your own legend as fact is DEFINITELY egotistical in my book.
Sigh. "None so blind as those who will not see." :p

God! You mean my wife lied to me? She said I'd go bling if I stared at other women. :eek:

You cannot prove they are unsolicited, since even you talking to them would count as solicitation. And believing your own legend as fact is DEFINITELY egotistical in my book.

And in mine to! :)

I just clicked the link you provided.

In it is a link to "dependency," and under "dependency" is a link to "dependent" where it speaks very briefly of "dependant," as "dependent" is the more common variant. I spell it "ant" mostly because I speak French, and it's thus easier.

God! You mean my wife lied to me? She said I'd go bling if I stared at other women. :eek:
She's confused. Tell her that you won't go blind unless you have to take matters into your own hands. :D

I had to learn it.
But how? :O Your English is significantly better than that of any of my English teachers.

And in mine to! :)
Heh! I call "ulterior motive" on this one! :D

But how? :O Your English is significantly better than that of any of my English teachers.
Perhaps because Dr. Fass is also smarter than any of your English teachers. :)

Well Fass, you dislike me becuase of my posting about a month ago, where I gave views that would be called Catholic fundamentalist and Neo-Fascist.

No, I "dislike" you, and I use that term very loosely, seeing as it would require I felt anything about you, which I can't say that I do, because you are a troll. Your confession to being one here wasn't exactly what clued me in on you being one - your incompetence in the role was.

Perhaps because Dr. Fass is also smarter than any of your English teachers. :)

Oh! He's a doctor.

But how? :O

School, reading, writing, watching, listening, surrounding myself with. You get the gist.

Your English is significantly better than that of any of my English teachers.

That speaks little about me, and volumes about them.

Do you know just how offensive it is to have men stare at your chest? I get it a lot, and it pisses me off...I think its a bit like me staring at a guys crotch while talking to him...

Grow up all of you and think how you would feel if it was random men staring at your Daughter/Sister/Mothers breast and thinking it was ok?

If I want them stared at, I will get them out and tell you, OK?

There is only one guy who is allowed to STARE at my breasts and he is standing behind me right now reading this as I type.....

:upyours:
So what would you have typed had he not been watching you type this reply? ;)

ROFLMAO!! You, young lady, are a woman of perception and wit.

I don't believe it either! :D

Heh, see, I knew it. :p

So what would you have typed had he not been watching you type this reply? ;)

Lol! Tell us. :)

School, reading, writing, watching, listening, surrounding myself with. You get the gist.



That speaks little about me, and volumes about them.

I know a Russian that learned English by listening to the lyrics in songs. He learned well.

Heh, see, I knew it. :p
LOL! :D

I know a Russian that learned English by listening to the lyrics in songs. He learned well.

I find shows like "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" and "The Critic" are a treasure trove for learning quirky US vernacular.

For UK vernacular, I, umm, pop over to the UK. :\

I find shows like "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" and "The Critic" are a treasure trove for learning quirky US vernacular.

For UK vernacular, I, umm, pop over to the UK. :\
Family Guy, now that is a riot.

Yes, the noun meaning "one that is dependent" can be spelt both ways.
You are right. Fass is messing with you. Or us, really. As seems to be his wont.
Another gratuitous link: http://www.bartleby.com/68/40/1740.html

really? because I see a big bold "adj." on the dictionary.com link. Then you might want to look a little closer.

Family guy is so like an american disfunctional house!

You are right. Fass is messing with you. Or us, really. As seems to be his wont.
Another gratuitous link: http://www.bartleby.com/68/40/1740.html

My want, even. Though I am not BSing here, your "Guide to Standard American English" (:rolleyes:) notwithstanding.

Then you might want to look a little closer.

As would you. Roll all the way down to the end of the page...

My want, even. Though I am not BSing here, your "Guide to Standard American English" (:rolleyes:) notwithstanding.



As would you. Roll all the way down to the end of the page...

OMFG!!!!! A smilie!

OMFG!!!!! A smilie!

He's being sarcastic! BLASPH<tab!>

OMFG!!!!! A smilie!

It's Whereyouthinkyougoing. She and Sowibi are smiley-fascists. I know which chain to yank.

They are just upset that they are objects of Men's Health. XD

They are just upset that they are objects of Men's Health. XD

http://www.limblengthening.com/news/gallery/mh02-04/images/page-01.jpg

Men's Health being a complete gay wank focus, why would women be its object?

Hmm, longer lifespan. I had better get to work immediately.

Hmm, longer lifespan. I had better get to work immediately.
WTF does work have to do with it? :p

This explains why Hugh Hefner didn't die at 35. All the breasts he oogles balances out the partying.

i certainly do feel better after yesterday... ;)

*cough*

i certainly do feel better after yesterday... ;)

*cough*
Heh! Ut oh! Dare we ask??? :eek: