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The Jolt Apocalypse?

Philosopy
13-04-2006, 21:26
*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 21:27
*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?
[NS]Simonist
13-04-2006, 21:29
*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?
Sigh.....this is what happens when I"m not around to keep you all in check.....

*wanders off leaving chaos in the wake*
[NS]Liasia
13-04-2006, 21:30
*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p

ROFLMAO!:p
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 21:33
*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p
GAH!
*gives up and walks off*
I V Stalin
13-04-2006, 21:34
*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p
Excellent! Apparently you replied to the thread a minute before it started.

Anyway...it just so happens I found a book of the Jolt Bible previously thought lost for...ooooh...literally seconds. It is entitled simply 'Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'

1:1 Yea, and let it be said, did the users of the Jolt forums witness unholy ruptures of time,
1:2 And they didst enjoy much Myrth from these 'tyme warps'.
1:3 Many posts shall be made, foretelling the Apocalypse of Jolt, yet these will be met with comebacks along the lines of
1:4 "Pfft. This be nothing. Before the move to Jolt...etc, etc."
1:5 But many...

Sadly, that's all I could find (be bothered to make up right now). Feel free to add to it.
Ramissle
13-04-2006, 21:40
Well, now that the Apocalypse is coming, we need to find the anti christ.
Kyronea
13-04-2006, 21:40
We need a laughing emoticon...I'm sitting here laughing my head off about these "time warps."
Lunatic Goofballs
13-04-2006, 21:50
We need a laughing emoticon...I'm sitting here laughing my head off about these "time warps."
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/rotflol.gif
Grand Maritoll
13-04-2006, 21:51
we need to find the anti christ.

*Points to Goofballs*
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 21:52
More importantly, why can't I pick all the options?
I V Stalin
13-04-2006, 21:52
More importantly, why can't I pick all the options?
Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?
AB Again
13-04-2006, 21:54
Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?

That means we can not be fucked if you are stupid. Yeah. We're saved. :p
Grand Maritoll
13-04-2006, 21:55
Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?

Only the "yes" and "no" parts. The OP (well, the second poster, I suppose) could be stupid along with the coming of the Jolt Apocalypse.
Baratstan
13-04-2006, 21:57
I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.
Grand Maritoll
13-04-2006, 21:57
I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.

There's too much hysteron proteron in this thread. You know what?
I V Stalin
13-04-2006, 21:58
That means we can not be fucked if you are stupid. Yeah. We're saved. :p
F*cking Ch*lski fans. :p
AB Again
13-04-2006, 22:08
F*cking Ch*lski fans. :p

Strange way of spelling Championski! :rolleyes:
Pure Metal
13-04-2006, 22:11
*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?
i voted no. it's happened before and we're still here, right?
Baratstan
13-04-2006, 22:17
There's too much hysteron proteron in this thread. You know what?

Feel sorry for me, I don't know what a hysteron proteron is.
Pure Metal
13-04-2006, 22:17
wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
Seosavists
13-04-2006, 22:18
happend before and was explained to me something about certain death or wait was it that it wasn't certain death? Anyway something about servers and clocks and being on different somethings. Don't worry I'm sure it's just emm something. In the mean time enjoy posting before the people you're repling to.



wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
They all died after you said "we're still here, right?"
Philosopy
13-04-2006, 22:19
wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 22:19
i voted no. it's happened before and we're still here, right?
So there is a Myrth? And he reencarnated all of us?
Mariehamn
13-04-2006, 22:19
wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
Its not dead, its been a whopping six minutes.
Seosavists
13-04-2006, 22:21
So there is a Myrth? And he reencarnated all of us?
He also replaced all our computers with completely identical in every way computers.
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 22:24
He also replaced all our computers with completely identical in every way computers.
Amazing!
Pure Metal
13-04-2006, 22:24
Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.
:eek: *runs away from da fuzz*


Its not dead, its been a whopping six minutes.
shush you :p
Asbena
13-04-2006, 22:25
Jolt will only die if you continue to do such stupidity. x-x
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 22:26
Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 22:28
I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.
course they dont!
Philosopy
13-04-2006, 22:28
I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.
Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 22:30
course they dont!

I know, which is why I assumed it. :p
Asbena
13-04-2006, 22:30
I know, which is why I assumed it. :p
Miranda is just bad to begin with and it is being abused all the time.
IL Ruffino
13-04-2006, 22:31
:eek:

YOU TRIED TO WARP ME!!!!!

EVIL!!!!

*is tempted to click gun smilie*
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 22:32
Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.

Ah, I see...Cuz we always hear "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court...etc...". Well, that's what TV tells me. *nod*
Asbena
13-04-2006, 22:32
Ah, I see...Cuz we always hear "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court...etc...". Well, that's what TV tells me. *nod*

Lol....and you know this how? :D
Pure Metal
13-04-2006, 22:33
Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.
just say what they do in the movies... which means shoot first and arrest them after *nods* ;)
Asbena
13-04-2006, 22:33
LOL! Hollywood for ya. :)
Lienor
13-04-2006, 22:39
This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.
Asbena
13-04-2006, 22:42
This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.

Such a piece of technocratic trash though, that's the problem.
Free Mercantile States
13-04-2006, 23:26
Behold the pale computer; and the man that sat at it was Death, and Hell logged on with him.
RomeW
13-04-2006, 23:30
*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?

What the...?
Free Mercantile States
13-04-2006, 23:30
Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:
Taredas
13-04-2006, 23:40
You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:

Too many episodes of Law and Order, you say? Hmm, I might just have to agree... so I'll use the power of Wikipedia to, err, "improve" your quote... ;)

I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance if futile. You will disarm all your weapons and escort us to Sector 0-0-1. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.

Too many episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. :mp5:
Mooseica
13-04-2006, 23:53
This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.

That'd be the most incredible thing ever!
Free Mercantile States
14-04-2006, 00:36
The Eschaton would be unhappy....
Infinite Revolution
14-04-2006, 00:48
wah! my brain's squiggly enough as it is without t'internet warping out on me :eek: :rolleyes: :confused: :eek: :cool: :p :rolleyes: :confused: ;) :headbang:
Maineiacs
14-04-2006, 01:04
Repent! The end is nigh!


And that's +1 to the post count.
Marrakech II
14-04-2006, 01:05
I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.

Post whore.....
Kleptonis
14-04-2006, 01:54
Post whore.....
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

+1 before the end comes!
Philosopy
14-04-2006, 10:29
You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:
Ah, well if The Bill has taught me anything it's that they definately don't say that over here. :p