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*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p

*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?

*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?
Sigh.....this is what happens when I"m not around to keep you all in check.....

*wanders off leaving chaos in the wake*

*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p

ROFLMAO!:p

*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

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GAH!
*gives up and walks off*

*Must reply quickly to try and steal the OP*

EDIT: Hurrah! :p
Excellent! Apparently you replied to the thread a minute before it started.

Anyway...it just so happens I found a book of the Jolt Bible previously thought lost for...ooooh...literally seconds. It is entitled simply 'Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'

1:1 Yea, and let it be said, did the users of the Jolt forums witness unholy ruptures of time,
1:2 And they didst enjoy much Myrth from these 'tyme warps'.
1:3 Many posts shall be made, foretelling the Apocalypse of Jolt, yet these will be met with comebacks along the lines of
1:4 "Pfft. This be nothing. Before the move to Jolt...etc, etc."
1:5 But many...

Sadly, that's all I could find (be bothered to make up right now). Feel free to add to it.

Well, now that the Apocalypse is coming, we need to find the anti christ.

We need a laughing emoticon...I'm sitting here laughing my head off about these "time warps."

We need a laughing emoticon...I'm sitting here laughing my head off about these "time warps."
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/rotflol.gif

we need to find the anti christ.

*Points to Goofballs*

More importantly, why can't I pick all the options?

More importantly, why can't I pick all the options?
Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?

Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?

That means we can not be fucked if you are stupid. Yeah. We're saved. :p

Because options 1 and 2 are kinda mutually exclusive?

Only the "yes" and "no" parts. The OP (well, the second poster, I suppose) could be stupid along with the coming of the Jolt Apocalypse.

I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.

I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.

There's too much hysteron proteron in this thread. You know what?

That means we can not be fucked if you are stupid. Yeah. We're saved. :p
F*cking Ch*lski fans. :p

F*cking Ch*lski fans. :p

Strange way of spelling Championski! :rolleyes:

*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?
i voted no. it's happened before and we're still here, right?

There's too much hysteron proteron in this thread. You know what?

Feel sorry for me, I don't know what a hysteron proteron is.

wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!

happend before and was explained to me something about certain death or wait was it that it wasn't certain death? Anyway something about servers and clocks and being on different somethings. Don't worry I'm sure it's just emm something. In the mean time enjoy posting before the people you're repling to.



wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
They all died after you said "we're still here, right?"

wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

i voted no. it's happened before and we're still here, right?
So there is a Myrth? And he reencarnated all of us?

wow i killed the thread with my surprise seriousness... woo!
Its not dead, its been a whopping six minutes.

So there is a Myrth? And he reencarnated all of us?
He also replaced all our computers with completely identical in every way computers.

He also replaced all our computers with completely identical in every way computers.
Amazing!

Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.
:eek: *runs away from da fuzz*


Its not dead, its been a whopping six minutes.
shush you :p

Jolt will only die if you continue to do such stupidity. x-x

Pure Metal, I am arresting you on suspicion of thread murder. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.

I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.
course they dont!

I assume they don't exactly use Miranda rights over there then? That sounded weird.
Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.

course they dont!

I know, which is why I assumed it. :p

I know, which is why I assumed it. :p
Miranda is just bad to begin with and it is being abused all the time.

:eek:

YOU TRIED TO WARP ME!!!!!

EVIL!!!!

*is tempted to click gun smilie*

Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.

Ah, I see...Cuz we always hear "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court...etc...". Well, that's what TV tells me. *nod*

Ah, I see...Cuz we always hear "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court...etc...". Well, that's what TV tells me. *nod*

Lol....and you know this how? :D

Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.
just say what they do in the movies... which means shoot first and arrest them after *nods* ;)

LOL! Hollywood for ya. :)

This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.

This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.

Such a piece of technocratic trash though, that's the problem.

Behold the pale computer; and the man that sat at it was Death, and Hell logged on with him.

*points*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477416

These "time warps" have been happening all day.. Could this be the start of the Jolt Apocalypse?

Or am I just paranoid?

What the...?

Dinaverg, I am arresting you on suspicion of being pedantic. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.

I have no idea what they say, I've never been arrested. :p That was off the top of my head.

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:

Too many episodes of Law and Order, you say? Hmm, I might just have to agree... so I'll use the power of Wikipedia to, err, "improve" your quote... ;)

I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance if futile. You will disarm all your weapons and escort us to Sector 0-0-1. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.

Too many episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. :mp5:

This reminds me of Minority Report. I can see mods deleting threads before they're created.

That'd be the most incredible thing ever!

The Eschaton would be unhappy....

wah! my brain's squiggly enough as it is without t'internet warping out on me :eek: :rolleyes: :confused: :eek: :cool: :p :rolleyes: :confused: ;) :headbang:

Repent! The end is nigh!


And that's +1 to the post count.

I voted "+1 for the post count!", because I'm posting this. Just thought you all might want to know.

Post whore.....

Post whore.....
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

+1 before the end comes!

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Too many episodes of Law and Order. :mp5:
Ah, well if The Bill has taught me anything it's that they definately don't say that over here. :p