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So... Today is the first day of Easter break... Since I am still on school time, I woke up at 6:50am. Now I am doomed to hell. There is nothing but kiddie shows on. My god this show called "Hi 5" is a total peice of shit.

*points to pic*
http://www.hi5america.com/images/hi5cast.jpg

Not only is it a musical with people who can't sing, but they're happy.. too happy.. and the damn songs are getting stuck in my head.

Kill me.

Whats the worst kids show you have ever seen?

Oh, and give me something to do other than watch this shit. Please? I'm beggggggggggging you. ACK THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN!

The show is called High Five. Clearly that is a message to smoke five fat blunts while watching their show.

The show is called High Five. Clearly that is a message to smoke five fat blunts while watching their show.
Ahhh!

*goes off to buy strong weed*

The show is called High Five. Clearly that is a message to smoke five fat blunts while watching their show.
perhaps their inane level of happiness will become tolerable then...

The show is called High Five. Clearly that is a message to smoke five fat blunts while watching their show.That should make it a lot more fun too watch, I'm sure :p

perhaps their inane level of happiness will become tolerable then...

Maybe that's why they're so happy.

*points to pic*
http://www.hi5america.com/images/hi5cast.jpg
There's no native American in that group :(

What's funnier is that that show is an american version of the australian original. I think the girls on the aussie one are hotter. http://www.hi5.com.au/about_hi-5.asp
Well a bit.

There's no native American in that group :(
No construction worker or police officer either :(

Maybe that's why they're so happy.
nah look at them - they're not stoned (this (http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9919/4757cheechmarin9kc.jpg)is stoned :p) they're obviously high on e or something

nah look at them - they're not stoned (this (http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9919/4757cheechmarin9kc.jpg)is stoned :p) they're obviously high on e or something
Silly PM, they're high on life, cos everything in life is just super!

No construction worker or police officer either :(They're not ethnic groups, silly...;)

No, I just find it weird that they're willing to put in an Asian, an African-American, and someone that looks like they might be Latino from a distance. It seems like there are some minorities that desperately need to be included to make it PC. Either pull it off all the way or don't attempt to do it at all, I say.

Silly PM, they're high on life, cos everything in life is just super!
i'm sure it is when you're payed to act the twat you naturally are in front of a camera... ;)

Oh, and give me something to do other than watch this shit. Please? I'm beggggggggggging you. ACK THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN!try Brazilian keddie/teenie shows, they are.. not boring. ;)

what the hell is up with their shirts? :confused:

saturday/sunday mornings every weekend are bad here. 2 of 3 news networks puts on kiddie shows from the one cable station. that station has them on too.

no news, just little bill. god, cable sucks.

try Brazilian keddie/teenie shows, they are.. not boring. ;)
At least they give you lots and lots to watch.

try Brazilian keddie/teenie shows, they are.. not boring. ;)

Really! Well some of the presenters were pretty hot in the past, but they are now just pathetic. (Angelica, Xuxa etc.)

Just be glad you're not watching Boohbah. I and two of my friends stubled upon this abomination while we were very drunk and stoned (Yeah, I took a couple of hits off the blunt). I think this kid's show contains subliminal brainwashing messages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boohbah

They're not ethnic groups, silly...;)

No, I just find it weird that they're willing to put in an Asian, an African-American, and someone that looks like they might be Latino from a distance. It seems like there are some minorities that desperately need to be included to make it PC. Either pull it off all the way or don't attempt to do it at all, I say.
Not only that, but for some reason made the Asian wear a british flag t-shirt. What's up with that?

Not only that, but for some reason made the Asian wear a british flag t-shirt. What's up with that?'t'aint a British flag. (http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us-hi.html)

Just wait until you see the shows like The Wiggles and the Backyardigens. Scary as hell...

Just be glad you're not watching Boohbah. I and two of my friends stubled upon this abomination while we were very drunk and stoned (Yeah, I took a couple of hits off the blunt). I think this kid's show contains subliminal brainwashing messages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boohbah


Holy f--- I saw that show once! There is definetly some brainwashing going on in that, no doubt about it. Even the toys that they have in stores from that show creep me out. :eek:

Just wait until you see the shows like The Wiggles and the Backyardigens. Scary as hell...
That Backyardigens show is great to watch when stoned! :p

The wiggles I hevent seen.. the title alone.. makes me want to beg for tylenol in advance of when I have 4 year ol's running around.

Could be worse. Two words for you: "Barney" and "Teletubbies"

*runs away screaming*

Could be worse. Two words for you: "Barney" and "Teletubbies"

*runs away screaming*
*follows*

Heh, one of the girls in the Aussie "High 5" show lists one of her interests as Extra Terrestrial life outside of this planet.

Wha??

The name Doodlebops can kill *ack let go of my throat*:mp5: :headbang: :sniper:

Heh, one of the girls in the Aussie "High 5" show lists one of her interests as Extra Terrestrial life outside of this planet.

Wha??
What's so weird about that? She's interested in Aliens who haven't taken up residence within the complex of tunnels inside our earth.

Holy f--- I saw that show once! There is definetly some brainwashing going on in that, no doubt about it. Even the toys that they have in stores from that show creep me out. :eek:
I used to work in a toy warehouse and their toys scare me shitless. There was one that you pressed the button and it's eyebrows flash and and it's eyes slowly move around whilst making it this hellish clicking sound! It's terrifying!

I used to work in a toy warehouse and their toys scare me shitless. There was one that you pressed the button and it's eyebrows flash and and it's eyes slowly move around whilst making it this hellish clicking sound! It's terrifying!
I've heard that there's a hidden switch somewhere on the toy that makes it come to life at about 3 AM and commit random acts of murder for about two hours.

Ok, so I made it up. Rumors have to start somewhere.

What's so weird about that? She's interested in Aliens who haven't taken up residence within the complex of tunnels inside our earth.

Wouldn't that make them intraterrestrial?

I used to work in a toy warehouse and their toys scare me shitless. There was one that you pressed the button and it's eyebrows flash and and it's eyes slowly move around whilst making it this hellish clicking sound! It's terrifying!

I can see the adverts now: "Scare your kids straight with these new Boohbah 'Possessed by the Devil' dolls! In stores now!"

Wouldn't that make them intraterrestrial?
No, because they originally come from other planets. Here's a link.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/dulce.html

No, because they originally come from other planets. Here's a link.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/dulce.html

Ah, I see.

I can see the adverts now: "Scare your kids straight with these new Boohbah 'Possessed by the Devil' dolls! In stores now!"
"At your local Wal-Mart!"

So... Today is the first day of Easter break... Since I am still on school time, I woke up at 6:50am. Now I am doomed to hell. There is nothing but kiddie shows on. My god this show called "Hi 5" is a total peice of shit.

*points to pic*
http://www.hi5america.com/images/hi5cast.jpg

Not only is it a musical with people who can't sing, but they're happy.. too happy.. and the damn songs are getting stuck in my head.

Kill me.

Whats the worst kids show you have ever seen?

Oh, and give me something to do other than watch this shit. Please? I'm beggggggggggging you. ACK THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN!

AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

So... Today is the first day of Easter break... Since I am still on school time, I woke up at 6:50am. Now I am doomed to hell. There is nothing but kiddie shows on. My god this show called "Hi 5" is a total peice of shit.

*points to pic*
http://www.hi5america.com/images/hi5cast.jpg

Not only is it a musical with people who can't sing, but they're happy.. too happy.. and the damn songs are getting stuck in my head.

Kill me.

Whats the worst kids show you have ever seen?

Oh, and give me something to do other than watch this shit. Please? I'm beggggggggggging you. ACK THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN!

Hi Five, or as one Australian comedian called them, The Wiggles with nipples.

Hi Five, or as one Australian comedian called them, The Wiggles with nipples.

The one with the flag on her top is quite hot. I could probably enjoy one of these shows with the volume muted.

Hi Five, or as one Australian comedian called them, The Wiggles with nipples.

How did they get that name? :o

The one with the flag on her top is quite hot. I could probably enjoy one of these shows with the volume muted.

Can you enjoy the teletubbies when muted?

Can you enjoy the teletubbies when muted?

Depends on what I'm taking.

Depends on what I'm taking.

Nothing....XD
Can you then?

So... Today is the first day of Easter break... Since I am still on school time, I woke up at 6:50am. Now I am doomed to hell. There is nothing but kiddie shows on. My god this show called "Hi 5" is a total peice of shit.

*points to pic*
http://www.hi5america.com/images/hi5cast.jpg

Not only is it a musical with people who can't sing, but they're happy.. too happy.. and the damn songs are getting stuck in my head.

Kill me.

Whats the worst kids show you have ever seen?

Oh, and give me something to do other than watch this shit. Please? I'm beggggggggggging you. ACK THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN!

Makes me just want to look at teh cloud outside for 10 hours.

Nothing....XD
Can you then?

No, I think not.

No, I think not.

Its torture x-x

Really! Well some of the presenters were pretty hot.. (Angelica, Xuxa etc.)I tried to find Xuxa with Google image search..

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Xuxa&btnG=Search

but i cant tell wich one she is..

How did they get that name? :o

It was at the Logies (Aus TV awards night) & the young, attractive Hi 5 girls were wearing dresses that made them look even more attractive. No nudity, but sometimes it gets cold at these awards nights.

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You might want to remove that link before you get banned.

You might want to remove that link before you get banned.Why what did I do?

Why what did I do?

Could just be me, but I'm getting porn in that link.

Edit:
Try changing you pc setting from "Pervert" to "Normal" ;)

Heh. Apparantly it is just me. Nevermind.

Could just be me, but I'm getting porn in that link.
LOL,

Try changing your PC settings from "shagadelic" to "once a week" ;)

Heh. Apparantly it is just me. Nevermind.Just to be safe.. I went from Yahoo to Google.. Tell if you get more or less "Collateral damage"

legal advice -kids, don't try this at home-

LOL,

Try changing your PC settings from "shagadelic" to "once a week" ;)
O.O LOL!

Just to be safe.. I went from Yahoo to Google.. Tell if you get more or less "material"

legal advice -kids, dont try this at home-

Much less. I know what search engine I'll be using in the future.

His link is to pr0n O.o!?

Much less. I know what search engine I'll be using in the future.You are going to use Yahoo :D :D ;) :D

Can you enjoy the teletubbies when muted?
I can enjoy the teletubbies unmuted. For some reason.

There's no native American in that group :(

Shaun Taylor-Corbett, the one on the right, is.

Taylor-Corbett, who is Native American, shares the spotlight with four co-stars, Kimee Balmilero, Karla Cheatham-Mosley, Curtis Cregan and Jennifer Peterson-Hind, all of varying nationalities.
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1601&dept_id=479859&newsid=7512561&PAG=461&rfi=9

http://poll.imdb.com/name/nm1352058/bio

Shaun Taylor-Corbett, the one on the right, is.


http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1601&dept_id=479859&newsid=7512561&PAG=461&rfi=9

http://poll.imdb.com/name/nm1352058/bio
And he wears a puerto rico flag shirt.. lol..

And he wears a puerto rico flag shirt.. lol..

Who said it has to make sense? Puerto Ricans must be more popular nowadays then those Native American peoples...

WTF is up with the wiggles

is it all part of acceptance to have kids watch a show of homosexual men sing and dance

Who said it has to make sense? Puerto Ricans must be more popular nowadays then those Native American peoples...
Nahh.. just on the news more. Wait.. are you implying they go with the popular nationality? Were they too lazy to host auditions?

Nahh.. just on the news more. Wait.. are you implying they go with the popular nationality? Were they too lazy to host auditions?

I wouldn't be surprised. I've heard of a few people claiming to be a nationality or backround they aren't because it helps their career. This is just a TV persona anyway, and little kids so what would they know anyway? Easy for a show not to care about a little thing like accuracy.

Who said it has to make sense? Puerto Ricans must be more popular nowadays then those Native American peoples...

The Native Americans just don't have the dance numbers to keep up.

I dislike Dora the Explorer. Immensely.

WTF is up with the wiggles

is it all part of acceptance to have kids watch a show of homosexual men sing and dance

Yes, that's right....:rolleyes:

Just be glad you're not watching Boohbah. I and two of my friends stubled upon this abomination while we were very drunk and stoned (Yeah, I took a couple of hits off the blunt). I think this kid's show contains subliminal brainwashing messages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boohbah

Barney, Teletubbies, Wiggles... yeah, they're terrible. But I have to go with DCD on this one... Boohbah is exponentially more frightening. Barney's irritating. Teletubbies are obnoxious. Wiggles are just stupid. But Boohbah is genuinely scary. Brainwashing, definitely. And if you were drunk and stoned when you saw it, it probably made more sense than sober and in your right mind. *shudder* But if you want to give you kid the feeling of being high, maybe you should make them watch this one...