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This is a compendium of videos showing silly kitties doing weird things, just in case you've already seen it. I 'bout died laughing the first time I saw it. :D

http://grouper.com/GlobalMedia/MediaDetails.aspx?id=24515

Feel free to post links to any funny videos you might know of. :)

Gag me with a spork.

And stop spamming.

well i did need to laugh, then i gave glitzi a call and am all smiley now :)

that said i do love kitty-cats, and though i've seen this before its sooo funny and cwute! :fluffle:
(i miss my cat :()

LOL My cat's done a lot of the indoor stuff in that video. She once fell off the windowsill when I tried to scratch her chin.

Gag me with a spork.

And stop spamming.
No, on both counts!

Were da frack you been, you compassion-challenged twit??? :p

well i did need to laugh, then i gave glitzi a call and am all smiley now :)

that said i do love kitty-cats, and though i've seen this before its sooo funny and cwute! :fluffle:
(i miss my cat :()
[ Uploads you a cat ] There! :)

LOL My cat's done a lot of the indoor stuff in that video. She once fell off the windowsill when I tried to scratch her chin.
Hehehe! They're hilarious, especially when they're little. Everything is potential prey or grist for their curiosity mill. :D

well i did need to laugh, then i gave glitzi a call and am all smiley now :)
You got everything sorted out with her and stuff?

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!

Operations & Who is the Easist

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers . . . those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[ Uploads you a cat ] There! :)

my old puddytat (http://www.hlj.me.uk/Pics/Copy%20of%20P4301130.JPG)

You got everything sorted out with her and stuff?
very much so thanks :)

I just about creamed my pants when I saw the cat take out that baby.

Oh i thought i was gonna see Eut naked...wait..would that make me cry or laugh?... ah i guess it depends on how demented i am.

Bouncing Bush:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

This is a compendium of videos showing silly kitties doing weird things, just in case you've already seen it. I 'bout died laughing the first time I saw it. :D

http://grouper.com/GlobalMedia/MediaDetails.aspx?id=24515

Feel free to post links to any funny videos you might know of. :)

Thanks. As a cat lover and a person who is owned by two cats (:eek:) I love it.

Thanks. As a cat lover and a person who is owned by two cats (:eek:) I love it.
I have two as well, and a dog, all of which I "inherited" from my children and grandchildren. :)

my old puddytat (http://www.hlj.me.uk/Pics/Copy%20of%20P4301130.JPG)


Pretty kitty.

Pretty kitty.
i know :D :fluffle:

now dead-kittie. :-( gonna stop thinking about him i think

Bouncing Bush:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

Sick, warped. Strangely, horribly fascinating

Sick, warped. Strangely, horribly fascinating
Did you take 20 or 30 minutes to figure that out??? :D

Did you take 20 or 30 minutes to figure that out??? :D

I lost track of time. Grabbing and flinging that distorted little body about was strangely .... satisfying.

I lost track of time. Grabbing and flinging that distorted little body about was strangely .... satisfying.
Addictive huh? Perhaps it could be marketed for stress relief?

There were two chocolate easter bunnies.

The one on the right had his tail eaten off.
The one on the left had his ears bitten off.

The one on the right said "My butt hurts!"
The one on the left said "What?"

Addictive huh? Perhaps it could be marketed for stress relief?

Yes, it could. Perhaps it could be customized - you know, bosses, spouses, Arnold Schwarzenneger.

haha, i loved the cat that jumped on the dogs face :p funny stuff...