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If you type "Google" into google

Drunk commies deleted
12-04-2006, 23:45
You get nearly 2.5 billion results.
Dinaverg
12-04-2006, 23:48
Indeed.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Google.png
Pythogria
12-04-2006, 23:51
Indeed.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Google.png

...

Wow.
Neu Leonstein
12-04-2006, 23:55
And if you click "I'm feeling lucky", guess where you end up?

*Thinks this thread is very spammy*
Myrmidonisia
12-04-2006, 23:57
It's like looking at your reflection in a mirror with a mirror in the background.
Terrorist Cakes
12-04-2006, 23:59
Anyone ever been to Elgoog? Now that's fun.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 00:04
Anyone ever been to Elgoog? Now that's fun.

Ho Jeebus (http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi?page=%2Fsearch&cgi=get&dir=%2F&q=Ho+jeebus&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=hcraeS+elgooG) that's weird...And fun...Weird things are fun...you can poke them with sticks....sometimes.
Boonytopia
13-04-2006, 00:05
It's like looking at your reflection in a mirror with a mirror in the background.

Wow, it's like looking into eternity. :p
Koroser
13-04-2006, 00:09
Give http://www.gizoogle.com a try.
Santa Barbara
13-04-2006, 00:15
This all reminds me of Mrs Cartman.
Myrmidonisia
13-04-2006, 00:17
And typing in "Yahoo!" only results in a billion and a half hits.
Colodia
13-04-2006, 00:18
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.jolt.co.uk%2Fforumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227

:D
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 00:20
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.jolt.co.uk%2Fforumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227

:D

*ahem*

ECKS DEE!

:D

Katganizzle, Driznunk commies deleted, Psychotizzle, The New Diabizzles, Tizzle Being and Jesussizzles! :D

Last P-to-tha-izzost! Thread Gangsta!
Terrorist Cakes
13-04-2006, 00:24
Ho Jeebus (http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi?page=%2Fsearch&cgi=get&dir=%2F&q=Ho+jeebus&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=hcraeS+elgooG) that's weird...And fun...Weird things are fun...you can poke them with sticks....sometimes.

I tried poking Elgoog with a stick. It didn't work. :(
Rotovia-
13-04-2006, 00:26
My brain...
Saige Dragon
13-04-2006, 00:29
My brain...

Must have missed the sign "Leave brain at door". Don't want any Thinking and Driving at this party.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 00:29
I tried poking Elgoog with a stick. It didn't work. :(

Hmm...You might have to print the screen first to poke it...I recommend poking Jebus with a stick. http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/jebus.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
13-04-2006, 00:33
hmmm, are you taking LG's challenge up? :cool:
Xanthal
13-04-2006, 00:39
If you ask Google to search for "failure" the first result is a biography of George W. Bush. As a consolation prize for Bushites, note that Michael Moore's website is next on the list.
Ramissle
13-04-2006, 00:42
Anyone ever been to Elgoog? Now that's fun.
If your Chineese that will get you around the firewall. Also, its handy for school computers. A couple kids in our class tried it out, and it works PERFECT!
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:05
You get nearly 2.5 billion results.


this makes me sad:
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLR,GGLR:2005-45,GGLR:en&q=Thomas%20Pigg%20is%20hott&sa=N&tab=wi

evidently no one thinks i am hott
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:05
this makes me sad:
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLR,GGLR:2005-45,GGLR:en&q=Thomas%20Pigg%20is%20hott&sa=N&tab=wi

evidently no one thinks i am hott

Pigg?
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:08
Pigg?


Yep..know how many jokes i faced in life?
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:10
Yep..know how many jokes i faced in life?

Too many?
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:12
Too many?


lol yeah..for retribution i am making my first born son's life a living hell...name him Porky Pigg..maybe with THE as his middle name
Asbena
13-04-2006, 01:12
Its TRUE.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a128/Tanthan/lol.jpg
PsychoticDan
13-04-2006, 01:13
If you type in your name followed by is and put it all in paraenthesis you get things like:

Dan Dow is my brother
Dan Dow is currently in the studio at KSFO talking to the morning show folks
dan dow is running for california assembly
dan dow is waging a vigorous campaign against assemblyman john dutra
Dan Dow, is the mission of used Kids Records
Dan Dow is definitely A key ingredient in The Patriot boys' second-place finish
Dan Dow is looking to relocate (temporarily)
Daniel Dow is selected as LUSITANIA'S new captain.
Daniel Dow is a republican who ran against Pete Stark

Some people get much funnier results.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:16
lol yeah..for retribution i am making my first born son's life a living hell...name him Porky Pigg..maybe with THE as his middle name

With any luck he has a stutter? :p
Asbena
13-04-2006, 01:27
With any luck he has a stutter? :p

Too many people stutter now... and its s-s-s-stu-stu-stu-pid.
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:27
With any luck he has a stutter? :p


lol...actually..its quite possible...my dad has a stuttering problem..and that mioght be a genetic thing right? so if so it could pass on down to him..lmao...that'd be great..he'd become a mass murderer.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:33
lol...actually..its quite possible...my dad has a stuttering problem..and that mioght be a genetic thing right? so if so it could pass on down to him..lmao...that'd be great..he'd become a mass murderer.

911 Dispatcher: Hello? What's the problem?
Guy: Porky Pigg just killed someone! He said "T-T-Ta-T Take that!" then ran off!
911 Dispatcher: Please, no practical jokes. *click*

Apparently that's a distinct possibility. *shrug*
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:34
Too many people stutter now... and its s-s-s-stu-stu-stu-pid.

...Huh?
Asbena
13-04-2006, 01:39
lol...actually..its quite possible...my dad has a stuttering problem..and that mioght be a genetic thing right? so if so it could pass on down to him..lmao...that'd be great..he'd become a mass murderer.

O.O!?
His dad was a mass murderer?
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:42
O.O!?
His dad was a mass murderer?

...Umm...no...buy some reading comprehension, go over it again, eh?
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:46
...Umm...no...buy some reading comprehension, go over it again, eh?


Actually I probably should retype it to make it more understandable.
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:47
Actually I probably should retype it to make it more understandable.

*shrug* Sure, if you want.
Asbena
13-04-2006, 01:49
...Umm...no...buy some reading comprehension, go over it again, eh?

I was a top person for reading comprehension, but it just was ambigious. >.>
Zilam
13-04-2006, 01:51
*shrug* Sure, if you want.


pfft naw...im too lazy
Dinaverg
13-04-2006, 01:55
I was a top person for reading comprehension, but it just was ambigious. >.>

No, it wasn't. He mentioned his dad, a stuttering problem, then suggested it might be genetic, and thus inheritable. The mass murderer part was at the end, and, following the discussion, probably meant that the combination of the name Porky Pigg and a stutter would make someone go on a homicidal rampage.
Rotovia-
13-04-2006, 04:50
Its TRUE.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a128/Tanthan/lol.jpg
I KNOW! How good is THAT?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Dionysus777/GOOGLEOOGLE.jpg