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The Weirdest News of the Day

Sel Appa
12-04-2006, 22:24
Hopefully no one posted this yet.


Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_sc/sweden_ancient_dung)
Geologists Find Ancient Worm Feces

Wed Apr 12, 1:28 PM ET

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Swedish geologists have found fossilized feces from a worm that lived some 500 million years ago, media reports said Wednesday.

The tiny piles of feces were found embedded in rock-face near Malmo in southern Sweden by geologists Mats Eriksson and Fredrik Terfelt, newspaper Sydsvenskan reported.

Eriksson told the newspaper they examined the level of phosphorus of the samples and that "we realized pretty soon that it could not be anything other than coprolites, in other words fossilized dung."

Terfelt described the find as "unique."

"Cambrian scientists will certainly find them very interesting," Terfelt said.

The two are researching geology at Lund University in southern Sweden, and said they are working on an article about the find that will be published in an international magazine shortly.

"It is inevitable to joke about this, so we gave it the title 'Anomalous faces and ancient feces,'" Eriksson said.

EDIT: Crap a typo...*flogs self*
Lunatic Goofballs
12-04-2006, 22:29
*500 million years from now*

"Look Professor! Corn!" :D
Teh_pantless_hero
12-04-2006, 22:35
This news story would be alot funnier if "feces" was replaced with "poo." "Poo" is inherently funnier than "feces."
Astura
12-04-2006, 22:36
"excrement" or "doo-doo" work too.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-04-2006, 22:41
This news story would be alot funnier if "feces" was replaced with "poo." "Poo" is inherently funnier than "feces."

Depends. In combination with one other word, Poo is usually superior:

Poo Cocktail. Poo Cannon. Power Poo.

But Feces can be useful for it's similarity with other more mundane words. For instance: "Man of 1000 Feces." or "Angels With Dirty Feces" or "Reese's Feces".

I also like 'stool'. For it's dual meanings. I always chuckle when someone sits on a stool. :)
Astura
12-04-2006, 22:43
I dunno.....for the more politically uncorrect, there's always...

OH SHI'ITE!