German man sues Easter Bunny
Drunk commies deleted
12-04-2006, 19:41
It seems the Easter Bunny is a drug pusher. A German man accuses him of getting people hooked on chocolate, which results in heart attacks, obesity and strokes. It's about time someone dealt with that furry felon.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html?menu=
Yootopia
12-04-2006, 19:42
It seems the Easter Bunny is a drug pusher. A German man accuses him of getting people hooked on chocolate, which results in heart attacks, obesity and strokes. It's about time someone dealt with that furry felon.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html?menu=
Only in America... oh wait a tick!
Ban Easter, or have fruity bonbons instead! They are tastier!
You can become addicted to chocolate?
It's a little late for an April Fools thread isn't it? This can't be real can it? CAN IT? :eek:
Wow. Not as good as suing aliens for mental anguish after an abduction though. :D
Cheese penguins
12-04-2006, 19:46
Dude that is erm well ****ed up!! :confused: why sue something so sweeet?? :(
I V Stalin
12-04-2006, 19:53
Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."
Someone please tell me this guy is being serious! :D
It seems America is being challenged for the title of 'Sueing Kings'
Cabra West
12-04-2006, 20:14
It seems the Easter Bunny is a drug pusher. A German man accuses him of getting people hooked on chocolate, which results in heart attacks, obesity and strokes. It's about time someone dealt with that furry felon.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html?menu=
That guy seems to be a bit of a joker... have a look:
http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=15648
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,1740202,00.html
And my personal favourite :
http://www.dogsonly.org/dog_news5.html (article on the bottom right)
I know people who would be interested in a dog brothel. >.> <.<
I know people who would be interested in a dog brothel. >.> <.<
Scarey thing....me to.
Though this easter bunny bit is just wrong, chocolate actually helps the heart (dark chocolate)! :)
Scarey thing....me to.
Though this easter bunny bit is just wrong, chocolate actually helps the heart (dark chocolate)! :)
There is no problem that can't be solved by chocolate. With the possible exception of morbid obesity.
It seems the Easter Bunny is a drug pusher. A German man accuses him of getting people hooked on chocolate, which results in heart attacks, obesity and strokes. It's about time someone dealt with that furry felon.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html?menu=
All I can say is that we've treated the issue "Easter Bunny" more than thoroughly in the German thread:
http://www.nichtlustig.de/comics/full/020318.jpg
"I'm sorry. I thought he was made of chocolate."
Yootopia
12-04-2006, 20:45
Right, I'm going to sue Jesus for causing the crusades. Or I might get him the death penalty for genocide on that. And no resurrection!
Anyone up for suing Santa for "deformation of character"? (or whatever it's called)
Right, I'm going to sue Jesus for causing the crusades. Or I might get him the death penalty for genocide on that. And no resurrection!
Anyone up for suing Santa for "deformation of character"? (or whatever it's called)
For what, advocating its fun and respectable to break into people's homes? :o