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Well, work's almost over... and I wonder what to do with the evening.
I feel a bit tired, so it most likely won't be a long evening anyway...

I've been thinking of working on that painting I started a while ago (it didn't turn out that well, so I'd like to redo some of it)

Then again, I've got a really interesting book at home waiting to be read (Ian Banks, The Brigde)

Other than that, I could scan some of my drawings to post them here in my artists' thread (I hope that's not gravedigging yet...)

Or I could spoil myself and treat myself to a nice fragrant hot bath and some beauty treatments afterwards (as if that could help *lol... )

Then again, porn and masturbation are always an option as well....

I just can't decide...

Post on NationStates, of course.

Read, bath, porn, and post. At the same time if you want.

"What do I want to do tonight?"

I obviously can't speak for you, but what *I* want to do is get laid. Unfortunately, that's not on this evening's agenda ... yet! :D

"What do I want to do tonight?"

I obviously can't speak for you, but what *I* want to do is get laid. Unfortunately, that's not on this evening's agenda ... yet! :D

Hehe... same here. Only none available. That's why the porn and... erm... manual work will have to do.

Read, bath, porn, and post. At the same time if you want.

I got to do enough multitasking at work, thanks a lot ;)

Bath sounds great. I don't have one, so I can't copy you...:(

Well, work's almost over... and I wonder what to do with the evening.
I feel a bit tired, so it most likely won't be a long evening anyway...

I've been thinking of working on that painting I started a while ago (it didn't turn out that well, so I'd like to redo some of it)

Then again, I've got a really interesting book at home waiting to be read (Ian Banks, The Brigde)

Other than that, I could scan some of my drawings to post them here in my artists' thread (I hope that's not gravedigging yet...)

Or I could spoil myself and treat myself to a nice fragrant hot bath and some beauty treatments afterwards (as if that could help *lol... )

Then again, porn and masturbation are always an option as well....

I just can't decide...


you could just do all of that. ;)

(although...I would try to pick 2 and stick with those, otherwise you will be overscheduled.)

The last two. Definately.

you could just do all of that. ;)

(although...I would try to pick 2 and stick with those, otherwise you will be overscheduled.)

Well, I think I'm too tired to paint much, and would most likely fall asleep while reading, too.
So I guess I'll scan my few drawings, and while I'm online look around for some nice "inspiration" ;)

At first glance, I thought the title was "Who do I want to do tonight?"

At first glance, I thought the title was "Who do I want to do tonight?"

You'd be top of that list ... :D

I would do at least two, but I am not saying which...

*goes upstairs*

i say a bit of scanning would be cool, but then as would painting... *cough* (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Misc/thumbs/Cheltenham%20221005%205%20landscape%20069%20copy%204.jpg) ;)

though why not try a little bit of it all? scan some things, paint a little, and then relax and masturbate in the bath afterwards? sounds like a good evening to me! :D
(myself, i'm gonna finish work, play me drums for a bit, play the sims, eat something and talk to glitz.... ooh i fancy pizza again...)

You'd be top of that list ... :D


Wow!! I am flattered. Sight unseen and everything? :fluffle:

Wow!! I am flattered. Sight unseen and everything? :fluffle:

Hehe... if you live up to half of what you write, you'd keep me more than satisfied ;)

Hehe... same here. Only none available. That's why the porn and... erm... manual work will have to do.
Awww! Poor babie! Tsk! :D

I'm gonna watch Fußball! Go 1. FC St. Pauli!!!

I am going to be watching football too!

Watch Charlton thrash Middlesbrough and generally get a bit pissed......

Another poll that should be multi-choice :rolleyes:
Why limit yourself, Cab? ;)

Say to my girl: Beth , I know youre lonely but i hope you'll be alright me and my band will be playing all night!! :p

Well thats what I am going to do - dont know bout Cabra!

Hehe... if you live up to half of what you write, you'd keep me more than satisfied ;)


Now you have me feeling the need to prove it.

Maybe it would be easiest to put you in touch with my wife. She apparently bragged to the other girls in her club once and all of a sudden, I was Mr.Popular with them.

Now you have me feeling the need to prove it.

Maybe it would be easiest to put you in touch with my wife. She apparently bragged to the other girls in her club once and all of a sudden, I was Mr.Popular with them.


what's her number? *gets out address book*

I say go read something nice, then go for the beauty program, and then go for, well, the highpoint of the evening.:)

And yeah, it's not my fault you didn't make the poll multiple choice.

I say put painting and porn together. Paint porn!

I say put painting and porn together. Paint porn!

Tsk... if it's a painting, it's called "erotic art". ;)

I've done a few in the past (just ask Grainne Ni Malley... and others ;) ), but I don't feel like that right now. Maybe when I discover something new again

I say go read something nice, then go for the beauty program, and then go for, well, the highpoint of the evening.:)

And yeah, it's not my fault you didn't make the poll multiple choice.

Hehe... done and done. Oh, and still to be done ;)

Now you have me feeling the need to prove it.

Heh.. if that makes you even better?

what's her number? *gets out address book*

I've brought up the subject of a threesome on several occaisons-I dont think she'll be game. Although she hasnt screamed NO! yet.
We'll get a cute waitress in a restaurant and I'll take her hand and ask my wife if we can take her home. With my attempt at "puppy dog eyes".

Relax, take a hot bath, masturbate, then read a good book. If you still feel up to it, go ahead and finish your painting and show us your drawings.

That's what I'd do after a long, tiring day. ;)

Heh.. if that makes you even better?


I do alright.

I have motive, opporotunity and um...a weapon

I'm gonna watch Fußball! Go 1. FC St. Pauli!!!Zieht den Bayern die Lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus!

I really hope they beat them again :)

If I had a nice set of breasts, I'd be playing with the mall night.
Probably call in sick tommorrow too, if I were you.

If I had a nice set of breasts, I'd be playing with the mall night.
Probably call in sick tommorrow too, if I were you.

Why stop with breasts? If I were a female for a day, I'd do a lot more than that.

Why stop with breasts? If I were a female for a day, I'd do a lot more than that.


I was trying to keep this PG 13.

I was trying to keep this PG 13.

Socially constructed censorship of this nature should be disregarded. Anyone who found this site has surely witnessed NC-17 multiple times already. It is virtually impossible to shield your eyes from internet smut, even if you wanted to.

Socially constructed censorship of this nature should be disregarded. Anyone who found this site has surely witnessed NC-17 multiple times already. It is virtually impossible to shield your eyes from internet smut, even if you wanted to.


I was kidding. You havent seen a lot of my stuff in here yet, have you?

So what was the verdict, cabra?

As my mind drifts lazily by in the deepest, darkest part of the gutter you might be able to guess what area my vote landed in. All I could think is, "I know know what I wish I could do to you tonight."

Hey, is that a condom floating by in this gutter? Who's responsible for cleaning this place up?!

I was kidding. You havent seen a lot of my stuff in here yet, have you?

You haven't seen a lot of my stuff either, have you?

So what was the verdict, cabra?

I read a bit while taking a bath. And then I went online and found a nice page with erotic short stories... quite inspirational, I have to say ;)
So guess what I did the rest of the evening

As my mind drifts lazily by in the deepest, darkest part of the gutter you might be able to guess what area my vote landed in. All I could think is, "I know know what I wish I could do to you tonight."

Hey, is that a condom floating by in this gutter? Who's responsible for cleaning this place up?!

Oh, it would have been soooo much nicer if I could have done all those things with you... or maybe even more :fluffle:

I read a bit while taking a bath. And then I went online and found a nice page with erotic short stories... quite inspirational, I have to say ;)
So guess what I did the rest of the evening


So you did as I suggested, good job. I was thinking more about the bath than the other stuff on that second to last option.

So you did as I suggested, good job. I was thinking more about the bath than the other stuff on that second to last option.

Oh, the other stuff is very nice as well. Not that it would help much in turning me presentable or anything, but it's just nice. Gives me the good feeling of pampering myself a bit. But then again, it's best to do if I have time and am not too tired, so it wasn't much of an option yesterday.

Then again, porn and masturbation are always an option as well....



DAMN YOU!

Stop trying to make beer come out of my nose!

Hmmmmmm :D

DAMN YOU!

Stop trying to make beer come out of my nose!

Hmmmmmm :D

Should I rather try to make *insert euphemism here* out of your *insert second euphemism here*? :D

Yes... I do have a dirty mind now. *giggle

Who should i pick Cabra?
Western Force or Aucland Blues?

Who should i pick Cabra?
Western Force or Aucland Blues?

No idea... Aucland Blues?

No idea... Aucland Blues?
Hmmm it appears i splet it wrong.

Should I rather try to make *insert euphemism here* out of your *insert second euphemism here*? :D

Yes... I do have a dirty mind now. *giggle

Well now! I think I have to take a cold shower now! Be right back! :p

Who should i pick Cabra?
Western Force or Aucland Blues?


Blues by 12 or under, dude.