i'm an american...but this just sums it up..i thought we were free.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 08:42
i thought we were free,and i know it has little to do with immigration,my grandparents immigrated here from ireland and italy,but legally,so why shoulnt they,we are being told to feel sorry for ILLEGALS yet i /we have to deal with the polluted system we have,and pay for the system and the illegals,when is enough ...enough?
nothing against immigrants..they built this country,but i fear they brought..cough..england..cough there evil ways with them.
my bitch is not the migrant workers,but the scumbag's from england that layed the foundation for the rampant corruption we see on a daily basis.
that would be people 200 years ago,influencing my life as it is,not migrants...so maybe slaves do have a bitch...what happened 200 years ago is affecting us all.
I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t. Send a brick to congress by May 5th to protest the illegals in our country. They can use them to build a wall on the southern border. Can you imagine the message sent to congress, if every one of them received a brick? The cost is minimal. Ten dollars at the post office, is worth more then its weight. Just place a little note in it saying “This is to help with the wall along the southern border. Hope it helps.”
http://www.minionreport.net/brick.html
outstanding idea...i will do that tomorrow..fucking brilliant.
however,with the new unpatriot act,could not that be construed as a threat of some sort?
of coarse it is NOT...but these days ,who knows...i think it is best to just go to work,pay your taxes,shut the fuck up,dont go out except to go to walmart,then straight home....be a good sheep..err i mean american.
let those who know what is best for you..tell you whats best for you,and do not digress from the pogram..ever...just pay your taxes,heel,and teach your kids the best way to survive is to lay low and do as they say.
and pay taxes and go to walmart,and go home and watch the new programming...it will teach you all you need.
oh and vote either party,if you disagree over some inane issue..your a repub..if you disagree over another inane issue...vote demo...and that way you feel like your part of our government..lol
just remember the key words...always....pay taxes,buy walmart/any mart,go the fuck home and shut up.
oh,and dont mind the highway taxes,sales tax,and all the other big gov hidden taxes...just pay and stfu,we got an unconstitutional gov to run here,dont make waves or even disagree....just pay,go home...and go back to work!
i need a dentist,too many alchohol fueled rants...sorry.
BLARGistania
12-04-2006, 08:45
WTF?
WTF?
Oh good, not just me then. :)
BLARGistania
12-04-2006, 08:49
Oh good, not just me then. :)
seriously. That was the most disjointed thing I have ever read.
Might make for a good post-post modern book though.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:01
my bad,i tried to string together 2 things,i obviously did not succeed.
man i suck at this shit,and the kick in the nuts is,,,,i had a point..lol
Boonytopia
12-04-2006, 09:02
It's like some sort of Homer Simpson rant.
I like the way it started out as freedom, switched to migrants, then the English, then to corruption, back to migrants, something about congress & party politics, over to Walmart, then ended with dentists & alcohol. All while totally failing to convey whatever point it is he was trying to make.
Brilliant! :p
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:06
It's like some sort of Homer Simpson rant.
I like the way it started out as freedom, switched to migrants, then the English, then to corruption, back to migrants, something about congress & party politics, over to Walmart, then ended with dentists & alcohol. All while totally failing to convey whatever point it is he was trying to make.
Brilliant! :p
i do my best sometimes!!!;)
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:08
i do my best sometimes!!!;)
i think my point is....drum roll...lol...that this hatred of others goes so far back,there is really no cure....or again,it is my toothacke talkin...ot the rum.
Lacadaemon
12-04-2006, 09:13
I understood it.
People without names
12-04-2006, 09:31
i think i understood it, something about throwing bricks at the illegal english immigrants.
right?
Carisbrooke
12-04-2006, 09:33
You have a problem with English people? Why? I am English and as far as I know, have not done anything to you....:confused:
As for blaming the English for everything thats wrong with the US...thats a bit like saying...we have been in charge of our nation for 200 years, but we have not been able to influence it, or change it, or do anything at all to it, so if the fiendish English are to blame for the things that you see wrong..then my dear one...the English have to be credited with all the good stuff too...you can't have it both ways..no matter how much you want to.
Smiles and waves (a bit like the Queen, but much younger and better looking...) :rolleyes:
People without names
12-04-2006, 09:35
Smiles and waves (a bit like the Queen, but much younger and better looking...) :rolleyes:
i dont know, the queen is pretty damn hot
Carisbrooke
12-04-2006, 09:36
i dont know, the queen is pretty damn hot
I didn't say she wasn't...I just said that I was much younger and better looking...:p
Frostguarde
12-04-2006, 09:38
Huh? I'm very confused. I don't understand particularly what the original settlers of the colonies have to do with today's problems. They be dead.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:38
i think i understood it, something about throwing bricks at the illegal english immigrants.
right?
thank you..i just spit beer on my keyboard...i now love you..
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:42
You have a problem with English people? Why? I am English and as far as I know, have not done anything to you....:confused:
As for blaming the English for everything thats wrong with the US...thats a bit like saying...we have been in charge of our nation for 200 years, but we have not been able to influence it, or change it, or do anything at all to it, so if the fiendish English are to blame for the things that you see wrong..then my dear one...the English have to be credited with all the good stuff too...you can't have it both ways..no matter how much you want to.
Smiles and waves (a bit like the Queen, but much younger and better looking...) :rolleyes:
it is in jest,i love you english folks,just stop sneaking across our border allready..jeez.
Dictator 1
12-04-2006, 09:46
You know, I didn't really get it, did you post the brick part to show how stupid it was, or because you really like the idea?
Personally I would say: why send it by mail, that costs you 10 dollars, just throw it at them, they'll receive it.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:47
it is in jest,i love you english folks,just stop sneaking across our border allready..jeez.
i meant swim across the atlantic...then sneak onto our perty beaches.
i was trying to make a point,but as someone aptly put it..quite disjointed.
so i will defer the rum and get some ambesol,it was in jest...but really,you cant see the sarcasm/joke about imigration?
i'll quit while i am behind...
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 09:50
You know, I didn't really get it, did you post the brick part to show how stupid it was, or because you really like the idea?
Personally I would say: why send it by mail, that costs you 10 dollars, just throw it at them, they'll receive it.
the brick thing was copy and paste..but i suck at it.
Keruvalia
12-04-2006, 10:25
The US was founded by illegal immigrants you know.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 10:31
The US was founded by illegal immigrants you know.
well i thought we were like australia..a penal colony of sorts,but then the indians helped us after the english left us to die,so we killed the indians,then the english figured they could make some money off us...so we killed them tooo...now we are just killing each other..does that some it up?
damn we are good at killing,must have been taught well.
Carisbrooke
12-04-2006, 10:32
The US was founded by illegal immigrants you know.
It seems all of them English and the fount of all evil.....apparently.
(I do admit to some adultery and lust, a bit of gluttony and coverting my neighbours ass.....)
Lacadaemon
12-04-2006, 10:33
well i thought we were like australia..a penal colony of sorts,but then the indians helped us after the english left us to die,so we killed the indians,then the english figured they could make some money off us...so we killed them tooo...now we are just killing each other..does that some it up?
Georgia was a penal colony.
New England was created to get rid of the people who wanted to ban christmas.
Blame the Dutch for New York.
Carisbrooke
12-04-2006, 10:34
well i thought we were like australia..a penal colony of sorts,but then the indians helped us after the english left us to die,so we killed the indians,then the english figured they could make some money off us...so we killed them tooo...now we are just killing each other..does that some it up?
Penal colony? LMAO and you killed ALL the dreadful English bastards...
If thats what you think, what sort of education system did we leave you with...:headbang: I am sorry, WE ARE EVIL.....:mad:
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 10:41
Georgia was a penal colony.
New England was created to get rid of the people who wanted to ban christmas.
Blame the Dutch for New York.
i have no clue...like the opening thread(sar) i was not here,nor did i have slaves,nor was i twinkle in my moms eye...nor was i a brit or nothing....but everyone has an opinion of me.
i do know we killed indians that tried to hep us(gag)and bitcth slapped our masters...the brits..but then again..the indians,for what they had to fight with did damn good.
which brings me full circle to my point...what nationality can sit there and pass judgement,and also,claim they are not aggressive..we all are....cept maybe the indians,they tried to help us,but they also scalped our white asses.
point is,aggression is human nature...down to teenie bopppers...fact remains,we suck.
Neu Leonstein
12-04-2006, 10:45
i do know we killed indians that tried to hep us(gag)and bitcth slapped our masters...the brits..but then again..the indians,for what they had to fight with did damn good.
There were many different nations of Indians. Some did what you described, others wanted to be French, and again others were the role model for what would later become the US.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iroquois
It's sad really that the Six Nations were destroyed. They would have made for a good addition to the world of international trade and politics.
Why building a wall is a bad idea: http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2006/04/wall.html
:p
well i thought we were like australia..a penal colony of sorts,but then the indians helped us after the english left us to die,so we killed the indians,then the english figured they could make some money off us...so we killed them tooo...now we are just killing each other..does that some it up?
damn we are good at killing,must have been taught well.Nah, only Georgia was the penal colony, if memory serves.
Iztatepopotla
12-04-2006, 11:18
You're not free. You're 0.01 a dozen. 0.014 if bought in single packages.
Secret aj man
12-04-2006, 11:19
Nah, only Georgia was the penal colony, if memory serves.
thank you....i am not up to date on my victim list....but somehow i think we are all victims and oppressors.
this thread was a joke,but it di turn out to create some decent discusion..thanks to all,i actually learned a bit.
and i apologize to the english person that thought i was singling out brittania for the evils of the world...that was so not my point.
The Victorian British
12-04-2006, 11:34
lol, Funny, That was a disjointed moan hehe.
He probably got beat by some migrant englishmen or something lol.
And how can the english be scum? If it weren't for them, you wouldn't have a USA to migrate over to. lol
btw Secret, Migrants didn't beat the English,. it was the Spanish and French who helped, and we were taking over Australia at the time, otherwise, Rebellion Crushed :P
Wow, the topic is stupid lol
Infinite Revolution
12-04-2006, 12:52
good point. apart from the stuff about immigrants. i don't get what you were trying to say. i will come back to this thread later to read thru and find an explanation.
Yootopia
12-04-2006, 13:05
i thought we were free,and i know it has little to do with immigration,my grandparents immigrated here from ireland and italy,but legally,so why shoulnt they,we are being told to feel sorry for ILLEGALS yet i /we have to deal with the polluted system we have,and pay for the system and the illegals,when is enough ...enough?
nothing against immigrants..they built this country,but i fear they brought..cough..england..cough there evil ways with them.
my bitch is not the migrant workers,but the scumbag's from england that layed the foundation for the rampant corruption we see on a daily basis.
that would be people 200 years ago,influencing my life as it is,not migrants...so maybe slaves do have a bitch...what happened 200 years ago is affecting us all.
I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t. Send a brick to congress by May 5th to protest the illegals in our country. They can use them to build a wall on the southern border. Can you imagine the message sent to congress, if every one of them received a brick? The cost is minimal. Ten dollars at the post office, is worth more then its weight. Just place a little note in it saying “This is to help with the wall along the southern border. Hope it helps.”
http://www.minionreport.net/brick.html
outstanding idea...i will do that tomorrow..fucking brilliant.
And what, may I ask, is wrong with immigration? Have open borders and let them become citizens, that way they can pay taxes and we don't have people like you screaming "I PAY MY FUCKING TAXES, WHY DON'T THEY?".
Haerodonia
12-04-2006, 13:13
nothing against immigrants..they built this country,but i fear they brought..cough..england..cough there evil ways with them.
my bitch is not the migrant workers,but the scumbag's from england that layed the foundation for the rampant corruption we see on a daily basis.
Hey, they left enough of their corruption and 'evil ways' behind over here,too!
Jeruselem
12-04-2006, 13:29
Err, ... right. The point?
Boonytopia
12-04-2006, 13:48
Err, ... right. The point?
I don't think there was one.
Dontgonearthere
12-04-2006, 14:45
THIS TOPIC IS SILLY!
Seriously though, half the posts here make no sense O_o
Diclonius
12-04-2006, 14:49
If you go through the INS and naturalize yourself into becoming an American citizen I respect you, you are a human being with rights and liberties.
You cross my border illegaly you are just a piece of meat.
Haerodonia
12-04-2006, 14:49
Aren't there more illegal Mexicans than English? What have the English done that's so specifically wrong?
Teh_pantless_hero
12-04-2006, 15:24
I believe this thread deserves this:
http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/6246/saywhat8hw.jpg
Evil Cantadia
12-04-2006, 15:40
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I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t. Send a brick to congress by May 5th to protest the illegals in our country. They can use them to build a wall on the southern border. Can you imagine the message sent to congress, if every one of them received a brick? The cost is minimal. Ten dollars at the post office, is worth more then its weight. Just place a little note in it saying “This is to help with the wall along the southern border. Hope it helps.”
What about the wall on the Northern Border to keep out the godless Canadians before they infiltrate us with their socialist ways?
Carisbrooke
12-04-2006, 16:17
What about the wall on the Northern Border to keep out the godless Canadians before they infiltrate us with their socialist ways?
I LOVE being infiltrated by Canadians...well one of them anyway...
If you go through the INS and naturalize yourself into becoming an American citizen I respect you, you are a human being with rights and liberties.
You cross my border illegaly you are just a piece of meat.
Only American citizens are human beings?
Frangland
12-04-2006, 17:02
i can empathize with some of the angst of the original poster in this thread...
while we should always be a melting pot, land of opportunity, huddled masses yearning to be free (etc.) ... it can be a bit discouraging to constantly hear about mexican-flag-waving, welfare-taking, free-health-care-abusing aliens with no intention whatsoever of becoming American citizens.
I don't wave an English, German or Welsh flag... I wave an American flag (well, I would if i were into waving flags). This is America, not Mexico.
I love it that people want to come here... but they shouldn't come here expecting a free ride.
Yootopia
12-04-2006, 17:08
Only American citizens are human beings?
Yes, according to several Americans I met that were so up their own arses (all 3-4 cubic metres of them) that they said that they were the best humans on the planet.
Aryan philosophy, anyone?
Frangland
12-04-2006, 17:11
Yes, according to several Americans I met that were so up their own arses (all 3-4 cubic metres of them) that they said that they were the best humans on the planet.
Aryan philosophy, anyone?
you actually heard that from people?
Pure Metal
12-04-2006, 17:14
i thought we were free,and i know it has little to do with immigration,my grandparents immigrated here from ireland and italy,but legally,so why shoulnt they,we are being told to feel sorry for ILLEGALS yet i /we have to deal with the polluted system we have,and pay for the system and the illegals,when is enough ...enough?
nothing against immigrants..they built this country,but i fear they brought..cough..england..cough there evil ways with them.
my bitch is not the migrant workers,but the scumbag's from england that layed the foundation for the rampant corruption we see on a daily basis.
that would be people 200 years ago,influencing my life as it is,not migrants...so maybe slaves do have a bitch...what happened 200 years ago is affecting us all.
I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t. Send a brick to congress by May 5th to protest the illegals in our country. They can use them to build a wall on the southern border. Can you imagine the message sent to congress, if every one of them received a brick? The cost is minimal. Ten dollars at the post office, is worth more then its weight. Just place a little note in it saying “This is to help with the wall along the southern border. Hope it helps.”
http://www.minionreport.net/brick.html
outstanding idea...i will do that tomorrow..fucking brilliant.
however,with the new unpatriot act,could not that be construed as a threat of some sort?
of coarse it is NOT...but these days ,who knows...i think it is best to just go to work,pay your taxes,shut the fuck up,dont go out except to go to walmart,then straight home....be a good sheep..err i mean american.
let those who know what is best for you..tell you whats best for you,and do not digress from the pogram..ever...just pay your taxes,heel,and teach your kids the best way to survive is to lay low and do as they say.
and pay taxes and go to walmart,and go home and watch the new programming...it will teach you all you need.
oh and vote either party,if you disagree over some inane issue..your a repub..if you disagree over another inane issue...vote demo...and that way you feel like your part of our government..lol
just remember the key words...always....pay taxes,buy walmart/any mart,go the fuck home and shut up.
oh,and dont mind the highway taxes,sales tax,and all the other big gov hidden taxes...just pay and stfu,we got an unconstitutional gov to run here,dont make waves or even disagree....just pay,go home...and go back to work!
i need a dentist,too many alchohol fueled rants...sorry.
*saves in "funny drunk shit" folder*