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You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?Yes, though party isn't what I had in mind...

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

Eh? Is it Easter again already?

Where's that fucking bunny...he owes me big, I tells ya.

This is my second week off, go back on tuesday next week :( but all i am doing with my 2 weeks off is studying :( stooopid school!

Meh, stupid holidays (not just this one, all of 'em) just screw everything up. Severely messes up the schedule when you're working in the shipping industry.

Meh, stupid holidays (not just this one, all of 'em) just screw everything up. Severely messes up the schedule when you're working in the shipping industry.
Who cares? Eat some chocolate and enjoy the long weekend :)

Hopefully my subtle hints about Maltesers (eg. "I really like Maltesers. Incidentally, there are big tubs of Maltesers in Asda and it's Easter soon.") will be heeded ;)

Who cares? Eat some chocolate and enjoy the long weekend :)

Hopefully my subtle hints about Maltesers (eg. "I really like Maltesers. Incidentally, there are big tubs of Maltesers in Asda and it's Easter soon.") will be heeded ;)
I'm now curious as to what you'd call an unsubtle hint.

I'm now curious as to what you'd call an unsubtle hint.
"OK, let's go. ... What do you mean where? You were going to buy me chocolate..."

"OK, let's go. ... What do you mean where? You were going to buy me chocolate..."
"...Specifically, chocolate wrapped around a light, honeycomb centre."
I thought that was going slightly *too* far ;)

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

Cool! I love it when moderators start trolling! ;)

Cool! I love it when moderators start trolling! ;)


If I reported it, I wonder if anyone would do anything about it?

Cool! I love it when moderators start trolling! ;)

More flamebait than trolling methinks. :p

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

no partying for me. I have to catch up on all my school work because I've been slacking off...thanks to NS. :(

If I reported it I wonder if anyone would do anything about it...lol
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Why would it be a four day weekend, last I heard Easter was on a Sunday, not Monday....

Besides, I get the ENTIRE WEEK OFF!

I'll go to church to celebrate the Resurrection.... then I'll go home and get drunk, eat chocolate, and play video games. hehe

Curse this stupid easter! I get 3 weeks off uni, but lectures have finished anyway, so really I just get 3 weeks to do my dissertation. 14 days to go and 8000 words left to write. shit. I like the chocolate eggs though.

I'm going to go watch the millitary parade.

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You made me sad. I am not retarded, just lazy.:(

Is this the quality of thread we can expect from a "mod" ?

I get 2 weeks off, but I have to spend them studying. Though on easter weekend I plan on ODing on chocolate if I can.

Curse this stupid easter! I get 3 weeks off uni, but lectures have finished anyway, so really I just get 3 weeks to do my dissertation. 14 days to go and 8000 words left to write. shit. I like the chocolate eggs though.
Woo! I get 5 weeks off. But I've already had over a week of that, and only written 400/10000 words. Due in first day back as well. Good luck, dude.

So long as the Cadbury Cream Eggs flow freely, all is right with the world.

I serve them at my seder. :D

So long as the Cadbury Cream Eggs flow freely, all is right with the world.

I serve them at my seder. :D
If you don't mind me asking...

How do you eat yours?

If you don't mind me asking...

How do you eat yours?

I bite off the top and suck out the sweet, sweet innards. I've also been known to make them into ice cream and milkshakes from time to time. I'm currently experimenting with making a CCE pie.

It is truly the food of the gods.

Is this the quality of thread we can expect from a "mod" ?
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If you don't mind me asking...

How do you eat yours?
Two at a time, no chewing.

This is my second week off, go back on tuesday next week :( but all i am doing with my 2 weeks off is studying :( stooopid school!

Heh, you're telling me! I've got one week to complete 4 pieces of coursework, 3 mock exam papers and a 87 page book of sources and questions on the Weimar Republic.

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Yeah-thats nice.

Or, maybe just a deliberate jab at people with faith ?

I get a 5½ day weekend :p

So long as the Cadbury Cream Eggs flow freely, all is right with the world.

I serve them at my seder. :D

Oh dear. They have corn syrup.

Or, maybe just a deliberate jab at people with faith ?

And there'd be something wrong with that because...? And moderators should have different sets of rules than the rest of us because...?

YAY! Another pointless holiday!

Just gonna finish up KH2 this weekend...

Yeah-thats nice.

Or, maybe just a deliberate jab at people with faith ?
I love comedy. (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/jpgs/sandal.jpg) :p (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/LifeOfBrian/b-lob.jpg)

And there'd be something wrong with that because...? And moderators should have different sets of rules than the rest of us because...?
Because censorship is good. And because mods should set positive examples, not childish spam reccomendations.
*bursts into flames*
Remember kids, never lie or you will burst into flames like I just did.

Oh dear. They have corn syrup.

That's ok. It's written in Talmud that Cadbury Cream Eggs are an exception.

Or, maybe just a deliberate jab at people with faith ?

Whassa matta? Your faith can't take it?

Should we call in a waaambulance?

Whassa matta? Your faith can't take it?

Should we call in a waaambulance?


I could get you a waaaamburger and french cries!

I could get you a waaaamburger and french cries!

Heheh ... that's a good one. :)

Heheh ... that's a good one. :)


yeah..stole it from Joe Dirt :P...love that movie

Yay, four day long weekend. With a chocolate bonus. Now that's what I call a win-win situation. :)

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

Hell no! I can party on days where I don't get paid extra for working a public holiday :D

I bite off the top and suck out the sweet, sweet innards. I've also been known to make them into ice cream and milkshakes from time to time. I'm currently experimenting with making a CCE pie.

It is truly the food of the gods.

Pie? Did someone mention pie? :)

Pie? Did someone mention pie? :)
Oy yezus.

Oy yezus.

How could I resist? :D

How could I resist? :D
Pie hording post whore!

Pie hording post whore!

Post hording Pi whore!
Piest whording Poreh!
Horst piedding hoar ping!

<_>

Pie hording post whore!

I'm shocked you would suggest such a thing!

I'm shocked you would suggest such a thing!
Don't say another word. You're almost at 3,000.. wait for me :(

Don't say another word. You're almost at 3,000.. wait for me :(

I'm afraid it will take you awhile to get to 3,000. Perhaps we can meet up at 4,000. :)

I'm afraid it will take you awhile to get to 3,000. Perhaps we can meet up at 4,000. :)
Perhaps.. *grunts*

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?

Jesus is not a fraud! He was a real person.

And no! I get no time off at all.

Jesus is not a fraud! He was a real person.

And no! I get no time off at all.
This is true, he drives an SUV.

And I boycott your place of work.

This is true, he drives an SUV.

And I boycott your place of work.

I wish! I'm still in school and have classes all next week. Today and Tomorrow are my only days off both from school and from work.

I wish! I'm still in school and have classes all next week. Today and Tomorrow are my only days off both from school and from work.
:(

Well tomorrow I'm going to this candy store that always has these 50lb chocolate easter eggs.. I'll buy a chance for you.

My classes have been done nearly a week, but I still have to study for exams. So no vacation for me. :(

:(

Well tomorrow I'm going to this candy store that always has these 50lb chocolate easter eggs.. I'll buy a chance for you.

Thanks :)

Thanks :)
NP, you owe me a dollar now btw. ;)

NP, you owe me a dollar now btw. ;)

*hands you dollar*

Jesus is not a fraud! He was a real person.

And no! I get no time off at all.

Yup. Just as real as the Easter Bunny. Where else does the chocolate come from?

*hands you dollar*
Thank you, now another dollar for transfer, please.

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D


You're welcome.

Yup. Just as real as the Easter Bunny. Where else does the chocolate come from?
Mary has spontaneous coco bean growing powers.

Mary has spontaneous coco bean growing powers.

Really? I thought that Peter pointed his sword and Hershey bars appeared? :confused:

Really? I thought that Peter pointed his sword and Hershey bars appeared? :confused:
thats after spontaneous fermentation of the beans is complete

thats after spontaneous fermentation of the beans is complete

I see. Has to be an assembly line of miracles to get the chocolate to the masses. :p

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?
Just don't let him catch you with one of these: http://www.atheistempire.com/entertainment/images/jackhammer%20jesus.jpg

I see. Has to be an assembly line of miracles to get the chocolate to the masses. :p
its more of a plague that happens around april and may.

Yup. Just as real as the Easter Bunny. Where else does the chocolate come from?

:rolleyes:

Do not tempt the Lord.

:rolleyes:

Do not tempt the Lord.
With chocolate?

Thank you, now another dollar for transfer, please.

hmmmm I smell a scam to scam me out of my money :D

Whassa matta? Your faith can't take it?

Should we call in a waaambulance?


No-its not that at all. I'm just seeing it as deliberately offensive to people that dont think Jesus is a fraud and I'm wondering what the point is.

Dont pretend the thread isnt a total piece of shit. And dont waste your time trying to mock me.

hmmmm I smell a scam to scam me out of my money :D
wahhh?? never. with inflation and interest you owe me 53 dollars and 42 cents. pay up. right now.

No-its not that at all. I'm just seeing it as deliberately offensive to people that dont think Jesus is a fraud and I'm wondering what the point is.

Dont pretend the thread isnt a total piece of shit. And dont waste your time trying to mock me.
Why don't you lighten up? eh?

wahhh?? never. with inflation and interest you owe me 53 dollars and 42 cents. pay up. right now.

Render unto Ceasar which is Ceasar's and render unto God which is God's. :D

Render unto Ceasar which is Ceasar's and render unto God which is God's. :D
is that a yes or a no? it just went up 5 cents.

is that a yes or a no? it just went up 5 cents.

lol!

*hands you the money*

You're a fraud, but cheers for the 4-day weekend. :D

Everyone else getting time off to party?
maybe... kinda. having to do DIY and housework i think (marginally better than actual work i guess)

will probably see glitz again so yay for that at least :)
and yay for chocolate eggs!

lol!

*hands you the money*
:fluffle:

You are a good friend. And transfer cost is 50% but I'll accept 25 dollars.

yay for chocolate eggs!
mass produced or or made by old ladies in the basements of churches?

:fluffle:

You are a good friend. And transfer cost is 50% but I'll accept 25 dollars.

Taking good people's money are you? Shame. You know the only commerce on NS is pies. ;)

Taking good people's money are you? Shame. You know the only commerce on NS is pies. ;)
paypal doesnt like pies

paypal doesnt like pies

Paypal isn't as enlightened as NS. :D

:fluffle:

You are a good friend. And transfer cost is 50% but I'll accept 25 dollars.

No more money out of me.

Taking good people's money are you? Shame. You know the only commerce on NS is pies. ;)
What about cookies?

What about cookies?

I suppose cookies could be used as coins for the pie dollars. :)

No more money out of me.
:eek:

*calls IRS*