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Hey guys,

Well straight to the point, atm im stonned.

Never rly been hardcore stonned before. So this is my first time.

So, a friend and i just smoked half a joint in the park.

Anyway, thats not the problem, what i need you guys help with is the fact that im at home infront of my mother, who i obvioulsy dont want to know im stonned. Also i need to go to work early tommorow, and i also gotta talk to someone on msn who i dont want to embaress.

Unfourtunatly i'm also starting to show the 'stonned warning signs'. Red eyes, muchies, slurring etc.

So i need your guys advice on what i should do. Go to bed (will i wake up dead), does being stonned actually improve your talking ability like alchol (or will i make a fool of myself?), Eat something, slap my friend or what?

This would probably go better on the sometihing awful forum, too bad i dont have access.

Anyway please help (took me so long to write this ^_^), and remeber only a stonned person would post this...

PS LOL i cant belive i just proof read that post (i prolly made more errors than corrected)

You know you're really stoned when you read the same sentence over and over again. You know you're really stoned when you read the same sentence over and over again. You know you're really stoned when you read the same sentence over and over again. You know you're really stoned when you read the same sentence over and over again. You know you're really stoned when you read the same sentence over and over again.

















:D

paranoia is your main problem at the moment.Just rinse your face with cold water.Try to keep talking to a min as when stoned people have a tendency to ramble.

ur making my eyes pop out of my skull

read that one about 7 times :rolleyes:

paranoia is your main problem at the moment.Just rinse your face with cold water.Try to keep talking to a min as when stoned people have a tendency to ramble.

Try to keep talking to a min, not sure about that part.

might try the water though...

Btw any good ways to fight it would be appreciated =D

ur making my eyes pop out of my skull

read that one about 7 times :rolleyes:

I've never done drugs. But I'm very skilled in the art of messing with the heads of people who have. :)

You're DOOMED! No seriously what you need to to is be careful not to act different than normal. Be normal. Talk to your mum EXACTLY as much as usually. Remember, mothers can tell when their children are avoiding them extra much. Exact, Precise Meticulous Normality.

EPMN. Works wonders.

You're DOOMED!

Knew you guys would help me :D

Fell like im spamming, feels link im going to be sick too :S

get drunk really quickly.Its better to be done for drinking than drugs.....;)

Knew you guys would help me :D

Fell like im spamming, feels link im going to be sick too :S

You know what might settle your stomach?

A nice glass of warm mayonnaise with hair in it. :)

There's always the "I'm worn out, man..." where you act really tired and destracted. Though people always think I'm stoned even before I started smoking, so for whatever that's worth...

As for how it would effect you, everyone is a little different. I become Professor CToaN when I'm high, but the forums starts to become too much hassle. Though once I get started I end up posting long long posts.

Of course there is Visine-if you're going to eat something make it something that you'd have to chew a lot so you're not stuffing it in your face.

You'll sleep like a zombie and wake up fine. One of the many many reasons I prefer weed to drinking.

Actually, that was a horrible analogy, now that I think about it. It implies that you'll sleep like someone shambling about intent on consuming the brains of your neighbors, which doesn't sound restful. But it's not any worse that 'sleeping like a baby' cause I know people with babies, and they sleep for crap-waking up crying and shit.

You'll sleep like you where in a coma, except without the debate about anyone pulling a plug and you won't have that Rip Van Winkle thing.

Knew you guys would help me :D

Fell like im spamming, feels link im going to be sick too :S
half a joint and your that fucked ...Where can I get my hands on some of that?????

Knew you guys would help me :D

Fell like im spamming, feels link im going to be sick too :S

Hey, at least it's not dangerous unless you're a teen.

I’m guessing you probably had a large odor of pot on your clothes (much more pungent than cigarette smoke) when you walked through the door. Maybe your mom is just being polite by not mentioning it. She was young too once and probably feels that she'll alienate you further if she confronts you about it.

Unless it was laced with something else, you’ll be perfectly boring normal by morning for work (just don’t wear the same clothes and have a shower to get the smell out of your hair). And try not to giggle too much if you want to keep it a secret. Half a joint isn’t going to do that much to you. You won’t be completely screwed up until you’ve had way more than that.

You also write a response to a thread that has no posts and then sit your stoned ass staring at the tv forgeting to hit 'send' until there are already 10 other responders...

half a joint and your that fucked ...Where can I get my hands on some of that?????
Stop smoking for a really long time so your tolerance drops again.

You're DOOMED! No seriously what you need to to is be careful not to act different than normal. Be normal. Talk to your mum EXACTLY as much as usually. Remember, mothers can tell when their children are avoiding them extra much. Exact, Precise Meticulous Normality.

EPMN. Works wonders.

Hmm i like the sound of this and all the other replies it hard not to giggle at all of them, but i think ill try EPMN and go get something to eat from under her nose. Then im might sleep =D

Lunatic ur still around? HAHAHAHA no real suprise there... good to see a few are still here. I dont suppose you have talked to SC since he quit? Anyway...

DUDE JUST EAT THEN GO TO BED :headbang:

Stop smoking for a really long time so your tolerance drops again.

It was crazy stuff my friend grew in his back yard. :eek:

I am a teen btw and its rly hard to read fast when ur stonned. Also techno is bad to listen to while stonned. And i rly want to watch a movie. Cbb quoteing all the ppl who said things that im responding too.

Stop smoking for a really long time so your tolerance drops again.
true I suppose.I just remembered my first time and I had been drinking aswell.Seriously the lights went out very quickly.

If you're well and truly stoned and might throw up then go to bed. The munchies is bad, I know, but try and sleep rather than having to talk to anyone.

Also - do your clothes smell of weed? If so, get them in the clothes washer ASAP before your mum finds out in a week's time :)

Hey guys,

Well straight to the point, atm im stonned.

Sweet. :)

Never rly been hardcore stonned before. So this is my first time.

Um...congratuations? :p

So, a friend and i just smoked half a joint in the park.

Anyway, thats not the problem, what i need you guys help with is the fact that im at home infront of my mother, who i obvioulsy dont want to know im stonned. Also i need to go to work early tommorow, and i also gotta talk to someone on msn who i dont want to embaress.

If you have to work early tomorrow, I suggest you do some light reading and then go to bed. Just pretend you're worn out from a long day...mom shouldn't notice, unless the smell is still all over you...which it shouldn't be if you were smoking outside.

Unfourtunatly i'm also starting to show the 'stonned warning signs'. Red eyes, muchies, slurring etc.

Red eyes can be explained away by claiming your fatigued. I've never "slurred" my speech while stoned (at least no more than when sober), so I can't help much there.

As for the munchies...well, I hope you have some tasty options. I never get the munchies (unless I'm already hungry when I smoke :) ), so I can't help much there either.

So i need your guys advice on what i should do. Go to bed (will i wake up dead), does being stonned actually improve your talking ability like alchol (or will i make a fool of myself?), Eat something, slap my friend or what?

Just go to bed. If you have to work early, you'll be glad you did. It might take a while to fall asleep though, my mind tends to wander when I'm high, unless I'm talking. :p

If you're well and truly stoned and might throw up then go to bed. The munchies is bad, I know, but try and sleep rather than having to talk to anyone.

Also - do your clothes smell of weed? If so, get them in the clothes washer ASAP before your mum finds out in a week's time :)

Remember, if he doesn't usually do his laundry, his mum will get Suspicious.

It was crazy stuff my friend grew in his back yard. :eek:

I am a teen btw and its rly hard to read fast when ur stonned. Also techno is bad to listen to while stonned. And i rly want to watch a movie. Cbb quoteing all the ppl who said things that im responding too.

Must have been from female plants. They're much more potent. It's probably a good time to watch a movie. They way they write them these days in Hollywood you can only truly appreciate most of them stoned.

Remember, if he doesn't usually do his laundry, his mum will get Suspicious.
fabreez or some other such fabric deo

They way they write them these days in Hollywood you can only truly appreciate most of them stoned.

Truer words were never spoken. :)

If you're well and truly stoned and might throw up then go to bed. The munchies is bad, I know, but try and sleep rather than having to talk to anyone.

Also - do your clothes smell of weed? If so, get them in the clothes washer ASAP before your mum finds out in a week's time :)

all sprayed with lynx and had a mint. hmm its 8pm here soo going to bed this early, epscally for me, would look rly weird.

Managed to get some shapes but they prolly not gonna last long.

gonna watch a movie and read this :p

EDIT: its ichi the killer btw, my friend sayed it was better when stonned.

fabreez or some other such fabric deo
It always smells of guilt.

It always smells of guilt.
true but it beats choking on Lynx.

Btw does it improve conversational skill like alchol?

Watch a film - you'll get really into it and forget about everything else

Btw does it improve conversational skill like alchol?

Hmmm... well it makes people make more intelligent responses to things in some cases, but it can also slur your speech a bit.

I would say that - to other stoned people, yes, to most people it doesn't really make a difference and to you mum, let's not even think about it.

Btw does it improve conversational skill like alchol?
For some people. For some people it makes them practically mutes.

Also, there are different kinds of weed (though for fucks sake, don't get into that 'wine conisuer' bullshit about "Oh this is a strain from White Angel mixed with whatever the fuck." I hate those guys-I fear I'm going to walk into one of thier houses and they'll have all these jars with labels and ratings and crap...fucking smoke, you hosers-don't wank off about what you smoke.)

But, having gone off on that tangent, different weed can give you different effects-you can have a heady response, where you're all in your head. Sleeper takes a while to hit you and has a gentle arc, that kind of thing, so there is chatty weed.

Hmmm... well it makes people make more intelligent responses to things in some cases, but it can also slur your speech a bit.

I would say that - to other stoned people, yes, to most people it doesn't really make a difference and to you mum, let's not even think about it.

Hmm it would be msn so i think ill do it. eaten: Sakata and hotcrossed bun. rly hungry =s

Hmm it would be msn so i think ill do it. eaten: Sakata and hotcrossed bun. rly hungry =s

Get some cereal down you :D

For some people. For some people it makes them practically mutes.

Also, there are different kinds of weed (though for fucks sake, don't get into that 'wine conisuer' bullshit about "Oh this is a strain from White Angel mixed with whatever the fuck." I hate those guys-I fear I'm going to walk into one of thier houses and they'll have all these jars with labels and ratings and crap...fucking smoke, you hosers-don't wank off about what you smoke.)

But, having gone off on that tangent, different weed can give you different effects-you can have a heady response, where you're all in your head. Sleeper takes a while to hit you and has a gentle arc, that kind of thing, so there is chatty weed.

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).

Go to bed, enjoy the dreams, sort out your shit tomorrow.

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).
It stays for months. You'll go to jail.

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).
I just failed a test after not having smoked for @ a month. But then, I smoked for years previously...

But then I've known people to pass in less time. There are products you can buy, but I've never used them or payed attention (I refused to take jobs that required a test whether I'd pass or not becuase I didn't see that it was any of thier business. I took this one under some rationalization-but the fact that I started the job and already demonstrated that I was the best at it they've ever had I got to make a bit of a stand. "Look, I'm good at this. You can have someone who's good at this and smoked a j' with some friends last month or you can get some flop but they can pass a drug screening." They kept me.

Half a joint?

*points and laughs*

(just kidding :p)

Seriously, just say you have a headache or something. I used to blame red eyes on being allergic to my friends cats or hayfever or whatever.

Or just have a nap.

It stays for months. You'll go to jail.
They don't send you to jail for failing a drug screening...

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).

It stays in your hair for 7 months or something ridiculous.

They don't send you to jail for failing a drug screening...

military law. :(

Too bad that in this case i only wont be able to work in the military as i just said i dont do pot, and havent for a couple of years.

Nap sounds good but i just rly dont want to sleep . its like ive droped a few e's.

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).

If you’re taking a test with the military, you should be damned clean from everything for a long time except maybe alcohol. And even then you shouldn’t be getting plastered just before you go for your medical anyways. You don’t want them to look at you like a reject if you want a successful career with the military.

military law. :(

Too bad that in this case i only wont be able to work in the military as i just said i dont do pot, and havent for a couple of years.

Nap sounds good but i just rly dont want to sleep . its like ive droped a few e's.
Drink a lot of water, get some Golden Seal (if you are going to do that, though, do it a few days ahead because it cleans out your system completely and that ends up look suspicious.)

Drink a lot of water, get some Golden Seal (if you are going to do that, though, do it a few days ahead because it cleans out your system completely and that ends up look suspicious.)

mmm my mouth feels like peanut butter. Whats goldne seal and where can i get it?

Hmm didnt read this first time, rly interesting. Btw I have a drug test for the military in about a month will that be enough time to get it out of my system ( i can put it off).

You don't smoke often...
You had half a joint today...
The drug-test is in approx. one month...

Just don't smoke between now and then...you'll be fine.

I failed my drug-screening for the Army Reserve back in High School...considering that my recruiter totally screwed me over, I was happy to be discharged.

When I had my military drug-screening, it was a blood test, which is a little iffy, but if your not a heavy smoker (as I was) then there's nothing to worry about.

You'll fail a hair-test, but those are expensive, and I don't think the military would bother when blood is cheaper (and from what I understand, more reliable).

But, as I said...if it's a urine test, just don't smoke, and you have nothing to worry about. :)

You don't smoke often...
You had half a joint today...
The drug-test is in approx. one month...

Just don't smoke between now and then...you'll be fine.

I failed my drug-screening for the Army Reserve back in High School...considering that my recruiter totally screwed me over, I was happy to be discharged.

When I had my military drug-screening, it was a blood test, which is a little iffy, but if your not a heavy smoker (as I was) then there's nothing to worry about.

You'll fail a hair-test, but those are expensive, and I don't think the military would bother when blood is cheaper (and from what I understand, more reliable).

But, as I said...if it's a urine test, just don't smoke, and you have nothing to worry about. :)

Good i think it'll just be a blood test.

Oh, and my muchies are getting worse: sausage, bread, shapes, sakata, cereal, tea. 2x bottle of water amd 2 x hotcross buns. Thinking about noodles.

luckly i think im coming down, or watever u say.

Good i think it'll just be a blood test.

Oh, and my muchies are getting worse: sausage, bread, shapes, sakata, cereal, tea. 2x bottle of water amd 2 x hotcross buns. Thinking about noodles.

luckly i think im coming down, or watever u say.

If I was you I'd go to sleep before you eat your mum out of house and home.

Good i think it'll just be a blood test.

Then just don't smoke between now and then, and you'll be all set. :)

Besides, if you make it a habit, mom will suspect something when she sees her next grocery bill! :p