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Argh the dreaded Ex!

Europa alpha
10-04-2006, 21:15
She has returnuthed.
Returnuth... Returned. (gives up)


This is the ex who i secretly adore despite my attempts to hate her (Playing darts with her photo, saying her name while putting my hand in the toaster ect.)
And just when i finally got through deleting all our old texts and emails she talks to me again >__< ARGHH!
But yes, onto the issue.
Is it a major screwup if your friends with your ex and you text them saying
"Yuh, see you tommoz, luv you xxx."
>_<
Feel free to scream about your relationships too.
Offer advice on mine if you must.
Smunkeeville
10-04-2006, 21:18
She has returnuthed.
Returnuth... Returned. (gives up)

She hath returned
She returneth
She has returned
She's back.

;)
BLARGistania
10-04-2006, 21:22
I don't know what to say on this. So here's a bunny with pancakes on its head

http://users.rcn.com/eglandau/bunny_pancake.jpg
Iztatepopotla
10-04-2006, 21:23
You're taking things the wrong way. The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. You should be trying being indifferent to her.
Smunkeeville
10-04-2006, 21:24
I don't know what to say on this. So here's a bunny with pancakes on its head

http://users.rcn.com/eglandau/bunny_pancake.jpg
thanks a lot........now I am hungry.:(













mmmm........bunny................
BLARGistania
10-04-2006, 21:25
thanks a lot........now I am hungry.:(
mmmm........bunny................

bunny pancake?
rabbit biscut?
hare stew?
Smunkeeville
10-04-2006, 21:26
bunny pancake?
rabbit biscut?
hare stew?
bunny burger. .....yum!
BLARGistania
10-04-2006, 21:28
bunny burger. .....yum!
triple bunny burger. With cheese.








and maybe some bacon too. . .
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 21:28
But yes, onto the issue.
Is it a major screwup if your friends with your ex and you text them saying
"Yuh, see you tommoz, luv you xxx."
>_<
Feel free to scream about your relationships too.
Offer advice on mine if you must.
Yes. Use proper grammar, for buggery's sake. Just because it's a text, doesn't mean you can make yourself sound like a tit.

Seriously though, tell her. Worst that could happen is that there'll be an awkward silence followed by 'Oh...ummm...I'm sorry, I don't love you'. And that'll be it. You might still hate yourself, and love her, but at least you'll know what your position is.

Actually the worst that could happen is she could smack you on the head with a small mallet she's concealing behind her back, then while you're unconscious, strip you naked, write obscenities over your body in fluorescent pink lipstick, castrate you, cover you in peanut butter, then hogtie you and hoist you over a bridge over a busy motorway/freeway (whatever), with a sign hanging below you saying 'Honk for free cookies'.
Europa alpha
10-04-2006, 21:31
Yes. Use proper grammar, for buggery's sake. Just because it's a text, doesn't mean you can make yourself sound like a tit.

Seriously though, tell her. Worst that could happen is that there'll be an awkward silence followed by 'Oh...ummm...I'm sorry, I don't love you'. And that'll be it. You might still hate yourself, and love her, but at least you'll know what your position is.

Actually the worst that could happen is she could smack you on the head with a small mallet she's concealing behind her back, then while you're unconscious, strip you naked, write obscenities over your body in fluorescent pink lipstick, castrate you, cover you in peanut butter, then hogtie you and hoist you over a bridge over a busy motorway/freeway (whatever), with a sign hanging below you saying 'Honk for free cookies'.



That really put things in perspective.
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 21:32
That really put things in perspective.
Just glad I could help.
Smunkeeville
10-04-2006, 21:46
triple bunny burger. With cheese.








and maybe some bacon too. . .
*drools*
BLARGistania
10-04-2006, 21:53
*drools*
so that wasn't a thread hijack at all.


and Europa Alpha, it can be worse, as I V Stalin pointed out. You could always walk up and punch her in the boobs, that would most likely earn her undying hatred, which you probably push you away from her as well.



Or you can just admit that you like her and try and get back together. I know a few couples that has worked well for.
Europa alpha
10-04-2006, 21:57
Yuhh i suppose.
But there was the whole
"Im sorry i dont think its working out, im not ready for a relationship."
"...um...er... ok im sorry, can we just talk tommorow about this lets not be so quick."

"Sorry me and adam are going to the cinema tommorow im busy."

Ectect rawr
complicated history so if we got together again it'd all resurface
Philosopy
10-04-2006, 22:04
...saying her name while putting my hand in the toaster ...
That is one of the the most stupid things I have ever heard someone do. :p