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Post pics of your g.f./b.f./spouse

My Beautiful Beau
10-04-2006, 02:01
Got any pics of your significant other?

Post 'em here!
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:03
Got any pics of your significant other?

Post 'em here!
Lol welcome fellow minnesota dweller :)

Ill go hunt down some electronic versions lol
NERVUN
10-04-2006, 02:04
And get killed by said SO? No thank you. ;)
The Plutonian Empire
10-04-2006, 02:05
Got any pics of your significant other?

Post 'em here!
Greetings, and welcome to the forum! :cool:
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:06
Currently lacking in the SO department...but if we're accepting prospects:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Heather.jpg
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:07
Currently lacking in the SO department...but if we're accepting prospects:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Heather.jpg
Id do her ... have a phone number too? :) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kreitzmoorland
10-04-2006, 02:08
Got any pics of your significant other?

Post 'em here!Why don't you lead by example?
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:09
Id do her ... have a phone number too? :) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*coughit'sterrorristcakescough*

Alas, no. There's others, but I don't have pictures of them...hmmm...How do you get pictures off a phone anyways?
DrunkenDove
10-04-2006, 02:11
http://www.ellemmphotography.com/Images/Etcetera/right_hand_0925_BW_web.jpg

We're inseparable.
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:11
*coughit'sterrorristcakescough*

Alas, no. There's others, but I don't have pictures of them...hmmm...How do you get pictures off a phone anyways?
Lol Depends on the phone ... was thinking the same thing ... suprizingly for being a photography major she has very few pictures of her lol

(my gf that is)
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:13
Lol Depends on the phone ... was thinking the same thing ... suprizingly for being a photography major she has very few pictures of her lol

(my gf that is)

Eh, seems as though lots of photography people are like that....not that I have a very large sample...
Utracia
10-04-2006, 02:15
Got no girlfriend so no pic. :(

Have to look at other peoples and be jealous. ;)
Pure Metal
10-04-2006, 02:15
http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/Photo-0106.jpg
glitziness :fluffle:


edit: doesn't she look lovely :D :fluffle: :fluffle:
DrunkenDove
10-04-2006, 02:17
can i have a fluffle too from someone cos i think i just sent a really pointlessly bitchy email to her and i'm wishing i hadn't sent it :( :(

I don't usually do this this but here: :fluffle:
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:18
Eh, seems as though lots of photography people are like that....not that I have a very large sample...
Though she DID take thoes naughty photo's lol But they are not forum apropreate :)
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:18
http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/Photo-0106.jpg
glitziness :fluffle:


can i have a fluffle too from someone cos i think i just sent a really pointlessly bitchy email to her and i'm wishing i hadn't sent it :( :(

You could unsend it if it was AOL :p

But yeah, I recommend a speedy apology. :fluffle:
Pure Metal
10-04-2006, 02:19
I don't usually do this this but here: :fluffle:
thank you :)
much appreciated and now i'm crying... great. ah fuck this i'm going to sleep.
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:19
Though she DID take thoes naughty photo's lol But they are not forum apropreate :)

*coughtgmecough*

Yes, totally unappropriate, not suitable. Think of the children.
Keruvalia
10-04-2006, 02:20
My wife:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/Gina.jpg

I won't put up pics of my girlfriend. ;)

Edit: Oh, Pure Metal already did.
Utracia
10-04-2006, 02:20
thank you :)
much appreciated and now i'm crying... great. ah fuck this i'm going to sleep.

Perhaps this won't help as much but fits the situation more: :headbang:
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:20
*coughtgmecough*

Yes, totally unappropriate, not suitable. Think of the children.
Lol well they are rather large :) thats what happens when you use a 12 mp camera lol :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 02:21
My wife:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/Gina.jpg

I won't put up pics of my girlfriend. ;)
HOT!!! you better go fluffle her right now ...for me :)
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:21
Lol well they are rather large :) thats what happens when you use a 12 mp camera lol :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Well then all the more reaso...You mean the pictures? Oooooh...
My Beautiful Beau
10-04-2006, 02:21
Thanks for the welcome, but I'm actually not new to the forums. I have other nations.

But anyway...

Hot or not?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/error_macro/Beau.jpg
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:22
HOT!!! you better go fluffle her right now ...for me :)

And me.
Utracia
10-04-2006, 02:22
My wife:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/Gina.jpg

Nice cat. :)
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:23
Thanks for the welcome, but I'm actually not new to the forums. I have other nations.

But anyway...

Hot or not?

http://i3.cket.com/error_macro/Beau.jpg


I believe a wolf howl is appropriate here

AAAaaawwwwwwooooOOOOOO

Yes, hot...Very hot, extremely, Caliente...Calientísimo.
Keruvalia
10-04-2006, 02:25
Nice cat. :)

Well I told her to take a pic of her stroking her pussy.

*bad-um chink*
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 02:26
Well I told her to take a pic of her stroking her pussy.

*bad-um chink*

XD!

Wait...I might be underestimating you....Did you actually say that? Because I could imagine it, if you've got a wife with a good sense of humor.
My Beautiful Beau
10-04-2006, 02:26
Well I told her to take a pic of her stroking her pussy.

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :D
Psychotic Mongooses
10-04-2006, 02:27
Well I told her to take a pic of her stroking her pussy.

*bad-um chink*

Set up and executed perfectly :D
Utracia
10-04-2006, 02:27
Well I told her to take a pic of her stroking her pussy.

*bad-um chink*

*sputters water over computer screen*

:D
Nanic
10-04-2006, 02:29
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/IndioRazaRepublica/sho.jpg

The Wife and I.
[NS]Simonist
10-04-2006, 05:16
Not that any of you haven't really seen pictures of my boyfriend yet... :rolleyes: but I'll gladly take the opportunity to re-post them!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/Misc/people%20other%20than%20me/img004.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/Misc/people%20other%20than%20me/Lindsborg029.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/Misc/people%20other%20than%20me/Lindsborg032.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/Misc/people%20other%20than%20me/img008.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img005.jpg

Okay, I should probably stop before I get carried away... :D
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
10-04-2006, 05:26
Is there anyplace to upload a pic where it can be linked to? You know, that's free, and doesn't require me to sign up for anything?

Cause I have a pic of me and the ex-wife, but it's two years old- since we were still willing to be in the same room at that time.
UpwardThrust
10-04-2006, 05:27
Is there anyplace to upload a pic where it can be linked to? You know, that's free, and doesn't require me to sign up for anything?

Cause I have a pic of me and the ex-wife, but it's two years old- since we were still willing to be in the same room at that time.
Tell yah what I am drunk and in a good mood :) if ya can figure out a way to send it to me Ill put it on my web server :)
[NS]Simonist
10-04-2006, 05:28
Tell yah what I am drunk and in a good mood :) if ya can figure out a way to send it to me Ill put it on my web server :)
.....OOOOR you could just use photobucket.

Or give me the pic and I'll put it on my photobucket.

I'm not good and drunk, either.
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
10-04-2006, 05:28
Tell yah what I am drunk and in a good mood :) if ya can figure out a way to send it to me Ill put it on my web server :)

T-gram me your email and I'll send it to you. Only way I can think of.


edit: or I could just do the photobucket thing...here it tis...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/scorpio735/tomangela2.jpg
Cannot think of a name
10-04-2006, 05:34
Thanks for the welcome, but I'm actually not new to the forums. I have other nations.

But anyway...

Hot or not?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/error_macro/Beau.jpg
Last photo...someone knows their audience...

For me, it's her (http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3773/myride1rg.jpg). Especially since The Lego just took a massive dump in front of my house-and it was a part that Veronica doesn't have...dammit...
Taredas
10-04-2006, 05:44
Currently lacking in the SO department...but if we're accepting prospects:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Heather.jpg

Hmm, love-triangle conflicts may result if this is allowed to go on much longer. Ah, but of course... *tosses out a Ladameansmerci comment as bait*
My Beautiful Beau
10-04-2006, 16:07
Bump
Kanabia
10-04-2006, 16:12
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/613/hand7pb.jpg

EDIT - damn, beaten to it. Haaa - there's a pun in there.
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 16:22
This be my lovely girlfriend:
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/897/ssa40007edited4dc.jpg
Cabra West
10-04-2006, 16:23
*looks around

Well... right now... nobody...
People without names
10-04-2006, 16:39
**starts singing "all by myself"
My Beautiful Beau
10-04-2006, 16:42
This be my lovely girlfriend:
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/897/ssa40007edited4dc.jpg

Lucky man. (Not as lucky as me, but meh ;))
Laerod
10-04-2006, 16:42
I honestly doubt I'd post pictures of my significant other, if I still had one. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-04-2006, 16:44
I honestly doubt I'd post pictures of my significant other, if I still had one. ;)
Why? *curious*
People without names
10-04-2006, 16:53
is that one site where people post pics of old girlfriends that cheated on them or pissed them off still around?
Laerod
10-04-2006, 16:58
Why? *curious*Why I don't have a significant other or why I won't post pictures?

I'll go for the latter: "Datenschutz". I don't like the idea of spreading my own personal information online, and I find it abhorrent to do so for another without their permission. That and, if I had put pictures of my current ex online while we were still together, people could potentially find out her name and email address (for reasons I will not indulge upon).
I'd like to be able to show off my girlfriend, if I had one, but that would conflict with my credo to treat others as I wish to be treated (which I don't always manage to live up to). I wouldn't want anyone to put pictures of me online and identify me next to them, so I won't do that to anyone else, most certainly not the person I love.
Pure Metal
10-04-2006, 17:01
Lucky man. (Not as lucky as me, but meh ;))
pah you all lose to my sweet angel (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10730398&postcount=13) :fluffle: :cool:

(did i say angel? i meant devil http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif
horny, too... *cough* ;) :p)
Zilam
10-04-2006, 17:02
anyone want to be my girlfriend? so i can post your picture here and not feel left out?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-04-2006, 17:03
Why I don't have a significant other or why I won't post pictures?

I'll go for the latter: "Datenschutz". I don't like the idea of spreading my own personal information online, and I find it abhorrent to do so for another without their permission. That and, if I had put pictures of my current ex online while we were still together, people could potentially find out her name and email address (for reasons I will not indulge upon).
I'd like to be able to show off my girlfriend, if I had one, but that would conflict with my credo to treat others as I wish to be treated (which I don't always manage to live up to). I wouldn't want anyone to put pictures of me online and identify me next to them, so I won't do that to anyone else, most certainly not the person I love.
Oh. That's entirely reasonable and very likely what I would do, too (or not do, as were the case).

I was just curious because it sounded entirely too dramatic. :p
Laerod
10-04-2006, 17:08
Oh. That's entirely reasonable and very likely what I would do, too (or not do, as were the case).

I was just curious because it sounded entirely too dramatic. :pI'm too emo right now not to be (melo)dramatic ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-04-2006, 17:09
I'm too emo right now not to be (melo)dramatic ;)
You have a TG (well, actually you don't, but will in a few minutes).
Glitziness
10-04-2006, 17:16
pah you all lose to my sweet angel (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10730398&postcount=13) :fluffle: :cool:

(did i say angel? i meant devil http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif
horny, too... *cough* ;) :p)
:fluffle:
This seems fitting....
http://usera.imagecave.com/neon_golden/1264.gif
:p ;)
Kanabia
10-04-2006, 17:18
This be my lovely girlfriend:
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/897/ssa40007edited4dc.jpg

She's cute.
Pure Metal
10-04-2006, 17:25
:fluffle:
This seems fitting....
http://usera.imagecave.com/neon_golden/1264.gif
:p ;)
that's actually actually quite scary ;) :p
Jeigas
10-04-2006, 17:33
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg

JUST KIDDING!! :D

Here is my real girlfriend. She is 23, and very, very nice ...horny as well. I met her early this year. Her name is Lena.

http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
That's me on the right in the 2nd pic, btw.

Sadly, my last one (with whom I have lived for more than 5 years) is a cheating whore. She had 4 guys that I found out about when I visited her on a buisiness trip. My current girlfriend was her best friend. :cool:
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 17:34
pah you all lose to my sweet angel (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10730398&postcount=13) :fluffle: :cool:

(did i say angel? i meant devil http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif
horny, too... *cough* ;) :p)
Nope. My girl's hotter. ;)

She's cute.
Let's be honest here - did you really need to tell me that? :p
Pure Metal
10-04-2006, 17:40
Nope. My girl's hotter. ;)

no disrespect to your girl, but i disagree. i think the only thing we can do about this now is fight over our honour... have at thee, sir! *puts up fistycuffs* :p
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 17:43
no disrespect to your girl, but i disagree. i think the only thing we can do about this now is fight over our honour... have at thee, sir! *puts up fistycuffs* :p
*picks up Eut's trout, and starts the fish-slapping dance*
Jeigas
10-04-2006, 17:45
no disrespect to your girl, but i disagree. i think the only thing we can do about this now is fight over our honour... have at thee, sir! *puts up fistycuffs* :p

*tosses flintlocks to the two conflicting people, puts on old 1840's style cloak and top-hat*

Face each other, turn around, march 10 paces and shoot.

*runs away before cops can grab him*
Cheese penguins
10-04-2006, 17:45
no disrespect to your girl, but i disagree. i think the only thing we can do about this now is fight over our honour... have at thee, sir! *puts up fistycuffs* :p
My gf is cuter than any other i have seen in this thread but she would kill me if i spread pics of her on the net... so erm take my word for it or tg me begging to see them.
Laerod
10-04-2006, 17:46
You have a TG (well, actually you don't, but will in a few minutes).
Replied, but you managed to beat it with the other one by two minutes... :p
Jeigas
10-04-2006, 17:47
My gf is cuter than any other i have seen in this thread but she would kill me if i spread pics of her on the net... so erm take my word for it or tg me begging to see them.

Has anyone even looked at the pics I posted? Not to be cocky...but I think my gf is cuter than what I have seen on this thread so far.

Nevermind, every person's gf is the cutest for him/her.:)
Cheese penguins
10-04-2006, 17:51
Has anyone even looked at the pics I posted? Not to be cocky...but I think my gf is cuter than what I have seen on this thread so far.

Nevermind, every person's gf is the cutest for him/her.:)
That is right, but erm mine is still the cutest overall. :p
Smunkeeville
10-04-2006, 17:53
the only pic I am "cleared" to post of him is his headshot, and I don't like it.
Jeigas
10-04-2006, 17:55
That is right, but erm mine is still the cutest overall. :p

I sincerely disagree. :p

I mean...do I really write so slow that everyone missed the post I wrote before?! :headbang:
Kanabia
10-04-2006, 17:58
Let's be honest here - did you really need to tell me that? :p

Hmm. Well, I wasn't so much telling you, but rather making a machoistic reaffirmation of my sexuality for any casual observer.

*nods* Carry on.
Jeigas
10-04-2006, 17:59
*carries on*
Cheese penguins
10-04-2006, 18:01
Erm ok.. i still say i have the cutest bestestest girlfriend in the whole world!! but ok some of you guys have cute ones too.
Kanabia
10-04-2006, 18:02
*carries on*

Hey, all four of the pictures you posted are exactly the same link. *nudges you to fix it*
I V Stalin
10-04-2006, 18:02
Hmm. Well, I wasn't so much telling you, but rather making a machoistic reaffirmation of my sexuality for any casual observer.

*nods* Carry on.
Wise words indeed.
just don't be getting any ideas...she's devoted to me. ;)
Kanabia
10-04-2006, 18:11
Wise words indeed.
just don't be getting any ideas...she's devoted to me. ;)

Well, even if I had been getting those ideas, she's just a wee bit out of reach at the moment, so fret not. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
10-04-2006, 18:11
Hey, all four of the pictures you posted are exactly the same link. *nudges you to fix it*
What he said.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-04-2006, 19:26
When I had hair:
http://myspace-915.vo.llnwd.net/00006/51/90/6400915_l.jpg

And a blurry one that will be taken a little over 20 years from now:
http://myspace-914.vo.llnwd.net/00600/41/98/600188914_l.jpg

one day she took some shrooms, thought she was Gargamel and raided the Smurf village. What a meal!:
http://myspace-762.vo.llnwd.net/00008/26/78/8278762_l.JPG

Stanley Park, Vancouver B.C.:
http://myspace-954.vo.llnwd.net/00008/45/96/8656954_l.JPG

I'm not sure if I should share anymore - you certainly shouldn't look at this one. (http://myspace-608.vo.llnwd.net/00342/80/62/342922608_l.jpg)
America 231
10-04-2006, 21:41
When I had hair:
http://myspace-915.vo.llnwd.net/00006/51/90/6400915_l.jpg

And a blurry one that will be taken a little over 20 years from now:
http://myspace-914.vo.llnwd.net/00600/41/98/600188914_l.jpg

one day she took some shrooms, thought she was Gargamel and raided the Smurf village. What a meal!:
http://myspace-762.vo.llnwd.net/00008/26/78/8278762_l.JPG

Stanley Park, Vancouver B.C.:
http://myspace-954.vo.llnwd.net/00008/45/96/8656954_l.JPG

I'm not sure if I should share anymore - you certainly shouldn't look at this one. (http://myspace-608.vo.llnwd.net/00342/80/62/342922608_l.jpg)


All of them are nice, the last one .........
Dinaverg
10-04-2006, 21:51
Hmm, love-triangle conflicts may result if this is allowed to go on much longer. Ah, but of course... *tosses out a Ladameansmerci comment as bait*

Nice try. We gonna fight for her, or do we make a sitcom of our wacky misadventures?
My Beautiful Beau
11-04-2006, 00:14
Has anyone even looked at the pics I posted? Not to be cocky...but I think my gf is cuter than what I have seen on this thread so far.

Nevermind, every person's gf is the cutest for him/her.:)

I'm guessing you haven't seen my g.f. ;)
Taredas
11-04-2006, 00:16
Nice try. We gonna fight for her, or do we make a sitcom of our wacky misadventures?

We're already in two sitcoms regarding wacky misadventures. They're called NationStates General and Real Life. :)

Wait, did I say that out loud? Oops...
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 00:19
We're already in two sitcoms regarding wacky misadventures. They're called NationStates General and Real Life. :)

Wait, did I say that out loud? Oops...

Yes, you did...soooo...Do I win? Maybe she should decide... >_> Can I just claim nation superiority? Noo....I'm closer to her! Ha!
Taredas
11-04-2006, 00:45
Yes, you did...soooo...Do I win? Maybe she should decide... >_>

That would seem reasonable, wouldn't it... or would it? :)
Somewhere out there, Terrorist Cakes is laughing at us both...
Can I just claim nation superiority?

You could try, provided that said superiority is judged by who has the higher freedom stats. See, your Very Good/Good/Good Inoffensive Centrist Democracy would lose to my Excessive/Thriving/Excessive Anarchy... not to mention my Superb/All-Consuming/Corrupted puppet...

Noo....I'm closer to her! Ha!

So close, and yet so far... :p
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 00:50
That would seem reasonable, wouldn't it... or would it? :)
Somewhere out there, Terrorist Cakes is laughing at us both...

I'd imagine...but I'm not too sure...And I bet it's a very pretty laugh too...

You could try, provided that said superiority is judged by who has the higher freedom stats. See, your Very Good/Good/Good Inoffensive Centrist Democracy would lose to my Excessive/Thriving/Excessive Anarchy... not to mention my Superb/All-Consuming/Corrupted puppet...

But, the forum is obviously the more important part, and I'm a semi-advanced spammer, many ranks up. :p

So close, and yet so far... :p

You'd think, eh?
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 00:50
Bah, you both lose to Czardas. Frightening/Frightening/Excessive/Highest possible tax rate/Largest possible private sector/Coolest possible nation. [Or Czardas's Puppet. Frightening/Frightening/Corrupted. But Czardas's stats are far better.]

Do I get TC now? :p
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 00:51
But, the forum is obviously the more important part, and I'm a semi-advanced spammer, many ranks up. :p
Uber Spamgirl. /nodnod/

You can collect your pwnage on the way out the door.
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 00:52
Bah, you both lose to Czardas. Frightening/Frightening/Excessive/Highest possible tax rate/Largest possible private sector/Coolest possible nation. [Or Czardas's Puppet. Frightening/Frightening/Corrupted. But Czardas's stats are far better.]

Do I get TC now? :p

Uber Spamgirl. /nodnod/

You can collect your pwnage on the way out the door.


Czardas wouldn't even want TC...or anyone really. So no. :p
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 00:55
Czardas wouldn't even want TC...or anyone really. So no. :p
am Czardas, f00l. Read sigs.]

Of course I want people! You figure prominently in my nightly fantasies, for one. Along with Eutrusca, Sinuhue, Harlesburg, Simonist, Pure Metal, Keruvalia, Krakozha, The UN abassadorship, and a spider monkey from Eritrea. ;)
And no, I'm not going to tell you what those fantasies are. :P
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 00:57
am Czardas, f00l. Read sigs.]

Of course I want people! You figure prominently in my nightly fantasies, for one. Along with Eutrusca, Sinuhue, Harlesburg, Simonist, Pure Metal, Keruvalia, Krakozha, The UN abassadorship, and a spider monkey from Eritrea. ;)
nd no, I'm not going to tell you what those fantasies are. :P

Yes, I read, but it's a different name, I'll refer to them as different people....Unless it's Ritlina, cuz he's fun to bother.

I don't want to know, but I feel TC should probably be kept out of it.
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 00:59
Yes, I read, but it's a different name, I'll refer to them as different people....Unless it's Ritlina, cuz he's fun to bother.

I don't want to know, but I feel TC should probably be kept out of it.
She is, at least until we get to the part with the fried chicken, waterbeds, and C4.
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 01:02
She is, at least until we get to the part with the fried chicken, waterbeds, and C4.

...Well, it does sound sorta cool...C4 and water beds and all....and I (as an honorable black guy) certainly can't resist fried chicken...
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 01:10
...Well, it does sound sorta cool...C4 and water beds and all....and I (as an honorable black guy) certainly can't resist fried chicken...
Exactly, the Omega Male and Female were busy filling the chicken with C4 and force-feeding it to you, pinned under a Beta Male doing some interesting things with a waterbed. It was at that point that the Guards dragged in TC and I readied my Handheld Pocket Annihilator-class Turbolazer of Doom Mk. IV for the Initiation (singeing assorted body parts and cutting the serial number, usually Z[random number], into any remaining clothing, fusing it with the skin in the appropriate patterns.

Maybe I've said too much...
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 01:12
Exactly, the Omega Male and Female were busy filling the chicken with C4 and force-feeding it to you, pinned under a Beta Male doing some interesting things with a waterbed. It was at that point that the Guards dragged in TC and I readied my Handheld Pocket Annihilator-class Turbolazer of Doom Mk. IV for the Initiation (singeing assorted body parts and cutting the serial number, usually Z[random number], into any remaining clothing, fusing it with the skin in the appropriate patterns.

Maybe I've said too much...

Aha! I knew you'd tell me eventually! You couldn't resist! Teh ha!
Devlyn
11-04-2006, 01:42
Aha! I knew you'd tell me eventually! You couldn't resist! Teh ha!
Hey, what I told you gives you absolutely no information at all. In fact, you don't know what I've been doing, who the Alpha and Omega Males and Females are, and why Sylvia is the only one still wearing a school uniform... ^.^
Kiryu-shi
11-04-2006, 01:43
My girlfriend:


http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/8a142f9a.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/otnekstem/shocked.jpg

And at a Mets game that she got me tickets for(ignore the proof crossing her face)(third row, first picture):

http://www.printroom.com/ViewGallery.asp?userid=nymets&gallery_id=357368
Dinaverg
11-04-2006, 01:44
Hey, what I told you gives you absolutely no information at all. In fact, you don't know what I've been doing, who the Alpha and Omega Males and Females are, and why Sylvia is the only one still wearing a school uniform... ^.^

You'd think that...:cool:
Marrakech II
11-04-2006, 02:32
You wanna see me standing next to miss Morocco?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/scan.jpg

Here is the little princess:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmina2005.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmine1.jpg
Madaji
11-04-2006, 02:45
You wanna see me standing next to miss Morocco?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/scan.jpg

Here is the little princess:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmina2005.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmine1.jpg

Oh my gosh. How beautiful! I've always gone for the exotic types myself... usually guys but I can appreciate the beauty of another woman. And what a Gorgeous baby! I'm jealous.

I don't have any pictures of my boyfriend on the computer. Maybe I should get some...
Marrakech II
11-04-2006, 03:22
Oh my gosh. How beautiful! I've always gone for the exotic types myself... usually guys but I can appreciate the beauty of another woman. And what a Gorgeous baby! I'm jealous.

I don't have any pictures of my boyfriend on the computer. Maybe I should get some...

Landing the wife wasn't easy. The kid was though. Anyway good luck... BTW you should always have pics of your significant other on hand!
The Black Forrest
11-04-2006, 07:05
You wanna see me standing next to miss Morocco?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/scan.jpg

Here is the little princess:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmina2005.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/KilliansPub/yasmine1.jpg

Ok fess up. How did you get a woman like that to go out with a git like you! :p
Harlesburg
15-04-2006, 13:19
am Czardas, f00l. Read sigs.]

Of course I want people! You figure prominently in my nightly fantasies, for one. Along with Eutrusca, Sinuhue, Harlesburg, Simonist, Pure Metal, Keruvalia, Krakozha, The UN abassadorship, and a spider monkey from Eritrea. ;)
And no, I'm not going to tell you what those fantasies are. :P
:p
I'll bring the Cheese grater.
Marrakech II
15-04-2006, 17:57
Ok fess up. How did you get a woman like that to go out with a git like you! :p

My boyish good looks Im sure.... My attitude seriously with women is that looks isn't everything. So I don't drool, fall over, act dumb, think I'm not worthy around women that are beautiful. I treat the 10's and 1's all the same. Has worked well for me over time.
Fan Grenwick
15-04-2006, 18:37
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg

JUST KIDDING!! :D

Here is my real girlfriend. She is 23, and very, very nice ...horny as well. I met her early this year. Her name is Lena.

http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc018657bb.jpg
That's me on the right in the 2nd pic, btw.

Sadly, my last one (with whom I have lived for more than 5 years) is a cheating whore. She had 4 guys that I found out about when I visited her on a buisiness trip. My current girlfriend was her best friend. :cool:


Gotta agree with you, your's is the best of the bunch, so far.

What's the number of your ex? Maybe I can get on the gravy train like the others.
Lashie
16-05-2006, 13:12
Hey, what I told you gives you absolutely no information at all. In fact, you don't know what I've been doing, who the Alpha and Omega Males and Females are, and why Sylvia is the only one still wearing a school uniform... ^.^

What am I doing in this forum?
Harlesburg
16-05-2006, 13:20
What am I doing in this forum?
Just too hang around me of course.:)
Jeruselem
16-05-2006, 13:21
Err, umm, don't have one yet ... :confused:
Pure Metal
16-05-2006, 13:41
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Photo-0145.jpg

camera-shy :p


either that or she's eyeing up somewhere cheeky ;) :D
The Beautiful Darkness
16-05-2006, 13:46
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Photo-0145.jpg

camera-shy :p


either that or she's eyeing up somewhere cheeky ;) :D

The glasses, the hair... you look like an improved version of Chris Robinson :p
Czardas
16-05-2006, 14:06
What am I doing in this forum?
You decided to join NS General, didn't you? Serves you right. :p
Danmarc
21-05-2006, 20:00
Gotta agree with you, your's is the best of the bunch, so far.

What's the number of your ex? Maybe I can get on the gravy train like the others.

I think I will agree with you on this one, this girl is a certifiable hottie....
LaLaland0
21-05-2006, 20:34
When I had hair:
http://myspace-915.vo.llnwd.net/00006/51/90/6400915_l.jpg

And a blurry one that will be taken a little over 20 years from now:
http://myspace-914.vo.llnwd.net/00600/41/98/600188914_l.jpg

one day she took some shrooms, thought she was Gargamel and raided the Smurf village. What a meal!:
http://myspace-762.vo.llnwd.net/00008/26/78/8278762_l.JPG

Stanley Park, Vancouver B.C.:
http://myspace-954.vo.llnwd.net/00008/45/96/8656954_l.JPG

I'm not sure if I should share anymore - you certainly shouldn't look at this one. (http://myspace-608.vo.llnwd.net/00342/80/62/342922608_l.jpg)
Dude, it was fine until that last pic. No, you shouldn't share that, unless you HATE the person you're showing it to. You have scarred my retinas.:mad:

I was just kidding, good pics, mumblemumble...
Heron-Marked Warriors
21-05-2006, 20:43
My girlfriend (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Jokeslayer/Pics%20of%20people/JamieFace.jpg)

anyone want to be my girlfriend? so i can post your picture here and not feel left out?

I'll do it!!

Zilam's girlfriend (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Jokeslayer/Pics%20of%20people/SimonRed.jpg)


:p
Lashie
03-06-2006, 12:42
You decided to join NS General, didn't you? Serves you right. :p

No... i meant what is my name doing in this particular forum...
The Beautiful Darkness
03-06-2006, 12:49
No... i meant what is my name doing in this particular forum...

You mean thread, right? :confused:
Lashie
04-06-2006, 09:58
You mean thread, right? :confused:

*sigh*... yeah that's the one... don't mind me...
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:16
Currently lacking in the SO department...but if we're accepting prospects:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Heather.jpg


Jebus, I didn't know you guys were going out, although that could explain the whole "link to picture of her in your sig thing" not just being a normal stalker like me;)
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:17
http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/Photo-0106.jpg
glitziness :fluffle:


edit: doesn't she look lovely :D :fluffle: :fluffle:


I now know why you go out with her, even though you like in the US and she in Canada ;)
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:20
Simonist']Not that any of you haven't really seen pictures of my boyfriend yet... :rolleyes: but I'll gladly take the opportunity to re-post them!

-snip for the sake of my 56k modem-


Okay, I should probably stop before I get carried away... :D
You're a chick?!
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:25
anyone want to be my girlfriend? so i can post your picture here and not feel left out?


Is boyfriend alright?;)
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:31
-snip for the sake of my 56k
Ahhh! Such conflicting feelings!
Pure Metal
04-06-2006, 10:35
I now know why you go out with her, even though you like in the US and she in Canada ;)
hehe we only live 70 miles away, but she sure is cute :D
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 10:39
http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Photo-0145.jpg

camera-shy :p


either that or she's eyeing up somewhere cheeky ;) :D


Man, you have pretty hair and glasses! :)