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So begins the week before Easter. Yet another glorious holiday that makes mom go through premature pms.

Lets celebrate! Fore ye will die and suffer in hell! On earth that is.. Mom goes carzy because the house isn't clean, dad gets nagged at and spends his time faaaaarr away from mommy, I get yelled at for not doing anything. This is the reason why I drink!

Thank you religion.. thingy..

Anyone else preparing for the hurricane thats approaching?

Easter is a time of chocolate.

So begins the week before Easter. Yet another glorious holiday that makes mom go through premature pms.

Lets celebrate! Fore ye will die and suffer in hell! On earth that is.. Mom goes carzy because the house isn't clean, dad gets nagged at and spends his time faaaaarr away from mommy, I get yelled at for not doing anything. This is the reason why I drink!

Thank you religion.. thingy..

Anyone else preparing for the hurricane thats approaching?
I celebrate Easter the weekend after the actual holiday. All the Easter eggs left in the shops have been reduced, so you can gorge yourself on cut price chocolate.

I celebrate Easter the weekend after the actual holiday. All the Easter eggs left in the shops have been reduced, so you can gorge yourself on cut price chocolate.

Agreed. It is most wise. :)

I'll get drunk online with you if you want I got some fine ass rum that needs drinking

I celebrate Easter the weekend after the actual holiday. All the Easter eggs left in the shops have been reduced, so you can gorge yourself on cut price chocolate.
*writes this down*

I'll get drunk online with you if you want I got some fine ass rum that needs drinking
I'll get the cups

I love all the chocolate bunnies and the candy and the great oddities you can get one week after the holiday.

I'll get the cups

fortunately I learned to make emergency beer cups out of sheets of paper

fortunately I learned to make emergency beer cups out of sheets of paper
Odd. Wouldn't it make more sense in an emergency to drink from the neck/can?

*writes this down*
I demand a percentage of the cheap chocolate you buy after Easter.

By the way - best thread title. Ever.

Odd. Wouldn't it make more sense in an emergency to drink from the neck/can?

ah but the logic is Emergency Beer cups = emergency beer

didin't you learn anything in school!

By the way - best thread title. Ever.
:fluffle:

I'll get drunk online with you if you want I got some fine ass rum that needs drinking

Rum is some tasty stuff. Goes with anything, especially Ribena (dunno if you can get that outside the uk)

ah but the logic is Emergency Beer cups = emergency beer

didin't you learn anything in school!
Nunca fui a school.*nod *


.. sorry, I was talking in spanish before.. can't stop :eek:

Ah, Easter, the festival where we celebrate the life of the Easter Bunny by eating hollow chocolate eggs. :)

Nunca fui a school.*nod *

Im tan celoso * agita el puño *

Ah, Easter, the festival where we celebrate the life of the Easter Bunny by eating hollow chocolate eggs. :)

Hey! He wasn't crucified for our sins and leave us with ungodly amounts of chocolate and commercialism just for you to mock him. Have some respect for that rabbit - he suffered for us!

Have some respect for that rabbit - he suffered for us!
You win the religion debate. :D

Nunca fui a school.*nod *


.. sorry, I was talking in spanish before.. can't stop :eek:

Looking for the word escuela?


Im tan celoso * agita el puño *

Err...I got nothing...

You win the religion debate. :D

Excellent, excellent...

Religion - Check
Evolution V Creationism - ???
Abortion - ???
Left V Right - ???

...

Liasia']Rum is some tasty stuff. Goes with anything, especially Ribena (dunno if you can get that outside the uk)

I'm drinking British Royal Navy Imperial Rum my friend for how much it cost me I ain’t going to mix it with anything

Excellent, excellent...

Religion - Check
Evolution V Creationism - ???
Abortion - ???
Left V Right - ???

...

¡Izquierda ftw!

Im tan celoso * agita el puño *
* risas y danzas *

I'm drinking British Royal Navy Imperial Rum my friend for how much it cost me I ain’t going to mix it with anything
*grabs the bottle*

Ah yes, Easter - a day for programmers and forum posters to hide "eggs" in their posts and wait for other people to find them. The lucky finders are rewarded with reduced prices for chocolate on the following Monday. :)

Easter Week; A time when I'm on a perpetual sugar rush from the endless supply of jellybeans. :)

* las púas el agua para que nosotros podemos aprovecharnos la de NS'ers *

anyone fancy a glass of water the colour is um…cheese flavour*grins evilly*

I'll get drunk online with you if you want I got some fine ass rum that needs drinking
Will join in as well :)

I got a nice bottle of glenfiddich scotch that needs drinking as well :)

I'm drinking British Royal Navy Imperial Rum my friend for how much it cost me I ain’t going to mix it with anything
Same with the glenfiddich lol

Well I do put it on ice so that may count

As a left-winger, I'd like to say that abortion is great, and that I'd rather abort a child than have it brought up in a neo-fascist world, where creationalism (or Intelligent Design is you must) is tought in preference to the truth, which is evolution. I also hate the war in Iraq and would prefer to see Saddam back in power and all foreign troops miles away.

That probably ticks all of your boxes, and is mostly what I actually believe. Apart from that I don't think abortion is great, but I do think that it's a good thing for the world to have, and it's great for people to have the choice.



Right. Easter - or just about related - Christmas.

Remember, people - you think that you get easter eggs cheap after Easter, right?

Well that's bugger-all compared to the hugely reduced price of advent calenders (chocolate ones prefered, obviously) during December and the start of January! They go for about 10% of their usual price! Hurrah!

* las púas el agua para que nosotros podemos aprovecharnos la de NS'ers *

anyone fancy a glass of water the colour is um…cheese flavour*grins evilly*
* los bueyes despejan del agua especial *

http://www.ektopia.co.uk/ektopia/images/pennyarcade.jpg

That was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.

http://www.ektopia.co.uk/ektopia/images/pennyarcade.jpg

That was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.
LOL, godmoder! :p

* los bueyes despejan del agua especial *

¿Bueyes? ¿qué usted el caja bebiendo?

glenfiddich scotch! HS I got to have that again

¿Bueyes? ¿qué usted el caja bebiendo?

glenfiddich scotch! HS I got to have that again
*shrugs*

¿Bueyes? ¿qué usted el caja bebiendo?

glenfiddich scotch! HS I got to have that again

:) well ya come on over to my place in minnesota I got a bottle of 15 year old for ya

:) well ya come on over to my place in minnesota I got a bottle of 15 year old for ya
*gets perverted thoughts*

15 year old you say?

*gets perverted thoughts*

15 year old you say?

O.O Can I have some?!

O.O Can I have some?!
We can share. :fluffle:

*gets perverted thoughts*

15 year old you say?
Yup 15 and a 12 ... they are both great ... slightly different flavor

So whichever you prefer :)

O.O Can I have some?!
Sure can :)

Yup 15 and a 12 ... they are both great ... slightly different flavor

So whichever you prefer :)

12 works....though I'll have some 15 to. Cause 15 is older...but is still sweet.

12 works....though I'll have some 15 to. Cause 15 is older...but is still sweet.
Yeah I love the after taste .... strait with some ice ... letting the ice mealt a bit to take out the bite and bring out the taste

Yum

Yeah I love the after taste .... strait with some ice ... letting the ice mealt a bit to take out the bite and bring out the taste

Yum

Will be a wonderful weekend after Easter! :D

*laughs violently*

*laughs violently*
May I ask why you are laughing violently? :confused: :confused:

May I ask why you are laughing violently? :confused: :confused:

He's a clown, those things are evil.

He's a clown, those things are evil.
Explains alot....but why on easter?

May I ask why you are laughing violently? :confused: :confused:
Talking about how 15 year olds taste.. I'm a perv.

*continues laughing*

Talking about how 15 year olds taste.. I'm a perv.

*continues laughing*

You mean the girl or the booze?

I know how a 15 yo girl tastes >.>
Though we are talking about booze.

Talking about how 15 year olds taste.. I'm a perv.

*continues laughing*
You know a 15 year old girl named glenfiddich?

Poor girl her parents should be slaped for a name like that

You know a 15 year old girl named glenfiddich?

Poor girl her parents should be slaped for a name like that
Too bad its a beer name XD

So begins the week before Easter. Yet another glorious holiday that makes mom go through premature pms.

Lets celebrate! Fore ye will die and suffer in hell! On earth that is.. Mom goes carzy because the house isn't clean, dad gets nagged at and spends his time faaaaarr away from mommy, I get yelled at for not doing anything. This is the reason why I drink!

Thank you religion.. thingy..

Anyone else preparing for the hurricane thats approaching?
it's easter? there's a holiday? says who? :confused:

big woop.

Explains alot....but why on easter?

*shrug*

You know a 15 year old girl named glenfiddich?

Poor girl her parents should be slaped for a name like that

I would've guessed a random 15 year old girl was named Allison. There's way too many of those around here.

I am gonna kill that damn easter bunny this year...especially after what he did last year...-rubs left butt cheek-

I am gonna kill that damn easter bunny this year...especially after what he did last year...-rubs left butt cheek-

What did he do?

it's easter? there's a holiday? says who? :confused:

big woop.
*tilts head*
Bark?

*tilts head*
Bark?

Hey! I'm dog boy, you're mouse boy, remember?

Hey! I'm dog boy, you're mouse boy, remember?
ahhhhh, sowwie

I am gonna kill that damn easter bunny this year...especially after what he did last year...-rubs left butt cheek-

I do nothing for Easter. Just another day. So if you want to kill the Easter Bunny then go right ahead. It'll show those little kiddies not to get all worked up over hunting for colored eggs on a pagan holiday. ;)

ahhhhh, sowwie

*nod* Keep track o' that.