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This is an interesting quiz which gives interesting results.

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907

My results are

Hinduism 96%

Buddhism 88%

Islam 75%

Paganism 67%

Satanism 54%

Judaism 54%

agnosticism 42%

Christianity 42%

atheism 25%


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I am not that surprised by the high percentage of Islam, I find myself in agreement with almost all basic principles of Islam (except the iconoclasm, Muhammed is last messenger parts and parts of Islam that set in when the religion was codified later by the sunni caliphs). But I am surprised by the 54% Satanism. :p

Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam.
Islam 100%
Judaism 100%
Christianity 100%
Buddhism 100%
Hinduism 100%
Satanism 100%
atheism 100%
agnosticism 100%
Paganism 83%

:eek:

Paganism - 71%
Buddhism - 71%
Satanism - 63%
agnosticism - 58%
Judaism - 38%
Hinduism - 38%
Islam - 33%
atheism - 33%
Christianity - 25%

Uhm, I dunno. I suppose it's somewhat-kinda accurate?

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
79%

Christianity
75%

Buddhism
71%

Satanism
63%

Islam
63%

Paganism
58%

Hinduism
54%

Judaism
50%

atheism
29%

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Interesting. I was brought up as a Christian, but I do have doubts.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

100%

Satanism

100%

Buddhism

50%

Judaism

50%

agnosticism

46%

Paganism

42%

Christianity

33%

Islam

29%

Hinduism

8%

Perfect!
I am an atheist but i'm now forced to contemplate satanism.

agnosticism

100%

Satanism

88%

Paganism

75%

atheism

71%

Buddhism

54%

Christianity

50%

Hinduism

25%

Islam

25%

Judaism

17%

You scored as ChristianityYour views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 71%
Satanism 67%
Judaism 46%
Buddhism 46%
Paganism 42%
Islam 38%
Agnosticism 21%
Hinduism 0%
Atheism 0%


How am I 71% Christian but then 67% Satanism !?!?!? :confused:

Perfect!
I am an atheist but i'm now forced to contemplate satanism.

You can be both without any problem if you go LaVeyan.

Buddhism

83%
Paganism

79%
atheism

75%
Islam

67%
Satanism

58%
agnosticism

58%
Hinduism

42%
Judaism

25%
Christianity

21%

I really knew this already. But oh well, the percentages are interesting.

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Atheism 100%

Satanism 96%

Agnosticism 54%

Buddhism 50%

Islam 33%

Paganism 25%

Judaism 21%

Christianity 21%

Hinduism 0%
Oh yeah, the above is definitely not bias. :rolleyes:

What's so Satanic about existentialism and moral relativism?

Glad my Christianity and Judaism scores were low. Ugh.

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 71%

Christianity 67%

Satanism 67%

atheism 63%

Paganism 63%

Buddhism 54%

Islam 42%

Judaism 38%

Hinduism 33%

Well, So I'm an uncertain Christian Satanist.

Lovely. :)

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 75%

Paganism 67%

Islam 63%

Satanism 63%

atheism 63%

Buddhism 54%

Judaism 50%

Christianity 42%

Hinduism 8%



Yeah, that's fair enough.

Oh yeah, the above is definitely not bias. :rolleyes:

What's so Satanic about existentialism and moral relativism?

As a previous poster mentioned, LaVeyan Satanism is actually atheist at it's core...and if you agreed with statements about believing in yourself that might have done it too.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism - 92%
Islam - 75%
Satanism - 71%
Buddhism - 63%
Atheism - 50%
Hinduism - 46%
Paganism - 42%
Christianity - 33%
Judaism - 29%

I am not surprised.

You scored as Islam.

Islam 79%
Paganism 75%
Satanism 75%
Buddhism 75%
Christianity 63%
Hinduism 58%
Judaism 46%
agnosticism 33%
atheism 29%

Looks like I'm being encouraged to break that promise I made with Jesus on my confirmation day. Dieties, always tempting mortals. *shakes head*

You scored as Christianity.
Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 79%
agnosticism 58%
Hinduism 46%
Islam 42%
Judaism 29%
Satanism 29%
Buddhism 29%
Paganism 25%
atheism 0%

Pretty much right.

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%

Islam 79%

atheism 63%

Satanism 63%

Buddhism 54%

Judaism 54%

Hinduism 38%

Christianity 33%

Paganism 33%

Atheism 75%

Buddhism 71%

Hinduism 67%

Satanism 63%

agnosticism 63%

Judaism 50%

Islam 50%

Paganism 50%

Christianity 38%


Fair enough, I knew that I was closer to Buddhism and Hinduism than any other religion, whilist still being atheist.

Atheism

100%

Paganism

83%

Satanism

67%

Islam

58%

Buddhism

50%

Judaism

42%

Agnosticism

42%

Christianity

25%

Hinduism

0%


It's close, but there were some really stupid, convoluted (and obviously religiously-biased) questions on the quiz. Notice how they didn't capitalise "Atheism" or "Agnosticism".

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism: 88%

atheism: 83%

Paganism: 67%

agnosticism: 67%

Judaism: 50%

Buddhism: 50%

Islam: 29%

Christianity: 21%

Hinduism: 8%

Nah, I'm comfortable ignoring religion, thanks very much.

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism 75%

Satanism 67%

Atheism 63%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 50%

Judaism 29%

Islam 25%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 4%

Pretty accurate. Nice one.

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 96%
Satanism 71%
Buddhism 71%
Paganism 54%
Islam 46%
agnosticism 46%
Judaism 38%
Christianity 29%
Hinduism 29%


The quiz seems to have many goofy biases. Particularly towards labeling non-Christians "Satanists."

Oh yeah, the above is definitely not bias. :rolleyes:

What's so Satanic about existentialism and moral relativism?

Glad my Christianity and Judaism scores were low. Ugh.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Also agreed.

You can be both without any problem if you go LaVeyan.

Meh, it seems like watered down Nietzscheanism to me.

It's close, but there were some really stupid, convoluted (and obviously religiously-biased) questions on the quiz. Notice how they didn't capitalise "Atheism" or "Agnosticism".
I had noticed that, actually. I don't like quizzes such as this that are obviously biased towards religion. If it's clear the quizmaster has made the quiz biased, it makes it less relevant, as any sensible person taking it is then more likely to question the results.

I had noticed that, actually. I don't like quizzes such as this that are obviously biased towards religion. If it's clear the quizmaster has made the quiz biased, it makes it less relevant, as any sensible person taking it is then more likely to question the results.

It also makes me question the intelligence (not to mention the sanity) of the quizmasters themselves.

Meh, it seems like watered down Nietzscheanism to me.

Pretty much. There's obvious bits from Crowley, too. LaVey never had an original idea in his life.

It also makes me question the intelligence (not to mention the sanity) of the quizmasters themselves.
Yes. It's these kinds of people who put me off religion. That, and I just don't believe in any of it. Probably more the latter, really.

Yes. It's these kinds of people who put me off religion. That, and I just don't believe in any of it. Probably more the latter, really.

I don't believe in any of it to begin with. People like that make me hate religion.

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 100%
atheism 79%
Buddhism 54%
Satanism 54%
Islam 46%
Judaism 38%
Paganism 38%
Christianity 25%
Hinduism 8%

Odd. I see myself as more an athiest.

The quiz seems to have many goofy biases. Particularly towards labeling non-Christians "Satanists."
I'm not so sure after reading their description of "Satanism." That we may be inclined to see it as perjoritive is more our own interpretation than their intent. (92% atheist, 58% Satanist)

Secular Humanism might have been a bit wordy for their tastes, but had they chosen to that in place of Satanism, I somehow doubt the appearence of bias would be so sharply underlined :). The may well have chosen Satanism to pimp what they considered an obscure but interesting fact of its modern interpretation which they learned in preperation for creating this "quiz."

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

71%
Christianity

67%
Satanism

67%
Buddhism

67%
Islam

50%
Paganism

50%
atheism

50%
Hinduism

42%
Judaism

38%

Hmm... I don't really consider myself agnostic so much as unconventional. And as for the fairly high Buddhism score, not really. I have some problems with Buddhist detachment. I'm really more New-age/ Taoist.

Atheism
100%
Satanism
96%
Buddhism
58%
Paganism
54%
Agnosticism
42%
Christianity
29%
Judaism
25%
Islam
21%
Hinduism
0%

You scored as Christianity.
http://images.quizfarm.com/1110081242Christianity_turquoise-white.jpg
Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 75%
Paganism 58%
Islam 50%
Buddhism 46%
Satanism 42%
agnosticism 42%
Judaism 33%
atheism 25%
Hinduism 17%

So I am a Christian. I knew that!

The quiz seems to have many goofy biases. Particularly towards labeling non-Christians "Satanists."
Don't jump to conclusions.

What it says if you get satanism:
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Christianity
67%

Buddhism
42%

Islam
38%

Judaism
38%

agnosticism
33%

Hinduism
29%

Paganism
25%

Satanism
21%

atheism
21%

That's mainly because I'm pro-choice and pro-women's rights.

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 71%

Buddhism 67%

Paganismn54%

Islamn 54%

Hinduism 50%

Satanism 42%

agnosticism 38%

Judaism 38%

atheism 0%

:D

I knew it, christianity is my lowest and I'm an agnostic, true, I mean, how can you know anything for sure?

Buddhism 71%

agnosticism 63%

Islam 63%

Satanism 46%

Judaism 46%

Hinduism 38%

Christianity 33%

Paganism 33%

atheism 17%

I thought me getting high of Buddhism was a tad odd, since I'm not into the whole vegitarian thing. If anything, the religion with the beliefs I most agree with is probably Zoroastrianism.

Don't jump to conclusions.

What it says if you get satanism:

Aye, people seem to have a thing about Satanism. It's usually because of teenagers trying to rebel against their parents and say they worship the devil, which isn't really Satanism I think. I don't like how the test says Atheism isn't non-religious.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 79%
Satanism 54%
agnosticism 38%
Paganism 33%
Buddhism 29%
Judaism 21%
Islam 17%
Christianity 17%
Hinduism 4%

Atheism - 83%

Satanism - 83%

Agnostic - 75%

etc.

Agnostic

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 79%

Satanism 75%

Islam 71%

atheism 63%

Buddhism 63%

Paganism 58%

Judaism 50%

Hinduism 46%

Christianity 38% :p

Satanism 75%
agnosticism 75%
atheism 63%
Paganism 46%
Buddhism 33%
Islam 17%
Christianity 0%
Hinduism 0%
Judaism 0%

:p Not that untrue.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 88%
agnosticism 79%
Buddhism 46%
atheism 46%
Christianity 42%
Judaism 42%
Islam 38%
Hinduism 29%
Paganism 25%


Didn't expect that!!

You scored as Islam.

Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam...........88%

agnosticism..71%

atheism.......54%

Satanism.....54%

Buddhism.....50%

Paganism.....46%

Hinduism......33%

Christianity...25%

Judaism.......25%



Being Chinese, hooray for Zheng He?

Buddhism 100%
Hinduism 75%
Islam 71%
Paganism 71%
Satanism 63%
agnosticism 54%
Judaism 50%
Christianity 33%
atheism 33%

I suspected as much. 63% Satanism is a tad surprising.

Hmm..interesting results for me.

Agnosticism: 100%
Islam: 67%
Atheism: 58%
Satanism: 54%
Buddhism: 54%
Paganism: 42%
Christianity: 38%
Judaism: 25%
Hinduism: 4%

I identify myself as an atheist, because I believe there is no such thing as the supernatural, though I accept that there is no proof or disproof of religion.

I find it interesting though I scored so high in Islam. It makes me even more curious about their beliefs.

Don't jump to conclusions.

What it says if you get satanism:

I didn't jump to conclusions. I assumed they meant that "type" of satanism, and it still isn't accurate.

I think their definition of Satanism is misleading, but missapplied regardless.

As Tactical Grace explained, existentialism and moral relativism are not satanism.

...I find it interesting though I scored so high in Islam. It makes me even more curious about their beliefs.

Seconded.

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 88%

Satanism 63%

Buddhism 54%

agnosticism 54%

Paganism 46%

Islam 33%

Christianity 29%

Judaism 21%

Hinduism 13%

Close enough I guess.

Although it's not that I strongly believe that there's no god, it's more that I don't believe in one. If you can tell the difference.

You scored as Christianity.

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 71%
Buddhism 46%
Islam 46%
Judaism 38%
Hinduism 33%
Paganism 25%
agnosticism 17%
Satanism 13%
atheism 0%

I gathered as much. Although, the Buddhism and Islam being that high is interesting.

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 79%

atheism 67%

Satanism 63%

Paganism 58%

Islam 46%

Buddhism 42%

Judaism 17%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 8%


___

And I grew up in a Hindu home, too....

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%
Islam 67%
Christianity 58%
Buddhism 58%
Hinduism 46%
atheism 46%
Satanism 42%
Paganism 38%
Judaism 38%

Weird how Islam is so high up there... some of the answers weren't accurate reflections of my views though. :p

I didn't jump to conclusions. I assumed they meant that "type" of satanism, and it still isn't accurate.

I think their definition of Satanism is misleading, but missapplied regardless.

As Tactical Grace explained, existentialism and moral relativism are not satanism.
You assumed that the quiz maker is christian, you also assumed that he/she/it was trying on purpose to label atheists as satanists.

The quiz makers appearantly do think moral relativism and existentialism is what Satanism is about, they may be wrong it is just an online quiz.

You assumed that the quiz maker is christian, you also assumed that he/she/it was trying on purpose to label atheists as satanists.

The quiz makers appearantly do think moral relativism and existentialism is what Satanism is about, they may be wrong it is just an online quiz.

LOL. Actually you make many false assumptions about my critique of the quiz. You should look at what I actually wrote, rather than what you assume that I assumed.

You scored as Buddhism.

Buddhism 83%
Islam 75%
Judaism 67%
Christianityv67%
Agnosticism 67%
Paganism 50%
Atheism 38%
Hinduism 33%
Satanism 29%

I'm a bad Jew :(, heh

You scored as agnosticism.
In short your a relgious pussy. You were probably raised religous but born with a big brain. Now that your grown up you have a hard time believing in some all powerfull deity who refuses to show any proof of its exitance but you don't have the stones to say so.

agnosticism

92%
Islam

71%
atheism

63%
Christianity

58%
Satanism

50%
Buddhism

50%
Judaism

50%
Paganism

42%
Hinduism

38%


at least Islam was better thought through than Chistianity

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism 100%
Islam 71%
Buddhism 63%
Atheism 54%
Judaism 54%
Hinduism 50%
Paganism 42%
Satanism 42%
Christianity 38%

LOL. Actually you make many false assumptions about my critique of the quiz. You should look at what I actually wrote, rather than what you assume that I assumed.
Perhaps I misinterpreted but I am looking at what you actually wrote.

The quiz seems to have many goofy biases. Particularly towards labeling non-Christians "Satanists."
Why not just say labeling atheists and agnostics "Satanists" if you didn't assume he was christian? Why say it had biases and not mistakes if you don't think he did it on purpose?

You scored as Islam.



Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

75%
Christianity

63%
agnosticism

63%
Satanism

58%
Paganism

33%
atheism

33%
Buddhism

29%
Judaism

25%
Hinduism

4%

I find this very interesting but also very confusing and conflicting.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 83%

Buddhism 71%
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Satanism 58%

Paganism 50%

Judaism 42%

Islam 42%

agnosticism 33%

Christianity 29%

Hinduism 0%

Wow, I scored quite high on Buddhism, a faith I know very little about... Maybe worth looking into that one... :p

Why isn't evolution is on the list of religions?

I can't wait until Darwin returns!

Oh yeah, the above is definitely not bias. :rolleyes:

What's so Satanic about existentialism and moral relativism?

Glad my Christianity and Judaism scores were low. Ugh.

Seeing how I was "Christianity 71%, Satanism 67%" I'd say it's just a coinky dink.

lol...i am an agnostic, so this is definitely accurate. I also really admire Buddhism and have Buddhist leanings, so it makes sense that it is tied for second.

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
100%

Buddhism
75%

Satanism
75%

Islam
67%

atheism
58%

Judaism
33%

Paganism
33%

Christianity
33%

Hinduism
25%

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

83%

agnosticism

75%

Buddhism

58%

Islam

54%

Paganism

54%

atheism

46%

Christianity

42%

Judaism

38%

Hinduism

33%


Raised as a Christian. huh. :p

You scored as Christianity.

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 92%
Buddhism 50%
Judaism 46%
Islam 33%
Paganism 25%
Hinduism 17%
Satanism 4%
agnosticism0%
atheism 0%

I'm not surprised by this whatsoever. I am a very devout Catholic thus the 92% in Christianity. Many Christian values fall in line with Judaism and Islam therefore the 46% and 33% respectively. The 50% Buddhist not surprising to me either because I often meditate which is something highly recommended by the Catholic Church.

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

96%

agnosticism

83%

atheism

83%

Paganism

79%

Hinduism

75%

Islam

63%

Buddhism

54%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

25%

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

100%
atheism

75%
Paganism

75%
agnosticism

67%
Buddhism

38%
Christianity

33%
Islam

33%
Judaism

17%
Hinduism

0%

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 71%
agnosticism 71%
atheism 71%
Buddhism 63%
Paganism 54%
Judaism 42%
Christianity 25%
Islam 13%
Hinduism 0%

Mostly accurate. I'm not exactly a satanist or an agnostic or an atheist, but I guess you could call me a humanistic satanist. I would have reversed Buddhism and Paganism too (and not asked specifically wiccan questions to judge paganism), but I've been wrong before.

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 92%
atheism 88%
agnosticism 79%
Islam 63%
Buddhism 54%
Judaism 42%
Paganism 29%
Christianity 25%
Hinduism 25%

Ahem...:eek:

agnosticism 83%
Islam 54%
Christianity 54%
Satanism 46%
Paganism 42%
atheism 42%
Buddhism 38%
Hinduism 33%
Judaism 25%

Agnosticism...the one true religion.
And I so wanted to be Jewish.

You scored as <b>atheism</b>. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying
daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Atheism 100%
Satanism 92%
Paganism 79%
Buddhism 63%
Agnosticism 38%
Judaism 38%
Islam 21%
Hinduism 17%
Christianity 13%

Yea, that's about right.

You scored as Buddhism.
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.
Buddhism
83%
Paganism
75%
Satanism
67%
Islam
33%
Christianity
33%
atheism
25%
Judaism
17%
Hinduism
17%
agnosticism
0%

No big shock there.

You scored as Buddhism.

Buddhism
79%

agnosticism
63%

Paganism
63%

Hinduism
58%

Islam
50%

Christianity
46%

Judaism
42%

Satanism
38%

atheism
8%

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

100%

Satanism

71%

Paganism

63%

Buddhism

58%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

25%

Islam

21%

agnosticism

8%

Hinduism

0%

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism:
100%

Satanism:
92%

agnosticism:
67%

Judaism:
42%

Islam:
42%

Paganism:
38%

Buddhism:
33%

Christianity:
17%

Hinduism:
0%

Sounds about right.

atheism
100%

Satanism
83%

agnosticism
71%

Paganism
58%

Buddhism
50%

Judaism
29%

Islam
29%

Christianity
25%

Hinduism
13%

Christianity 83%
Buddhism 46%
Paganism 33%
Islam 33%
Judaism 25%
Hinduism 25%
agnosticism 25%
atheism 8%
Satanism 4%

-snip-
Holy shit, how did you even find this thread? It's bloody one and a half months old!

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Buddhism 67%
Satanism 67%
agnosticism 46%
Islam 42%
Judaism 33%
Paganism 29%
Hinduism 17%
Christianity 13%


Wow.

Thats pretty much exactly where I would put these if I were to choose the results myself.

This is the most accurate poll I think Ive ever done on this forum on one of these threads.

Wich religion is best for me?

None of em..they all suck balls!

Wewt!

atheism

100%
Buddhism

75%
Paganism

71%
Satanism

71%
Judaism

50%
Islam

38%
agnosticism

38%
Hinduism

33%
Christianity

29%

-- " Holy shit, how did you even find this thread? It's bloody one and a half months old! " --


Was sifting through the NS pics, then that led me to search posts and check on a couple people that I haven't seen around since I've been back .. and that led me to this thread lol. :p

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 71%

Christianity 67%

Satanism 67%

atheism 63%

Paganism 63%

Buddhism 54%

Islam 42%

Judaism 38%

Hinduism 33%

Well, So I'm an uncertain Christian Satanist.

Lovely. :)


Actually, by looking at your numbers, I'd say youre an Uncertain Christian Satanist, who doesnt believe any of it, and worships the weather, seeking to become one with ALL, or else you'll declare a jyhad, for wich youve been saving youre pennies since your Barmitzvah, and you occasionally eat curry.

Numbers never lie.

atheism

100%
Satanism

79%
Paganism

67%
Judaism

33%
agnosticism

33%
Islam

33%
Buddhism

25%
Christianity

21%
Hinduism

0%

Interesting! Although how I got 100% atheist when I am a devout Jedi, I don't know.

You scored as Christianity

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save

Christianity
92%

Islam
54%

Paganism
42%

Judaism
42%

Satanism
38%

Hinduism
25%

agnosticism
21%

Buddhism
17%

atheism
4%


Pretty clear winner in there for me though that is the result I expected.

briefly...

Christianity - Judaism - Buddhism- agnosticism.
( no surprise )
very low scores ( below 20) for islam, paganism, atheism and satanism.
( no surprise either, I utterly destest each and every one of those )

briefly...

Christianity - Judaism - Buddhism- agnosticism.
( no surprise )
very low scores ( below 20) for islam, paganism, atheism and satanism.
( no surprise either, I utterly destest each and every one of those )


I bet if we were locked in a room for three days, and forced to discuss religion, only one of us would leave alive.

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism - 88%
atheism - 79%
Satanism - 79%
Buddhism - 54%
Judaism - 50%
Paganism - 42%
Islam - 33%
Christianity - 25%
Hinduism - 4%

I wouldn't say I detest any religion, people have a right to believe what they want. I believe Christianity and if they leave me be with my faith I'll leave them be with their own.

You scored as atheism.


You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 88%
Satanism 71%
agnosticism 71%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 42%
Buddhism 42%
Christianity 17%
Islam 13%
Hinduism 0%


Hail satan? I tend to rate myself as an agnostic if it matters.

Christianity
92%

Satanism
38%

Pretty clear winner in there for me though that is the result I expected.

There is still evil in you yet. I don't think that you'll be going to heaven...

There is still evil in you yet. I don't think that you'll be going to heaven...


Wich means hes a lucky bastard.

Nope, there's potential for evil in everyone and everyone does evil things, its what you do about them which counts.:)

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 79%
atheism 58%
Satanism 58%
Buddhism 54%
agnosticism 50%
Hinduism 42%
Islam 38%
Christianity 21%
Judaism 21%

Hmmm... I didn't really care for this test. A couple of questions had parts where I agreed to one part and not another. Meh. (It was right, though, I am a Pagan, but I knew basically what to answer to get that result).

SelectSmart has a much better religion selector:

http://selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

Nope, there's potential for evil in everyone and everyone does evil things, its what you do about them which counts.:)
Just face it mate, you're doomed! You might as well become a satanist now. Get on the devils good side. You'll avoid a lot of pain in the afterlife if you do this now.

Who said that getting on the good side of Satan would help in hell anyway, the Bible actually says that he's thrown into the lake of fire with the sinners (ergo he's also being punished.)

Everyone's got evil in them, that's what separates us from God.:(

Who said that getting on the good side of Satan would help in hell anyway, the Bible actually says that he's thrown into the lake of fire with the sinners (ergo he's also being punished.)

Everyone's got evil in them, that's what separates us from God.:(


Are you implying that God doesnt know the concept of evil?
I would find that hard to swallow, if he truly created everything.
Maybe you mean he isnt capable of evil?
Well that would mean he isnt truly omnipotent, wouldnt it?

Or maybe you mean that "God just doesnt do evil stuff"?
Because we all know thats hardly true.

Who said that getting on the good side of Satan would help in hell anyway, the Bible actually says that he's thrown into the lake of fire with the sinners (ergo he's also being punished.)

Everyone's got evil in them, that's what separates us from God.:(

Not everyone gets punished in hell. It's not such a bad place. You shouldn't listen to all that bad publicity.

I bet if we were locked in a room for three days, and forced to discuss religion, only one of us would leave alive.

Yep.
Me :)

The 'forced to' may be the relevant bit.
As you may imagine, a chap who has both strong christian and agnostic streaks, is unlikely to spend his days chattering about religion at any rate.
The 'undecided/leans to' - category.

You scored as Islam.



Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

58%
Buddhism

50%
Christianity

46%
Paganism

46%
agnosticism

46%
Satanism

42%
Judaism

38%
atheism

29%
Hinduism

21%

IT CANT BE!

Are you implying that God doesnt know the concept of evil?
I would find that hard to swallow, if he truly created everything.
Maybe you mean he isnt capable of evil?
Well that would mean he isnt truly omnipotent, wouldnt it?

Or maybe you mean that "God just doesnt do evil stuff"?
Because we all know thats hardly true.

God understands evil as he understands people, evil is caused by the weakness of man, God does not have this weakness which is why he doesn't slip up like us and sin.

You scored as Islam.
SNIP
IT CANT BE!

:p Fruitbat!

God understands evil as he understands people, evil is caused by the weakness of man, God does not have this weakness which is why he doesn't slip up like us and sin.
Heh heh...religious people are funny!

Yes we are, thankyou.:D

God understands evil as he understands people, evil is caused by the weakness of man, God does not have this weakness which is why he doesn't slip up like us and sin.

You sound like you were conditioned to give this response.

Ask yourself how you can claim to know the mind of god?
How do you know what god knows, and what he does not?
How can you presume to know what weakness god does or does not have?

Lets not argue about wether or not he exists, lets talk about interpereting God as you see fit.

Evil is not caused by mans weakness, its caused by his deeds.
Men judge each other by what they do, and lets face it, if we apply the same method to God....he fails miserably, for he DOES nothing.

atheism - 100%

Satanism -92%

Paganism - 83%

agnosticism - 71%

Buddhism - 50%

Judaism - 33%

Islam - 25%

Christianity - 17%

Hinduism - 8%

------------------------

Not very surprised, except for the Satanist thing.

Satanism 83%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 75%
agnosticism 71%
Christianity 42%
atheism 42%
Paganism 33%
Hinduism 29%
Judaism 29%

What is Satanism?

Satanism 83%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 75%
agnosticism 71%
Christianity 42%
atheism 42%
Paganism 33%
Hinduism 29%
Judaism 29%

What is Satanism?

Theres two kinds, basically:

One that doesnt actually worship the devil, or anything else, and one that does.
The ones that actually do worship "satan" are kinda rare.

Oh yeah, the above is definitely not bias. :rolleyes:

What's so Satanic about existentialism and moral relativism?

Glad my Christianity and Judaism scores were low. Ugh.

No score for Scientology I see...

Which one am I, lol?

agnosticism 83%

Paganism 63%

atheism 58%

Satanism 54%

Buddhism 42%

Judaism 21%

Hinduism 17%

Islam 17%

Christianity 4%

Paganism - 71%
Buddhism - 71%
Satanism - 67%
atheism - 46%
Islam - 38%
Hinduism - 33%
agnosticism - 29%
Judaism - 29%
Christianity - 21%

Yep, that seems about right...and apparently Revasser and I should consider starting a cult together.

No score for Scientology I see...


Nope.

Scientologists just make up everything, including numbers.

Eheheh:D :D :D



You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 96% ;)
Satanism 79% :gundge:
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 42%
Islam 38% :gundge:
Buddhism 38%
Judaism 33% :gundge:
Christianity 13% :gundge:
Hinduism 0% :confused:

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 92%
Satanism 88%
Buddhism 88%
agnosticism 79%
Paganism 75%
Islam 50%
Judaism 25%
Christianity 17%
Hinduism 4%


Anyone else find it odd Satanism ranks so high with so many people? I am infact an atheist, although I don't see sufficent evidence to rule one way or the other on the existance of god I find it unlikely that he's a benevolent or particularly active entity.

I do own buddhist texts, so seeing Buddhism so high isn't a surprise.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 88%:eek:

Paganism 83%:rolleyes:

atheism 75%:fluffle:

agnosticism 67%:eek:

Islam 58%:gundge:

Buddhism 50%:(

Judaism 33%:mp5:

Christianity 29%:upyours:

Hinduism 13%:sniper:

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism.

Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 83%
Paganism 75%
Hinduism 71%
Christianity 58%
atheism 54%
Islam 50%
Judaism 50%
agnosticism 33%
Satanism 33%


The big surprise there is that I appear to be simultaneously more Christian and Atheist than I am Agnostic. Also, I expected Paganism and Hinduism to be slightly higher than that.

A big problem with the questions is, of course, that they assume a certain understanding of God even if you don't believe in that understanding; which is why, of course, the Monotheisms and Atheism are so close together in my ranking, since they generally assign the same definition to God which I find similarly flawed.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism.

Buddhism 83%
Paganism 79%
Satanism 58%
Judaism 50%
Hinduism 50%
agnosticism 33%
Islam 25%
Christianity 21%
atheism 17%

Eeh...kind of....didn't seem like there were too many questions in there that could result in sheer paganism....oh well, i always thought they were kind of similar anyways.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 92%
atheism 88%
agnosticism 67%
Buddhism 63%
Islam 58%
Paganism 42%
Judaism 38%
Christianity 25%
Hinduism 25%


Hmm, didn't expect those results. Oh well, at least I'm not a Christian...

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

agnosticism 92%

Satanism 92%

Buddhism 71%

atheism 67%

Judaism 42%

Paganism 42%

Islam 38%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 17%

Not too surprising...

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism
83%

Satanism
83%

agnosticism
63%

Paganism
58%

Buddhism
54%

Judaism
21%

Islam
21%

Christianity
13%

Hinduism
8%

Are you all ready for one helluva surprise?:

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

atheism

100%
Satanism

100%
Buddhism

75%
Paganism

75%
agnosticism

50%
Judaism

21%
Hinduism

17%
Islam

8%
Christianity

0%

It is official: I ma going to Hell on several counts.:rolleyes:

No one.

oh, there was a test. sorry.

P.S. If you want to put me in religion frame, than this test results could be quite true. However, I object to 50% Christianity score. While, I could hold moral values that are similar to ones found in holy texts, I do not in any way associate myself with Christianity, and it is quite insulting for me.

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Buddhism

71%
Satanism

71%
agnosticism

67%
atheism

67%
Paganism

50%
Christianity

33%
Judaism

33%
Islam

13%
Hinduism

8%

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 79%
Islam 42%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 38%
Satanism 29%
agnosticism 21%
Hinduism 17%
Paganism 8%
atheism 0%

not surprised...though I thought I'd score more in the Christianity one, being a Christian. o.0 Ah well..

And now, my Wifes results:

You scored as Buddhism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

92%
Paganism

71%
agnosticism

67%
Christianity

63%
Hinduism

54%
Satanism

54%
Islam

25%
atheism

17%
Judaism

17%

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
agnosticism 75%
Satanism 67%
Paganism 58%
Buddhism 54%
Christianity 21%
Judaism 17%
Hinduism 17%
Islam 17%

Why would I be more Satanism? To be that, I'd have to believe in Satan.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 96%
Satanism 88%
Islam 67%
Paganism 63%
Buddhism 58%
agnosticism 54%
Judaism 50%
Christianity 33%
Hinduism 13%

i'd have thought islam and hinduism would have been the other way round. and i'm certainly not satanistic. i am an atheist though so the test does know something.

{snip}
Why would I be more Satanism? To be that, I'd have to believe in Satan.

Not really. You have to believe in Satan to be a Devil worshipper. Satanists however believe in no god outside of themselves.

On that note: I notice a lot of posters score rather high for Satanism. I knew that NSG was one of the circles of Hell. Welcome to the darkside everyone.:D

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

88%
Satanism

83%
Buddhism

71%
Paganism

63%
Islam

54%
Judaism

50%
agnosticism

50%
Christianity

4%
Hinduism




I know this already.

Well, this was interesting

100% satanism
96% atheism
71%agnosticism
54%paganism
42%buddahism
29%islam
17%hinduism
8%judaism
4%christianity

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

I'm a little surprised by the satanism, but I'll do the research it says to do, but then again I feel much more atheist than anything else

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 79%
agnosticism 71%
Islam 63%
Buddhism 54%
Satanism 42%
Paganism 38%
Judaism 29%
Hinduism 25%
Christianity 17%

Well, I'm not surprised by the overall result. What I am surprised by is my affinity for Islam.

Agnosticism - 75%
Satanism - 75%
Buddhism - 71%
Paganism - 71%
Islam - 67%
Atheism - 50%
Christianity - 38%
Hinduism - 38%
Judaism - 38%


Huh. . . I've always considered myself an agnostic, but satanism?

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
atheism 67%
Buddhism 50%
Paganism 33%
agnosticism 33%
Christianity 0%
Judaism 0%
Hinduism 0%
Islam 0%

Those zeroes at the bottom were predictable. I've always considered myself an agnostic athiest, but I'm not surprised by Paganism's appearnce there. Buddhism, though - that's unexpected.

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity
83%

Buddhism
46%

Judaism
42%

Paganism
33%

Islam
29%

Hinduism
17%

agnosticism
0%

Satanism
0%

atheism
0%

:cool:

what does #3 mean

"sex is woman's right and not a man's"

men don't have the right to have sex? or women only get to choose when to have sex? or we all have a right to sex? or nobody has a right to sex?

I refuse to take the quiz... too many questions poorly worded.


*sulks back into oblivion*

what does #3 mean

"sex is woman's right and not a man's"

men don't have the right to have sex? or women only get to choose when to have sex? or we all have a right to sex? or nobody has a right to sex?

I refuse to take the quiz... too many questions poorly worded.


*sulks back into oblivion*

Yay! Smunkee! We missed you!

Oh. :( She went. :(

what does #3 mean

"sex is woman's right and not a man's"

men don't have the right to have sex? or women only get to choose when to have sex? or we all have a right to sex? or nobody has a right to sex?

I refuse to take the quiz... too many questions poorly worded.


*sulks back into oblivion*


Yeah, that was a weird question. :confused:

Yay! Smunkee! We missed you!

Oh. :( She went. :(
I got some stuff in order, I will be lurking a little, posting when I see something postable, but you won't see much of me.........(see, you can't see me now since I am hiding...shhh don't look......if I can't see you, then you can't see me)

oh, and it annoys me when questions are unlcear, I get the same thing on the political compass test, it asks what I think, but what I think and what I think the govt. should do are almost always very different things.

I got some stuff in order, I will be lurking a little, posting when I see something postable, but you won't see much of me.........(see, you can't see me now since I am hiding...shhh don't look......if I can't see you, then you can't see me)

oh, and it annoys me when questions are unlcear, I get the same thing on the political compass test, it asks what I think, but what I think and what I think the govt. should do are almost always very different things.

And there is no discernable difference between 'no' and 'I don't give a shit'.

I found out I'm an Agnostic Satanist (apparently), so I wouldn't set TOO much store in it anyway.

BTW: I can hear you, but I can't see you... just your hands... is that where you went? :)

And there is no discernable difference between 'no' and 'I don't give a shit'.

I found out I'm an Agnostic Satanist (apparently), so I wouldn't set TOO much store in it anyway.
yeah, I took a test once doing what I believe and they said I was a conservative, then I went through and did what I believe the govt. should do and got anarchist :confused: the economic thingy on it said capitalist both times though so that was comforting

BTW: I can hear you, but I can't see you... just your hands... is that where you went? :)
I put gloves on......can you see me now?*


*okay I so heard the cell phone commercial guy's voice then.... :eek:

Buddhism 71%


Hinduism 71%


agnosticism 67%


Islam 54%


Christianity 54%


Judaism 54%


Paganism 42%


Satanism 29%


atheism 29%

Well, there you are. I don't at all how I'm a devil worshipper though. Isn't that what Satanism is? Then again, I'm not an atheist ether. Guess you just have to go majority...though technically, I'm a Christian.

what does #3 mean

"sex is woman's right and not a man's"

men don't have the right to have sex? or women only get to choose when to have sex? or we all have a right to sex? or nobody has a right to sex?

I refuse to take the quiz... too many questions poorly worded.


*sulks back into oblivion*

I agree. The one that really annoyed me was: "All life organisms alive today were created through random processes."

So I'll join you in boycotting the test.

atheism92%
Satanism88%
agnosticism79%
Islam67%
Buddhism67%
Paganism38%
Judaism33%
Christianity0%
Hinduism0%

I'm shocked I'm seconded as a Satanist, plus by the fact I'm more likely to be a Muslim than a Jew. Paganism and Budhism are ok.

atheism92%
Satanism88%
agnosticism79%
Islam67%
Buddhism67%
Paganism38%
Judaism33%
Christianity0%
Hinduism0%

I'm shocked I'm seconded as a Satanist, plus by the fact I'm more likely to be a Muslim than a Jew. Paganism and Budhism are ok.

what does #3 mean

"sex is woman's right and not a man's"

men don't have the right to have sex? or women only get to choose when to have sex? or we all have a right to sex? or nobody has a right to sex?

I refuse to take the quiz... too many questions poorly worded.


*sulks back into oblivion*

If the statement is poorly worded, then wouldn't you disagree with it?

I thought the test was very well constructed, since it was just agree/disagree. If you think the statement is correct, you agree. If you don't think that (possibly because you think the statement is nonsensical), then you disagree.

I havn't taken the test, but on a similar one I got 100% Secular Humanist.

If the statement is poorly worded, then wouldn't you disagree with it?

I thought the test was very well constructed, since it was just agree/disagree. If you think the statement is correct, you agree. If you don't think that (possibly because you think the statement is nonsensical), then you disagree.
didn't think about it like that. ;)

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

100%

Satanism

100%

agnosticism

67%

Buddhism

58%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Christianity

4%

Hinduism

0%

Satanism 71%

Christianity 69%

Buddhism 63%

Paganism 50%

Judaism 42%

Islam 34%

agnosticism 33%

Hinduism 25%

atheism 4%

Hardly surprising; I do have some controversial beliefs for a Catholic.

Well, now I took it. The results are not suprising, although I thought Judaism would rank higher then christianity, being at least nominally a Jew.


atheism

88%
Paganism

71%
Satanism

54%
agnosticism

50%
Buddhism

38%
Christianity

33%
Judaism

29%
Islam

8%
Hinduism

4%

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

100%
Satanism

50%
Paganism

38%
Judaism

33%
agnosticism

33%
Islam

17%
Buddhism

17%
Christianity

13%
Hinduism

0%

Cool - I scored as Christian
(Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.)
And, I actually am christian! Therefore, I am honest when I go to church, Reconciliation and so on! Awesome! ;)

I scored like 98% Christian, and I am, but how the hell does everyone get at least 50% Satanism? (No pun intended):sniper:

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

So, an unsure Buddhist, which sounds exactly like me. Cool.

agnosticism
75%

Buddhism
63%

Paganism
58%

Islam
54%

atheism
54%

Satanism
46%

Christianity
33%

Hinduism
25%

Judaism
25%

You scored as Islam :headbang:

Islam 67%

agnosticism 63%

Christianity 58%

atheism 54%

Judaism 54%

Satanism 50%

Paganism 46%

Buddhism 38%

Hinduism 33%


*well..... im not a fan of islam, but atleast its monotheist. surprised i got 50% on satanism :eek:

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 75%

Paganism 75%

Islam 63%

agnosticism 58%

Buddhism 54%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 29%

atheism 21%

Hinduism 17%


Gee, how'd I get that? Surprized how low of a score I got on Judaism too, considering I am Jewish (not religious at all, but Jewish nonetheless)

You answered your own question. The fact that you aren't a religious Jew is why it was so low on your list. It means that there are probably quite a few things about Judaism you don't agree with, which would have showed up in your answers. I was baptised a Catholic, i went to church as a kid, yet it was last on my list because i disagree with most of the things it preaches. I don't consider myself to be a Catholic, but according to the church, i am.

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
atheism 75%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 67%
Paganism 50%
Christianity 25%
Islam 17%
Hinduism 13%
Judaism 4%Right.. I'm guessing all those N/A answers really were applicable somehow. For example "I am certain that no being higher than humans exists." - Just how is an atheist (which I happen to be) supposed to reply to that? I have no reason to believe there aren't more advanced sentients in the universe. Doesn't mean I have a "spiritual" bone in my body though.

The majority of the questions were un-answerable. I'm an agnostic atheist. I believe proving the supernatural, be it deities or goblins, is a logic impossibility. It is also my opinion that belief in the supernatural, is elevating irrationality to an artform, and most likely not a very desirable pasttime.

Still, humans need their illusions.

Wow, big surprise, since we're healthily skeptical non-churchgoers back at least a couple of generations on both sides of my family...

atheism 88%
Satanism 79%
agnosticism 75%
Paganism 71%
Islam 54%
Buddhism 46%
Judaism 42%
Christianity 33%
Hinduism 21%

Well, actually the satanism is a bit unexpected. If I question the existence of one, I'm not very likely to believe in the other, am I?

Some of the statements were a little screwy, though, like the one "Men and women are equal in the eyes of God". Well, as far as I'm concerned, men and women are equal, but the extremes are either "Agree" or "Disagree/NA". I didn't really want to say "Agree" even though I believe in equality, because I thought the question was tainted by the god reference, but I didn't want to go to the other extreme and click "NA", because it might be misconstrued as "Disagree" and the test would think I had Christian tendencies. And I didn't want to put anything in the middle because that would imply that I would compromise my belief in sexual equality. And there were a few others like that.

I didn't notice who the author of the test is, but I wonder if he or she realizes that some of the statements are a bit loaded and unanswerable --the "when did you stop beating your wife?" syndrome.

Islam92%
Judaism63%
agnosticism58%
Buddhism54%
Satanism46%
Christianity46%
Paganism33%
Hinduism 8%
atheism0%

hhhmmm I always did feel a bit of a pull towards Islam, big problem though both my parents are rigorously devote Catholics
can you spell Disenfranchisment?

Disenfranchisment.

Yups, I managed. Was it good for you too?

I had no problem choosing middle answers on the ones i didn't have an opinion on one way or the other, i am an agnostic after all...lol. I don't even know if i believe in any sort of higher power, but the number one answer i got is a religion i could believe in completely if i was going to choose one, so i'm not bothered by the answer. Then again, i do consider myself to be somewhat spiritual, just not religious.

Tied between christianity and agnostic then a tie for third between hindu and buddhist

I took the tiebreaker question both ways just to see what happened




Christianity

54%
agnosticism

54%
Buddhism

46%
Hinduism

46%
Judaism

38%
Islam

38%
Satanism

25%
Paganism

25%
atheism

21%

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
96%
Islam
71%
atheism
67%
Buddhism
63%
Satanism
54%
Paganism
46%
Judaism
42%
Hinduism
25%
Christianity
17%

Just as I thought:D... Althought I'm not sure why islam is my second highest:confused:

A rather simplistic test, nothing I didnt already know.

My test results:
You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism
92%
Satanism
92%
Buddhism
83%
agnosticism
75%
Islam
58%
Paganism
50%
Judaism
33%
Christianity
21%
Hinduism
8%

The idiot who created this test should go to school and maybe learn more about religion in general.

I scored like 98% Christian, and I am, but how the hell does everyone get at least 50% Satanism? (No pun intended):sniper:

Ha, I got less than 50% satanism.

Hmm, well, I knew that I was agnostic, so I guess this about follows.

agnosticism 96%

atheism 79%

Islam 63%

Satanism 63%

Paganism 58%

Buddhism 54%

Judaism 33%

Christianity 33%

Hinduism 0%