NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/

well, are you?

(don't cheat with google/wikipedia. The monkey will get mad and come kill you in your sleep.)

You scored: 9 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 5 out of 15 right.

*dances*

Your Final Quiz Score: 35 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 17 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 85th percentile.
(85% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 4
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 4
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 5
-- Not something to be proud of.

Your Final Quiz Score: 37 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 88th percentile.
(88% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

I got a 61.6...D- :( Some of those questions were ridiculous though...

Your Final Quiz Score: 41 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 93rd percentile.
(93% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 13
Monkey's score: 3
-- Excellent work.

Science/Technology
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 6
-- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 1
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/spank.gif
I beat the monkey by 27 points

I beat the monkey, without even resorting to distracting it with shiny objects. My answers for Random Trivia were pretty low though.

Your Final Quiz Score: 40 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60

You scored in the 92nd percentile.
(92% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 4
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 3
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 4
-- Good but not great.

Monkey got SPANKED. XD

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 3
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 3
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 3
-- Well done.
Random Trivia
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 1
-- Good but not great.

Stupid monkey!

Your Final Quiz Score: 29 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 23 right out of 60

Congratulations on defeating the lowly monkey, yet it would have been nice had you crushed him in battle more definitively. Not a bad showing overall, however one would have expected the human score to far exceed that of the ape. You have represented your species not excellently but competently. Good job overall. You have delt the monkey a blow to his confidence.

You scored in the 66th percentile.
(66% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 5
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 4
-- You might have done better.

Science/Technology
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 6
-- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 6
Monkey's score: 8
-- Awful, just awful.

*notices there were more questions*
*grunts*
*walks away*

Geography
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 6
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 3
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 4
-- Good but not great.

[impersonation = Sean Connery]
I spanked it long and I spanked it hard.
[/impersation]

Your Final Quiz Score: 33 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 12 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 80th percentile.
(80% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 3
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 2
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 2
Monkey's score: 2
-- Rather embarrassing, wouldn't you say?

Random Trivia
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 5
-- Good but not great.

I am just awful at science. Least I tied with the monkey at it. ;)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 1
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 6
-- You might have done better.
Science/Technology
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 2
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 3
-- Regrettably close scores.

You scored in the 77th percentile.
(77% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Your Final Quiz Score: 59 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 99th percentile.
(99% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 2
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 14
Monkey's score: 4
-- Excellent work.
Science/Technology
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 5
-- Bravo, you put him to shame.

Random Trivia
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 3
-- Magnificently played.

Your Final Quiz Score: 50 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 18 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 97th percentile.
(97% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 5
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 13
Monkey's score: 5
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 5
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 13
Monkey's score: 3
-- Magnificently played.

Yay for Guessing !!!! :eek:

Your Final Quiz Score: 42 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 16 right out of 60

You scored in the 93rd percentile.
(93% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 1
-- Excellent work.

Science/Technology
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 6
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 5
-- Good but not great.

Your Final Quiz Score: 36 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 86th percentile.
(86% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 3
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 4
-- Nicely done.

Science and Technology:
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 3
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 4
-- Regrettably close scores.

As usual, I fail at random trivia. Regardless, I still spanked the monkey! :)

Your Final Quiz Score: 59 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 99th percentile.
(99% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 2
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 14
Monkey's score: 4
-- Excellent work.
Science/Technology
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 5
-- Bravo, you put him to shame.

Random Trivia
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 3
-- Magnificently played.

*STARE* How did you get 59/60? Asbena is a GENIUS! *bows to his greatness*

congrats on 2500 posts, btw.

Your Final Quiz Score: 22 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 18 right out of 60

What should have been a glorious triumph of man over ape ended up a narrow victory. Congratulations on defeating the monkey. However, the final scores are close. One would expect that the human would thoroughly trounce the ape in a battle of wits. Because you have not definitively asserted your superiority, the monkey remains unconvinced of his secondary status.

You scored in the 33rd percentile.
(33% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

*STARE* How did you get 59/60? Asbena is a GENIUS! *bows to his greatness*

congrats on 2500 posts, btw.

Most likely cheated. Looked up all the answers. Yeah. That must be it. :)

*STARE* How did you get 59/60? Asbena is a GENIUS! *bows to his greatness*

congrats on 2500 posts, btw.

Actually the questions were all simple. X-X

Did you notice a pattern with them? Or the fact that over half was dealt with on a particular subject alone (exception being geo).

XD

Most likely cheated. Looked up all the answers. Yeah. That must be it. :)

LOL XD Sure...any others? My IQ test said 180. >.>

Actually the questions were all simple. X-X

Did you notice a pattern with them? Or the fact that over half was dealt with on a particular subject alone (exception being geo).

XD

screw Eut, I'm worshipping you as my god now!

screw Eut, I'm worshipping you as my god now!

I just might have to TG Eut to inform him of your betrayal. Be prepared to experience his wrath! :p

Not only am I smarter than a monkey - I have slightly better hygiene.

I just might have to TG Eut to inform him of your betrayal. Be prepared to experience his wrath! :p

his wrath (aka sergeant drill voice) doesn't scare me. His creepy old man complex does.

screw Eut, I'm worshipping you as my god now!

O.O!

ZOMFG! I even fail at trying to get a zero score!

Your Final Quiz Score: 3 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60

I am afraid you have not represented the human race very well on this quiz. A creature of primative intellect was able to defeat you in a battle of wits. Hold your head low, as you have lost a trivia challenge to a monkey. Know that you have brought great disgrace upon your species. The monkeys have triumphed today.

You scored in the 0th percentile.
(0% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

ZOMFG! I even fail at trying to get a zero score!

ROFLMAO LET ME TRY!

ZOMFG! I even fail at trying to get a zero score!

tsk tsk tsk. Then you fail at life. You obviously cannot measure up to God Asbena's greatness. :p

his wrath (aka sergeant drill voice) doesn't scare me. His creepy old man complex does.

It's a "dirty old man" complex.

yes
>_>
<_<

It's a "dirty old man" complex.

*shudders*

Your Final Quiz Score: 0 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 13 right out of 60

I am afraid you have not represented the human race very well on this quiz. A creature of primative intellect was able to defeat you in a battle of wits. Hold your head low, as you have lost a trivia challenge to a monkey. Know that you have brought great disgrace upon your species. The monkeys have triumphed today.

You scored in the 0th percentile.
(0% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 0
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite terrible, I'm afraid.

History
Your score: 0
Monkey's score: 3
-- Not your finest hour.
Science/Technology
Your score: 0
Monkey's score: 4
-- A rather ghastly performance.

Random Trivia
Your score: 0
Monkey's score: 2
-- Awful, just awful.

OWNED.

Here's what I got (I'll use Leonstein's post as a template for showing my scores).

Geography
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 5
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 2
-- Good job.

Science/Technology
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 3
-- Good job. (Hey, it's not my fault I've never heard of most of this stuff.)

Random Trivia
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 5
-- Nicely played.

31 out of a possible 60.

I call bollocks on the Science and Technology part. :p

Your Final Quiz Score: 34 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 82nd percentile.
(82% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Not that good, really. I'm a bit embarrassed tbh. I even got the 'which capital is furthest south one wrong' - the correct answer being my home country's capital!

Your Final Quiz Score: 34 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 12 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 82nd percentile.
(82% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 2
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 4
Monkey's score: 1
-- Good enough I suppose.
Random Trivia
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 5
-- Regrettably close scores.

:( I should have done better. I'm such an idiot to only get 34 correct.

Not that good, really. I'm a bit embarrassed tbh. I even got the 'which capital is furthest south one wrong' - the correct answer being my home country's capital!

That's not really such a bad thing. I mean, not everyone is taught absolutely everything, you know.

Not that good, really. I'm a bit embarrassed tbh. I even got the 'which capital is furthest south one wrong' - the correct answer being my home country's capital!


I don't even need to think about that one....if New Zealand wasn't the obvious choice I would have said Australia. Though Santiago and Canberra are very close...I think Canberra would still take it because its lat. is lower on GPS I think.

You are a dunce. Its you own nation and you forgot it!

:( I should have done better. I'm such an idiot to only get 34 correct.

You're such an idot for failing to understand what eighty-second percentile means.

You're such an idot for failing to understand what eighty-second percentile means.

Yep, it means 82% of the other people did WORSE then you.

You're such an idot for failing to understand what eighty-second percentile means.

Hahahaha. :p

screw Eut, I'm worshipping you as my god now!

Darnit Asbena. Now I have to hate you. :(

:eek: These questions were... questionable...
I blame my results on not being sufficiently old enough to have been around when most of these things happened/ the fact that I am not from America lol

Your Final Quiz Score: 19 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 23 right out of 60

I am afraid you have not represented the human race very well on this quiz. A creature of primative intellect was able to defeat you in a battle of wits. Hold your head low, as you have lost a trivia challenge to a monkey. Know that you have brought great disgrace upon your species. The monkeys have triumphed today.

You scored in the 18th percentile.
(18% of quiz takers scored worse than you) :p

56 out of 60 on my second go-thru. At least I'm good at remembering new things, eh?

Seriously. My school books never taught me about Max Planck. That alone says something. I guess this calls for some Wikipedia study!

:eek: These questions were... questionable...
I blame my results on not being sufficiently old enough to have been around when most of these things happened/ the fact that I am not from America lol


You don't have to be an American to answer these questions. Most of them are just general knowledge. I admit some of the questions are a bit obscure, but many of us will tell you that we've never been to the tallest waterfall in the world either.

You don't have to be an American to answer these questions. Most of them are just general knowledge. I admit some of the questions are a bit obscure, but many of us will tell you that we've never been to the tallest waterfall in the world either.

I happen to live in the country next door, so that one was relatively easy for me. Harder were the questions concerning games that I have never played.

Your Final Quiz Score: 54 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 18 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 97th percentile.
(97% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

I've always been a spanker of monkeys. :)

I've always been a spanker of monkeys. :)

*throws sand in your face*

HAH!

*snip*

Aren't you more 65-70% water?

*throws sand in your face*

HAH!

I learned another trick from monkeys;

*throws feces at you* :D

I learned another trick from monkeys;

*throws feces at you* :D

*dodges effortlessly and shoves a handful of sand down your throat*

EAT!

I am rather embarrased by my score. As my school's quizbowl captain, I should of goten a better score than I did. To tell you the truth, though, I thought the history questions to be a little pathetic.

Your Final Quiz Score: 35 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 84th percentile.
(84% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 2
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 1
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 6
-- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 2
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/

well, are you?

(don't cheat with google/wikipedia. The monkey will get mad and come kill you in your sleep.)

"Your Final Quiz Score: 33 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 17 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 80th percentile.
(80% of quiz takers scored worse than you)"

Not too bad.

I am rather embarrased by my score. As my school's quizbowl captain, I should of goten a better score than I did. To tell you the truth, though, I thought the history questions to be a little pathetic.

Well, to be honest, the quiz is full of questions that not many people are going to answer correctly.

Well, to be honest, the quiz is full of questions that not many people are going to answer correctly.

But still! If a person was to radomly walk up to me on the street and ask me who Dag Hammarskjöld was, I would be able to tell him. (Though, I have to admit I'd need Wikipedia to spell his name.) I should be able to get a better score than a 35.

Your Final Quiz Score: 37 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 88th percentile.
(88% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 13
Monkey's score: 3
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 2
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 2
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 4
-- Good but not great.

Your Final Quiz Score: 59 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 13 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 99th percentile.
(99% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 6
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 14
Monkey's score: 3
-- Excellent work.

Science/Technology
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 1
-- Bravo, you put him to shame.

Random Trivia
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 3
-- Magnificently played.

Part One
You scored: 9 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 4 out of 15 right.

Good job, you really showed the monkey who's boss. Congratulations on besting a lower primate. Scroll down to review your answers and see which ones you got wrong. Then continue to Part 2 of this quiz. Good luck on History trivia!
The "Part 2" Button is Down at the Bottom

You scored: 9 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 3 out of 15 right.

Good job, you triumphed over his simian intellect. But the monkey is confident in a comeback in Round 3. Scroll down to review your answers and see which ones you got wrong. Then continue to Part 3 of this quiz, Science and Technology.
The "Part 3" Button is Down at the Bottom
You scored: 7 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 4 out of 15 right.

Good job, you bested an animal lower on the food chain. Yet the scores were a little too close for comfort. Scroll down to review your answers and see which ones you got wrong. And try for a larger margin of victory in Part 4, the Miscellaneous category.
The "Part 4" Button is Down at the Bottom

You scored: 8 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 5 out of 15 right.

Nice work, you have proven humans are smarter than monkeys. Yet regretably the two scores were very close! Scroll down to review your answers and see which ones you got wrong. Then continue on to the final summary to see how you stacked up to the ape overall.
The "Final Summary" Button is Down at the Bottom
First 5 wrong:p

Your Final Quiz Score: 33 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 16 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 80th percentile.
(80% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 3
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 4
-- Good enough I suppose.
Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 5
-- Good but not great.

Science and Random really let me down.

*dodges effortlessly and shoves a handful of sand down your throat*

EAT!

don't I at least get a cola? :(

don't I at least get a cola? :(
Drown it with a bottle of Tobasco!

Drown it with a bottle of Tobasco!

Too mild. :p

Your Final Quiz Score: 42 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 16 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 93rd percentile.
(93% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

I just got my ass handed to me by a monkey, and I blame you, La dame....

Forgot to mention....I quit after the first round. I guess that makes a difference....monkey beat me by two and I'm goddamn bitter.

But still! If a person was to radomly walk up to me on the street and ask me who Dag Hammarskjöld was, I would be able to tell him. (Though, I have to admit I'd need Wikipedia to spell his name.) I should be able to get a better score than a 35.

Well, if some random person asked me to recite the entire history of the Sex Pistols, I could do just that. I could do likewise if another random person asked me about the history of the Eastern Roman Empire (though I wouldn't be quite as in-depth).

This quiz is full of obscure questions. That's why most people have gotten such low scores on it.

Too mild. :p
But it is Five Alarm.:(

Your Final Quiz Score: 32 right out of a possible 60 The Monkey's Final Score: 18 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely. You scored in the 76th percentile (76% of quiz takers scored worse than you.)

Geography: Your score: 10; Monkey's score: 2 -- Quite a sufficient job. w00t! king geographer! (never mind that its only 75%, thats a 1st at uni :p)
History: Your score: 10; Monkey's score: 6 -- Not too bad.
Science/Technology:Your score: 5; Monkey's score: 6 -- A rather ghastly performance. meh.
Random Trivia: Your score: 7; Monkey's score: 4 -- Good but not great. :p

Your Final Quiz Score: 21 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60

Congratulations on defeating the lowly monkey, yet it would have been nice had you crushed him in battle more definitively. Not a bad showing overall, however one would have expected the human score to far exceed that of the ape. You have represented your species not excellently but competently. Good job overall. You have delt the monkey a blow to his confidence.

You scored in the 28th percentile.
(28% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Your Final Quiz Score: 21 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60

Congratulations on defeating the lowly monkey, yet it would have been nice had you crushed him in battle more definitively. Not a bad showing overall, however one would have expected the human score to far exceed that of the ape. You have represented your species not excellently but competently. Good job overall. You have delt the monkey a blow to his confidence.

You scored in the 28th percentile.
(28% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Didn't pay attention in school huh? :eek:

Didn't pay attention in school huh? :eek:
I spent my time doing more important things like playing frogger on my cellphone.

Your Final Quiz Score: 37 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 88th percentile.
(88% of quiz takers scored worse than you)


Geography
Your score: 6
Monkey's score: 2
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 4
-- You might have done better.

Science/Technology
Your score: 15
Monkey's score: 6
-- Bravo, you put him to shame.

Random Trivia
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 2
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.


And the only reason I got 5 for history was because of the ancient history Q's :-\

Your Final Quiz Score: 27 right out of a possible 60. I beat the monkey and over half of you.

Your Final Quiz Score: 15 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 12 right out of 60

What should have been a glorious triumph of man over ape ended up a narrow victory. Congratulations on defeating the monkey. However, the final scores are close. One would expect that the human would thoroughly trounce the ape in a battle of wits. Because you have not definitively asserted your superiority, the monkey remains unconvinced of his secondary status.

(5% of quiz takers scored worse than you)
I suck. :( :( :(

Your Final Quiz Score: 41 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 19 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 93rd percentile.
(93% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

:D

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/spank.gif

Geography
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 6
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 5
-- Not too bad.
Science/Technology
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 5
-- Well done.
Random Trivia
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 3
-- Good but not great.

edit: I should really trust my instincts more often. So many of the questions that I got wrong my intial feeling was right. Like the Washington one, the Sega/Alex the Kidd one (I hated the stupid rock/paper/scissors game which you used to defeat the bosses), the Clark Gable one and the Nazi suicide one.

Geography
You scored: 12 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 5 out of 15 right.
--- No comment.
History
You scored: 5 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 0 out of 15 right.
--- Often mumbled while reading the questions, "WTF?!"
Science-Tech
You scored: 9 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 4 out of 15 right.
--- Much better than expected. When in doubt, trust the monkey!
Worthless Knowledge
You scored: 5 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 4 out of 15 right.
--- Yarr, I triumph again, yarr!
Summary
Your Final Quiz Score: 31 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 13 right out of 60
You scored in the 73rd percentile.

I don't do well in random trivia

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Your Final Quiz Score: 32 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 19 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 76th percentile.
(76% of quiz takers scored worse than you)
Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 4
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 4
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 6
-- Good enough I suppose.
Random Trivia
Your score: 4
Monkey's score: 5
-- Awful, just awful.

I rarely bother with those tests. I'm only here because I thought it was another Bush-bashing thread. :p

Simonist']I just got my ass handed to me by a monkey, and I blame you, La dame....

Forgot to mention....I quit after the first round. I guess that makes a difference....monkey beat me by two and I'm goddamn bitter.

Ouch...but but but. I didn't mean it. I just wanted to see who else got their asses kicked by a stupid monkey in the science area. ohhh...:( I'm going to leave in shame now...

Your Final Quiz Score: 47 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 13 right out of 60

You scored in the 96th percentile.
(96% of quiz takers scored worse than you) (Awesome :p)

Geography
Your score: 14
Monkey's score: 3
-- Quite well done.

History
Your score: 12
Monkey's score: 3
-- Nicely done.

Science/Technology
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 3
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 4
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

I guessed some of the random trivia and got lucky...

Your Final Quiz Score: 35 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 16 right out of 60

Well done, you have sent the monkey to his defeat. Your score is unquestionably higher, and thus the lowly monkey has been proven once again to be humankind's intellectual inferior. Good work, however your score does leave room for improvement. We should like to see the human dominate even more completely!

You scored in the 84th percentile.
(84% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 5
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 4
-- Not too bad.
Science/Technology
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 4
-- Good enough I suppose.

Random Trivia
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 3
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

Your Final Quiz Score: 36 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 12 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 86th percentile.
(86% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 11
Monkey's score: 6
-- Quite a sufficient job.

History
Your score: 7
Monkey's score: 2
-- Not too bad.

Science/Technology
Your score: 8
Monkey's score: 1
-- Well done.

Random Trivia
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 3
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

Some of those questions were astonishingly hard. I scored far more than I expected on Sci/Tech, and far less than I expected on History.
60% though, not too bad, though I was hoping for 40/60.
I spanked that monkey good...

You scored in the 96th percentile.
I think that's the best in thread. *awaits for that to be proved false*

I think that's the best in thread. *awaits for that to be proved false*Someone got 59/60. But I suspect foul play.

Someone got 59/60. But I suspect foul play.

Asbena and The Cat Tribes did. Asbena was the first, so now he's my god.

Someone got 59/60. But I suspect foul play.

Sure you do. >.> My CAPT scores were in the 99th percentile also ya know.
Ask me questions!

Asbena and The Cat Tribes did. Asbena was the first, so now he's my god.

Eh, I'm happy. :p

Asbena and The Cat Tribes did. Asbena was the first, so now he's my god.

I bet if I did it again I could get 60/60 easy. ^-^

I bet if I did it again I could get 60/60 easy. ^-^

If I did it again, *I* could get 60/60 too. They're the same questions.

Sure you do. >.> My CAPT scores were in the 99th percentile also ya know.
Ask me questions!

Too easy when you have google at your fingertips, buddy. :p

Too easy when you have google at your fingertips, buddy. :p

If he cheated, the monkey would've killed him already.

If he cheated, the monkey would've killed him already.
Who would cast the first feces?

Sure you do. >.> My CAPT scores were in the 99th percentile also ya know.
Ask me questions!
If I weren't asking the questions over the internet then maybe I'd believe you.

Here's a question though.

Name the media companies that produced 'The Madness of King George'. Name the piece of writing that this film was adapted from. Name the author of that piece of writing. Name the actor who played King George in the film. Name the TV series in which this actor wore a Shumag in a fake arab state whilst drinking orange juice.

Whilst these questions may seem obscure, the answers may be obtained by someone with no knowledge of what I'm talking about, by visiting a minimum of 4 webpages. Two of which would be www.google.com

edit: probably more like 6 webpages know that I come to think of it. Maybe four if you're clever.

>.>
Its multiple choice and is far simpler then movie trivia. Though I could use google and get it. ^-^

>.>
Its multiple choice and is far simpler then movie trivia. Though I could use google and get it. ^-^But you get my point about measuring intellect and the internet, right?

But you get my point about measuring intellect and the internet, right?

How dare you challenge Asbena's Godliness! :mad: :gundge:

But you get my point about measuring intellect and the internet, right?

Yes....but I swear I didn't google anything in. :O

How dare you challenge Asbena's Godliness! :mad: :gundge:

Lada should change her sig to "I am married to God Asbena!" :D

But you get my point about measuring intellect and the internet, right?

Meh. Who claimed the internet was an accurate measure of intellect?

I happen to get lucky on many portions of the monkey quiz. Merely because you have "sour grapes," you should not call my integrity into question.

Meh. Who claimed the internet was an accurate measure of intellect?

I happen to get lucky on many portions of the monkey quiz. Merely because you have "sour grapes," you should not call my integrity into question.

I feel the same way. Though I wonder which one I got wrong. x-x

Meh. Who claimed the internet was an accurate measure of intellect?

I happen to get lucky on many portions of the monkey quiz. Merely because you have "sour grapes," you should not call my integrity into question.I dunno, but I've got the impression that some people think internet IQ tests are accurate.

Meh, I didn't challenge LG's and Kanabia's results (both higher than mine), but then after reading a fair few of their posts I thought that them scoring that high is probably about right. However, 59 out of 60? Some of those questions were pretty obscure... well I suppose they were multiple choice, so you have a chance of guessing the right answer. Meh...

I feel the same way. Though I wonder which one I got wrong. x-xIt gave you a summary of the questions each time you completed a section, telling you who you answered, how the monkey answered and the right answer. Probably a bit late now for that infomation to be of use to you though.

Lada should change her sig to "I am married to God Asbena!" :D

better?

better?

Nope. Keep the old one and then do below it.

I am married to Asbena. :fluffle:

^-^

Nope. Keep the old one and then do below it.

I am married to Asbena. :fluffle:

^-^

well, too bad. This is what you're getting.

well, too bad. This is what you're getting.

Aww. ;-;
:( Made god cry.

Aww. ;-;
:( Made god cry.

Don't cry. Is this better then?

NOOO Revert! :o

NOOO Revert! :o

*sigh* You'd better appreciate this.

*sigh* You'd better appreciate this.

That's the problem with living, physical Gods, isn't it? They're so demanding.

*sigh* You'd better appreciate this.
I do appreciate it! *hugs* ^-^

That's the problem with living, physical Gods, isn't it? They're so demanding.

They are, but non-living metaphysical gods are even worse, because then people start doing everything in their names, like praying, drinking, killing, etc.

You scored: 10 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 5 out of 15 right.

lol...i scored better than the monkey in every category, but the technological one was really close. I got three, he got two.

Geography:

You scored: 13 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 5 out of 15 right.


History:

You scored: 13 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 1 out of 15 right.


Science:

You scored: 12 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 1 out of 15 right


Random Trivia:

You scored: 10 out of 15 right.
The monkey scored: 4 out of 15 right.

Sure you do. >.> My CAPT scores were in the 99th percentile also ya know.
Ask me questions!

As were my ACT scores, good for you.

I wonder if the monkey will ever get a 30. >.>

Your Final Quiz Score: 15 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 12 right out of 60

What should have been a glorious triumph of man over ape ended up a narrow victory. Congratulations on defeating the monkey. However, the final scores are close. One would expect that the human would thoroughly trounce the ape in a battle of wits. Because you have not definitively asserted your superiority, the monkey remains unconvinced of his secondary status.

(5% of quiz takers scored worse than you)
I suck. :( :( :(
But it is a pleasant suck.:)