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I was playing Mario RPG for Snes today, and I realized "wow bowser is such a dick". Now I am wondering why. Is it that he has a small penis and is trying to compensate, or is it because he is just purely evil? I dunno...maybe he is just "misunderstood"...what are you thoughts?

Because he has to reproduce asexually, though judging by his kids magical talens and his zero, he me have gotten it on with the witch. Either way, a good reason to be ornery.

Because he has to reproduce asexually, though judging by his kids magical talens and his zero, he me have gotten it on with the witch. Either way, a good reason to be ornery.


Yeah I guess i'd be pissed if i had to reproduce asexually.

With a family like that? Who wouldn't be pissed?

With a family like that? Who wouldn't be pissed?

Yeah...I mean damn those kids are ugly..and annoying as hell...especially that ludwig van kooper...hitting cookie mountain like that...damn him

Must be because a little Italian guy keeps kicking his ass. He never gets a break.

Hey, if you had your entire kingdom stolen from you and were repeatedly plunged in to a pit of molten lava by a plumber, you'd also act like a dick.

Hey, if you had your entire kingdom stolen from you and were repeatedly plunged in to a pit of molten lava by a plumber, you'd also act like a dick.
Yeah, you think Koopa is a dick, but is he really? Have you ever thought about Mario's history? Real dick.

I'd say he is compensating him. His front side is in plain view and I don't see anything large dangling.

I'd say he is compensating him. His front side is in plain view and I don't see anything large dangling.


Oh i agree 100% btw..someone changed my title from why is bowser such a dick to why is bowser so unpleasant :P

Oh i agree 100% btw..someone changed my title from why is bowser such a dick to why is bowser so unpleasant :P
I noticed that, but thought it perhaps too forward to ask what the hell it was all about.

Here's my take: if you looked like this IRL, wouldn't you be unpleasant too?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/48/CartoonBowser.jpg/240px-CartoonBowser.jpg

Oh i agree 100% btw..someone changed my title from why is bowser such a dick to why is bowser so unpleasant :P
It shows that the m0ds are finally cracking down on the numerous incidences of libel on this board. Why must you always try to shame the noble penii by comparing them to horrible people?

It shows that the m0ds are finally cracking down on the numerous incidences of libel on this board. Why must you always try to shame the noble penii by comparing them to horrible people?


Me shaming something? Oh thats nothing new..Just ask my parents.:p

Bowser is pretty messed up, but come on why should two stupid plumbers destroy all his castles and all his plans!? I'd be pissed to!

i don't know who bowser is. i had a sega with sonic and stuff. blue hyperspeed hedgehog vs. fat moustashioed midget. come on, the winner's obvious. :p

i don't know who bowser is. i had a sega with sonic and stuff. blue hyperspeed hedgehog vs. fat moustashioed midget. come on, the winner's obvious. :p


You're obviously a communist. DIE COMMIE BASTARD:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:


Oh boy i am tired

i don't know who bowser is. i had a sega with sonic and stuff. blue hyperspeed hedgehog vs. fat moustashioed midget. come on, the winner's obvious. :p

Then replace Bowser for Eggman. XD

It shows that the m0ds are finally cracking down on the numerous incidences of libel on this board. Why must you always try to shame the noble penii by comparing them to horrible people?

Taxes.......simple as that........Bowser hates taxes, he had a low paying job as a construction worker on various Castles across the land, yet was forced to pay high taxes because he's a minority and poor, that coupled with many mouths to feed, a few of which have numerous mental illnesses, and you become a parent pushed to the edge.....what else are you left to do but emass a large evil army and take over all the land?........besides taxes the only other idea i could come up with is he's an illegitimate love child of the king and doesn't want to be ignored, and much take revenge

I was playing Mario RPG for Snes today, and I realized "wow bowser is such a dick". Now I am wondering why. Is it that he has a small penis and is trying to compensate, or is it because he is just purely evil? I dunno...maybe he is just "misunderstood"...what are you thoughts?

Hey... He turned out to be a pretty good guy in Mario RPG. All he was doing was giving some (much-needed) spice to the Mushroom Kingdom. :p

Taxes.......simple as that........Bowser hates taxes, he had a low paying job as a construction worker on various Castles across the land, yet was forced to pay high taxes because he's a minority and poor, that coupled with many mouths to feed, a few of which have numerous mental illnesses, and you become a parent pushed to the edge.....what else are you left to do but emass a large evil army and take over all the land?........besides taxes the only other idea i could come up with is he's an illegitimate love child of the king and doesn't want to be ignored, and much take revenge
Nuh uh. Everybody knows he did it 'cause he's ugly.

It's obvious. Bowser just wants a nice serving of Hot Peach Pie, but he's always losing out to that short Italian Ron Jeremy and his brother.

Why does he always go for peach?
Why would a thingymajig want a human?

Why does he always go for peach?
Why would a thingymajig want a human?

Keep in mind this is a game made by a country that has made naughty pics with females and just about anything imaginable. Speaking of which, I don't think I want to know because if you even think about it, chances are somebody's done it.

Why does he always go for peach?
Why would a thingymajig want a human?

He is a human and a dinosaur. His dad did a dino and his dad was a plumber. Peach is also the hottest lass in the land! SMASH PLUMBER! WIFE PEACH!

SMASH PLUMBER! WIFE PEACH!
:eek:

......seek help.

Why does he always go for peach?
Why would a thingymajig want a human?

Wouldn't YOU want to go for peach? :fluffle:

SMASH PLUMBER! WIFE PEACH!
It might be that I've not slept for about 32 hours, but this simple sentence currently has me crying with laughter.

Yeah...
But bowser usually has peach the whole game and does nothing wth her.
He just waits for mario to come and take her back.

SMASH PLUMBER! WIFE PEACH!

Are you feeling ok?

It might be that I've not slept for about 32 hours, but this simple sentence currently has me crying with laughter.

Glad to make you laugh...but that is the mindset of Bowser. Its also the same of Barney the Dinosaur

Barney mindset, "HUG ME! KISS ME! EAT CHILDREN!" We all know thats how he lures them in....a little song and dance with a hug and a kiss.....and then he eats you whole! I know a little retarded story about a monster that ate only teenage girls....I doubt it is suitable for Jolt though. Let's just say that teenage girls are so bitchy and cruel that he was afraid of them....along with the parents. (And the parents wanted the monster to eat one....and he ran away!)

you've lost it completely.

Yeah...
But bowser usually has peach the whole game and does nothing wth her.

Or the fact that he has many many castles and has Peach for all of them, but they are fakes? If Peach was smart she'd bed Bowser (or get him very very drunk) and slip out afterwards. Besides....is Mario that big of a catch!? A fat blob in his late 30's that fights the Koopa army with the help of his annoyingly gay brother Luigi?

Wow. You're completely and utterly insane.

Kick-ass. :p

Besides....is Mario that big of a catch!? A fat blob in his late 30's that fights the Koopa army with the help of his annoyingly gay brother Luigi?

Well i'm not sure peach could get any man she wanted.

Meh

Mario Music (http://www.lehigh.edu/%7Epms6/london%20symphony%20orchestra%20-%20super%20mario%20brothers%20theme.mp3)

Peach could....if they weren't all retarded mushrooms that bopped around the kingdom. I bet she smokes a few of them, I would to.

How many other humans exist in this world? 2!? I think I'll be the queen of the world before winding up with the equivolent to Fat Bastard in a plumbers outfit. Come on Mario, least use a GUN!

Well i'm not sure peach could get any man she wanted.

Are you crazy?

Meh

Mario Music (http://www.lehigh.edu/%7Epms6/london%20symphony%20orchestra%20-%20super%20mario%20brothers%20theme.mp3)

The London Symphony Orchestra performing the SMB theme? You've gotta be shitting me.

least use a GUN!

HAHA Look at this (http://www.armorgames.com/games/mariorampage.html)

Then replace Bowser for Eggman. XD

what's this XD wotsit mean? and who's eggman? is that doctor robotnic? i only had about 4 games for my mastersystem.

The London Symphony Orchestra performing the SMB theme? You've gotta be shitting me.

CAPITAL! W! T! F!

going offline for a minuite.

what's this XD wotsit mean? and who's eggman? is that doctor robotnic? i only had about 4 games for my mastersystem.

"XD" is a laughing smilie that's obviously laughing so hard that its eyes are shut.

And "Eggman" is "Dr. Robotnik". Eggman's the real translation from the original Japanese name.

CAPITAL! W! T! F!

I can just picture the Monty Python using this in one of their sketches.

Bowser was misunderstood! He was a freedom fighter trying to destroy the tyrannical girp Princess Peach had over his people! She oppressed Bowser's homeland with an iron fist and we are misled to believe that Peach is actually 'good' by her lapdog Mario! Down with the fascist Mushroom Kingdom!

"XD" is a laughing smilie that's obviously laughing so hard that its eyes are shut.

And "Eggman" is "Dr. Robotnik". Eggman's the real translation from the original Japanese name.

Dr. Robotnik! That takes me back... to the couch! Where I'm playing Dr. Robotniks Mean Bean Machine on my old Sega. I love it :D

I can just picture the Monty Python using this in one of their sketches.

I'm quite a funny guy when I been up for 18 hours.

REALLY PEACH WANTS ONE OF THESE TWO!?

http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/mcmahon/48/multimedia/mariobrothers.jpg
http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Lou_Albano1.jpg

I can just picture the Monty Python using this in one of their sketches.

"And now... we bring to you the latest cinematic masterpiece: War and Peace done by Cheerleaders!!"

A fortune and a city, eh?

Hmm.

Zelda Music (http://gr.bolt.com/oldsite/download/trickyl/files/zelda_orchestra.mp3)

A fortune and a city, eh?

Hmm.

Sorry....the link was bad there...Lou Albano is Mario though.

I still say compensation is the best route..


When you have a mario hung like this man
http://www.gudlyf.com/fark/mario-jeremy.jpg

you're bound to get angry.

Bowser is just fighting for his peoples freedom. They lived happy lives, with Boswer as their leader and then Mario came in to ruin the day. All the subjects tried to stop Mario but he just jumped them to death and threw Bowser into a pit of lava. After Mario installed Peach as a new "puppet" leader, Bowser created a rebellion that will fight fiercely to stop the oppression of Peach and her administration.

Look at the excess that Peach uses in her palace, compared to Bowser’s unfinished brick castle.