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Dogs hate Bush

IL Ruffino
08-04-2006, 10:30
Top Ten Things Dogs Would Rather Do Than Vote for Bush in 2004


10 : Take a bath.

9 : Have sex with a cat.

8 : Watch "Lassie."

7 : Go to the vet.

6 : Go to the pound.

5 : Go to the vet AND go to the pound.

4 : Scoop "my own."

3 : Swallow a pill.

2 : Get "fixed."

1 : "Anesthesia free" tooth cleaning.

:eek:

Okay. We realize humans live in a haze of denial. Guys wandering around after a girl checks their hats going "She wants me bad." Girls walking around after a guy pops for the movie going, "I'm going to bear his child." That is all well and good, we understand you do not have fur, you need that. But --

WAKE UP!

Your election is rigged, your news services are lying, those freaking black boxes [why do you use those things again?] are fixed, the wrong man is in the White House, and Bobby is not coming home from the war unless you do something.

*snippy*

See you at the defrocking.

Love and Kisses,

The Dogs

Here here! Dogs hate Bush, do you?

Cats also hate Bush.. I find this statment funny.. hehe

Gotta love the people who talk politics with their pets.

http://dogshatebush.com/
http://catshatebush.com/
http://skinthefox.com/
Fleckenstein
08-04-2006, 14:24
my dog can out-debate your dog anyday!
IL Ruffino
08-04-2006, 14:30
my dog can out-debate your dog anyday!
bring it on!