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Heres the plan:

1. Get elected president.

2. Name NS generlites to my cabinet.

3. Get the same generlites elected to congress.

4. While my new government looks busy pointlessly debating various unimportant socio/political issues, I secretly declare myself Emporer, and the commence to conquering the rest of the world.


Hey, it could work.:p

It's prolly the single most brilliant plan I've heard in years. I tried to test it for flaws. It would totally work.

I tried to test it for flaws. It would totally work.
Sure?

Which Generalite could actually get elected to public office?

Of course when two of your advisors start trying to set up a "Babe Thread" in the oval office (I'm sure you can move it down to spa- erm... The Congress) and cause a national outrage, things could get out of had. It could also be bad form when your advisors start clubbing one another over the head with fish, but I'm sure that the comic value would probably improve your approval ratings.

Can I be Secretary of State? I've always wanted to be able to visit places for free in the course of my duties (I suppose that I could just become House Majority Leader for that though)

Sure?

Which Generalite could actually get elected to public office?
Eut!

Of course when two of your advisors start trying to set up a "Babe Thread" in the oval office (I'm sure you can move it down to spa- erm... The Congress) and cause a national outrage, things could get out of had. It could also be bad form when your advisors start clubbing one another over the head with fish, but I'm sure that the comic value would probably improve your approval ratings.

Can I be Secretary of State? I've always wanted to be able to visit places for free in the course of my duties (I suppose that I could just become House Majority Leader for that though)

Why not? Clinton survived his impeachment.

Eut!
Maybe.

But I think the best bet would be Lunatic Goofballs. Maybe Legless Pirates and Fiddly as well.

Just as long as it doesn't make sense.

Why not? Clinton survived his impeachment.

Clinton didn't mix half naked males with his half naked females.

I suppose you could always run on a platform of magical powers for everyone or something.

Clinton didn't mix half naked males with his half naked females.

I suppose you could always run on a platform of magical powers for everyone or something.

Please. My platform is retirement by 30 for all US citizens.

Sure?

Which Generalite could actually get elected to public office?
I think NS could think up some plan mass conspiracy that would get him elected. Having Czardas, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII and Fass write his speaches would help too.

Heres the plan:

1. Get elected president.

2. Name NS generlites to my cabinet.

3. Get the same generlites elected to congress.

4. While my new government looks busy pointlessly debating various unimportant socio/political issues, I secretly declare myself Emporer, and the commence to conquering the rest of the world.


Hey, it could work.:p
i'll vote for you, but only if you make luna queen of the northeast after you conquer the world, or at least the moderately good witch of the northeast.

i'll vote for you, but only if you make luna queen of the northeast after you conquer the world, or at least the moderately good witch of the northeast.

Done.

can we publically flog or at least spank christians and turn their holy places into kinky sex clubs and beer halls?

can we publically flog or at least spank christians and turn their holy places into kinky sex clubs and beer halls?

Not to bad an Idea. I'll add it to my list. I was also thinking of putting Christians, Muslims and Jews into an arena, setting a few lions loose, just to see what the lions prefer.

Maybe.

But I think the best bet would be Lunatic Goofballs. Maybe Legless Pirates and Fiddly as well.

Just as long as it doesn't make sense.

Me elected? Unfortunately, there are certain photos in circulation...

...Anyhoo, I don't think I'll be elected. :p

But I couldcertainly be appointed to the head of an important department. You know, Secretary of State, or Attorney General. A.G. would be pretty great. Imagine me in charge of law enforcement. :D

Personally, I think I'd be at my best as Chairman of the FCC. I think I'm uniquely qualified to decide what is and isn't offensive.

Me elected? Unfortunately, there are certain photos in circulation...

Those photos should be declared WMD for the sheer mind melting factor. Good thing at least they aren't publicly distributed via a mass mailing system....


Imagine me in charge of law enforcement. :D


You'd have mud slinging ninja clowns wouldn't you?

Those photos should be declared WMD for the sheer mind melting factor. Good thing at least they aren't publicly distributed via a mass mailing system....



You'd have mud slinging ninja clowns wouldn't you?

How could I not? :)

I suppose you could always run on a platform of magical powers for everyone or something.
Nah, he needs to run on the Pro-Kitten Platform, the five points of which are stated as follows:
Pro-Kitten
Pro-Justice (provided no one gets hurt)
Pro-Peace
Pro-Prosperity
Anti-Mean People
And if anyone ever tries to debate a member of the Pro-Kitten Party, the immediate response is: "Well, I'm in favor of kittens, justice, peace, and prosperity, but it looks like my opponent is against them. Why do you hate kittens, sir? Are they not cute?"
Really, how do you come back at someone who says that in every debate?

But what will you do about the Jedi Council?

Well it would work if you named yourself emeror by suggesting the following poll:

"Should I be supreme emperor"
-Yes
-No
-I like polls
-Myrth

Well it would work if you named yourself emeror by suggesting the following poll:

"Should I be supreme emperor"
-Yes
-No
-I like polls
-Myrth

Polls are weak. He should make a poll that's already complete before people even see it. We'll call it a coup.

I like it! Make me your running mate. I'm actually possibly electable. Possibly.

Polls are weak. He should make a poll that's already complete before people even see it. We'll call it a coup.
No, no, no, no, that'll never work. Coup's are bad, they make people think of crazed warlords in some godforsaken African Country where they have yet to discover the all you can eat buffet.
Instead, we'll call it a "coupon", because everyone loves coupons! We'll ship them out saying "Redeem for one (1) free Dictatorship by Emperor for Life, Big Jim P."
We'll have people wrestling in isles at Wal-Mart to be the first to redeem them, and our power will be cemented forever.

No, no, no, no, that'll never work. Coup's are bad, they make people think of crazed warlords in some godforsaken African Country where they have yet to discover the all you can eat buffet.
Instead, we'll call it a "coupon", because everyone loves coupons! We'll ship them out saying "Redeem for one (1) free Dictatorship by Emperor for Life, Big Jim P."
We'll have people wrestling in isles at Wal-Mart to be the first to redeem them, and our power will be cemented forever.

Excellent. And while we're there I can pick up a new Transformer.

Imagine the Senate and Congress debates where the Mods enforce rules against flames, flamebating and spam. That would be excellent indeed.

Too bad the president is a figurehead until he gets the senate and house on his side. :P

Imagine the Senate and Congress debates where the Mods enforce rules against flames, flamebating and spam. That would be excellent indeed.

So you want to limit ower GODGIVEN RAHT to filibuster, you feminazi babykiller zionist liberal?

( The idea seems a bit dangerous within a parliament.. )

Nah, he needs to run on the Pro-Kitten Platform, the five points of which are stated as follows:
Pro-Kitten
Pro-Justice (provided no one gets hurt)
Pro-Peace
Pro-Prosperity
Anti-Mean People
And if anyone ever tries to debate a member of the Pro-Kitten Party, the immediate response is: "Well, I'm in favor of kittens, justice, peace, and prosperity, but it looks like my opponent is against them. Why do you hate kittens, sir? Are they not cute?"
Really, how do you come back at someone who says that in every debate?
best platfform ever
maybe you should add blind orphans in there, and how you help them, just to secure all the votes

So you want to limit ower GODGIVEN RAHT to filibuster, you feminazi babykiller zionist liberal?

( The idea seems a bit dangerous within a parliament.. )

I thought it was the oppressive preachy crypto-fascist chauvinistic anti-choice neoconservative zionist capalist pigs who wanted to do that.

At least until the Democrats get back in the majority.

I thought it was the oppressive preachy crypto-fascist chauvinistic anti-choice neoconservative zionist capalist pigs who wanted to do that.

At least until the Democrats get back in the majority.

You mean the republicans?

You mean the republicans?

Only the ones that are oppressive preachy crypto-fascist chauvinistic anti-choice neoconservative zionist capalist pigs.

w00t! Galaxian warrior!

*Parties down*

>.>
Alrighties then....

Sure?

Which Generalite could actually get elected to public office?

Hey I think I could get elected. Actually thought about running for city council in my neck of the woods. :)

can we publically flog or at least spank christians and turn their holy places into kinky sex clubs and beer halls?

*launches a revolt*

*launches a revolt*
Peace my friend, there will be time for that later. For now, enjoy the kinky sex until I can get ahold of more nukes.

Imagine the Senate and Congress debates where the Mods enforce rules against flames, flamebating and spam. That would be excellent indeed.
That might be interesting, but I fail to see how it applies here: this is NS, if you put us in parliament, half of all sessions would break down into awkward flirting and in-joking before an hour was up.
The other sessions would last 15 minutes and half of that time would be spent calling each other poop-faces.

That might be interesting, but I fail to see how it applies here: this is NS, if you put us in parliament, half of all sessions would break down into awkward flirting and in-joking before an hour was up.
The other sessions would last 15 minutes and half of that time would be spent calling each other poop-faces.
And then I'd show up, call you all fascists, throw shit around for a few minutes and then pop in at strange intervals until I got bored. Then I'd go to the beach.

That might be interesting, but I fail to see how it applies here: this is NS, if you put us in parliament, half of all sessions would break down into awkward flirting and in-joking before an hour was up.
The other sessions would last 15 minutes and half of that time would be spent calling each other poop-faces.

Most ineffective government ever. :cool:

Heres the plan:

1. Get elected president.

2. Name NS generlites to my cabinet.

3. Get the same generlites elected to congress.

4. While my new government looks busy pointlessly debating various unimportant socio/political issues, I secretly declare myself Emporer, and the commence to conquering the rest of the world.


Hey, it could work.:p


stop copying me,

seriosly i had the same idea except with my group of friends

That might be interesting, but I fail to see how it applies here: this is NS, if you put us in parliament, half of all sessions would break down into awkward flirting and in-joking before an hour was up.
The other sessions would last 15 minutes and half of that time would be spent calling each other poop-faces.

Indeed. That's much better than what they have at the moment.

Most ineffective government ever. :cool:

Sounds about normal to me, actually. :p