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Do you make telephone calls while naked?

Celtlund
08-04-2006, 01:12
Just thought I'd ask.

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Mar 27, 12:31 PM (ET)

LONDON (Reuters) - Up to a third of telephone users in Britain make calls in the nude, with men more prone to do it without clothes than women, a survey revealed on Thursday.

Research commissioned by Britain's Post Office, which offers a fledgling home phone service, revealed that 40 percent of men admitted to nattering naked compared with 27 percent of women. The results were based on a survey of 1,500 telephone users.

The research also showed that people were so busy that one in 10 people admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves.


http://reuters.excite.com/article/20060327/2006-03-27T173141Z_01_N27389542_RTRIDST_0_ODD-PHONE-NAKED-DC.html
Sdaeriji
08-04-2006, 01:13
Sure, occasionally. Usually in the process of changing for bed, though.
The Tribes Of Longton
08-04-2006, 01:14
I've picked up the phone naked before, but never called anyone. The nudity's usually because no-one's in and I just move from my bedroom/the shower without changing when the phone rings.
Swilatia
08-04-2006, 01:14
who cares.
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 01:14
Yes. It cost me my job at the call centre.
Ramissle
08-04-2006, 01:14
Of course.

It gives me something to laugh about later on.
Naliitr
08-04-2006, 01:14
Just thought I'd ask.

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Mar 27, 12:31 PM (ET)

LONDON (Reuters) - Up to a third of telephone users in Britain make calls in the nude, with men more prone to do it without clothes than women, a survey revealed on Thursday.

Research commissioned by Britain's Post Office, which offers a fledgling home phone service, revealed that 40 percent of men admitted to nattering naked compared with 27 percent of women. The results were based on a survey of 1,500 telephone users.

The research also showed that people were so busy that one in 10 people admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves.


http://reuters.excite.com/article/20060327/2006-03-27T173141Z_01_N27389542_RTRIDST_0_ODD-PHONE-NAKED-DC.html
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Celtlund
08-04-2006, 01:15
who cares.

Not I, but I had to ask. :D
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 01:16
Yes. It cost me my job at the call centre.

ROFLMAO. :D
Zilam
08-04-2006, 01:18
the question is why don't you do it? I mean, i like to do many things nakes, including but not limited to : going to church, giving speeches at elementary schools, showering, sleeping, and of course, giving my mom a hug....:rolleyes:
Ilie
08-04-2006, 01:32
I don't really like talking on the phone because it's such a hassle to take all my clothes off every time. The worst thing is right after I've hung up and put my clothes back on, and then the phone rings again.
Naliitr
08-04-2006, 01:37
I don't really like talking on the phone because it's such a hassle to take all my clothes off every time. The worst thing is right after I've hung up and put my clothes back on, the phone rings again.
Grammar my friend, grammar.
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 01:38
You kiddin' me?

I'm naked right now!

I do very little clothed. Clothes are for chumps.
The UN abassadorship
08-04-2006, 01:40
I have. Has anyone watched porn while on the phone? just curious
Lunatic Goofballs
08-04-2006, 01:42
Yes. It cost me my job at the call centre.

Awww... :(
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 01:43
I have. Has anyone watched porn while on the phone? just curious


You kiddin' me?

I'm watchin' porn right now!

That's 24/7/365, baby!
Pure Metal
08-04-2006, 01:46
The research also showed that people were so busy that one in 10 people admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves.

that's just rude


and no i don't call in the buff.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-04-2006, 01:47
Almost everything I've done clothed, I have at least tried naked. :)
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 01:49
and no i don't call in the buff.

Damnit! So much for that video conference ....
Pure Metal
08-04-2006, 01:49
Almost everything I've done clothed, I have at least tried naked. :)
even frying eggs? :eek:
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 01:49
and no i don't call in the buff.

How about if you were naked and the phone rang? Would you run for your loincloth or the phone first?
Lunatic Goofballs
08-04-2006, 01:50
even frying eggs? :eek:

Only once. :p
Pure Metal
08-04-2006, 01:53
Damnit! So much for that video conference ....
i'll make a special exception for you, honeybunch ;) :p


How about if you were naked and the phone rang? Would you run for your loincloth or the phone first?
i'd probably ignore it and call them back when i got dressed :)

edit: don't know why :confused:
Ralina
08-04-2006, 01:56
People are nuts. I live alone but the only time I am naked is taking a shower or changing my undies...in the bathroom after a shower. My phone would get really wet in there.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 01:58
Well, as a matter of fact, I'm naked on the phone right now with a lovely, sexy lady on the other end of the line! :D
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 01:58
that's just rude


and no i don't call in the buff.

Hey, I fell asleep while talking to a friend on the phone once. :) He never again called me before 9AM on a Saturday. :eek:
The Black Forrest
08-04-2006, 02:00
You kiddin' me?

I'm naked right now!

I do very little clothed. Clothes are for chumps.

Could you at least shave your back!
Pure Metal
08-04-2006, 02:01
He never again called me before 9AM on a Saturday. :eek:
that's rude! :p
you're excused ;)
Valori
08-04-2006, 02:01
Not Generally. Chances are if I'm naked I'm preoccupied with something whether it be showering or other things so I don't have time to chat on a telephone. Although, I hate telephones so 90% of the time I don't pick up the phone anyways.
The Black Forrest
08-04-2006, 02:01
Well, as a matter of fact, I'm naked on the phone right now with a lovely, sexy lady on the other end of the line! :D

How much does she charge by the minute?

:p
Pure Metal
08-04-2006, 02:02
Well, as a matter of fact, I'm naked on the phone right now with a lovely, sexy lady on the other end of the line! :D
how did you get amy's number? :eek: :D
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 02:02
Well, as a matter of fact, I'm naked on the phone right now with a lovely, sexy lady on the other end of the line! :D

Thanks for the mental image.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:04
How much does she charge by the minute?

:p
ROFLMAO! Hell boy, SHE should be paying ME! :D

The day I have to pay to play is the day I will go away! ;)
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:05
Thanks for the mental image.
LOL! Well, if it bothers you it's obviously a totally incorrect one! :p
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 02:05
Could you at least shave your back!

My pelt? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Mt-Tau
08-04-2006, 02:06
who cares.

Kinda my thought... How much money was wasted on this survey?

Oh..as far as the question goes.... Guilty!
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:07
how did you get amy's number? :eek: :D
ROFL! It's NOT Amy, you twit! :D
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 02:08
The day I have to pay to play is the day I will go away! ;)

Oh that is soooo sig'd.
Naliitr
08-04-2006, 02:12
What is this? Who said it had to be an NSer? :p
Your wife? Wait, that's inaccurate. Is it your husband?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-04-2006, 02:20
Your wife? Wait, that's inaccurate. Is it your husband?
What?? You're married, Eutrusca???? You never said a word, you bastard!!!!! :mad:




*slams phone down*




*hires hitman*
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:22
What?? You're married???? You never said a word, you bastard!!!!! :mad:

*slams phone down*

*hires hitman*
ROFLMAO!! I told you and I told you ... a gentleman never tells! :D

Besides, they ain't MADE the hitman who can get to me! Mwahahaha! :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-04-2006, 02:24
ROFLMAO!! I told you and I told you ... a gentleman never tells! :D

Besides, they ain't MADE the hitman who can get to me! Mwahahaha! :D


:sniper:


Oh, they have alright. :)
Naliitr
08-04-2006, 02:25
What is this? Who said it had to be an NSer? :p
Eut, please delete this post.
Naliitr
08-04-2006, 02:28
Huh? Why should I do that??? :confused:
Please, for the love of God just do it!
The Beautiful Darkness
08-04-2006, 02:34
I am very rarely dressed, unless I'm leaving my house :p
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:46
I am very rarely dressed, unless I'm leaving my house :p
Uh ... *knock* *knock* :D
Potarius
08-04-2006, 02:49
I've never made or accepted a call while naked, but a friend of mine's called me more than a few times while taking a dump. There was always an awkward pause when he would flush.

I shit you not.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:50
I shit you not.
LOL! What does that mean? That we're your favorite turds? :D
Potarius
08-04-2006, 02:51
LOL! What does that mean? That we're your favorite turds? :D

Now that was unexpected.
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 02:51
I shit you not.

Ba-dum-chink!
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 02:53
Now that was unexpected.
LOL! Sometimes they appear when least expected. Kinda like the Spanish Inquisition! :D
Zagat
08-04-2006, 03:08
Yes I both make and receive phone calls naked, although unlike Potarius' mate, I draw the line at the toilet door....on the outside of it that is.

I also post messages on internet forums whilst naked...:)

...suddenly it looks much emptier around here...what gives?:confused:
Tactical Grace
08-04-2006, 03:11
Other surveys of this type show that a significant proportion of people play online games naked too.
Potarius
08-04-2006, 03:11
Yes I both make and receive phone calls naked, although unlike Potarius' mate, I draw the line at the toilet door....on the outside of it that is.

I also post messages on internet forums whilst naked...:)

...suddenly it looks much emptier around here...what gives?:confused:

*steals all of your clothes while you're not looking*

HAH!
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 03:12
Other surveys of this type show that a significant proportion of people play online games naked too.

World of Warcraft is best played naked.
Potarius
08-04-2006, 03:13
World of Warcraft is best played naked.

Funny that. I find WoW too boring to play in the first place. :p
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 03:14
Other surveys of this type show that a significant proportion of people play online games naked too.
Gee, thanks! :rolleyes:
Tactical Grace
08-04-2006, 03:15
World of Warcraft is best played naked.
EVE Online for me.

First, because in a backstory sense you're immersed in a gel-filled pod, wired into the ship like an AI.

Second, because the heating system at my old hall of residence ran through the summer and the cavity wall insulation was fantastic.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 03:16
*steals all of your clothes while you're not looking*

HAH!
[ Watches a naked, yelling Zagat chase a laughing Potarious down the street. ] * mutters * Those NS General people sure are strange! ;)
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 03:17
Funny that. I find WoW too boring to play in the first place. :p

That's because you don't play with me.

Check the WoW forums. Every character they complain about? I'm that character. I pay to play it, so I'm gonna have fun damnit.
Potarius
08-04-2006, 03:18
[ Watches a naked, yelling Zagat chase a laughing Potarious down the street. ] * mutters * Those NS General people sure are strange! ;)

Well, he sure as hell won't beat me in a straightaway. :p
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 03:19
EVE Online for me.

Cheeky bastard! I want to play that, but I don't have the software yet.
Potarius
08-04-2006, 03:21
Cheeky bastard! I want to play that, but I don't have the software yet.

It's cool stuff. The graphics kick ass, and you won't see better space effects in this generation of technology.
Zagat
08-04-2006, 03:57
Other surveys of this type show that a significant proportion of people play online games naked too.
Yes, guilty, I play both KOL and Runescape naked...

Eut, your notion that I would chase someone whilst naked is ill-founded.

I never run when naked, further I advise anyone who's 'assets' exceed B-cup (without surgical assistance - those with surgical assistance can apparently ignore this rule without fear) to follow this rule as well.

If the black eyes dont put you off, the notion of passing for a National Geographic 'model' ought to....
Asbena
08-04-2006, 04:04
Phone...nakie!? NOOOO!
Online games nakie...NOOOO!
Mt-Tau
08-04-2006, 04:16
Other surveys of this type show that a significant proportion of people play online games naked too.

Can anyone guess what my typical WOW wardrobe is? ;)
Dhurkdhurkastan
08-04-2006, 04:22
Yes, and I post on the Internet while naked too! I'll post pics in a sec.
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 04:22
Can anyone guess what my typical WOW wardrobe is? ;)

Chainmail?
Mt-Tau
08-04-2006, 04:24
even frying eggs? :eek:

Eggs are not bad. Bacon on the other hand...

...Well, once is enough.
Zagat
08-04-2006, 06:44
Eggs are not bad. Bacon on the other hand...
LOL, I do both.... :p

...Well, once is enough.
Not for me...must be a slow learner or something....:eek:

I do however avoid deep frying, but that is the case whether I am naked or dressed....:)
New Granada
08-04-2006, 06:45
I only do two things naked.

One is bathe, the other is have sex.
Asbena
08-04-2006, 06:47
Can anyone guess what my typical WOW wardrobe is? ;)

Boxers and shirt?
New Granada
08-04-2006, 06:51
Can anyone guess what my typical WOW wardrobe is? ;)


I know enough of everquest (wow is for people who missed the eq-boat) to know that it consists of whatever your pathetic ass got of of bed wearing ;)
Asbena
08-04-2006, 06:53
I play FFXI (better then WOW and Everquest :P) and I wear clothes at least!
Kiryu-shi
08-04-2006, 07:03
Only with my girlfriend.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-04-2006, 12:01
I only do two things naked.

One is bathe, the other is have sex.

You're missing out on a whole world of possibilities. :p
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 12:11
Phone naked? Check
Walked away while the other person's talking? Check
Fall asleep during a call? Check
Taken a call on the toilet? Check
While shaving? Check
In the bath? Check
In the middle of a game of Twister? Check-mate! (I lost)

Surely the whole point of being alone in the house is so you can walk around naked and disturb the neighbours? And use the toilet with the door open.
Myothrnationisaporsche
08-04-2006, 13:29
I'm a nudist, so yes.
Galloism
08-04-2006, 13:45
I post on message boards naked...
Kanabia
08-04-2006, 14:03
No, but if the phone rings, and i'm in the showe-

Wait, fuck that. Nobody interrupts my shower for anything. I'd just let it ring out.
Harlesburg
08-04-2006, 14:05
I hate the telephone and try to avoid it at all costs.
Infinite Revolution
08-04-2006, 14:28
Just thought I'd ask.

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Mar 27, 12:31 PM (ET)

LONDON (Reuters) - Up to a third of telephone users in Britain make calls in the nude, with men more prone to do it without clothes than women, a survey revealed on Thursday.

Research commissioned by Britain's Post Office, which offers a fledgling home phone service, revealed that 40 percent of men admitted to nattering naked compared with 27 percent of women. The results were based on a survey of 1,500 telephone users.

The research also showed that people were so busy that one in 10 people admitted to wandering off and leaving the caller talking to themselves.


http://reuters.excite.com/article/20060327/2006-03-27T173141Z_01_N27389542_RTRIDST_0_ODD-PHONE-NAKED-DC.html

i dont remember ever initiating a call while naked but ive certainly answered the phone and had long conversations in such a state of undress, and while on the bog.
The Half-Hidden
08-04-2006, 14:32
I don't make a lot of phone calls in my home, nor am I naked very often. But I don't see why being naked affects a damn thing when it comes to talking on the phone.
Kazcaper
08-04-2006, 14:38
I rarely use the phone as I hate the fucking things, but on the occasions that I have no choice, I have no problem with doing so whilst naked. I also type on this forum naked quite often - right now is an example. Since those with whom I am conversing have no way of seeing me (as far as I know and hope, anyway), it's not a big deal to me.
Call to power
08-04-2006, 14:54
I don't see why being naked affects a damn thing when it comes to talking on the phone.

radiation! haven’t you seen the research
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 16:39
The day I have to pay to play is the day I will go away! ;)

Somehow, I get the feeling that while on R&R in Siagon or Thialand you may...it is possile...just maybe you paid a little something to play:D Maybe not cash but as I recall a carton of Winstons or Salems or a fifth of booze went a long way.:D
The Infinite Dunes
08-04-2006, 17:35
Not really, no. It wouldn't be sensible either. Most phone calls I make and recieve are normally when I'm out on the street and normally go along the lines of 'Yeah, sorry I'm late. Are we still meeting in the same place?' Making such calls whilst naked might cause me to be arrested by the Police and make me even more late... not such a good idea. Also it gets too bloody wet and cold to walk around naked in the winter in the UK.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:37
You're missing out on a whole world of possibilities. :p
My thoughts exactly! :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:38
I hate the telephone and try to avoid it at all costs.
Why? :confused:
The Infinite Dunes
08-04-2006, 17:39
i dont remember ever initiating a call while naked but ive certainly answered the phone and had long conversations in such a state of undress, and while on the bog.On the toilet? That's just to much. I have an overactive imagination and if I heard a splosh I'd probably have to end up hanging up as my imagination pictured the scene from all angles.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:40
Somehow, I get the feeling that while on R&R in Siagon or Thialand you may...it is possile...just maybe you paid a little something to play:D Maybe not cash but as I recall a carton of Winstons or Salems or a fifth of booze went a long way.:D
Of course, Grasshopper! One plays the hand they're dealt. My experiences overseas are some of the primary reasons that I swore after getting back to never pay for play again! :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:42
On the toilet? That's just to much. I have an overactive imagination and if I heard a splosh I'd probably have to end up hanging up as my imagination pictured the scene from all angles.
Ewww! I suggest you bitch-slap your imagination periodically! [ nods ]
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-04-2006, 17:45
Of course, Grasshopper! One plays the hand they're dealt. My experiences overseas are some of the primary reasons that I swore after getting back to never pay for play again! :D

o.O

You're *still* in this topic?
Don't I vaguely remember having had you dealt with by your friendly neighborhood hitman tonight? :p
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 17:45
Of course, Grasshopper! One plays the hand they're dealt. My experiences overseas are some of the primary reasons that I swore after getting back to never pay for play again! :D
...and this is why he's banned from all the golf courses in his state.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:46
o.O

You're *still* in this topic?
Don't I vaguely remember having had you dealt with by your friendly neighborhood hitman tonight? :p
LOL! Dream on, oh intellectually-challenged one! ;)
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:47
...and this is why he's banned from all the golf courses in his state.
Right church, wrong pew. I don't play golf, never have. :p
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 17:48
Right church, wrong pew. I don't play golf, never have. :p
Interesting. I've never been to church*. Never have, never will.

*I'm not counting my christening here.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-04-2006, 17:49
LOL! Dream on, oh intellectually-challenged one! ;)
Well, I may be a little slow in the head *nods* but at least I have better things to do than making phone calls when I'm naked. :)
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:55
Well, I may be a little slow in the head *nods* but at least I have better things to do than making phone calls when I'm naked. :)
ROFLMAO!!!! :D

You should try it! You might discover an entire new world opening up to you! :D
Asbena
08-04-2006, 17:58
ROFLMAO!!!! :D

You should try it! You might discover an entire new world opening up to you! :D

Why do all you people make phone calls while naked!?
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 17:59
Why do all you people make phone calls while naked!?
ROFLMAO! If you have to ask, you'll never know! :D
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:04
Why do all you people make phone calls while naked!?
It's not like we strip whenever we answer the phone (well, I don't...I wouldn't put it past some of the people on this forum...).
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 18:05
It's not like we strip whenever we answer the phone (well, I don't...I wouldn't put it past some of the people on this forum...).

*shifty eyes*
Valori
08-04-2006, 18:07
I hate the telephone and try to avoid it at all costs.

Smart, Smart Man.


ROFLMAO! If you have to ask, you'll never know! :D

Well we all know why you do it...
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:09
*shifty eyes*
I can't say I was thinking of you. More Lunatic Goofballs actually. Not naked, of course. Honest. *shudders*
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 18:11
I can't say I was thinking of you. More Lunatic Goofballs actually. Not naked, of course. Honest. *shudders*

No, my eyes are just naturally shifty.

Anyway, what's wrong with a naked Goofball? There's not a poster here who wouldn't hit that.
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:13
No, my eyes are just naturally shifty.

Anyway, what's wrong with a naked Goofball? There's not a poster here who wouldn't hit that.
Depending, of course, on your definition of 'hit that'.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 18:13
No, my eyes are just naturally shifty.

Anyway, what's wrong with a naked Goofball? There's not a poster here who wouldn't hit that.
ROFLMAO! Uh ... me, for one! Ewwww! :D
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:14
It's not like we strip whenever we answer the phone (well, I don't...I wouldn't put it past some of the people on this forum...).

I think I'ma hurl over that. >.>
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 18:15
Depending, of course, on your definition of 'hit that'.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hit+that
Zagat
08-04-2006, 18:16
Why do all you people make phone calls while naked!?
Same kinds of reasons I make them when clothed.
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:21
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hit+that
Thanks, Eut.

Oh dear, I'm being advised in the meanings of modern slang by someone who's retired.

In case you really didn't understand, I was subtly pointing out there's more than one meaning for the term 'hit that'. Never mind.
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:23
Same kinds of reasons I make them when clothed.

Well...I am usually clothed in my own home....I don't know about you...but that is a little disturbing.
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 18:23
Thanks, Eut.

Oh dear, I'm being advised in the meanings of modern slang by someone who's retired.

In case you really didn't understand, I was subtly pointing out there's more than one meaning for the term 'hit that'. Never mind.
ROFLMAO!! Serves ya right! You should get out more often! :D
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 18:30
I often make telephone calls naked, and in the bath tub too. I do all manner of stuff naked actually, it's my house and I tend to do as I like in it.....
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:31
I often make telephone calls naked, and in the bath tub too. I do all manner of stuff naked actually, it's my house and I tend to do as I like in it.....

What about when you walk infront of the window? :o
Multiland
08-04-2006, 18:31
um... if you live on your own, or you don't live with people who mistakenly believe taht there is something shameful about the human body (including some so-called "religious" people who are effectively telling God that what He created is shameful), or there's nobody else in, why would you bother putting clothes on to make a call if you were already naked... it's a bit stupid aint it?
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:33
ROFLMAO!! Serves ya right! You should get out more often! :D
I was going to go out today actually, but it was pissing it down, so I decided against it. Now the sun's frikking shining like there's no tomorrow.
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 18:34
um... if you live on your own, or you don't live with people who mistakenly believe taht there is something shameful about the human body (including some so-called "religious" people who are effectively telling God that what He created is shameful), or there's nobody else in, why would you bother putting clothes on to make a call if you were already naked... it's a bit stupid aint it?
I don't think the question is why would you put clothes on if you were already naked, but more, why would you put clothes on if you were already wearing some?
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:35
um... if you live on your own, or you don't live with people who mistakenly believe taht there is something shameful about the human body (including some so-called "religious" people who are effectively telling God that what He created is shameful), or there's nobody else in, why would you bother putting clothes on to make a call if you were already naked... it's a bit stupid aint it?

Just wondering why you'd already be naked. >.>
Multiland
08-04-2006, 18:43
Just wondering why you'd already be naked. >.>

just got out the shower? just woke up? (I sleep naked) took your clothes off because it's boiling? (my room gets very hot sometimes)
Cabra West
08-04-2006, 18:48
Of course I make phonecalls while naked... some phonecalls I only make while I'm naked, in fact
Yes, exactly what you are thinking now. ;)
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 18:49
What about when you walk infront of the window? :o

it depends on the window, I am aware of the windows through which I can be seen by other people, and don't hang around in front of them, I'm a naked housewife, not a flasher....:p
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 18:49
Of course I make phonecalls while naked... some phonecalls I only make while I'm naked, in fact
Yes, exactly what you are thinking now. ;)
LOL! A woman after my own heart! :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 18:49
it depends on the window, I am aware of the windows through which I can be seen by other people, and don't hang around in front of them, I'm a naked housewife, not a flasher....:p
Damn! And here I just bought a new pair of binoculars! :D
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 18:53
Damn! And here I just bought a new pair of binoculars! :D

They would have to be pretty long range.....;)
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:54
Since I still live at my parents....I don't do that. Though still its a little odd. XD
Asbena
08-04-2006, 18:55
They would have to be pretty long range.....;)

Telescopic camera. O.o That'd work!
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 18:58
Telescopic camera. O.o That'd work!

Across the Atlantic? I doubt it
Ifreann
08-04-2006, 19:00
Across the Atlantic? I doubt it

You'd be suprised how determined the people here can get.
Cabra West
08-04-2006, 19:00
LOL! A woman after my own heart! :D

*lol
Not only your heart, I bet ;)
Cabra West
08-04-2006, 19:01
Across the Atlantic? I doubt it

I wouldn't put it past Eut to have his own supervision satellite somewhere up there....
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 19:03
I wouldn't put it past Eut to have his own supervision satellite somewhere up there....

That is some scary thought isn't it?

*looks out the window at the sky*
Cabra West
08-04-2006, 19:06
That is some scary thought isn't it?

*looks out the window at the sky*

Not to worry, it's just Eut. Now, if it were a dirty-minded, horny old stalker....



... wait a second :eek:
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 19:09
Not to worry, it's just Eut. Now, if it were a dirty-minded, horny old stalker....



... wait a second :eek:


lol....hmmmm
Ifreann
08-04-2006, 19:10
Not to worry, it's just Eut. Now, if it were a dirty-minded, horny old stalker....



... wait a second :eek:

What's more worrying, the fact that Eut is most likely watching you with a satellite, or the fact that he couldn't possibly be the only one? After all, he hardly launched the satellite by himself.
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 19:14
What's more worrying, the fact that Eut is most likely watching you with a satellite, or the fact that he couldn't possibly be the only one? After all, he hardly launched the satellite by himself.
Actually, he threw it into orbit with the power of his mighty biceps, right after defeating a Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer tag team in the UFC.
Asbena
08-04-2006, 19:17
What's more worrying, the fact that Eut is most likely watching you with a satellite, or the fact that he couldn't possibly be the only one? After all, he hardly launched the satellite by himself.

Oh god! Its Mr. Rogers!
Venus Mount
08-04-2006, 19:24
Well, yeah.

What, you have to be clothed to answer the phone? Or to dial, for that matter?

I don't see what the big deal is.
Asbena
08-04-2006, 19:29
Well no....but the fact that people do it naked is a little weird....talking to your boss when you are in your birthday suit? XD
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 19:35
Well no....but the fact that people do it naked is a little weird....talking to your boss when you are in your birthday suit? XD

Stick it to The Man!
Asbena
08-04-2006, 19:37
Stick it to The Man!

That is just sickening and would make anyone put clothes on if they had a ugly ugly boss that looked like a shriveled up piece of crap. XD
Carisbrooke
08-04-2006, 19:38
Well no....but the fact that people do it naked is a little weird....talking to your boss when you are in your birthday suit? XD

How are they going to know? I have taken a phone call whilst ummmm doing naked stuff....nobody knows....they just might wonder why you are talking funny.

;)
Asbena
08-04-2006, 19:45
How are they going to know? I have taken a phone call whilst ummmm doing naked stuff....nobody knows....they just might wonder why you are talking funny.

;)

O.O TMI! *wants to know more :O*
Multiland
08-04-2006, 19:47
Since I still live at my parents....I don't do that. Though still its a little odd. XD

Um why is it odd if you're already naked? Wouldn't it be more odd to put your clothes back on JUST to make a phone call?!
Zagat
08-04-2006, 20:16
Well...I am usually clothed in my own home....I don't know about you...but that is a little disturbing.
Doesnt sound too disturbing to me, what you do in your own home and all that.

If your behaviour were to become obsessive or compulsive (for instance you shower and bathe fully clothed), or alternatively you begin to obsess over the normality of being 'usually clothed' in your own home, then you might want to reassess the situation. Other than that, I think you'll be doing just fine.


What about when you walk infront of the window?
Curtains.

Since I still live at my parents....I don't do that. Though still its a little odd.
Oh I see, you live with your parents. Well I think you worry too much Asbena. It's not at all odd to either live with your parents of choose to not hang about naked with them. ;)
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:48
They would have to be pretty long range.....;)
Ya don' KNO, DO ya? Mwahahahaha! :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:49
*lol
Not only your heart, I bet ;)
Heh! Heh! Heh! [ adjusts self ] :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:50
That is some scary thought isn't it?

*looks out the window at the sky*
[ rapidly adjusts his satellite-linked binoculars! ] Ooooo! :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:51
Not to worry, it's just Eut. Now, if it were a dirty-minded, horny old stalker....

... wait a second :eek:
Hey! I resemble ... er ... resent that remark! ;)
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:52
How are they going to know? I have taken a phone call whilst ummmm doing naked stuff....nobody knows....they just might wonder why you are talking funny.

;)
[ Contacts friends in the CIA, gets the appropriate numbers ] *Ring! Ring!* :D
Eutrusca
08-04-2006, 20:53
Stick it to The Man!
ROFLMAO! NOT! :p
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 20:57
*I'm not counting my christening here.

chanting the eternal words...waiving the symbol...we slowly lower Brother Stalin into...the cesspool… You now have been officially christened a non-believer. :D (How naughty of me but I could not resist.)
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 21:01
Well we all know why you do it...

Yes, we old men "do it" well. We are the marathon runners, not the sprinters. :D
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 21:04
Thanks, Eut.

Oh dear, I'm being advised in the meanings of modern slang by someone who's retired.

We old farts know a lot of things.
Ilie
08-04-2006, 21:05
Grammar my friend, grammar.

Wait, what was wrong with that?
Celtlund
08-04-2006, 21:07
it depends on the window, I am aware of the windows through which I can be seen by other people, and don't hang around in front of them, I'm a naked housewife, not a flasher....:p

Is the house next door for sale? :p
Harlesburg
08-04-2006, 21:34
Why? :confused:
I struggle to speak proper.
Because it very really is for me.
If it is a girl they want the conversation to last more than 38 seconds which is just plain unmanly.
Some bastard organisation will want me to take a survey.
I prefer the digital image recognition interface comunicade system.
Zincite
08-04-2006, 22:59
Sometimes. The thing is, I live with five other people and most of our room connections are either only doorways or the door doesn't latch properly, so the only place I'm often naked is in my room after taking a shower, and my room is in the basement so it's freaking cold during the winter, so I'm really not naked long enough to make a phone call very often.

Wait, hold that. Sometimes I talk on the phone after I've gotten in bed under the blankets, and sometimes I don't wear pajamas.

It's really just a matter of probability in my case, when I feel like calling or get called. I don't make any effort to talk on the phone naked or not.
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 23:43
chanting the eternal words...waiving the symbol...we slowly lower Brother Stalin into...the cesspool… You now have been officially christened a non-believer. :D (How naughty of me but I could not resist.)
Woo! Now I can truly follow in the cult of Czardas! Or the church of Eut. Oh, which one do I follow? I need a sign!
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 23:51
I need a sign!

Here you go:

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~fatkid/sign.jpg
I V Stalin
08-04-2006, 23:52
Here you go:

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~fatkid/sign.jpg
Cheers. I was thinking of a sign that might actually help me though.
Celtlund
09-04-2006, 13:48
Woo! Now I can truly follow in the cult of Czardas! Or the church of Eut. Oh, which one do I follow? I need a sign!
FOLLOW EUT AND ONLY EUT:p
Cheese penguins
09-04-2006, 13:52
I have never talked on a phone naked!! HA!! but i live with lots of people and i dont like using the phone anyways... im weird...
Pantygraigwen
09-04-2006, 14:12
You kiddin' me?

I'm naked right now!

I do very little clothed. Clothes are for chumps.

Well said that person of restricted clothing!
Rotovia-
09-04-2006, 14:19
Yeah, it started when I was getting changed. Then I started taing calls during sex. Now I purposefully make calls in the nude. What can I say, half my friends can be distinctively heard peeing when I talk to them anyway
Carisbrooke
09-04-2006, 14:36
Is the house next door for sale? :p

There aren't any windows between my house and next door, just walls...they dont get to see in at all.....you might prefer the house across the street....;)