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thank the general (http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_archive.html#114430396236124434)

It scares the shit out of me.

Just wait until the DHS gets the ability to truly protect its own ass.

Seduces 14 year-olds on the internet.

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thank the general (http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_archive.html#114430396236124434)

This is a trick question. There is no Department of Homeland Security. Oh, Free Soviets you crafty little scamp. You can't fool me thrice.

Seduces 14 year-olds on the internet.

Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.

Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.

Or 14 year olds masquerading as police officers?

Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.

twice the kink, all of the jail time

This is a trick question. There is no Department of Homeland Security. Oh, Free Soviets you crafty little scamp. You can't fool me thrice.

but i can dream, can't i?

Secures the Fatherland. *cough. I meant Homeland. Really.*

And a Buttafuoco like this guy are in charge of Homeland Security? It'll be God's Good Mood if the US doesn't get hit with another attack under this dickweed's watc.

I've always wondered, isn't Homeland Security the job of the Department of Defense?

Perhaps we should just rename the DoD the "Department of Offense" and be up front about it.

Or 14 year olds masquerading as police officers?
Ah, the interweb: Where men are men, women are men and children are police officers.

In Soviet Russia, 14 year old seduces you!

What does the Dept of Homeland Security do?

Yo' moma!

Or Yo' daughter, although that doesn't have the same ring.

In Soviet Russia, 14 year old seduces you!

ah, the r. kelly defense