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What does the Dept of Homeland Security do?

Free Soviets
07-04-2006, 19:53
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/dhs.png


thank the general (http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_archive.html#114430396236124434)
Vittos Ordination2
07-04-2006, 19:59
It scares the shit out of me.

Just wait until the DHS gets the ability to truly protect its own ass.
Galloism
07-04-2006, 20:00
Seduces 14 year-olds on the internet.
Refused Party Program
07-04-2006, 20:06
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/dhs.png


thank the general (http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_archive.html#114430396236124434)

This is a trick question. There is no Department of Homeland Security. Oh, Free Soviets you crafty little scamp. You can't fool me thrice.
Sdaeriji
07-04-2006, 20:15
Seduces 14 year-olds on the internet.

Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.
Refused Party Program
07-04-2006, 20:16
Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.

Or 14 year olds masquerading as police officers?
Free Soviets
07-04-2006, 20:19
Seduces police officers masquerading as 14 year-olds.

twice the kink, all of the jail time
Free Soviets
07-04-2006, 21:25
This is a trick question. There is no Department of Homeland Security. Oh, Free Soviets you crafty little scamp. You can't fool me thrice.

but i can dream, can't i?
Big Jim P
08-04-2006, 07:30
Secures the Fatherland. *cough. I meant Homeland. Really.*
Gauthier
08-04-2006, 07:57
And a Buttafuoco like this guy are in charge of Homeland Security? It'll be God's Good Mood if the US doesn't get hit with another attack under this dickweed's watc.
Wallonochia
08-04-2006, 16:56
I've always wondered, isn't Homeland Security the job of the Department of Defense?

Perhaps we should just rename the DoD the "Department of Offense" and be up front about it.
Franberry
08-04-2006, 17:08
Or 14 year olds masquerading as police officers?
Ah, the interweb: Where men are men, women are men and children are police officers.
Keruvalia
08-04-2006, 17:27
In Soviet Russia, 14 year old seduces you!
DrunkenDove
08-04-2006, 17:37
What does the Dept of Homeland Security do?

Yo' moma!

Or Yo' daughter, although that doesn't have the same ring.
Free Soviets
08-04-2006, 18:03
In Soviet Russia, 14 year old seduces you!

ah, the r. kelly defense