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I'll start-

last night, i made one of my friends (perhaps the nicest, most friendly, happy-go-lucky guy you'll ever meet) cry like a little girl for nearly an hour. All due to my horrible, disgusting jokes.

My sense of humour will never be the same again. well, maybe it'll improve in a couple of days

Not another damn coincidence!!! :headbang:
I was thinking about this when I headed to the library an hour ago...

Not another damn coincidence!!! :headbang:
I was thinking about this when I headed to the library an hour ago...

You were thinking about my mate as well?

Willfully damaged a friend's property twice. Used the word ****** in front of a little black girl once. Those are the only two things I'm really ashamed of. I'm not ashamed of pulling guns and knives on people, beating people up and other things I did when I was moving coke and weed because that was just part of the business and the people who got hurt or threatened were knowingly taking that risk.

It'll be in my book someday. more than I care to admit in here. stuff that could ID me if someone involved happened to be on NS too.

I'll start-

last night, i made one of my friends (perhaps the nicest, most friendly, happy-go-lucky guy you'll ever meet) cry like a little girl for nearly an hour. All due to my horrible, disgusting jokes.

My sense of humour will never be the same again. well, maybe it'll improve in a couple of days
Don't worry about it man, she needs to get a sense of humor.

fuckin ****.

Willfully damaged a friend's property twice. Used the word ****** in front of a little black girl once. Those are the only two things I'm really ashamed of. I'm not ashamed of pulling guns and knives on people, beating people up and other things I did when I was moving coke and weed because that was just part of the business and the people who got hurt or threatened were knowingly taking that risk.

similar stuff for me, but not with the drug angle.

fuckin ****.

No need.

I sponged off my parents for a year while I was in collage. Just took a year long holiday on their account. Ugh. Even now it still makes me feel dirty.

I let my G.P.A. go below 3.0...while in honors and AP classes too.

You were thinking about my mate as well?No, but I was literally thinking about starting a thread about things we aren't proud of we've done. Sorry, I'm seeing too many coincidences around at the moment...

There's a lot of things I've done that I'm not proud of, the worst one being using the threat of "leaving behind" on children in my care to discipline them. :(

I lied to my husband when we were dating about something.

Well, I could make a list...

The first thing, that i remember, was when I was about 5...

*drones on for 3 hours, until everyone falls asleep*

Then, there was posting in this thread about things I'm ashamed of...

i'm ashamed of being useless in work most days, ashamed of the way i treat my parents often, ashamed of fucking up at uni, ashamed of getting depressed, ashamed of letting people down, ashamed of the way i feel now, ashamed of how jealous i can get, and ashamed of being a fat 21-year old immature drop-out loser.

as for specific things i've done the only thing thing i can think of right now is last week not going out to a friend's birthday do out of spite and bitterness, after promising i'd come.

I bullied an obviously gay kid once.

I'll start-

last night, i made one of my friends (perhaps the nicest, most friendly, happy-go-lucky guy you'll ever meet) cry like a little girl for nearly an hour. All due to my horrible, disgusting jokes.

My sense of humour will never be the same again. well, maybe it'll improve in a couple of daysGo shame yourself:eek: DrunkenDove, you too

I bullied an obviously gay kid once.

For being gay? Or was there some other reason?

For being gay? Or was there some other reason?

For being gay. As if being a bully wasn't awful enough, I used him to deflect attention.

slacking off at school and being content with haveing a 3.0 gpa when i could easily have a 3.5+gpa.
:headbang:
and a few others but i dont want to bore you all.

For being gay? Or was there some other reason?
Do you need a reason to bully gay kids?

Go shame yourself:eek: DrunkenDove, you too

Indeed. Obviously, there's no need for me to "go shame myself" since this thread is for things you already feel ashamed about.

As an aside, I have paid them back. Still, I can only wonder about my mindset at the time.

Indeed. Obviously, there's no need for me to "go shame myself" since this thread is for things you already feel ashamed about.

As an aside, I have paid them back. Still, I can only wonder about my mindset at the time.
well, okay then:p

Not working hard enough at uni, when my parents have pretty much funded my entire time here. I should comfortably have been able to get a 2:1, but I'm struggling for that right now.

On the other hand, I hope my mum is ashamed of continually having such high standards for me, even when I've proved throughout my life that I will never reach them.

Do you need a reason to bully gay kids?

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

You'd like that wouldn't you? :p

You'd like that wouldn't you? :p

Indeed, I would. You obviously desperately need someone to pop your crusty cherry.

Fuck off.
nicely said.
Im ashamed of how i acted last year when i was out with my girlfriend and i got angry at someone else and all sorts of crap happened.
Im also ashamed of the time i pounced on a guy at my mates house and head butted him to teh ground and procedded to kick the crap out of him while being pulled off by four others, im ashamed i did it in my mates house, not giving the guy a beating he deserved everything he got and more.
im ashamed that i am unfit, but am not ashamed so much anymore because i am working hard to be fitter.
Im ashamed with my grades at school the last 3 years but as of now 1 month before my exams i dont think there is much more i can do to change this being a 4th year of shit results. :( bah

Smashed someone's finger once with a door. I didn't mean to do it, but was deliberately acting in a dangerous manner nonetheless.

Hmm. Just generally saying things about friends behind their back.

Indeed, I would. You obviously desperately need someone to pop your crusty cherry.

You would like some action, yet you say I need it. Seems like you are projecting your own desires upon another person Fass. You really need some counseling.

Lying to my friends and family about how I was doing. Then I had my spiritual revival (which is still in progress) and now I am confessing everything.

I won't go into detail, but in involves superglue, a dildo and a roll of film. :p

Lying to my friends and family about how I was doing. Then I had my spiritual revival (which is still in progress) and now I am confessing everything.

*thumbs up* Confessing is the first step to redemption.

You would like some action, yet you say I need it. Seems like you are projecting your own desires upon another person Fass. You really need some counseling.

And you really need some cum up your tight boy twat.

I won't go into detail, but in involves superglue, a dildo and a roll of film. :p

:eek:

*thumbs up* Confessing is the first step to redemption.

Yes it is. Now I'm telling everyone about my spiritual revival.

Yes it is. Now I'm telling everyone about my spiritual revival.

Now, there's a thing to be ashamed of.

I fucked a goat once.

Now, there's a thing to be ashamed of.

:rolleyes:

I have only a few things that stick in my memory, although this is mainly because my most shameful acts happen when I'm blind drunk.

And you really need some cum up your tight boy twat.

Fass, you do happen to know that calling people names, thus failing to control your anger, is a sign of impotence. Don't you?

Fass, you do happen to know that calling people names, thus failing to control your anger, is a sign of impotence. Don't you?

Actually, a sign of impotence is what your mother wishes she had seen.

:rolleyes:

What, you need a reason to bully religious people?

Actually, a sign of impotence is what your mother wishes she had seen.
Maar dan toch niet van jou, lekkere knuffelbeer?:fluffle: :fluffle:

Fass, you do happen to know that calling people names, thus failing to control your anger, is a sign of impotence. Don't you?

While normally I would laugh at your behavior at provoking Fass, and at Fass for getting angry, you have all the subtlety of a drunken elephant. Honestly, learn a little subtlety, and come back later.

Knufflebeer? Is that Budweiser or Miller?

Actually, a sign of impotence is what your mother wishes she had seen.

I never thought I'd see Fass make a yo' mama joke. Oh, Fass, why?!

Maar dan toch niet van jou, lekkere knuffelbeer?:fluffle: :fluffle:

No, she has her son for that.

I never thought I'd see Fass make a yo' mama joke. Oh, Fass, why?!

Weren't we being juvenile? Or am I misunderstanding the game?

Knufflebeer? Is that Budweiser or Miller?neither:p

Fass: you didn't quite understood my Dutch, I think:p

Fass: you didn't quit understtod my Dutch, I think:p

"But then not from you, nice/hot teddybear?"

I did. And I said, that while indeed not from me, she does have her son for that.

Although accidental, I'm ashamed of when I was having a conversation with a friend, and something he asid made me say "Urgh! That's disgusting!". Sod's law a person with a heavily scarred face just walked by and just stared at me...:(

I never thought I'd see Fass make a yo' mama joke. Oh, Fass, why?!
At least he brought a little class to the whole genre. I mean, he used 'mother' and didn't swear. 9/10 "yo mammas" out there wouldn't have understood it.

It's like comparing Mozart and Mötorhead. Clearly, Mötorhead are so much more complex and intriguing; the Mozart fans simply don't get it.

I did. And I said, that while indeed not from me, she does have her son for that.
That doesn't make much sense;)

I've used countless people for sex then dumped them just as they began to properly fall for me.

Ironically, my last ex, someone who I truly loved, did the same to me.

That doesn't make much sense;)

It's an allusion to incest. You'd think someone Dutch would get those quickly...

It's an allusion to incest. You'd think someone Dutch would get those quickly...
We're not like those Swedish..

Actually, a sign of impotence is what your mother wishes she had seen.

Yes indeed. But my father was too strong and muscular. He, unlike you, can actually be proud of his manlihood. So put anyway that pincer Fass, you might actually get off.

It's an allusion to incest. You'd think someone Dutch would get those quickly...

Ahahahaha!

Yes indeed. But my father was too strong and muscular. He, unlike you, can actually be proud of his manlihood. So put anyway that pincer Fass, you might actually get off.

Homophobia is so 90's. Get with the program; The Party Program.

I've used countless people for sex then dumped them just as they began to properly fall for me.

Ironically, my last ex, someone who I truly loved, did the same to me.
Quick, I need someone of the Hindu faith to shout LOL KARMA at The Mindset!

Homophobia is so 90's. Get with the program; The Party Program.
I refuse.

¬_¬

Quick, I need someone of the Hindu faith to shout LOL KARMA at The Mindset!
*converts*

LOL KARMA

I refuse.

¬_¬

You refused the Party Program. You truly are a vagina.

I can be really heartless and cruel sometimes, especially when dealing with exes.

I've been seeing this girl for a few months now and have come really close to sleeping with her best friend. twice. and her friend isn't even my type, too butch. she was just there. (but thankfully ive stopped it both times).

You refused the Party Program. You truly are a vagina.

She is? :eek:

She is? :eek:
No, I am. Never trust anything secondarily quoted from Neo Kervoskia.

However, RPP is right; my main distinguishing feature is that I'm mostly a 5'9" labial fold, with a clitoris for an head.

What have you done that you're ashamed of


Joined this board... I still cut myself occasionlly, as punishment for being such a fool...

joking, of course

*converts*

LOL KARMA


Fatties.

*plots revenge*

I'm ashamed of the fact that today was the last day of school and I'm not blind drunk.

Me, I didn't listen to someone, and now I regret it because it has caused trouble for other people. Not actually ashamed of it though...

I steal flags from dead soldiers's coffins and use them to make pants.

Oh, wait, I'm not ashamed of that.

Oh, wait, I'm not ashamed of that.

You should be. What kind of a sicko wears pants?

You should be. What kind of a sicko wears pants?yeah, Kilts are where it's at.

You should be. What kind of a sicko wears pants?

But they have a big blue starry butt flap!

im generally ashamed of my life as a whole. But thats another story for another day;)

Nothing, nothing at all.

Oh, except for the entirety of my 7th grade. And being a smartass nerdy fuck from preschool through 6th grade. Lets just say I pretend Pre-K through 7 never happened, and I was born during the summer that year.

Yes indeed. But my father was too strong and muscular. He, unlike you, can actually be proud of his manlihood. So put anyway that pincer Fass, you might actually get off.

You sir, are giving a bad name to everything Christian on this forum.

Fass, I'm truly sorry for everything he's said to you, not all of us are like him, some of us are serious about our faith and what it teaches.

For The Nuke Testgrounds, you need to read your bible, and obey The Second Greatest Commandment You shall love your neighbour as yourself.

Even if you're not a Christian, give it a read.

What I'm most ashamed of, is hitting my brother when we were young. He never deserved it, and we always fought. He gave as good as he got, but I should never have hit him.

I feel really shallow now.

Back in high school did some journal writing for English class. I found one of those books a while back and looking at the entry, I noticed I wrote much like an unquestioning Republican Drone. Amazing what years of life will do to your perception of the world.

Being born.

I killed my brother, Fredo.

He broke my heart.

What, you need a reason to bully religious people?

Well she did insult my jewish friend's religion in a matter of speaking.

Being born.

You didn't want to stay where you were, did you?


(careful with that joke, it's an antique)

Nothing that I'm going to post in a thread for a bunch of strangers to read.

Although, I've done my share of wonderfully idiotic (in retrospect) things.

Nothing that I'm going to post in a thread for a bunch of strangers to read.

And they don't come stranger than the denizens of NS General.

Having a nation deleted for taking my anger out on the forum and innocent posters.

hmm...I'm so bored and I can't think of anything I'd like to share with you all...lol

Let's see...I got a 40 on my pre cal quiz last week :(

Annnnd, nobody's here ..*echo*