NationStates Jolt Archive

Several of you have MySpaces. You post random bits of shit and sunshine, but what you don't know is that you're contributing to the death of humanity. MySpace is a haven for douchebaggery, asshattery, child molestors and horrible indie bands. As they grow by the millions, MySpace will consume the internet and eventually NationStates. It will become the number one site for get-togethers, porn, magazines and shopping. The processors will be busy all night and it will all be run by Rupert Murdoch (pictured below)
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/rupertmurdochpensive.jpg
Mwhuhahahahahahaha!
and he will then freeze all activity and the world economies will become stagnant. Information will be blocked and there will be a great spiral downard as such sister sites as MyScience, MySchool, and MyChurch are destroyed due to this blockade. Humanity will wonder aimlessly and eventually will explode due to boredom and lack of vital suppliments.

oh no
The sky is falling...the sky is falling

. MySpace is a haven for douchebaggery, asshattery, child molestors and horrible indie bands. <snipt>.
And how is that different from the rest of the internet?

Yea, I fuckin' hate it too heh :p

And how is that different from the rest of the internet?
It's not entertaining.

using MySpace contributes to the death of humanity? My god it's easier than I originally thought! *MySpaces like crazy*

It's not entertaining.
Well it must be good for ratings. The news can't get enough of Myspace murders. And besides, it's a great place to meet interesting people. What would sexual predators do if they didn't have a convenient site to hook up with sexual prey?

:eek:
:sniper:

What would sexual predators do if they didn't have a convenient site to hook up with sexual prey?
Work as Ronal McDonald performers.

I think it's an interesting phenomenon thats going on with MySpace. I know a few bands on there and I think it's a great way for them to get exposure. I've seen big bands getting in on the action too, as well as movie stars (Elijah Wood), comedians (Dane Cook) and magicians (David Blaine) and who knows what else.

My friend who is a dominatrix has also gotten a few slaves thru MySpace so her success makes me happy :p

I think it's an interesting phenomenon thats going on with MySpace. I know a few bands on there and I think it's a great way for them to get exposure. I've seen big bands getting in on the action too, as well as movie stars (Elijah Wood), comedians (Dane Cook) and magicians (David Blaine) and who knows what else.

My friend who is a dominatrix has also gotten a few slaves thru MySpace so her success makes me happy :p

Tell your friend that I'm soon to have a MySpace acocunt. :p

Work as Ronal McDonald performers.
Disneyland and the clergy seem to be popular career choices for them as well, but not everyone can switch jobs just for the sake of their hobby.

My MySpace= The Shit. Why? Cause I said so!

Feel free to friend me btw
http://www.myspace.com/galliam

Disneyland and the clergy seem to be popular career choices for them as well, but not everyone can switch jobs just for the sake of their hobby.True, but everyone can dream, except for those who can't.

My friend who is a dominatrix has also gotten a few slaves thru MySpace so her success makes me happy :p

Maybe there's something to this MySpace after all! :D

Tell your friend that I'm soon to have a MySpace acocunt. :p

just look up Goddess Sativa

Maybe there's something to this MySpace after all! :D


Haven't you seen the endless pics of hotties on MySpace? It's worthwhile if for no other reason than that.

Several of you have MySpaces. You post random bits of shit and sunshine, but what you don't know is that you're contributing to the death of humanity. MySpace is a haven for douchebaggery, asshattery, child molestors and horrible indie bands. As they grow by the millions, MySpace will consume the internet and eventually NationStates. It will become the number one site for get-togethers, porn, magazines and shopping. The processors will be busy all night and it will all be run by Rupert Murdoch (pictured below)
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/rupertmurdochpensive.jpg
Mwhuhahahahahahaha!
and he will then freeze all activity and the world economies will become stagnant. Information will be blocked and there will be a great spiral downard as such sister sites as MyScience, MySchool, and MyChurch are destroyed due to this blockade. Humanity will wonder aimlessly and eventually will explode due to boredom and lack of vital suppliments.
HEY! I get free porn from myspace! :p lol

I was never really into MySpace. I mean it might have a bit more lure if I was a teenager, but I’m not so it doesn’t. My biggest exposure to it was while I was waiting forever for wearerobots.com to finish the promised Gothbot comic animation. The creator was trying every stall tactic in the book including linking to his MySpace site. I toured around a bit and it was interesting, just not something I had the time to get that involved with. It’s the online equivalent to the scrapbook, combined with the mini-blog. It’s also an ideal spot for sexual predators, but then you’re going to find people like that all over the Internet (it’s just that on MySpace with all the pics provided they can treat the place as a buffet).

There have been a few really great pages pointed out to me, like Sketch’s, based on his Nation States persona.

http://www.myspace.com/fg2kx
Sketch on Myspace (to be experienced)

well i guess if i add to this thread then i can whore my Myspace...so....myspace has ruined me. its like meth or coke or something...yeah...

so now..to whore myspace:





www.myspace.com/thomas_428

Several of you have MySpaces. You post random bits of shit and sunshine, but what you don't know is that you're contributing to the death of humanity. MySpace is a haven for douchebaggery, asshattery, child molestors and horrible indie bands. As they grow by the millions, MySpace will consume the internet and eventually NationStates. It will become the number one site for get-togethers, porn, magazines and shopping. The processors will be busy all night and it will all be run by Rupert Murdoch (pictured below)
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/rupertmurdochpensive.jpg
Mwhuhahahahahahaha!
and he will then freeze all activity and the world economies will become stagnant. Information will be blocked and there will be a great spiral downard as such sister sites as MyScience, MySchool, and MyChurch are destroyed due to this blockade. Humanity will wonder aimlessly and eventually will explode due to boredom and lack of vital suppliments.

I know. Why do you think I have one?

What would sexual predators do if they didn't have a convenient site to hook up with sexual prey?

Well, they could always return to the priesthood. Come back, my son. All is forgiven. ;)

It's not entertaining.


i tried it...but decided i would prefer porn or sleeping to the childish rants that seem so popular...

so it is a non thing to me...it's for college kids and younger ,feeling there oats..usually at the exspence of another.

i guess it is cool for networking if your lonely..but nevermind,not worth the effort.

yay! you've all reminded me I need to take my picture off there...I've been meaning to for ages. There just wasn't anything particularly interesting to do there so I stopped going and abandoned mine after a creep from my town got caught trying to lure some 13 year old from across the country. But stuipid me I forgot to take off my pic and the school I'm attending that says where I live- you've really helped me by reminding me!

(I'm sooo not being sarcastic either)

yay! you've all reminded me I need to take my picture off there...I've been meaning to for ages. There just wasn't anything particularly interesting to do there so I stopped going and abandoned mine after a creep from my town got caught trying to lure some 13 year old from across the country. But stuipid me I forgot to take off my pic and the school I'm attending that says where I live- you've really helped me by reminding me!

(I'm sooo not being sarcastic either)

okay....then just close your page and move on.

Myspace is alright if you are really bored....

Facebook! That is where it is at. I just tonight found a girl I was talking to at work at the library without knowing her name. Isnt' stalking wonderful? Of course it keeps non-college kids out and lets you find anyone in your school who is on it (which is almost everyone). Why look through random hot girls when you can find real ones that live a minute and a half away or are in your classes and see all their drunken hotass pictures? It is quite the useful tool. Too bad most of you suckas can't use it.

I think it may work for highschool now but whatever I've never seen any highschoolers on it.