Mans idea on illegal immigrants
IL Ruffino
06-04-2006, 20:51
So as I read the opinions section of the paper, I come across a mans statement on illegal immigrants:
These illegal immigrants who want a free ride to this country should put a uniform on and serve in the military for two years in order to become a citizen.
I agree with what he said. If they want to live here they should do something for this country.
Do you agree? Why? Why not?
Desperate Measures
06-04-2006, 20:54
So as I read the opinions section of the paper, I come across a mans statement on illegal immigrants:
I agree with what he said. If they want to live here they should do something for this country.
Do you agree? Why? Why not?
I think that should be a way for someone to become a citizen but not the only way.
The UN abassadorship
06-04-2006, 20:54
So as I read the opinions section of the paper, I come across a mans statement on illegal immigrants:
I agree with what he said. If they want to live here they should do something for this country.
Do you agree? Why? Why not?
the argument could be made that by providing, backbreaking cheap labor, that they are already doing something for the country by becoming basically slaves, prehaps not literally but close enough. Many do in fact join the military to gain citizenship, and many have recieved it after dying, in places like Iraq.
Free Soviets
06-04-2006, 20:57
If they want to live here they should do something for this country.
and what exactly are they doing currently?
Desperate Measures
06-04-2006, 20:58
and what exactly are they doing currently?
mowing our lawn.
DrunkenDove
06-04-2006, 20:59
the argument could be made that by providing, backbreaking cheap labor, that they are already doing something for the country by becoming basically slaves, prehaps not literally but close enough. Many do in fact join the military to gain citizenship, and many have recieved it after dying, in places like Iraq.
I was under the impression that you couldn't join the millitary without a green card.
As for the idea, no. There's no need for a massive millitary.
Refused Party Program
06-04-2006, 21:00
and what exactly are they doing currently?
Showing y'all up.
Do something for your country? By joining up to kill people in another country? What a great idea! In fact, since there are many people already killing people in other countries, why don't you put out a call for soldiers from around the world to come be US citizens!
Maybe there should be a quota to fulfill as well. 2 years in the service or 15 casualties, whichever comes first.
Maybe some extra points for killing 'suspected terrorists'.
Keruvalia
06-04-2006, 21:01
the argument could be made that by providing, backbreaking cheap labor, that they are already doing something for the country by becoming basically slaves, prehaps not literally but close enough. Many do in fact join the military to gain citizenship, and many have recieved it after dying, in places like Iraq.
My god .... I agree with UNA ...
*checks for locusts*
The UN abassadorship
06-04-2006, 21:01
I was under the impression that you couldn't join the millitary without a green card.
As for the idea, no. There's no need for a massive millitary.
To be honest, Im not sure about the green card thing, but I do know many are joining the military as a way to gain citizenship, I heard on the news a little while ago.
Serving in the military is good, but not in any high position I would hope for. Though there should be more ways for illegal immigrants to obtain citizenship, maybe reducing the test material and having a set of info.
Seriously they do not want to go to the hospital and could die if it was serious. People fear getting deported or being denied help if they are illegal immigrants. We should change that view for them by making it easier to become citizens and have help given to them under a 'no-questions asked' policy if they are on a life-or-death situation.
DrunkenDove
06-04-2006, 21:11
and what exactly are they doing currently?
Yo' moma.
Peisandros
06-04-2006, 21:26
Yo' moma.
Ahh, the 'Yo moma' call comes out again. Always a good one.
As for the issue, I don't particularly care to be honest.
Whittier---
06-04-2006, 21:37
they already have that. If you are an immigrant, whether legal or illegal, you are automatically eligible for US citizenship if you want it.
The UN abassadorship
06-04-2006, 21:40
My god .... I agree with UNA ...
*checks for locusts*
:p
Jello Biafra
06-04-2006, 21:41
Wouldn't it be much easier to just ban the concept of citizenship?
Desperate Measures
06-04-2006, 21:42
Wouldn't it be much easier to just ban the concept of citizenship?
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Seosavists
06-04-2006, 21:44
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Their accent.
IL Ruffino
06-04-2006, 21:54
they already have that. If you are an immigrant, whether legal or illegal, you are automatically eligible for US citizenship if you want it.
They why don't they take that offer? They wouldn't get deported..
Keruvalia
06-04-2006, 21:55
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Eye color.
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Hair color.
Seosavists
06-04-2006, 21:57
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Size of their noses.
Keruvalia
06-04-2006, 22:00
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Their accent.
Eye color.
Hair color.
Size of their noses.
hehe ... awesome ...
Jello Biafra
06-04-2006, 22:01
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Well, since we've had tons of other suggestions, I'll throw out penis or breast size.
Refused Party Program
06-04-2006, 22:02
But then how do we know which person is better than the other?
Lemon meringue.
Seosavists
06-04-2006, 22:04
Lemon meringue.
Damn, now I have a lemon meringue craving.