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Since there seem to be an increasingly large number of threads about H N - even threads about the threads about H N - I got to thinking. Who would win in an awesome showdown between Czardas and Fiddlebottoms?

Now, personally, the concept of this is too much awesome for my mind, dulled as it is by being on holiday, to comprehend, so again I turn to the staunch people of NS Gen for help.

What d'ya reckon eh?

What makes you think I think they think you think we think we know what would happen?

What makes you think I think they think you think we think we know what would happen?

:eek: *Head explodes*

Dammit it was bad enough with just holidays, you had to go and make it worse didn't you :p

The obvious answer is that the world would explode from the overconcentration of insanity, reversing our personalities and causing a thermonuclear explosion that would wipe out the known and unknown multiverse. In fact, that's exactly why I plan to visit New York City next year. :D

oh it's so hard to choose between you boys....

:p

The result would be Chuck Norris.

should those two egos ever collide, all i know is i don't want to be anywhere near ground zero :eek:

The obvious answer is that the world would explode from the overconcentration of insanity, reversing our personalities and causing a thermonuclear explosion that would wipe out the known and unknown multiverse. In fact, that's exactly why I plan to visit New York City next year. :D

Why would you fail to not to cease to not going no not there?

The obvious answer is that the world would explode from the overconcentration of insanity, reversing our personalities and causing a thermonuclear explosion that would wipe out the known and unknown multiverse. In fact, that's exactly why I plan to visit New York City next year. :D

Hurrah! Awesome showdown time (next year at least). Hmm... now if only you'd thrown down the gauntlet in some irresistible challenge - some epic tourney the likes of which had never been seen, such that H N couldn't resist.

Who would win in an awesome showdown between Czardas and Fiddlebottoms?

Nobody, cause in real-life, they're both wimps!

*runs*

should those two egos ever collide, all i know is i don't want to be anywhere near ground zero :eek:
"Hey HN, why don't we hold our epic conflict at Southampton this year? The sea air could really do us some good....."

They would fuse into one being, making the world truly cower in fear. Even the good graces of Lord Dreadfire himself and his Excessively Armed Empire cannot stop the fusion of Czardas and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII!!!!!!!

My scrotum-seeking attack weasels will be waiting in ambush for the most opportune moment to strike and take them both out.

Then I will absorb their insanity and add it to my own. :)

They would fuse into one being, making the world truly cower in fear. Even the good graces of Lord Dreadfire himself and his Excessively Armed Empire cannot stop the fusion of Czardas and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII!!!!!!!
Break out the popcorn then. I keep thinking of Godzilla VS King Kong.

Enjoy the show... (http://www.boshzilla.com/pics/thumbs/postKKzila.jpg)

The result would be Chuck Norris.
Heh, good call.

Would indeed be excellent.

They would fuse into one being, making the world truly cower in fear. Even the good graces of Lord Dreadfire himself and his Excessively Armed Empire cannot stop the fusion of Czardas and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII!!!!!!!
Especially considering that Lord Dreadfire primarily exists as a string of zeroes and ones stemming from the pen of Automagfreek (aka Chris somebody or other), while both Czardas and Fiddlebottoms are in fact real and tangible beings. :p /evil laughter/

Mooseica... make a poll... *pleads*

Hmm as for me I'll cast my vote with Czardas... but it'd be great to watch

"Hey HN, why don't we hold our epic conflict at Southampton this year? The sea air could really do us some good....."
*moves to Melbourne, Australia*

hahaha you're for it now, kanabia! ;) :D

Mooseica... make a poll... *pleads*

Hmm as for me I'll cast my vote with Czardas... but it'd be great to watchMake a poll. A multiple choice poll...:D

Out of curiousity Czardas, what is your nationality?

Make a poll. A multiple choice poll...:D

But then Myrth wins by default.

But then Myrth wins by default.Only limiting it to those two would make it interesting though :)

*moves to Melbourne, Australia*

hahaha you're for it now, kanabia! ;) :D
Even better. Two birds with one stone!

Actually three, counting Max! :p

Out of curiousity Czardas, what is your nationality?
I have US citizenship.

The result would be Chuck Norris.
So you mean they both turn into losers?



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H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has impressed me lately with some of their posts and i am not easily impressed.
Oh look Belly Button lint and it is blue.
*Scurrys off*

So you mean they both turn into losers?



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H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has impressed me lately with some of their posts and i am not easily impressed.
Oh look Belly Button lint and it is blue.
*Scurrys off*

Harlesburg!

Harlesburg!
Is that a good Harlesburg or a bad Harlesburg?
Your tone is too vague...

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has impressed me lately with some of their posts and i am not easily impressed.
Oh look Belly Button lint and it is blue.
*Scurrys off*
Ahahaha. We'll see about that.... XD

Ahahaha. We'll see about that.... XD
Me hopes so.
Pick up your game.:)

Me hopes so.
Pick up your game.:)
Actually, I was talking about the blue bellybutton lint... but that's not bad either....

Actually, I was talking about the blue bellybutton lint... but that's not bad either....
Well it certainly isn't Green...
Crazy Lashie is offline.:rolleyes:

What about Lunatic Goofballs?

I think Fiddlebottoms would win this showdown. Sorry Czardas, but I haven't seen as much of you and H N's incredibly awesome randomness cannot be defeated.

What about Lunatic Goofballs?

I think Fiddlebottoms would win this showdown. Sorry Czardas, but I haven't seen as much of you and H N's incredibly awesome randomness cannot be defeated.
True, however, I've been around longer, have more and better posts in general, and my sheer egotism and insanity can defeat anyone else's with its hands tied behind its back, blindfolded, sans legs, using only its tongue. Which it won't be. :p

True, however, I've been around longer, have more and better posts in general, and my sheer egotism and insanity can defeat anyone else's with its hands tied behind its back, blindfolded, sans legs, using only its tongue. Which it won't be. :p

Mmmm. Kinky.

I prefer to get my insanity on one leg at a time.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has impressed me lately with some of their posts and i am not easily impressed.
This would be more complementary, were it not coming from a New Zealander. We all know they're impressed by anything, the entire country was shut down when water fountains were first introduced and everyone had to spend four days playing in them.

This would be more complementary, were it not coming from a New Zealander. We all know they're impressed by anything, the entire country was shut down when water fountains were first introduced and everyone had to spend four days playing in them.He beat you to that joke with the belly button lint line.

He beat you to that joke with the belly button lint line.
No, blue belly button lint is incredibly impressive. How could you not be fascinated by it? On the other hand, water fountains are just lame.

No, blue belly button lint is incredibly impressive. How could you not be fascinated by it? On the other hand, water fountains are just lame.I wouldn't know. We don't have water fountains here (just sinks) and my belly button lint is always black or grey.

Czardas has the advantage of having had (as well as two random toes) his nose ...err, metal breathing apparatus, declared slightly holy; the holiness purifies his evilness, making it pure evil, (which is awesome) as opposed to unpure evil. (which is not only nasty, but pretty much useless) In addition to otherwise being quite maniacal (significantly more so than Fiddlebottoms; a clear advantage), the combination of evilness and holiness (as those two universal elements combined result in maniacalness) reinforces it.

Not only that, but last time I checked, he had a pretty good potential for fluffiness as well. Therefore, By All That Is Fluffy, I would say Czardas is favored to win, providing he performs some of the most wholesome acts listed in this (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Holiness) article, and possibly (in order to increase his maniacalness further) some of the recommended evil doings listed here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evilness). Something else that might further increase his chances is the uttering of the fluffalicious phrases listed somewhere around, or even possibly exactly, here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fluffiness).

Reading those three articles, by the way, is guaranteed to give you a pretty good understanding of the basic workings of the Three Universal Elements; Fluffiness, Evilness and Holiness.

May you live in Fluffiness,
- The Divine Fluffalizer

Reading those three articles, by the way, is guaranteed to give you a pretty good understanding of the basic workings of the Three Universal Elements; Fluffiness, Evilness and Holiness.
I count three grammar errors in the first paragraph of the first article, and overall the Uncycopedia is inferior to the EncyclopaediaDramatica, therefore your 3-Elements theory is a lie, and your opinions are worthless.

More importantly, however, I am completely holy, by virtue of having been commissioned as the Reichsmarschall of the one Goddess, Aerou. With my divine mandate, it is impossible for me to fall at the hand of a false god and pretender to the throne of Supreme Ruler.

Why are we arguing such a goddamn stupid point? No matter who wins, they're both losers.

Wait, that came out wrong. I mean, we're all losers.

Wait, I mean.....

I give up.

Simonist']Why are we arguing such a goddamn stupid point? No matter who wins, they're both losers.

Wait, that came out wrong. I mean, we're all losers.

Wait, I mean.....

I give up.
...loser.

In other news, I have recently received a large shipment of partially frozen trout. Ph34r.

None of it matters anyway. The minute the Czardas and Fiddlebottoms collided, the reactor managers would see the effect and dump a shitload of sensible posters all over them, thus smothering all attempts by Czar and Fiddy (yes, Fiddy, for H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is actually 50 cent) to successfully collide.

Some of the more sensible posters would have to include Jocabia and Sinhue, if only for the sheer magnitude of their agruing skillz. Yes, skillz with a z. They're just that badass at arguing.

None of it matters anyway. The minute the Czardas and Fiddlebottoms collided, the reactor managers would see the effect and dump a shitload of sensible posters all over them, thus smothering all attempts by Czar and Fiddy (yes, Fiddy, for H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is actually 50 cent) to successfully collide.

Some of the more sensible posters would have to include Jocabia and Sinhue, if only for the sheer magnitude of their agruing skillz. Yes, skillz with a z. They're just that badass at arguing.
But Jocabia's leaving, what shall we do?

Simonist']But Jocabia's leaving, what shall we do?
Well that's simple.

*gets out netgun*

http://www.codaenterprises.com/images/netgun.jpg
Come on, Simonist, we's goin' huntin'!

I'd win, just because Im that awesome. Im basically Chuck Norris without the beard:p

Simonist']Why are we arguing such a goddamn stupid point? No matter who wins, they're both losers.
What else am I going to do with my eternity? Certainly not spend it on something productive.

I know what would happen. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds after their egos collide time will start going backwards.

What else am I going to do with my eternity? Certainly not spend it on something productive.
Good to see you have a PMA there.

:)

Good to see you have a PMA there.

:)
PM . . . A? Wha . . .?
Photo Marketing Association?:confused:

What else am I going to do with my eternity? Certainly not spend it on something productive.
Pr0n? Or maybe alcohol?

Or if you really want something new, there's always climbing K2 and then refusing to come down again until someone brings you pie... that's fairly unproductive....

PM . . . A? Wha . . .?
Photo Marketing Association?:confused:
It may mean something, it may not. The Acronym was merely created to confuse you long enough to ensnare you and keep you far, far away from Czar.

It worked too.

Pr0n? Or maybe alcohol?
Yeah, but that takes only one hand, one ear, and one eye (real men drink vodka through crazy straws). So, the left half of my screen is filled with pr0n, and my left hand is going at it, but what do I do with the right hand and right half of the screen?
NS can be done with one hand, half a brain, and half a screen, so here I am.
Or if you really want something new, there's always climbing K2 and then refusing to come down again until someone brings you pie... that's fairly unproductive....
Been there, done that, fired a stolen RPG at the helicopter they sent to monitor me. I need new excitements-
I know, I could try wearing a paper hat!


No, this isn't much helping the situation either.

Anyone else think they should have a plastic spork duel to the death?

Anyone else think they should have a plastic spork duel to the death?
Only if we can fight them too. I love a good spork duel.

Don't know if Fiddlebottoms RP's, but I know Czardas does (or did). So, because this is NS, I think the best way to determine who'd win in a fight between the two is one, good RP.

I count three grammar errors in the first paragraph of the first article, and overall the Uncycopedia is inferior to the EncyclopaediaDramatica, therefore your 3-Elements theory is a lie, and your opinions are worthless.

More importantly, however, I am completely holy, by virtue of having been commissioned as the Reichsmarschall of the one Goddess, Aerou. With my divine mandate, it is impossible for me to fall at the hand of a false god and pretender to the throne of Supreme Ruler.Fluff off, you defluffalized, unfluffy piece of non-fluff!

You clearly are Bat Fuck Insane (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bat_Fuck_Insane), but that alone won't help you! I am far fluffier than you will ever be, and with the divine blessing of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Holy_Broken_Chair_of_Fluffiness), I am the holiest being in the universe! MWAAhHHAhAHaAHAhHAAAAAAAAA! (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21)1!! And as if that wearen't enough, I have the maniacal protection of SNEeSe (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SNEeSe).

And according to this article (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica), (which is Minitrue approved, doubleplusgood fact and therefore crimethink to question. nevermind that it at the same time is doubleplusungood crimethink in itself) your statement is about Encyclopædia Dramatica is incorrect. Shame on you!

I have no clue what would happen, but I personally would want my man, Czardas, to win. Although a very reliable (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=%22H+N+Fiddlebottoms+VIII%22) source was broken in the determination of who would win. I think the world just might blow up.

I have no clue what would happen, but I personally would want my man, Czardas, to win. Although a very reliable (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=%22H+N+Fiddlebottoms+VIII%22) source was broken in the determination of who would win. I think the world just might blow up.

*takes a drag*

Now that, my friends, is a conspiracy.

I have no clue what would happen, but I personally would want my man, Czardas, to win. Although a very reliable (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=%22H+N+Fiddlebottoms+VIII%22) source was broken in the determination of who would win. I think the world just might blow up.
WTF? They broke it!

But if you do it the old way, Czardas obviously wins by virtue of his commoner's name: 337,000 vs. 150 for Fiddles - but at least those are all his own.

WTF? They broke it!

But if you do it the old way, Czardas obviously wins by virtue of his commoner's name: 337,000 vs. 150 for Fiddles - but at least those are all his own.
yeah, it just leaves you hanging on the "the winner is" part.

yeah, it just leaves you hanging on the "the winner is" part.
That, or it tells me they both have 0 mentions. Either way, they broke it. Lucky for them it's just Google, not Pottery Barn.

That, or it tells me they both have 0 mentions. Either way, they broke it. Lucky for them it's just Google, not Pottery Barn.

That actually worked one day?

That actually worked one day?
What, Google Fight? Um, yes, it used to.

I've known both of these sons a bitches for some time and I have to say the winner is stapler.

What, Google Fight? Um, yes, it used to.

I was wondering if something was up with that...

I have no clue what would happen, but I personally would want my man, Czardas, to win. Although a very reliable (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=%22H+N+Fiddlebottoms+VIII%22) source was broken in the determination of who would win. I think the world just might blow up.
True, in a Googlefight, Czardas can call upon his unique Hungarian Dance-stepping powers to overcome my own defenses. However, I merely have to engage him on a battlefield where the power of his legendary waltz is useless, and the advantage becomes mine again (which is the true reason that Googlefight is reluctant to give an answer).
For instance, a fast paced Renaissance era waltz is impossible with heavy and unwieldy foot gear. So, Czardas, shall we clog?

Well that's simple.

*gets out netgun*

http://www.codaenterprises.com/images/netgun.jpg
Come on, Simonist, we's goin' huntin'!
After several hours of due consideration, I accept.

*dons crappy camo "hunting" hat*

"I'm in a camouflage deer blind with grease paint on my face. There's deer urine on my boots......I'm not sure why."

Simonist']"I'm in a camouflage deer blind with grease paint on my face. There's deer urine on my boots......I'm not sure why."
I fear that's not from a deer, my dear. I got a little . . . excited a few minutes ago, and, um . . .
Yes.

Simonist']"I'm in a camouflage deer blind with grease paint on my face. There's deer urine on my boots......I'm not sure why."

*shifts uncomfortably* That isn't grease paint, either.

What about Lunatic Goofballs?

I think Fiddlebottoms would win this showdown. Sorry Czardas, but I haven't seen as much of you and H N's incredibly awesome randomness cannot be defeated.
Sheer folly.
My Randomness excedes his.

This would be more complementary, were it not coming from a New Zealander. We all know they're impressed by anything, the entire country was shut down when water fountains were first introduced and everyone had to spend four days playing in them.
And there it goes...
Czardas wins.

Sheer folly.
My Randomness excedes his.But unlike his, it can be defeated. :)

But unlike his, it can be defeated. :)
Lies.:eek:

Lies.:eek:Like a rug! :D

(Curse JOLT!!! Why did it have to be the grinning smily?!)

Like a rug! :D

(Curse JOLT!!! Why did it have to be the grinning smily?!)
Because the Train Conductor has the week off?...

I have no clue what would happen, but I personally would want my man, Czardas, to win. Although a very reliable (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=%22H+N+Fiddlebottoms+VIII%22) source was broken in the determination of who would win. I think the world just might blow up.
Bah, you got the edited version; it's inaccurate. I managed to make a bootleg of the uncut fight, and I think the results are rather more indefinite...
http://i2.tinypic.com/rcohhx.gif
*takes a drag*

Now that, my friends, is a conspiracy.
:eek:

More importantly, however, I am completely holy, by virtue of having been commissioned as the Reichsmarschall of the one Goddess, Aerou. With my divine mandate, it is impossible for me to fall at the hand of a false god and pretender to the throne of Supreme Ruler.

Fiddlebottoms has an entire army on his side, Czardas doesn't stand a chance.

Fiddlebottoms has an entire army on his side, Czardas doesn't stand a chance.
Technically I'm part of this army.

Please don't kill me Czar. I'd rather kill you, if I get a choice between the two.

I fear that's not from a deer, my dear. I got a little . . . excited a few minutes ago, and, um . . .
Yes.

*shifts uncomfortably* That isn't grease paint, either.

.......

EWWWWWWWWW!

Technically I'm part of this army.

Please don't kill me Czar. I'd rather kill you, if I get a choice between the two.

Indeed, you are :D.

Czardas can join us if he wants....though I don't know if he can be trusted....

Indeed, you are :D.

Czardas can join us if he wants....though I don't know if he can be trusted....Ah, but isn't the inherent lack of trust what makes our army so unique? :)

Fiddlebottoms has an entire army on his side, Czardas doesn't stand a chance.
Ah, but I have a cult. And we all know cults > armies in the coolness factor.

Bwahahahaha!

Ah, but I have a cult. And we all know cults > armies in the coolness factor.

Bwahahahaha!
Yeah, but didn't you only get a couple members before it was shot down? I mean, I didn't even get to officially join, and I was one of the ones originally pimping the idea :(

Ah, but isn't the inherent lack of trust what makes our army so unique? :)

True, I really have no clue what goes on. I think the army is very hedonistic and I've decided to have a very laissez-faire attitude about it :).

Simonist']Yeah, but didn't you only get a couple members before it was shot down? I mean, I didn't even get to officially join, and I was one of the ones originally pimping the idea :(
Hmmm... originally there was me, Tribes, and I V Stalin. After it was closed though a lot of people asked to join (or were conscripted by me XD) and were accepted: The Noble Men, you, Avarhierrim, Neo-K, &c. (Inner Circle members such as TSS, PM, Drache, Lashie, Hype, and Eh-oh are also by default considered cultists.)

....Tribes...Drache...

They're mine now!

Hmmm... originally there was me, Tribes, and I V Stalin. After it was closed though a lot of people asked to join (or were conscripted by me XD) and were accepted: The Noble Men, you, Avarhierrim, Neo-K, &c. (Inner Circle members such as TSS, PM, Drache, Lashie, Hype, and Eh-oh are also by default considered cultists.)
what, I'm not part of this cult?

So...hang on....

I'm part of Czardas' region, as are Neo-K, Fiddlebottoms and (strangely) Aerou. Yet, I'm also part of Aerou's army, with Fiddy at the lead, currently taking arms Czardas. And, finally, I'm also in the Cult of Czardas. Officially, too, as I was the first member to apply and be accepted. So...

...

...do I have to fight myself? Twice?

...do I have to fight myself? Twice?

You could just hide somewhere, eating pie, and then emerge after the dirt settled and tell the victor that you were on his side all along.

Or I could just eat the pie. I'm an eater, not a fighter.

Hmmm... originally there was me, Tribes, and I V Stalin. After it was closed though a lot of people asked to join (or were conscripted by me XD) and were accepted: The Noble Men, you, Avarhierrim, Neo-K, &c. (Inner Circle members such as TSS, PM, Drache, Lashie, Hype, and Eh-oh are also by default considered cultists.)
Ah ha i knew it!

Ah, but I have a cult. And we all know cults > armies in the coolness factor.

Bwahahahaha!
But we're a cult as well. Aerou's cult and my army are the same organization, therfore the real formula is:
Cult + Army > Cult

However, I think that we can resolve this matter without taking up arms against each other. Instead, we could just kill Tribes for being a traitor and go out looking for muffins.

But we're a cult as well. Aerou's cult and my army are the same organization, therfore the real formula is:
Cult + Army > Cult

However, I think that we can resolve this matter without taking up arms against each other. Instead, we could just kill Tribes for being a traitor and go out looking for muffins.
How can I be a traitor if I still work dilligently for both sides? If anything, I'm neutral.

But we're a cult as well. Aerou's cult and my army are the same organization, therfore the real formula is:
Cult + Army > Cult

However, I think that we can resolve this matter without taking up arms against each other. Instead, we could just kill Tribes for being a traitor and go out looking for muffins.
How's about we go looking for the muffin man, then we can have all the muffins we want.

damn him and his tasty muffins!!!!!
*shakes fist*

How's about we go looking for the muffin man, then we can have all the muffins we want.

damn him and his tasty muffins!!!!!
*shakes fist*
It's OK, I have him locked in a factory. His punishment for succumbing in the battle of the confectionary is to mass-produce muffins for me all day. I also have an agreement with the Viceroy of Cookieland to give me 1000 cookies a week to prevent me attacking.

But we're a cult as well. Aerou's cult and my army are the same organization, therfore the real formula is:
Cult + Army > Cult

However, I think that we can resolve this matter without taking up arms against each other. Instead, we could just kill Tribes for being a traitor and go out looking for muffins.

I love you and all FiddleButtons, but if anyone kills Tribes, I kill them.


Slowly and painfully.

I love you and all FiddleButtons, but if anyone kills Tribes, I kill them.


Slowly and painfully.
Who needs an army when you've got a sexy psycho on call? :D

No seriously, don't fuck with her. She'll collect your scrotum.

Who needs an army when you've got a sexy psycho on call? :D

No seriously, don't fuck with her. She'll collect your scrotum.


*nods while foaming at the mouth*


And I can make some pretty nifty jewelry out of them too.

*nods while foaming at the mouth*


And I can make some pretty nifty jewelry out of them too.
Yeah, how many necklaces was it at last count?

I love you and all FiddleButtons, but if anyone kills Tribes, I kill them.
If you kill me, I will bleed all over your clothes, and then you'll have to pay extra to have them proffesionally cleaned. My revenge shall appear on your laundry bill for time immemorial! Muahahahaha!

Yeah, how many necklaces was it at last count?



10,20,30,40,50........hell.....these are just from last week.

Bout 500 +......but if we include the earrings and bracelets, well....then we are approaching the 1000 mark.



**Oh I'm approaching 8000 posts! What do I turn into next?

If you kill me, I will bleed all over your clothes, and then you'll have to pay extra to have them proffesionally cleaned. My revenge shall appear on your laundry bill for time immemorial! Muahahahaha!


I thought your veins ran with ice water? Or sewage was it?

I thought your veins ran with ice water? Or sewage was it?
My veins are filled with the ink from those dye packs that explode and stain everything when you rob a bank. I know where the confusion could be coming from, though, because just a few months ago I did have ice water. Then I got a coupon for the procedure to change it (the ink was free with the surgery), and you know how I can't resist coupons . . .

Hmmm... originally there was me, Tribes, and I V Stalin. After it was closed though a lot of people asked to join (or were conscripted by me XD) and were accepted: The Noble Men, you, Avarhierrim, Neo-K, &c. (Inner Circle members such as TSS, PM, Drache, Lashie, Hype, and Eh-oh are also by default considered cultists.)

Hey... when did i choose to become part of this cult...?

Or did I have no choice:rolleyes:

Hey... when did i choose to become part of this cult...?

Or did I have no choice:rolleyes:
Yeah nice cover.;)

What d'ya reckon eh?
I reckon that I could care less. :p

Ooooh, yeah, I forgot I was part of Czardas' cult. Guess that puts me on his side then. Though what with Fiddy being a jolt-zombie, I might just sit out the fight.

...


Unicron.

Ah, but I have a cult. And we all know cults > armies in the coolness factor.

Bwahahahaha!

Pfft... You're cult dresses in long brown robes, wears big square glasses, shaves their head, and dances around with flowers.

The army has long brown robes, wears big square glasses, shaves our heads, but we dance around with pie.

Pie > Flowers

Ooooh, yeah, I forgot I was part of Czardas' cult. Guess that puts me on his side then. Though what with Fiddy being a jolt-zombie, I might just sit out the fight.
Yes, you'll have to wait a couple years until the sequel (Zombies Vs Cultists, Part III: The Blood Reawakening of Death) before getting involved.

I don't know if I want to be a Czardas Cultist or an H N Militant. :confused:

I don't know if I want to be a Czardas Cultist or an H N Militant. :confused:
Since we're both religions; it really is a question of who you want to worship: Some basement dwelling nerd, or the One Goddess Aerou?
I think the answer is pretty clear.
And if you need further convincing, consider this: 1 out of every 30 earwigs born in the US will die before reaching maturity.
How could you side with Czardas knowing that everyday there is a veritable earwig holocaust going on?

Since we're both religions; it really is a question of who you want to worship: Some basement dwelling nerd, or the One Goddess Aerou?
I think the answer is pretty clear.
And if you need further convincing, consider this: 1 out of every 30 earwigs born in the US will die before reaching maturity.
How could you side with Czardas knowing that everyday there is a veritable earwig holocaust going on?

I'd rather see 30 of 30 earwigs dying before maturity. Everybody needs a little genocide.

I'd rather see 30 of 30 earwigs dying before maturity. Everybody needs a little genocide.
That was supposed to read "29 out of 30 earwigs will die", but then I altered my wording and ruined everything. Now I shall go commit seppuku in the woods.

Since we're both religions; it really is a question of who you want to worship: Some basement dwelling nerd, or the One Goddess Aerou?
I think the answer is pretty clear.
And if you need further convincing, consider this: 1 out of every 30 earwigs born in the US will die before reaching maturity.
How could you side with Czardas knowing that everyday there is a veritable earwig holocaust going on?
I see, but what's in it for me?

That was supposed to read "29 out of 30 earwigs will die", but then I altered my wording and ruined everything. Now I shall go commit seppuku in the woods.

Don't go messing up the woods. Here, I'll send someone to beat your skull in with a tire iron and toss you in the city dump. That's much classier.

Don't go messing up the woods. Here, I'll send someone to beat your skull in with a tire iron and toss you in the city dump. That's much classier.
*hi fives classy death*

I see, but what's in it for me?
You get to become militant, have a rank, and yell things at people every once in a while. Also, if we ever mobilize enough people and invade Canada, the first 30 people to have joined the army will all get a hundred square miles of frozen nothing on which to build an ice palace.
What does Czardas offer? Nothing.

You get to become militant, have a rank, and yell things at people every once in a while. Also, if we ever mobilize enough people and invade Canada, the first 30 people to have joined the army will all get a hundred square miles of frozen nothing on which to build an ice palace.
What does Czardas offer? Nothing.

Invade Canada, eh? Well, I hope you bring a nice suit. We'd hate to bury you in tatters.

Invade Canada, eh? Well, I hope you bring a nice suit. We'd hate to bury you in tatters.


We can take Dudley Do-Right.

OK, I can't think well myself now, (still affected by sleeping pills :p ), I NEVER vist General anymore, and I have no clue who Filddlebottoms is. However, I can state if Fiddlebottoms is not delusional, such as Czardas, (believing he's the ruler of the multiverse knowing full well that it is I :headbang: ), Fiddlebottoms! (Unless of course, his IQ is -9).

BTW, what would this debate be regarding? I don't even know what you mean by HN, as I haven't participated in General in eons, and don't intend to. I was happily going about my nation when I saw Czardas' name on a thread and had to check it out.

Czardas would, indeed, make a jester extrordinaire! :D

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Mistress Hype
Bow before your superior, Czardas. If you still believe your nonsense, I reccomend a good shrink. You're likely to be schizoprhenic, or just entirely manic... no depressive... Permanent Delusions of Grandeur!:p I should feel privledged to know such a deluded manic... none shall surpass him there.

Try to accept reality, even if it takes a load of Thorazine or some such other uber-strong antipsychotic, Czardas, my little minion! :fluffle: *snicker*

Uhhh... Canada? OK, I know a few Canadians... One from Saskatchewan. The guy wears shorts and a T-Shirt when it is -10 degrees F. and thinks nothing of it. He's in the middle of no where. No street lights, etc. I can't see the US even WANTING to be there! (Other than for possible pipeline issues.) Aside from that... those in the Quebec area speak *gasp* :eek: French! BLEAH!!! Who wants 100K acres of nowhere... with no electricity, etc. Fiddle, if that's what you arguing with Czardas about, his delusions (other than his omnipotency), are preferable! ;)

*disclaimer... I have not read what the Manic Maniac has written recently re: anything of importance. (Is there anything of importance, or not entirely redundant on General? :confused: ) Therefore, I don't know how this arguement came aboot! <---booooooooo!

Invade Canada, eh? Well, I hope you bring a nice suit. We'd hate to bury you in tatters.


Ah... I see "HN" is Fiddlebottoms. Sorry I overlooked that. So Fiddlebottms, you've been dueling w/Czardas, eh? Good! :D

(Any chance you can bring him back to reality?) ;)

*sigh* Alas, I don't think it's possible...;)

OK, I can't think well myself now, (still affected by sleeping pills :p )

I've got to get me some of those sleeping pills.

Since we're both religions; it really is a question of who you want to worship: Some basement dwelling nerd, or the One Goddess Aerou?
I think the answer is pretty clear.
And if you need further convincing, consider this: 1 out of every 30 earwigs born in the US will die before reaching maturity.
How could you side with Czardas knowing that everyday there is a veritable earwig holocaust going on?

Not One Goddess... sorry...

I prefer to worship myself: Mistress Hype the Goddess. Aerou is not the only goddess. The answer isn't pretty clear to any of you, however is dead clear to me and my fiends.

I promise anything anybody wants! Ice castles are cool (eww bad pun)... You know, I'm going to shut the eff up now, since I see that I am ranting due to Lunesta :D *snickers*

Of course, everything regarding what I said about Czardas rings all too true. ;)

I've got to get me some of those sleeping pills.

Yeah, I took Lunesta at 2 or 3 or something and had to take four Fioricet recently... wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

We can take Dudley Do-Right.

I probably won't be back here to read any reply... unless it's soon, but where in Italy? My mother was born in Italy... the Lucca area. Where are you?

If I don't see your reply:

Buona Fortuna Sempre ;)

I probably won't be back here to read any reply... unless it's soon, but where in Italy? My mother was born in Italy... the Lucca area. Where are you?

If I don't see your reply:

Buona Fortuna Sempre ;)

Riomaggiore, Cinque Terre, Italia.

as always, googlefight revieals the truth.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=+Fiddlebottoms

as always, googlefight revieals the truth.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=+Fiddlebottoms
Who would have thought? A genuine word coming up against a compound of two words, and the genuine word wins? Something wrong there, surely?

as always, googlefight revieals the truth.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=+Fiddlebottoms


If that fight is accurate then so is this one...:eek:


http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=Valori

They would fuse in the being known as HN Czardas VII.

We can take Dudley Do-Right.

But what you can't take is our legions of cross-border plants standing ready to annihilate your infrastructure when we give the word. Also, our scorched-earth policy and well-equipped secret bunkers masquerading as doughnut shops.

They would fuse in the being known as HN Czardas VII.
And that still doesn't answer the question of what HN stands for...

And that still doesn't answer the question of what HN stands for...

Habitually Narcoleptic.

If that fight is accurate then so is this one...:eek:


http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=Valori
Thus, my plan. First I shall fall in battle to the Czardas, and then Valori shall rise and strike him down in vengeance.
Then I'll come back to life again, because I'm the Rasputin of NS: unkillable, mystically endowed, and with very funny ideas about how the Motherland should be ruled.

I'm the Rasputin of NS
What does this have to do with old-school Ninja Turtles villains?

But what you can't take is our legions of cross-border plants standing ready to annihilate your infrastructure when we give the word. Also, our scorched-earth policy and well-equipped secret bunkers masquerading as doughnut shops.
But since we're a paramilitary group, we have no nation, thus, no infrastructure to annihilate. More importantly, however, since you've told us that the Doughnut Shops are bunkers, they're no longer secret bunkers.
Your plans have all come to peices now, and your nation shall fall like something that falls really fast and loud because its heavy.

But since we're a paramilitary group, we have no nation, thus, no infrastructure to annihilate. More importantly, however, since you've told us that the Doughnut Shops are bunkers, they're no longer secret bunkers.
Your plans have all come to peices now, and your nation shall fall like something that falls really fast and loud because its heavy.

How do you know that wasn't disinformation? Or was it? Or wasn't it? Keep watching over your shoulder.

What does this have to do with old-school Ninja Turtles villains?
Don't you think that life is too short to know the names of Ninja Turtle villains off the top of your head, sir?
And, no, I was obviously refering to the Rasputin from Russia, you know, Valentin? The 70's writer who depicted rootless urban characters in their fight to help the old ways of life survive in novels that tackled complex issues regarding ethical and spiritual revival.

Don't you think that life is too short to know the names of Ninja Turtle villains off the top of your head, sir?
And, no, I was obviously refering to the Rasputin from Russia, you know, Valentin? The 70's writer who depicted rootless urban characters in their fight to help the old ways of life survive in novels that tackled complex issues regarding ethical and spiritual revival.

I do know who you meant, but I'm very silly. And I feel no shame about having an impeccable memory concerning the bygone days of wonderful childhood.

Her Nudity FiddleBottoms VII:eek:

Her Nudity FiddleBottoms VII:eek:
There is already a thread for mutilating my name somewhere abouts. Go grave dig that one before you spam this one.

There is already a thread for mutilating my name somewhere abouts. Go grave dig that one before you spam this one.
I don't spam, I crosspost.:)

Not One Goddess... sorry...

I prefer to worship myself: Mistress Hype the Goddess. Aerou is not the only goddess. The answer isn't pretty clear to any of you, however is dead clear to me and my fiends.
Yes, because being worshipped by someone hopped up on sleeping pills qualfies one for deificaton. Foolish heathen, your actions and words against the Czardas are true and just, so there must be some capacity for glory in your heart.
Repent and change your ways, that you may be saved from the depths of New Jersey, and brought forth into the glories of Occupied Canada.

as always, googlefight revieals the truth.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Czardas&word2=+Fiddlebottoms
Pfft Googlefight lies.
A better indication would be...
Picking the winner of the NRL Grandfinal which is 18 or so weeks away.
7 matches of Connect Four
5 Matches of Peenuckle
and who can down a Flagon of Orange Juice the quickest.
For a tie-break the one who can write the supperior Broadway play shall be victorious!

Pfft Googlefight lies.
A better indication would be...
Picking the winner of the NRL Grandfinal which is 18 or so weeks away.
7 matches of Connect Four
5 Matches of Peenuckle
and who can down a Flagon of Orange Juice the quickest.
For a tie-break the one who can write the supperior Broadway play shall be victorious!
I shall agree to this competition, but only on the terms that we write a Musical instead of a play. The viking blood running hot through my veins will accept the verdict of no contest that doesn't involve singing and fagging it up on stage at some point.

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Ouch. My eyes. Too many smilies...

OK, I can't think well myself now, (still affected by sleeping pills :p ), I NEVER vist General anymore, and I have no clue who Filddlebottoms is. However, I can state if Fiddlebottoms is not delusional, such as Czardas, (believing he's the ruler of the multiverse knowing full well that it is I), Fiddlebottoms! (Unless of course, his IQ is -9).
Fiddles is just as delusional as you are, without the mind-altering drugs I continually keep slipping into your bottle of sleeping pills. Without which you wouldn't even be posting here. ^_^


BTW, what would this debate be regarding? I don't even know what you mean by HN, as I haven't participated in General in eons, and don't intend to. I was happily going about my nation when I saw Czardas' name on a thread and had to check it out.

Czardas would, indeed, make a jester extrordinaire! :D
That I would... provided that I'm allowed to suddenly seize power from the ruler and rename the forum "Ship of Fools" in my (and Harlesburg's) honor.


Bow before your superior, Czardas. If you still believe your nonsense, I reccomend a good shrink. You're likely to be schizoprhenic, or just entirely manic... no depressive... Permanent Delusions of Grandeur! I should feel privledged to know such a deluded manic... none shall surpass him there.
Of course not. I am unsurpassable in anything, especially power. I control you, you know... even if only subconsciously... after all, why else did you post in this thread? XD

Try to accept reality, even if it takes a load of Thorazine or some such other uber-strong antipsychotic, Czardas, my little minion! *snicker*
I have accepted reality. You're the one that needs to realise that
your aimless blathering about my supposed 'delusions' is really my way of controlling you and turning you into yet another of my mindless slaves, every single one of which believes they are actually in control.


*disclaimer... I have not read what the Manic Maniac has written recently re: anything of importance. (Is there anything of importance, or not entirely redundant on General? :confused: ) Therefore, I don't know how this arguement came aboot! <---booooooooo!
There is no argument. Some idiot decided to start a thread speculating who would win if moi and Fiddles faced off upon opposite sides. We're really co-conspirators. ;)

(Or are we? Maybe he's just another one of my mindless slaves. Muahahahaha!)

You get to become militant, have a rank, and yell things at people every once in a while. Also, if we ever mobilize enough people and invade Canada, the first 30 people to have joined the army will all get a hundred square miles of frozen nothing on which to build an ice palace.
What does Czardas offer? Nothing.
Pie, and trillions of mindless slaves to cater to one's every whim. :D

Hey... when did i choose to become part of this cult...?
As I mentioned Sylli, you're an Inner Circle member, and I consider Inner Circle members as equivalent to cultists.

As for how you got to be an Inner Circle member? Simple... you chose to have the kind of personality that I might consider a friend IRL, which is the necessary prerequisite to become a nation of the Circle.

In other words... I volunteered you. :p

(And what did you know Harles... that Lashie was an inner circle nation? Considering that I've mentioned it before, I don't see the "aha" part of it. :confused: )

Are all the Inner Circle Atharites?

I shall agree to this competition, but only on the terms that we write a Musical instead of a play. The viking blood running hot through my veins will accept the verdict of no contest that doesn't involve singing and fagging it up on stage at some point.
i am not sure that could be allowed as i feel you would get too much of an advantage, unless Czardas can prove that he can fag it up to some extent.

Apparently 'You learning something everyday' is true who would have thunk it that not all Broadway plays were Musicals.:eek:

Czardas feel free to Fag it up.

Apparently 'You learning something everyday' is true who would have thunk it that not all Broadway plays were Musicals.:eek:
Broadway is a long street, I'm sure people play non-musicals on it.
Czardas feel free to Fag it up.
There is a difference between fagging it up on stage and fagging it up IRL. Regretfully, many actors never learn this fact, and so they insist on doing an all or nothing job at it.

As I mentioned Sylli, you're an Inner Circle member, and I consider Inner Circle members as equivalent to cultists.

As for how you got to be an Inner Circle member? Simple... you chose to have the kind of personality that I might consider a friend IRL, which is the necessary prerequisite to become a nation of the Circle.

In other words... I volunteered you. :p

(And what did you know Harles... that Lashie was an inner circle nation? Considering that I've mentioned it before, I don't see the "aha" part of it. :confused: )
Sorry for the lateish reply Ziggy

I am sure i said something (possibly in the who would you date thread) about you two but i also figured that you two got on well together.
The fact that 'i' guessed something is worthy of a cookie, prefarably a choc chip one.

Broadway is a long street, I'm sure people play non-musicals on it.

There is a difference between fagging it up on stage and fagging it up IRL. Regretfully, many actors never learn this fact, and so they insist on doing an all or nothing job at it.
You mean like Matthew Broderick and Jude Law?