NationStates Jolt Archive


Threads about Fiddles

Posi
06-04-2006, 07:53
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?
Gartref
06-04-2006, 07:57
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?

I use the issues surrounding Fiddlebooty to mobilize my base.
Kanabia
06-04-2006, 07:58
You're right. There need to be more threads about me.

...

Does that make me the France of NS general? :p
Demented Hamsters
06-04-2006, 08:03
You're right. There need to be more threads about me.

...

Does that make me the France of NS general? :p
More like the Belgium of NS. Everyone's heard of it, but no-one quite knows where it is.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:04
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?
What can I say, my narcissism is contagious. If you'd only started this thread 12 minutes ago I'd have a wonderful rant about how great and manly I am, but that jokes reached the point where it is starting to annoy even me.
So, what lesson can we draw from this? We know that Posi's sense of timing is terrible, and that is why no one makes threads about him.
Peechland
06-04-2006, 08:05
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?

I dont know, but I think you have the hots for him
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:06
What can I say, my narcissism is contagious. If you'd only started this thread 12 minutes ago I'd have a wonderful rant about how great and manly I am, but that jokes reached the point where it is starting to annoy even me.
So, what lesson can we draw from this? We know that Posi's sense of timing is terrible, and that is why no one makes threads about him.
Hey, don't think I won't do it.
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:07
I dont know, but I think you have the hots for him
I've been thinking that since my third post.
Kanabia
06-04-2006, 08:08
More like the Belgium of NS. Everyone's heard of it, but no-one quite knows where it is.

Yeah, but when's the last time you heard Belgium bitching for attention?
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:09
Yeah, but when's the last time you heard Belgium bitching for attention?
You're right!

You are Quebec!
Kanabia
06-04-2006, 08:12
You're right!

You are Quebec!
No can do, i'd need to be an actual country. And i'm pretty certain I don't have multiple personalities, so I can't be Canada.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:13
Hey, don't think I won't do it.
YOU LOVE FIDDLES
Y'know, you can't make threads about yourself. Those don't count.YOU WILL TELL FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOUT FIDDLES
You have to convince other people to make threads about you with subliminal messages.YOU WILL WORSHIP FIDDLES
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:16
YOU LOVE FIDDLES
Y'know, you can't make threads about yourself. Those don't count.YOU WILL TELL FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOUT FIDDLES
You have to convince other people to make threads about you with subliminal messages.YOU WILL WORSHIP FIDDLES
There's always puppets.....

No can do, i'd need to be an actual country. And i'm pretty certain I don't have multiple personalities, so I can't be Canada.
Also, Canada has plenty of threads.
Valori
06-04-2006, 08:28
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?

Because he talks so much but manages to have no posts at the same time.
Utracia
06-04-2006, 08:30
So we are not talking about actual fiddles? :D

http://www.fiddle.on.ca/fiddle/
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:33
So we are not talking about actual fiddles? :D

http://www.fiddle.on.ca/fiddle/
because one time at band-camp, the camp counselor used a fiddle to kill a kitten. It was an extremely cute kitten too. Th kind you could cuddle for hours, but the fiddle had to o to far.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:44
There's always puppets.....
Smooth move highlighting my subliminal messages, jack ass. Now no one will ever make a thread about you (even your puppets will eschew the mentioning of your name), and you will die cold and alone.
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:46
Smooth move highlighting my subliminal messages, jack ass. Now no one will ever make a thread about you (even your puppets will eschew the mentioning of your name), and you will die cold and alone.
Hey, that just kinda happenned.

Besides I am going to be much to rich to die cold and alone. I will aleast have a gold digger at my side.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:49
Besides I am going to be much to rich to die cold and alone. I will aleast have a gold digger at my side.
No, she will be out buying donuts when you die, and she'll forget to turn the air conditioner down before she leaves. I'll die surrounded by my followers, as the Spiritual Guru of many thousands.
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:51
No, she will be out buying donuts when you die, and she'll forget to turn the air conditioner down before she leaves. I'll die surrounded by my followers, as the Spiritual Guru of many thousands.
I'll have Aerou medically join us together so that cannot happen.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:52
I'll have Aerou medically join us together so that cannot happen.
Wait, you and me or you and the gold digger? Or maybe you and Aerou, or you and the donuts? Or you and my many thousands of followers?
Carisbrooke
06-04-2006, 08:52
I was just wondering whose bottom is being fiddled?
Kinda Sensible people
06-04-2006, 08:55
because one time at band-camp, the camp counselor used a fiddle to kill a kitten. It was an extremely cute kitten too. Th kind you could cuddle for hours, but the fiddle had to o to far.

Don't let the orchestra kids hear you comparing them to band geeks. They take it as something of an insult. Which of the two groups would/should be insulted is up to you to decide.

If Fiddlebottoms is America, can I be Lichtenstein? :p
Posi
06-04-2006, 08:55
Wait, you and me or you and the gold digger? Or maybe you and Aerou, or you and the donuts? Or you and my many thousands of followers?
I was thinking me and my gold digger, but me an Aerou doesn't sound bad either. I think "Dealer's choice" applies here. In this case the dealer is Aerou.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-04-2006, 08:58
I was thinking me and my gold digger, but me an Aerou doesn't sound bad either. I think "Dealer's choice" applies here. In this case the dealer is Aerou.
I was hoping it would be you and the Donuts. Keep the gold digger confused with baked goods, that's what I always say.
Posi
06-04-2006, 09:01
I was hoping it would be you and the Donuts. Keep the gold digger confused with baked goods, that's what I always say.
The chemistry homework that has been sitting on her lap but hasn't been worked on at all will keep her plenty confused.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-04-2006, 11:31
Why does there always seem to be a thread floating around trying to figure out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII? There are some equally odd posters out there that we all love,but none of them get any threads about them? Is H N Fiddlebottoms VIII the America of NS General?

I've had my share. Though I admit, it's been a while.
Splang
06-04-2006, 11:44
What actually is the different betwen a fiddle and a violin?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-04-2006, 11:58
What actually is the different betwen a fiddle and a violin?

About 20 coolness points. :)
Demented Hamsters
06-04-2006, 13:44
So we are not talking about actual fiddles? :D

http://www.fiddle.on.ca/fiddle/
I like the first line on that site:
Imagine a week with some of the finest fiddlers and step dancers in Canada as your instructor.
I wonder if you can....





Sounds like the closest thing to hell on earth that one could get.
Harlesburg
06-04-2006, 13:53
I prefer the Kazoo.
Posi
07-04-2006, 00:25
What actually is the different betwen a fiddle and a violin?
They are the same instrament, it is the type of song being played that dictates which it is at the moment. If it is playing a slow, opera-esque, mushy, song that brings everyone to tears, it is a violin. If it is playing a quicker paced, blue grass, happy song that makes everyone want to marry their cousin, it is a fiddle.


I've had my share. Though I admit, it's been a while.
You were one of the people I was speaking about.
Aerou
07-04-2006, 02:57
I was thinking me and my gold digger, but me an Aerou doesn't sound bad either. I think "Dealer's choice" applies here. In this case the dealer is Aerou.

I don't think I want to be surgically attached to anyone....heh
Posi
07-04-2006, 03:09
I don't think I want to be surgically attached to anyone....heh
I didn't think so.
Aerou
07-04-2006, 03:11
I didn't think so.

Yea, I think that would make it rather hard to do....well...anything
Straughn
07-04-2006, 10:09
No can do, i'd need to be an actual country. And i'm pretty certain I don't have multiple personalities, so I can't be Canada.
Perhaps you should implore The Oracle before haste gets the "best" of you here ...
Kyronea
07-04-2006, 10:32
So, anyway, now that this thread exists, I can ask the question: why does his post count say Not Applicable?
Kanabia
07-04-2006, 11:30
Perhaps you should implore The Oracle before haste gets the "best" of you here ...

*kills and eats*