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When you die and God comes down from Canada, as previously stated, what do you want her, formerly him, to say to you?


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I am She, formerly He, Your Flavor Everlasting.

Jesus fucking Chirst! You got here?

actually I don't know but that's not as fun.

"You're cute."

huh. someone actually solved my logic puzzle?

or

welcome!
*step through gates*
*fall*
*fall some more*
*bored of falling*
*land on cloud*

ooh, i love tricks! you though you were going to hell didn't you?

"You believing in this, motherfucker?"

God would be swinging some form of weapon at this point.

When you die and God comes down from Canada, as previously stated, what do you want her, formerly him, to say to you?


http://www.kontverhaal.com/kontverhaal/archives/its-man.jpg
I am She, formerly He, Your Flavor Everlasting.
I only allowed as much to be true as your paranoia kept telling you WAS true.
Everything else was in flux, but your aberrant ego kept that all obscured. So now that that's all done and gone, wanna hop a few planets and whatever else?

I want him to be holding a gun, with a mask over part of his face, and rush me off screaming "Where's the van?! Where's the fucking van?!" and then an angel drives up in a van going "Get in the fucking van, we gotta go!"

Yeah.....Heaven's gonna rock.

I'd quite like "Sorry".

"Yussef Islam, the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens, is officially pardoned."

Oh, sorry. I thought you said what do you want George W. Bush to say to you when you, in pursuit of a godly happiness, come down from Canada to protest?

"How'd you get in? :eek: "

"Shit Happens"

"Call me Allah"

"Well shit the bed! Fuck man.. this is some good chronic!"

were you in canada the whole time?

OHHHH say to ME

"wow canada sucks, im glad to be in new mexico where i belong. got any tacos?"

"welcome to coronaland"...

Well, while your life wasn't spectacularly individual, it probably stood out as much as possible in a field already so heavily populated. The years between 2012 and 2021 were a comedic triumph, which nicely covered the lack of characterization in the whole of the peice, and I quite enjoyed your interesting take on the slasher genre from 2007 to 2009 (though the body count was certainly dissapointing). The political satire scattered through the first three decades was an excellent foreshadowing of your run for President on the "We Love Kittens"-platform.
All in all, while your life was hardly groundbreaking or inciteful, the scope and variety in it it was very impressive, managing to make me cringe on moment and laugh the next. I give your life, 7 wings out of 10. Not particularly great, but a whole hell of a lot more interesting then those Gandhi and Buddha pussies.

"welcome to coronaland"...
"You're miles away from ordinary."?

"I was just kidding about those commandments you know."

"You're miles away from ordinary."?

"lime?"

When you die and God comes down from Canada, as previously stated, what do you want her, formerly him, to say to you?


"you're right, i don't exist, never have, never will"

"You want your 72 virgins now?"

God lives in Canada?
:D
...

"Between the ice caps of the north pole and the states of America,
There's a country in the middle that is known as Canada
Where the native all are happy and the lakes are fresh and clean,
There is no unemployment, and no one is mean.

In the summer there's no mosquitoes
The winters are never cold
There is no clear-cut logging
And no ozone hole

Oh, Canada, your natives are so swell
In Canada, no one ever goes to hell

...

The rednecks and the hippies live in perfect harmony
Growing wheat and marijuana together hydroponically
Nobody has pimples and the sky's are all so clear
And when Jesus Christ comes back to earth
I know he'll be born here"

Wait, which planet were you from again?

"Well, you didn't screw up too bad..."

"Sdaeiji"

"Why do you call me God? I'm SOOO prefer the name 'Allah'."