It's Here!
Tactical Grace
05-04-2006, 22:15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4881526.stm
Ooh yeah. There goes half the British farming industry. But hey, life goes on, eh?
Congrats, ya old Brits. Maybe one of you could sail over her with a few birds and give it to us yanks? That would be most appreciated.
Philosopy
05-04-2006, 22:17
What's the betting that the French will insist on banning British exports and shutting down our industry while claiming there is no need to do the same thing with their own? :rolleyes:
Tactical Grace
05-04-2006, 22:17
Congrats, ya old Brits. Maybe one of you could sail over her with a few birds and give it to us yanks? That would be most appreciated.
Migratory geese, my good man, migratory geese. All in the fullness of time. ;)
PsychoticDan
05-04-2006, 22:18
You're gonna die before us!
You're gonna die before us!
You're gonna die before us!
nanny, nanny!
You're gonna die before us!
:p
Thriceaddict
05-04-2006, 22:18
What's the betting that the French will insist on banning British exports and shutting down our industry while claiming there is no need to do the same thing with their own? :rolleyes:
Why should they? They don't have any cases of avian flu yet.
Migratory geese, my good man, migratory geese. All in the fullness of time. ;)
Well, with the technology of air travel, its not going to be only 1/3 of Europe this time. Now it shalt be 1/3 of the world! Here's to Avian Flu: The Sequel To The New York Times Bestseller, The Bubonic Plauge
Philosopy
05-04-2006, 22:19
Why should they? They don't have any cases of avian flu yet.
They got it weeks ago. They said there was no need to do anything. Apparently livestock diseases are only dangerous if they're British.
Tactical Grace
05-04-2006, 22:20
You're gonna die before us!
You're gonna die before us!
You're gonna die before us!
nanny, nanny!
You're gonna die before us!
:p
Not really. If human-human transmission becomes possible, it will reach the US within hours. :p
The only sane solution is for everyone to buy body condom suits(you know, those bio-hazard suits. Ya, well I call em body condoms. Bitch), arm themselves in any way possible and kill every bird they see/hear/smell. Yes, only sane solution.
PsychoticDan
05-04-2006, 22:23
Not really. If human-human transmission becomes possible, it will reach the US within hours. :p
Shup. :mad:
Thriceaddict
05-04-2006, 22:24
They got it weeks ago. They said there was no need to do anything. Apparently livestock diseases are only dangerous if they're British.
Oh..
Then it makes no sense at all.
They got it weeks ago. They said there was no need to do anything. Apparently livestock diseases are only dangerous if they're British.
Everyone knows that when British livestock get a disease it becomes a gajillion times worse than it could ever possibly be if it was a french animal.
Duh.
Ehrmordung
05-04-2006, 22:28
What's the betting that the French will insist on banning British exports and shutting down our industry while claiming there is no need to do the same thing with their own? :rolleyes:
They're too busy worrying about their little riot peeps blowing up the Gaps with rocket grenade launchers.
IL Ruffino
05-04-2006, 22:31
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
*presses button to launch uber big pointing hand*
*laughs*
:p
It's just a few miles from where I live. Fascinatin'.
I V Stalin
05-04-2006, 22:49
Hmmm...the report only says it's the H5 virus, not the N1 strain. So basically, what this tells us is that birds in Scotland have got the flu, which may or may not be deadly to them, and may or may not be able to be transmitted to humans.
Yep, the French will ban it quicker than you can say 'Mon canard est mort'. :rolleyes:
People without names
05-04-2006, 23:02
Not really. If human-human transmission becomes possible, it will reach the US within hours. :p
nah uh, the us has a bird flu sheild over it
Turquoise Days
05-04-2006, 23:14
nah uh, the us has a bird flu sheild over it
If it's Son of Star Wars, you're doomed.
The Jovian Moons
05-04-2006, 23:48
If some one could find "It's the end of th eworld as we know it" and post it here that would be great.
Franberry
05-04-2006, 23:51
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4881526.stm
Ooh yeah. There goes half the British farming industry. But hey, life goes on, eh?
Bye-bye
The South Islands
05-04-2006, 23:56
Poor Scottish.
Who will make our haggis now?
Maineiacs
05-04-2006, 23:58
We're all gonna die AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
IL Ruffino
05-04-2006, 23:59
Poor Scottish.
Who will make our haggis now?
The Chinese and Mexicans?
Maineiacs
06-04-2006, 00:00
Poor Scottish.
Who will make our haggis now?
Hopefully, no one. That shit's just nasty.
The Nuke Testgrounds
06-04-2006, 00:05
Birds with flu.
In the UK already. Without coming to Holland first.
:rolleyes:
DAMNIT! THOSE O RLY BASTARDS JUST FLEW OVER!
I V Stalin
06-04-2006, 00:10
Poor Scottish.
Who will make our haggis now?
I saw vegetarian haggis today. Wasn't even made in Scotland. Vegetarian haggis?! Jeez! It's almost as pointless as this post!
*works in a chicken factory*
well the company is in the shit anyway, this dont help, im outta a job then.
HURRAH i hate it there!