NationStates Jolt Archive


People are a bad influence on birds.

Drunk commies deleted
05-04-2006, 15:55
A woman claims that a magpie has been stealing her cigarettes and drinking her brandy.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1790569.html?menu=
Secluded Islands
05-04-2006, 16:04
an alcoholic bird? cool...:p
Mariehamn
05-04-2006, 16:06
an alcoholic bird? cool...
To space with that one, yar.
Carisbrooke
05-04-2006, 16:06
Yep, I get that trouble with blackbirds getting in my house and eating the Easter Eggs I bought early for the children...and they drink my bacardi...bastards
Kryozerkia
05-04-2006, 16:06
Why doesn't this surprise me? After what I heard about magpies, this doesn't seem that odd.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-04-2006, 16:09
Next thing you know they'll start smoking too.

Oh wait...
Baratstan
05-04-2006, 16:12
I'm just imagining a nest made completely out of cigarettes
Kanabia
05-04-2006, 16:14
My uncle had a cockatoo that drank beer. Then it died.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-04-2006, 16:17
My uncle had a cockatoo that drank beer. Then it died.

Lemme guess, it drank so much it forgot it couldn't swim?
Zilam
05-04-2006, 16:38
A woman claims that a magpie has been stealing her cigarettes and drinking her brandy.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1790569.html?menu=


Evidently crows have been watching shows like AFV and candid camera. I mean haven't you seen the commercial where the crows rang the door bell and then closed the sliding door in the back..the guy ran right in to...those sillly crows;)