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A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404

A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404
I'd object to your thread's title if I thought someone with a personality as unassailable as that of Fass needed defending. SInce I don't, I guess I'll just giggle a bit and move on.

A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404

Where the hell do find this stuff?!

Did you do a google search for "news" "anal massage" :D

"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."

I think this says it all really. I would think twice about going to him with a headache....

But if it works, hey whats the problem?

I don't, but I'm starting to wish I did.

I don't, but I'm starting to wish I did.
I'd believe you, but then there's your siggy.

I don't, but I'm starting to wish I did.
Whoa, that was quick.

DCD, methinks you should have called this thread "I wonder if Fass can see me post this?"

Whoa, that was quick.

DCD, methinks you should have called this thread "I wonder if Fass can see me post this?"
Chances are the answer is "yes".

A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404
The weird thing is, a friend of mine and Verdigroth "Puck"'s brought this up, seemingly from out of nowhere, while we were knocking back a few at a jazz club less than 24 hours ago. Strange days, indeed.

HSAN examined the research literature which the doctor used to support his use of his anal massage technique, but found that his treatment contradicted "scientific, tried and tested experience".

How is it going to become "tried and tested" if they keep firing the guy...

I'd believe you, but then there's your siggy.
Mind translating it for us? Tried an online translator and it said that it couldn't recognize some of the characters.

So what....anal massage....its not bad. >.> Why fire him if the patient agreed to it?

I don't, but I'm starting to wish I did.


If I didn't have a girlfriend atm, I'd agree with that one, too.

"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."

Hehe, sure is cleverer ... :p

"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."

Yep. He definitely does behave childishly. It's rather stupid to say that you're smarter, when everybody already has a grudge against you.

"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer."

Hehe, sure is cleverer ... :p

:( You beat me to it.

I'd believe you, but then there's your siggy.
But his signature is false.
Unless the online translators are fibbing at me...

I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers. Just like Bill Gates or Einstein, for example
Somehow, I'm not surprised that this man has Ass-burgers (the clevererest people always do).

A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404
Don't go dissing the anal massage before you've tried it ;)

It always made my headaches go away.

lol buttsecks

lol buttsecks
I sense an owl picture coming...

I sense an owl picture coming...

Nah. I really don't like owls. I fight them whenever I see them!

Mind translating it for us? Tried an online translator and it said that it couldn't recognize some of the characters.The text above this one is not readworthy.

Anal massage? Can anyone provide us with details as to what exactly this entails? It seems...intriguing.

Hopefully he'll move his practice to Las Vegas. I need a new physician.

Anal massage? Can anyone provide us with details as to what exactly this entails? It seems...intriguing.

O.o Whoa....
If it works it works though....but I doubt it is any different then a few other methods. :D

O.o Whoa....
If it works it works though....but I doubt it is any different then a few other methods. :D
I doubt it works for most pain, same as any other alternative medicine, but that doesn't mean an anal massage couldn't have its uses...

I sense an owl picture coming...
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A Swedish doctor has been fired for using an "anal massage" technique to treat pain.

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=3467&date=20060404
hm...anal, eh? is fass gay or something?

I just want to know how he came up with the technique in the first place.

Patient: I have a headache
Doctor: let me try some basic pressure points
Patient: hmmm they don't seem to be working
Doctor: well maybe there are some yet undiscovered ones that may help. how 'bout here?
Patient: nope
Doctor: here?
Patient: nope.
Doctor: okay this is a bit unconventional but...
Patient: Wow that seemed to work great but your finger is hurting my butthole.
Doctor: that's not my finger.

Somehow, I'm not surprised that this man has Ass-burgers (the clevererest people always do).

OMFG.........you know.......damn.........that was cold man......real cold..........how dare you make fun of a menle illness!......I happen to have aspergers.....not cool man.....not cool......deleat your post and save yourself some grief.............:(

>.> <.< (http://www.orlyowl.com/)

http://www.orlyowl.com/rutrippin.jpg

I just want to know how he came up with the technique in the first place.

Patient: I have a headache
Doctor: let me try some basic pressure points
Patient: hmmm they don't seem to be working
Doctor: well maybe there are some yet undiscovered ones that may help. how 'bout here?
Patient: nope
Doctor: here?
Patient: nope.
Doctor: okay this is a bit unconventional but...
Patient: Wow that seemed to work great but your finger is hurting my butthole.
Doctor: that's not my finger.

O.O.....I doubt that is the type....but possibly close to it.

hm...anal, eh? is fass gay or something?
Yep.

Sumamba Buwhan: http://digital-breakdown.com/img/sweatdrop3mc.gif

Yep.

Sumamba Buwhan: http://digital-breakdown.com/img/sweatdrop3mc.gif


OH did that turn you on? :p

OH did that turn you on? :p
Hardly.

http://www.orlyowl.com/rutrippin.jpg
http://www.orlyowl.com/yarrrly.jpg

OMFG.........you know.......damn.........that was cold man......real cold..........how dare you make fun of a menle illness!......I happen to have aspergers.....not cool man.....not cool......deleat your post and save yourself some grief.............:(
Alternatively you could just relax and take a joke.

Hardly.

bolded for :eek: ;) 'ness

bolded for :eek: ;) 'ness
...

I knew you were going to do that, yet I made the post anyway. ~_~

hm...anal, eh? is fass gay or something?
I don't think so. I think he's just been going through a phase for several years, maybe decades. I'm sure he'll snap out of it soon and find a nice girl to settle down with. After all, we all know gayness is a choice.

...

I knew you were going to do that, yet I made the post anyway. ~_~


well maybe that will teach you for trying to have a 9 line sig!

I don't think so. I think he's just been going through a phase for several years, maybe decades. I'm sure he'll snap out of it soon and find a nice girl to settle down with. After all, we all know gayness is a choice.

Mom?

well maybe that will teach you for trying to have a 9 line sig!
I didn't know it was against the rules to have more than eight lines in your sig. Honestly. I'll be sure to avoid doing that again in the future. =/

http://www.orlyowl.com/yarrrly.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/thisround.jpg

I didn't know it was against the rules to have more than eight lines in your sig. Honestly. I'll be sure to avoid doing that again in the future. =/


*keeps a watchful and suspicious eye on Kyronea*

Mom?
Lol, that just made my heart break a little.

Lol, that just made my heart break a little.

Mine, too, at the time.

Lol, that just made my heart break a little.

Mine, too, at the time.

<Gets out superglue.>

Mine, too, at the time.
Aw shit. I put in that "Lol" because I wasn't sure you weren't just being facetious. Now I really need that superglue.

Mine, too, at the time.
Sorry dude. If it makes you feel any better I'm not your mom.

Aww Fass....I still love you. They are all fakers and wannabes. :P

Sorry dude. If it makes you feel any better I'm not your mom.

Oh, I'm over it. My teens were not all sunshine and acceptance.

Oh, I'm over it. My teens were not all sunshine and acceptance.
Well, I'm sorry for bringing it up. I didn't mean to open old wounds, just trying to be funny.

Well, I'm sorry for bringing it up. I didn't mean to open old wounds, just trying to be funny.

Haha. Not to fret. It's me, remember!

Fass wasn't being sarcastic?
*takes back laugh*
Great, now I feel guilty.

Aww Fass....I still love you. They are all fakers and wannabes. :P

Which makes them just like us.

"Anal massage? How will that make me feel better?"

"Why does everything have to be about you?"