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>> >>
>> >>Thirteen Ways to Win a Girls Heart!!
>> >>
>> >>1.) Hugs from behind.
>> >>
>> >>2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
>> >>
>> >>3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
>> >>
>> >>4.) Cuddle with her.
>> >>
>> >>5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
>> >>
>> >>6.) Write little notes.
>> >>
>> >>7.) Compliment her Honestly.
>> >>
>> >>8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
>> >>
>> >>9.) Say I love you.....and mean it.
>> >>
>> >>10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your
>> >>friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that.
>> >>
>> >>11.) comfort her when she cries.
>> >>
>> >>12.) love her with all your
>>heart.
>> >>
>> >>13.) Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put
>>me
>> >>down but
>> >>really she loves it).
>> >>
>> >>*Girls- repost this if u think its sweet!!
>> >>
>> >>*Guys: repost this if you would do it!!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>*-*-*+*FIND THE GUY~*+*-*-*
>> >>
>> >>Find a guy who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will
>> >>stay awake just to watch you sleep.
>> >>
>> >>Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you
>> >>off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your
>>hand
>> >>in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly
>> >>reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is
>>to
>> >>have you.
>> >>
>> >>Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,
>>"...that's
>> >>her."
>> >>
>> >>If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will
>>have
>> >>bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!...........if i don't
>>get
>> >>this back i guess ur not my friend if u have a lot of love for
>> >>some1
>> >>send it to them... copy and send this to ur whole list...in 5
>>mins
>> >>ur true love willcall or message you.
>> >>
>> >>You have just been DEATHWISHED. Tonight at midnightyour true
>>love
>> >>
>> >>will realize they like you.Something good will happen to you at
>> >>approx: 1:42pm tomorrow, if you break this chain, you will be
>> >>cursed
>> >>with relationship problems for the most important time of your
>> >>life.
>> >>
>> >>Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and
>> >>spare yourself the
>>emotional stress.
>> >>
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Does anyone else find when they get these email that they want to shoot the person who wrote them in the face... and feminist wonder why woman are treated "badly." Its shit like this :sniper:

I hate those emails.

I get them from my 98 year old great aunt, at the rate of 30 a day.......


it's going to be sad the day I wake up and don't have any though :(










(because she died)

I hate those emails.

I get them from my 98 year old great aunt, at the rate of 30 a day.......


it's going to be sad the day I wake up and don't have any though :(










(because she died)

aww. I'm so sorry. :(

funny how these dumbest things remind us of the people or things we lost.

The ones I hate the most are the "OMG send this to ten friends or Hotmail will delete your account!!!!1". It makes me rethink how intelligent the friends who send them to me are.

We'll do this case by case.

>> >>Thirteen Ways to Win a Girls Heart!!
>> >>
>> >>1.) Hugs from behind.
Okay, I admit, I enjoy doing that if I'm at the beach or on a boardwalk or balcony. Beyond that, its just weird.

>> >>2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.grab her hand? that seems violent

>> >>3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
is this not a hug from behind?

>> >>4.) Cuddle with her.we'll see. Just don't expect me to share my bed...its small, and I'm a restless sleeper.

>> >>5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
Make me a sammich!
*ducks*

>> >>6.) Write little notes.no. Just no. I don't do random notes when I can just say something to her face.

>> >>7.) Compliment her Honestly....isn't that a given?

>> >>8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.I can see it now..."honey...we've been hugging for two weeks now. I'm kinda hungry"

>> >>9.) Say I love you.....and mean it.Um...if I'm still trying to win her heart, chances are I don't mean it. Love is a bit deeper than that point.

>> >>10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your
>> >>friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that.No. For a regular girlfriend, just no. I don't ditch my friends. If you can't deal with me having one night a week to be a jackass with my other friends, then I can't deal. I will go slowly insane and slowly (or rapidly) grow to loathe you.

>> >>11.) comfort her when she cries.Really? I thought I was supposed to tell her to get over it.:rolleyes:

>> >>12.) love her with all your
>>heart.then I'm not trying to win her heart, now am I?

>> >>13.) Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put
>>me
>> >>down but
>> >>really she loves it)....I have bad knees. She can pick me up;)


this one wasn't nearly as much fun as others I've seen.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

I think that's about all that needs to be said. :p

Whoever sends me one of those usually looses between 20 - 30 brownie points in my book. Also, I've probably accumulated 202 years or so of bad luck. Good thing I'll die before then.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

I think that's about all that needs to be said. :p
AAhHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA:D :p :D :p

What has all their femenism done for them? They got nothing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=71AT1Fu5TCA

(video is a bit off topic, but is illustrative of a deeper problem with many women)

Thirteen Ways to Win a Girls Heart!!

1.) Hugs from behind.
Last time I tried that, I got an elbow in the gut from a very freaked out g/f.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
you guys? Is this person implying I'm gay? If so, why would I want to get a girl then?
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
13.) Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
Which brings me to this one:
5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that.
Yeah, cause guys like being friends with a guy who won't do anything with them unless they get permission first. Great way to encourage a man's independence there.
11.) comfort her when she cries.
So THAT'S where I've been going wrong! I always would poke her with a stick and laugh when she was upset.
12.) love her with all your heart.
Ah, Ha! I've been loving them with all my spleen up til now. No wonder it hasn't been working out for me.

Yeah, cause guys like being friends with a guy who won't do anything with them unless they get permission first. Great way to encourage a man's independence there.
Just remember, you can't force them to do anything, but they can decide your social life. And yes, saying "do what you want" and meaning "if you go out with your friends, I will be a raging bitch for the next 6 months" is dictating his social life.

Guys: repost this if you would do it!!
Hobovilla does it! *gasp*

Yes, that's a highly annoying spam email. I'm not sure, though, what annoying spam emails have to do with women being treated badly.

(Oh, and speaking as a woman - what sort of insanely narcissistic idiot would actually want a guy who would choose her over his other friends no matter what? "Well, honey, my best friend just got diagnosed with brain cancer, and also his house burned down last week, and also his girlfriend dumped him, but we were going to watch "Desperate Housewives" together tonight, so I won't go visit him." How absurd.)

1.) Hugs from behind. works
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. seems too much like claiming me
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her. sometimes cute, sometimes over possessive...depends on the situation
4.) Cuddle with her. always good with me
5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. well that should be the case for everybody, not just girls you're trying to impress or whatever
6.) Write little notes. I like that from time to time....my boyfriend and I write each other notes and make cartoons when it's slow at work
7.) Compliment her Honestly. once again, should be the case with everybody
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. um, no, that gets creepy really fast
9.) Say I love you.....and mean it. only if you know it won't scare her off, or say it too often
10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that. am I the only girl who believes in a healthy balance of friends and girlfriend?
11.) comfort her when she cries. common courtesy to everybody
12.) love her with all your heart if you're going to love her, yeah, go all in.
13.) Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). No means no, boys, and if she says no.....well, don't assume she always loves it

By and large...yeah, I think that's pretty retarded.

I enjoy cuddling and come from behind hugs! Other than that, she aint getting much. Loving her is a given.


The one I hate is picking her over my friends ALWAYS!
Whatever, my friends don't stop talking to me when I accidentally call them fat.

Those emails are awesome. I don't get them anymore and I really miss them. They have made me what I am today.

Does anyone else notice the irony between these two items:
5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that.

Does anyone else notice the irony between these two items...
My guess is somebody hugged the writer from behing when she got to that part, and then forgot to correct it later.
...
We're pouring over spam as if we were Supreme Court Judges interpreting the Constitution, which is kinda funny.

nice topic,mate:sniper: :headbang: :mp5: :gundge:

nice topic,mate:sniper: :headbang: :mp5: :gundge:
Um.....if you like the topic, why'd you choose all the angriest smilies you could?

Seems somebody's sending some mixed signals....

Simonist']Um.....if you like the topic, why'd you choose all the angriest smilies you could?

Seems somebody's sending some mixed signals....

I think he/she is SO excited the he/she is unable to control his/her emotions.

(Sorry for not knowing everyone's gender. I'm pretty new)

Simonist']Um.....if you like the topic, why'd you choose all the angriest smilies you could?
You forgot "the finger" smilie, which I actually consider angrier than "the sniper" or "the AK-47 on full automatic". "The gundge" smilie looks like a booger gun and "the head banging against a wall" is almost always pointless.

Anyhow, maybe they're trying to be sarcastic about the thread. After all they had "the wink" smilie in the thread title. Then again, its fashionable for new folks to use smilies in such a manner. All in all, the post would be considered post whoring, as it really didn't add anything to the topic to the topic at hand.

I think he/she is SO excited the he/she is unable to control his/her emotions.

(Sorry for not knowing everyone's gender. I'm pretty new)
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I think this perfectly demonstrates the difference between the new kids I love (your kind) and the new kids I just don't fucking understand (his/her kind).

But anyway....it is a nice topic, but I'm going to bed soon. It's 02.21 and I've got mono, so though I sleep all day, I really need to rest now.

Goodnight, thread.....

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

I think that's about all that needs to be said. :p


hahaha brilliant! :p
especially loved:

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.

:p



i think now that she's back glitziness will either get real irritated at all this OTT gender stereotyping, or laugh her ass off... or both. let's see... *emails* :D


edit:
>> >>1.) Hugs from behind.
is this a euphamism for anal sex? :confused: ;)

i think now that she's back glitziness will either get real irritated at all this OTT gender stereotyping, or laugh her ass off... or both. let's see... *emails* :D
Why did you email me with a link to this?!
I'm now irritated with the original email, with the women saying some things work across the board, the men now complaining about women... Damn you Huw!!
:p
(Okay, I'm also laughing at various things as well but still!)

Instead of a long response (I just got up!) I'll simplify it:

People are different.

Why can't people grasp that concept?! *head explodes* :p

Why did you email me with a link to this?!
I'm now irritated with the original email, with the women saying some things work across the board, the men now complaining about women... Damn you Huw!!
:p
(Okay, I'm also laughing at various things as well but still!)

Instead of a long response (I just got up!) I'll simplify it:

People are different.

Why can't people grasp that concept?! *head explodes* :p
hahahaha :D :p

1 - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
2 - When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
3 - A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
4 - You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5 - If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
6 - Hangovers go away.
7 - When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8 - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9 - A beer always goes down easy.
10 - You can share a beer with your friends.
11 - Beer is always wet.
12 - You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
13 - A frigid beer is a good beer.
14 - You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15 - You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Does anyone else find when they get these email that they want to shoot the person who wrote them in the face... and feminist wonder why woman are treated "badly." Its shit like this :sniper:

The e-mail is almost as annoying as your use of the e-mail to bash feminists and justify domestic violence.

Simonist']Um.....if you like the topic, why'd you choose all the angriest smilies you could?

Seems somebody's sending some mixed signals....
Females aye?:p

1 - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
2 - When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
3 - A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
4 - You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5 - If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
6 - Hangovers go away.
7 - When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8 - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9 - A beer always goes down easy.
10 - You can share a beer with your friends.
11 - Beer is always wet.
12 - You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
13 - A frigid beer is a good beer.
14 - You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15 - You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Damn it! I almost spewed soda on my keyboard because of that. Next time have some kind of warning: Do not view with mouth full.

Hobovilla does it! *gasp*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*head explodes, then disembodied face talks*at least its for the purpose of ripping it off. Kind of like giving a lab rat cancer...;)

Come on, lists like this are generally harmless and helpful to some... like the one about picking her up even when she complains... I've had gfs do that, complain and all but they love the attention.

Summary: info = good, spam emails = bad.

I love how the author says to pick her up even when she clearly says 'no' but then says don't force her to do anything. And any guy who says "I love you" while still in the 'trying to win her heart phase' is clearly mentally unstable and probably keeps giving her those hugs from behind (enough to constitute 2! #s) in the hopes of smothering her to death.

B]1.) Hugs from behind.[/B] Don't do it, I know what you're reaching for. They don't belong to you and, in any case, I don't want you groping them in public.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. Don't grab anything. If you want to hold hands, and I'm agreeable, ok, but don't claim it as a right.
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her. Sometimes, but don't go overboard.
4.) Cuddle with her. Yes, at appropriate times
5.) DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. Don't force anybody to do anything!
6.) Write little notes. Not too often, though.
7.) Compliment her Honestly. Duh.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. Hugs should have time limits. Too long is restrictive and how long you should do it depends on the woman
9.) Say I love you.....and mean it. If you say it too often, it's not real10.) Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped Don't do that. I'm sorry, too much of a good thing is too much, we all need time off from each other and we all need our friends.
11.) comfort her when she cries. Of course, and she'll comfort you when you need it.
12.) love her with all your heart Of course!
13.) Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). No, I hate being picked up.

And in any case, I hate chain emails and will delete them unread.