It's bad enough that some people don't agree with the department itself...
Megaloria
05-04-2006, 04:21
....But look at what some of the employees are up to!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060405/ap_on_re_us/press_secretary_arrested
Homeland Security: Your dollar at work!
[NS]Simonist
05-04-2006, 04:31
....But look at what some of the employees are up to!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060405/ap_on_re_us/press_secretary_arrested
Homeland Security: Your dollar at work!
Ahhhh, America gives me a headache. No, no......people who try to pick up chicks on the internet, children especially....they give me headaches.
I think his behavior was justified. I've been hearing a lot of "chatter" about 14 year-old girls hiding dirty bombs in their panties.
Megaloria
05-04-2006, 04:43
I think his behavior was justified. I've been hearing a lot of "chatter" about 14 year-old girls hiding dirty bombs in their panties.
That, sir, is the most disgusting thing I've read since New Year's. Here, you win all my intarnets.
Muravyets
05-04-2006, 04:47
Doesn't it make us all feel safer, though, to know that the #4 Homeland Security official is not just a pervert, but a stupid one too? Is it my fault or theirs that I'm not surprised? :rolleyes:
Doesn't it make us all feel safer, though, to know that the #4 Homeland Security official is not just a pervert, but a stupid one too? Is it my fault or theirs that I'm not surprised? :rolleyes:
In the Bush Administration, stupidity is a prerequisite and perversion a perquisite.
Gaithersburg
05-04-2006, 04:54
....But look at what some of the employees are up to!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060405/ap_on_re_us/press_secretary_arrested
Homeland Security: Your dollar at work!
Holy Crap... that guy lives two towns over from me, in my county!
[NS]Simonist
05-04-2006, 04:56
Holy Crap... that guy lives two towns over from me, in my county!
Does that make you a perv-by-proxy? Does it work that way?
Megaloria
05-04-2006, 04:56
Holy Crap... that guy lives two towns over from me, in my county!
I sure hope you aren't a fourteen year old girl!
Muravyets
05-04-2006, 04:56
In the Bush Administration, stupidity is a prerequisite and perversion a perquisite.
Cute. Adding that to my greeting card catalogue. :)
Muravyets
05-04-2006, 04:58
Holy Crap... that guy lives two towns over from me, in my county!
In your state, in your country, and he works for your government, and he gets to tell you how much safer you are now that he and his little perv club won't let you get on a plane anymore.
The South Islands
05-04-2006, 05:01
How come I've never been solicited on the Internet? :(
Demented Hamsters
05-04-2006, 05:03
This sort of disgusting behaviour is happening everywhere:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46453
"Internet dating can be risky," he said, "but at my age, and their age, it's really the only way."
How come I've never been solicited on the Internet?
Because you live in East Lansing. Even perverts have some standards.
The South Islands
05-04-2006, 05:04
Because you live in East Lansing. Even perverts have some standards.
That hurts.
:(
People without names
05-04-2006, 05:51
Simonist']Does that make you a perv-by-proxy? Does it work that way?
lmao, if it worked that way, every one would be a perv-by-proxy
Doesn't it make us all feel safer, though, to know that the #4 Homeland Security official is not just a pervert, but a stupid one too? Is it my fault or theirs that I'm not surprised? :rolleyes:
Um...to clarify, he's not the #4 of the DHS, he's the #4 of the Public Affairs office of the DHS.
BIG difference. He's nothing but a no-name burecrat...
.... AND a pervert. :p
The Bruce
05-04-2006, 07:12
"MIAMI - The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of
Homeland Security was arrested Tuesday for using the Internet to seduce what he thought was a teenage girl, authorities said."
Well at least you know that if there are any naïve American teenage girls out there planning acts of terrorism against the US, Homeland Security will be there to personally search them for WMD’s...
Free Soviets
05-04-2006, 07:57
In the Bush Administration, stupidity is a prerequisite and perversion a perquisite.
you know, this (http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=19635) is becoming more plausible by the day.
Secret aj man
05-04-2006, 08:05
Simonist']Ahhhh, America gives me a headache. No, no......people who try to pick up chicks on the internet, children especially....they give me headaches.
america gives me a headache as well.
but i love it.
big suprise that with people of power abuse it....wow...news flash...down to the local cop,they all do...cause they think they can.and they usually do.
thats the problem with power.
but this asshat should be thrown in general population..just for shits and giggles.
i distrust anyone that feels they should dictate my life or how i should live it...short of being a pedophile or killer.
but people have a habit of smoking assholes anyway...just people with power hide behind it...and bully there way around justice in most cases.
The Black Forrest
05-04-2006, 22:02
His lawyers are good! (washington post)
"He is a very, very depressed man," defense attorney Barry Helfand said after an afternoon hearing today for Doyle in Montgomery County District Court. "Somewhere, sometime, there is something that runs amiss with a human being that is doing all the right things."
My life sucks so I am going to go find a 14 year old girl, send her porn and try and seduce her!
Righhhhht!!!!
Muravyets
06-04-2006, 06:14
Um...to clarify, he's not the #4 of the DHS, he's the #4 of the Public Affairs office of the DHS.
BIG difference. He's nothing but a no-name burecrat...
.... AND a pervert. :p
Oops, my bad. I meant to say "press official." I guess I was still reeling from all the perviness.