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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

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Methanol is not suitable for human consumption.


:(

And we watch all the Irish, Scots(one side of my family) and Hillbillies head off into space!

:D

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

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Damn. Here I thought they found the location of heaven, but the cloud is Methanol, not Ethanol. WTF am I supposed to do with a cloud of methanol?

:(


That hasn't stopped people! :p

Damn. Here I thought they found the location of heaven, but the cloud is Methanol, not Ethanol. WTF am I supposed to do with a cloud of methanol?

Sniff it?

:(
DAMN IT!

Well then this at least hints to a devil? :p

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

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Ah yes. This is yet another bit of evidence to support the validity of the FSM theory.

Obviously this cloud is a remnant of the eruption of the beer volcano in heaven, which took place 2 weeks ago on sunday. I can confirm this since we were having a blast of a FSM-sanctioned pirate party that day.

This discovery supports our recent beliefs that whenever the beer volcano erupts, it creates a giant cloud od alcohol, somewhere in the universe, spanning several billion miles.


In conclusion I would like to state:

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

For more information go to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)

-snip-

A beer factory and a stripper volcano would be better.

A beer factory and a stripper volcano would be better.
Demanding:p

A beer factory and a stripper volcano would be better.

So you're stating that a beer factory is better than a beer volcano?:eek:

And I'd rather see females stripping than volcanoes.

Damn. Here I thought they found the location of heaven, but the cloud is Methanol, not Ethanol. WTF am I supposed to do with a cloud of methanol?

Ech! Who needs eyesight anyway?

Demanding:p
Well, if you're going to dream, dream big, I say.

Well, if you're going to dream, dream big, I say.

But..but..butt...

THE BEER VOLCANO IS NOT A DREAM! :(

Damn. Here I thought they found the location of heaven, but the cloud is Methanol, not Ethanol. WTF am I supposed to do with a cloud of methanol?
Light 'er up. It's one of the most explosive of the alcohols.

Light 'er up. It's one of the most explosive of the alcohols.
Finally, a use for organic chemistry. It is the most explosive, all the other alcohols get progressively less flammable.

They way I see it is, if there's a cloud of methanol floating around in space, chances are there's a cloud of ethanol out there somewhere. NASA should drop what it's doing and commit all its resources into finding that cloud.

Very interesting. I can't belive people actually found that IN SPACE!

the density of the clouds is so low that a kilometre wide funnel would take around a million years to collect a bottle of beer.

so if your eyes can hold out for a million years, you can wreck em from the nebula. woot!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

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Mmm. The Argument from Alcohol in Space. That's a new one.

Mmm. The Argument from Alcohol in Space. That's a new one.
I ment it to be ... it had to be unique me being atheist and all

Jesus' blood was really made up of methanol?!
*dies*

I ment it to be ... it had to be unique me being atheist and all

Ah. Personally, my arguments for God's existence are unique because I have a sardonic sense of humor, not because I'm an atheist. :p

Methanol + Uniqueness = Unique Methanol
...If you know what I mean...

No, there is no god.

Jesus' blood was really made up of methanol?!
*dies*
Haven't you ever been to a mass?
Jesus' blood was made of wine.:rolleyes:

. . .and it is drunk!

Haven't you ever been to a mass?
Jesus' blood was made of wine.
No, my friend. If methanol is YAHWEH and JESUS is HIS son, then JESUS' blood must consist of the LORD'S essence, which of course is METHANOL due to that MARY THE MOTHER OF GAWD was alledgedly a virgin at the time of CHRISTS conception, because the only 100% effective contraceptive at the time, other than castration, was to avoid sexual intercourse with non-divine beings, which is a myth the HOLY VIRGIN busted because she was so incomprehensibly fertile which allowed one of the CREATORS dust particles impregnate HER while SHE slept, under the disquise of the ANGEL GABRIEL.
*pants*

Can you create ethanol from methanol?

Can you create ethanol from methanol?

I can't. But God can, which is why UT is so excited about God's existence. ;)

Haven't seen you in a long time, Rome.

I can't. But God can, which is why UT is so excited about God's existence. ;)

Shoot. 'Cause that would solve a lot of the problems of spotting a "methanol" clound.

Haven't seen you in a long time, Rome.

I think I just got bored of the UN and left. Nothing personal. I still hang around here every once in a while- I'm on International Incidents more though. Does the Old Guard Site still work? I'd like to make a re-entrance.

Shoot. 'Cause that would solve a lot of the problems of spotting a "methanol" clound.

Yep.

I think I just got bored of the UN and left. Nothing personal. I still hang around here every once in a while- I'm on International Incidents more though. Does the Old Guard Site still work? I'd like to make a re-entrance.

No problem. If you want the URL to the UNOG forum just send me a telegram and I'll give it to you.

Its proof that God had farted.....and that's all. :p

Its proof that God had farted.....and that's all.
YAHWEH is pure, therefore, HE cannot fart.
Also, what would the LORD consume to produce the required methan? It is not the exact same chemical as methanol.

He had lots of gassy beans...leftovers from passover. :p

No problem. If you want the URL to the UNOG forum just send me a telegram and I'll give it to you.

TG'ed.

He had lots of gassy beans...leftovers from passover.
That doesn't expalin the transformation from methan to methanol.
*waits patiently*

the density of the clouds is so low that a kilometre wide funnel would take around a million years to collect a bottle of beer.

so if your eyes can hold out for a million years, you can wreck em from the nebula. woot!

Finally something worth pursuing in Space!

Who's up for building a really huge funnel? Lets see...1 KM= 1 million years, so... 1,000,000 KM should do it nicely. I can wait a year for a bottle.

TG'ed.

You've got mail.

You've got mail.

Thanks. Got it. Just not sure where to post my re-entrance...

Thanks. Got it. Just not sure where to post my re-entrance...

Send me a PM on the UNOG forum and I'll tell you. :)

I think we've hijacked this thread enough already.

All right.

In the meantime, let's try to figure out how to convert methanol to ethanol. This needs to be done if we're going to make any use of this new cloud. :(

There is about 20 beers worth in it...if that. Sure you want to now? :P

There is about 20 beers worth in it...if that. Sure you want to now? :P
But free floating alchahol ... if it is there it could be EVERYWHERE!!11!!

We could have beer galaxies!

There is about 20 beers worth in it...if that. Sure you want to now? :P

Better than nothing I say.

But free floating alchahol ... if it is there it could be EVERYWHERE!!11!!

We could have beer galaxies!

Meh, I just want one beer star...

Meh, I just want one beer star...

Galaxies are a lot more fun...plus there's A LOT more in them!

Well then, Its a good thing I'm not human.

Galaxies are a lot more fun...plus there's A LOT more in them!

Yeah...but the galaxy probably has a beer black hole in the center.

This would have made a great Star Trek episode.

Yeah...but the galaxy probably has a beer black hole in the center.

No, it is called the neverending Beer Glass. And it is full of Guinness.

No, it is called the neverending Beer Glass. And it is full of Guinness.

You, my friend, deserve a pint. Now we're on to something!

Even God drinks it...



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