NationStates Jolt Archive


Tom Delay: You Can't Fire Me, I Quit!

New Granada
04-04-2006, 05:30
Faced with mounting legal troubles over his corruption as a congressman, Tom Delay clearly understands that it looks worse to be thrown out of office than simply not to run.

Great day for america.
[NS]Simonist
04-04-2006, 05:33
Faced with mounting legal troubles over his corruption as a congressman, Tom Delay clearly understands that it looks worse to be thrown out of office than simply not to run.

Great day for america.
See, little do many know this, but DeLay has actually already been "fired", so quitting is not an option.

I fired his bitch-ass four weeks back, after many strained, detailed meetings formulating exactly what the best course of action would be.

He'll never work in this town again.
Colodia
04-04-2006, 05:34
Simonist']See, little do many know this, but DeLay has actually already been "fired", so quitting is not an option.

I fired his bitch-ass four weeks back, after many strained, detailed meetings formulating exactly what the best course of action would be.

He'll never work in this town again.
May I shake your hand?

In fact, handshakes all around. For all we know, our constant collective bitching behind the scenes has finally paid off. :D
Gartref
04-04-2006, 05:36
Tom Delay is a crying little pussy. This has been confirmed by scientists.