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I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?
then we will be able to distinguish you better (you know since you aren't an asshat)

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?

Well, it shouldn't worry you too much since you're named after the hockey team anyway.

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?
Basically? You're screwed. :D

Well, it shouldn't worry you too much since you're named after the hockey team anyway.
IIers don't come here, we don't go to II. problem solved.

Well, it shouldn't worry you too much since you're named after the hockey team anyway.


Would you believe I didn't know about that team when I named my nation? I chose the name because it's what I call Maine natives, especially the rural ones.

Basically? You're screwed. :D


Thanks. Can I borrow your trout for a sec?

An asshat?!

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?
IF the guy comes to General, and IF he turns out to be an asshat, as you so eloquently put it.....well, precious, we could always shank the bitch.

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?


You think you've got problems? Do you know how many times people confuse me with Cannot think of a name? Or Allthenamesarereserved? Or any of the other twenty "nameless"?

Simonist']IF the guy comes to General, and IF he turns out to be an asshat, as you so eloquently put it.....well, precious, we could always shank the bitch.
so......uh.......off topic, someone was looking for you earlier and I mentioned that I had a bs theory that you haven't been around much due to you finding a boy-toy

true or false?

You think you've got problems? Do you know how many times people confuse me with Cannot think of a name? Or Allthenamesarereserved? Or any of the other twenty "nameless"?


Didn't realize there were that many of you.

An asshat?!
Think of it as a +1 asshole.

so......uh.......off topic, someone was looking for you earlier and I mentioned that I had a bs theory that you haven't been around much due to you finding a boy-toy

true or false?
Ahahaha, um, false.....I've not been around much because I've got mono and....okay, a little true. He comes over every day (even though he'll probably get sick) and takes care of me, so I don't leave the couch much :p This is one of my rare, less tiring days, though, so not only am I awake past 8 in the evening, I'm actually USING my computer.

Who was looking for me?

Simonist']Ahahaha, um, false.....I've not been around much because I've got mono and....okay, a little true. He comes over every day (even though he'll probably get sick) and takes care of me, so I don't leave the couch much :p This is one of my rare, less tiring days, though, so not only am I awake past 8 in the evening, I'm actually USING my computer.

Who was looking for me?
Neu somebody.....I get them all mixed up, there is a thred around here somewhere about "where is simonist?" but I am pretty sure that's not the title of it.........

anyway, I said that I had no evidence and that it was my own bs theory of where you went. LOL

Think of it as a +1 asshole.

With +3 leather armor and a magic bonus against orcs.

Don't they use a 10-sided die for hp?

it COULD be a very big problem

i think we need a code word. yeah thats it, when we wonder if its YOU or that other asshat, we'll say

hey maineiacs is it YOU?

and you will respond by giving us a PIECE OF BLUEBERRY PIE!!

deal?

*thinks of maineiacs rolling away muttering "darn you, ashmoria, you know i got blueberry pie"*

You think you've got problems? Do you know how many times people confuse me with Cannot think of a name? Or Allthenamesarereserved? Or any of the other twenty "nameless"?
I thought that one of you (either you or Reserved) was a puppet of the other.
Odd.
And, Maineiacs, this is your just punishment for choosing a name that makes sense. If you want to stand out, you have to come completely out of left field, or pick a name that is undesirable.

Don't they use a 10-sided die for hp?

No, but your mom does.

OWNED.

...

Sorry about that. Won't happen again.

I thought that one of you (either you or Reserved) was a puppet of the other.
Odd.
And, Maineiacs, this is your just punishment for choosing a name that makes sense. If you want to stand out, you have to come completely out of left field, or pick a name that is undesirable.

Nope. And actually, you would think that Cannot and I were the same, since we're both libertarians. But I'm the one who's also a militant atheist.

Nope. And actually, you would think that Cannot and I were the same, since we're both libertarians. But I'm the one who's also a militant atheist.
Hmmm, maybe it's just me, but I can rarely ever keep people apart in my mind depending on their beliefs or political leaning (unless I make a rather important choice to remember certain things, and even that is rare). I prefer to keep people differentiated through post count, though sometimes that backfires (like when I disappear for weeks at a time and have totally lost track).

I thought that one of you (either you or Reserved) was a puppet of the other.
Odd.
And, Maineiacs, this is your just punishment for choosing a name that makes sense. If you want to stand out, you have to come completely out of left field, or pick a name that is undesirable.


So, if I'd have named my nation "Asshattery" or something like that, I'd be safe from copycats?

Don't they use a 10-sided die for hp?
Two six sided dice if it is a magic elf.

So, if I'd have named my nation "Asshattery" or something like that, I'd be safe from copycats?
No, too desirable. Now if you were to become, for instance, "Puckered Anus", "The Virgin Mary's Flaring Vagina" or "PlacentaLuvr666", then you'd have no copy cats at all.

No, too desirable. Now if you were to become, for instance, "Puckered Anus", "The Virgin Mary's Flaring Vagina" or "PlacentaLuvr666", then you'd have no copy cats at all.
Also, adding intials to the beginning of your name makes it lame and therefore undesirable.

Also, adding intials to the beginning of your name makes it lame and therefore undesirable.
But clearly it WAS a desirable name -- look, see, he's the 8th incarnation. That's a DAMN popular name.

Also, adding intials to the beginning of your name makes it lame and therefore undesirable.
And the fact that 7 generations before me also desired the name means . . .?
You, on the other hand, will be a one off. No result and no precedent, just a short burst of flatulence in the Universe: ignoble, yet mercifully brief when compared to the full length and scale of eternity. Away with you to a distant inhospitable land, you semi-literate mongoloid, and take both those pathetic little syllables along for the trip.
My god, I am so booored tonight, and I think its starting to show

Cool. My thread's devolving into a flame war.

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?
Your just jealous because he might get more attention than you.

Also, adding intials to the beginning of your name makes it lame and therefore undesirable.
Fiddle's name is better than yours so eat it.

Cool. My thread's devolving into a flame war.
Someone has to keep the M0ds busy. Really, have you seen Moderation lately? There's nothing there, no new forum drama, no petitions to have someone banned, nothing. Its like NS is becoming populated by rule-abiding, civilized human beings. I'm having none of that on my Internets.

Someone has to keep the M0ds busy. Really, have you seen Moderation lately? There's nothing there, no new forum drama, no petitions to have someone banned, nothing. Its like NS is becoming populated by rule-abiding, civilized human beings. I'm having none of that on my Internets.


Well, right now there's a thread that was started by a schizophrenic in a religious hysteria, and the atheists have come out to tear the poor girl to bits.

And the fact that 7 generations before me also desired the name means . . .?
You, on the other hand, will be a one off. No result and no precedent, just a short burst of flatulence in the Universe: ignoble, yet mercifully brief when compared to the full length and scale of eternity. Away with you to a distant inhospitable land, you semi-literate mongoloid, and take both those pathetic little syllables along for the trip.
My god, I am so booored tonight, and I think its starting to show
I am pretty sure those seven generations you were all you. You made an asshat outta yourself such that you could no longer show your face in General. You took the cowards way out and decided to start the next generation. The fact that this has happenned seven times reinforces how much of an asshat you must be. Hopefully this injects some cool into this place.

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?

As long as he isn't a mod, you are fine.

EDIT: I would always confuse Chodolo and Colodia, but I don't think either of them are around anymore, so I guess you are probably not going to last. You might as well deat yourself before you get deated. Its always easier that way.

As long as he isn't a mod, you are fine.

EDIT: I would always confuse Chodolo and Colodia, but I don't think either of them are around anymore, so I guess you are probably not going to last. You might as well deat yourself before you get deated. Its always easier that way.
Colodia is still here-ish. Doesn't post as much, but pops up every once and a while.

I hope that someday somebody does actually accidentally imitate my name, just so I have the excuse to yell "Bitch, I will END you!" I don't get to use that phrase often enough.

I am pretty sure those seven generations you were all you. You made an asshat outta yourself such that you could no longer show your face in General. You took the cowards way out and decided to start the next generation. The fact that this has happenned seven times reinforces how much of an asshat you must be.
I assure you that all generations were different (yet thoroughly awesome) people. Regretfully, I suppose that these heinous slanders are bound to appear from time to time, based on the inability of mere mortals to comprehend how eight generations of ubermenschen could appear under the same, most wonderful, moniker.
I wish my forefathers had the foresight of you in adopting a name that sucks so much you never have to worry about someone running off with it. Congratulations, you've succeeded at failing in a way that I can only dream of.
Can I be any more arrogant? Yes, yes I can.

Simonist']I hope that someday somebody does actually accidentally imitate my name, just so I have the excuse to yell "Bitch, I will END you!" I don't get to use that phrase often enough.


If that happens, I want to watch.

Simonist']I hope that someday somebody does actually accidentally imitate my name, just so I have the excuse to yell "Bitch, I will END you!" I don't get to use that phrase often enough.
You don't? That's how I greet my roommate in the morning. Then I do a few karate kicks and back-flip out the window (front doors, stair wells, and lobbies are for loozers) because that's just how Xtreme I am.

You don't? That's how I greet my roommate in the morning. Then I do a few karate kicks and back-flip out the window (front doors, stair wells, and lobbies are for loozers) because that's just how Xtreme I am.
Yes, but, well.....I'm expected to be just a wee more level-headed IRL than here, especially with the more unstable of my posse.....besides, it's never a good idea to threaten to end your cohorts, your cronies, your best mates....I still need them to do shit for me when I don't wanna do it.

Simonist']Yes, but, well.....I'm expected to be just a wee more level-headed IRL than here, especially with the more unstable of my posse.....besides, it's never a good idea to threaten to end your cohorts, your cronies, your best mates....I still need them to do shit for me when I don't wanna do it.



I wish I had room to sig that.

Simonist']Yes, but, well.....I'm expected to be just a wee more level-headed IRL than here, especially with the more unstable of my posse.....besides, it's never a good idea to threaten to end your cohorts, your cronies, your best mates....I still need them to do shit for me when I don't wanna do it.
Being level headed is for loozers as well. Level-headed people don't get to sell the movie rights to their autobiographies, level-headed people don't get on the evening news, and level-headed people don't get to plead "Not Guilty by Reason of Mental Defect."
[gay lisp]Sanity is sooo last decade. Being batshit insane is the new rational.[/gay lisp]

I assure you that all generations were different (yet thoroughly awesome) people. Regretfully, I suppose that these heinous slanders are bound to appear from time to time, based on the inability of mere mortals to comprehend how eight generations of ubermenschen could appear under the same, most wonderful, moniker.
I wish my forefathers had the foresight of you in adopting a name that sucks so much you never have to worry about someone running off with it. Congratulations, you've succeeded at failing in a way that I can only dream of.
Can I be any more arrogant? Yes, yes I can.
If mere mortals cannot comprehend the hardcore awesomeness of the Fiddlebottoms, how the hell do you? Any claim that you are immortal will be futile as immortality is just plain silly. Also, you seem to be confused about why nobody will 'run off' with my name; it is not caused by my names utter sucktacularism, but a side affect the respect I command at this forum. Consider Myrth for example. Any moron, fundy or communist could tell you that Myrth is a wicked sweet and desirable name. Yet, nobody has copied Myrth. Why? Myrth is so respectedby this forum and its moderators that anybody copying Myrth would be labelled a social outcast and quickly forum-banned. The same situation applies in my situation. Try and match this arrogance.

I wish I had room to sig that.
Either make room for it, or I guess save it for later.

I deleted three awesome links in order to keep Fass' quote.

If mere mortals cannot comprehend the hardcore awesomeness of the Fiddlebottoms, how the hell do you? Any claim that you are immortal will be futile as immortality is just plain silly. Also, you seem to be confused about why nobody will 'run off' with my name; it is not caused by my names utter sucktacularism, but a side affect the respect I command at this forum. Consider Myrth for example. Any moron, fundy or communist could tell you that Myrth is a wicked sweet and desirable name. Yet, nobody has copied Myrth. Why? Myrth is so respectedby this forum and its moderators that anybody copying Myrth would be labelled a social outcast and quickly forum-banned. The same situation applies in my situation. Try and match this.
Actually, nobody copied Myrth because by the time they know of Myrth, they already have a name.

There HAVE been Myrth copies in the forms of puppets, but they all get abandoned 'cause everybody realizes "Man, this just isn't very funny" as soon as they end up on every single ignore list. Had you considered your claim before you staked it, you probably would've figured that out.

And what respect, exactly, do you command? I, for one, have never actually seen you before.

Holy crap, I can't believe I'm arguing this bullshit.....

Simonist']Actually, nobody copied Myrth because by the time they know of Myrth, they already have a name.

There HAVE been Myrth copies in the forms of puppets, but they all get abandoned 'cause everybody realizes "Man, this just isn't very funny" as soon as they end up on every single ignore list. Had you considered your claim before you staked it, you probably would've figured that out.

And what respect, exactly, do you command? I, for one, have never actually seen you before.

Holy crap, I can't believe I'm arguing this bullshit.....
I know what you mean, the thread have sucked so much today that I have to spout bullshit like that to keep myself entertained.

If mere mortals cannot comprehend the hardcore awesomeness of the Fiddlebottoms, how the hell do you? Any claim that you are immortal will be futile as immortality is just plain silly. Also, you seem to be confused about why nobody will 'run off' with my name; it is not caused by my names utter sucktacularism, but a side affect the respect I command at this forum. Consider Myrth for example. Any moron, fundy or communist could tell you that Myrth is a wicked sweet and desirable name. Yet, nobody has copied Myrth. Why? Myrth is so respectedby this forum and its moderators that anybody copying Myrth would be labelled a social outcast and quickly forum-banned. The same situation applies in my situation. Try and match this arrogance.
I'm not immortal in the strictest sense (and, yes, that does mean I am not fully able to comprehend my awesomeness. Such is the eternal sadness I must bear, so close to myself, yet so short of understanding my own meaning), rather, my mind and comprehension simply go farther than the limited capacity that is so distressingly common these days.
As a result of this superiority, my name has, and continues to, gather followers and adherents who will carry on my reputation after my death (the greatest of whom will become H N Fiddlebottoms IX, my spiritual successor). In this way, I shall live forever, as will my spiritual forefathers.
And the status of Myrth has been demonstrated by Simonist most eloquently, but I shall go further to say this:
I posted with Myrth, I knew Myrth, Myrth was a favorite M0d of mine. Posi, you are no Myrth.
Sorry, I can match egoes with Czardas, Posi. Against me, your head is but a softball beside a beachball.

I'm not immortal in the strictest sense (and, yes, that does mean I am not fully able to comprehend my awesomeness. Such is the eternal sadness I must bear, so close to myself, yet so short of understanding my own meaning), rather, my mind and comprehension simply go farther than the limited capacity that is so distressingly common these days.
As a result of this superiority, my name has, and continues to, gather followers and adherents who will carry on my reputation after my death (the greatest of whom will become H N Fiddlebottoms IX, my spiritual successor). In this way, I shall live forever, as will my spiritual forefathers.
And the status of Myrth has been demonstrated by Simonist most eloquently, but I shall go further to say this:
I posted with Myrth, I knew Myrth, Myrth was a favorite M0d of mine. Posi, you are no Myrth.
Sorry, I can match egoes with Czardas, Posi. Against me, your head is but a softball beside a beachball.
Well, that is an utter shame. Nobody should have to go without knowing the full scope of their own awesomeness. One is really only half a person until one reaches this realization. I really got nothing for the rest. There is a good episode of That 70's Show on and I am somewhat distracted. Yes, I think that shall be my official excuse. But you say you matched egos with Czardas? That is quite impressive. His ego was a very popular topic when I started posting, which must have really inflated his ego.

Well, that is an utter shame. Nobody should have to go without knowing the full scope of their own awesomeness. One is really only half a person until one reaches this realization. I really got nothing for the rest. There is a good episode of That 70's Show on and I am somewhat distracted. Yes, I think that shall be my official excuse. But you say you matched egos with Czardas? That is quite impressive. His ego was a very popular topic when I started posting, which must have really inflated his ego.
I find that this deficiency keeps me humble. After all, it isn't easy being perfect in every way, so it is nice to have some little flaw that keeps me from going to far beyond the reach of lesser intellects, such as your self.
Fighting with me on matters of ego and BS is like trying to outwit someone who is really smart and knows everything you know, and also know some other stuff you don't know. I think I derive this ability from living in the Bronx, just north of NY (a land where names drop like napalm from the sky, only napalm would be more welcome).

When I tried to make Peachland as my Nation name, it wouldnt accept it. I guess there was a version before me.....pfft.



Fiddle & Posi you are both full of shit. I should clunk both of your big heads together.

I find that this deficiency keeps me humble. After all, it isn't easy being perfect in every way, so it is nice to have some little flaw that keeps me from going to far beyond the reach of lesser intellects, such as your self.
Fighting with me on matters of ego and BS is like trying to outwit someone who is really smart and knows everything you know, and also know some other stuff you don't know. I think I derive this ability from living in the Bronx, just north of NY (a land where names drop like napalm from the sky, only napalm would be more welcome).
Humbleness is the mark of a true fool. You should run with what you got and try to take as much as you can with it. I could, however, be wrong; I am a lesser intelect and have no idea what I am talking about.
That first sentence is probably the least eloquant sentance I have ever seen from you. It looks like something that I would write, and that is just sad. How off topic is this thread going to get anyways? I mean we are at about three pages of pure crap. Either way I know where the Bronx is, I've seen some wicked sweet Jackie Chan movies that take place there. I have no idea what this "drop names like napalm" buisness is about.

I've passed 2000 posts! w00t!

When I tried to make Peachland as my Nation name, it wouldnt accept it. I guess there was a version before me.....pfft.



Fiddle & Posi you are both full of shit. I should clunk both of your big heads together.
What a loser that Peachland must have been.


Just some space to make sure you see the stuff in white.


I am only three quarters full of shit. The rest of me is filled with Pizza Pops.

I was over on the International Incidents board, and saw a post by someone calling himself "Mainiac". Don't mind so much, but what if this guy turns out to be an asshat?
Hehe, I've got the same problem with my school e-mail account. Accounts are given to all students as firstname.lastname@.edu, and there's a guy in the one of the grad schools with the same name as me. Either he was there first, or grad students get preference, so he got the short form. For me they put my middle initial and an underscore in my address so as to differentiate it, but people often don't realize that there are two of us. It's ridiculous how many messages we've had to forward to each other over the last four years.

What a loser that Peachland must have been.


Just some space to make sure you see the stuff in white.


I am only three quarters full of shit. The rest of me is filled with Pizza Pops.


She must have been. Thank goodness I came along.:D

mmmm....pizza! Can I still clunk your heads together just for fun?

Humbleness is the mark of a true fool. You should run with what you got and try to take as much as you can with it. I could, however, be wrong; I am a lesser intelect and have no idea what I am talking about.
That first sentence is probably the least eloquant sentance I have ever seen from you. It looks like something that I would write, and that is just sad. How off topic is this thread going to get anyways? I mean we are at about three pages of pure crap. Either way I know where the Bronx is, I've seen some wicked sweet Jackie Chan movies that take place there. I have no idea what this "drop names like napalm" buisness is about.
Only a truely common individual would find advice of that caliber to their liking.
*turns up nose, allowing full view of the contents of his nostrils*
Yeah, well Colbert was distracting me with his damned Report, curse him and his helariousnessocity! The name dropping is a most regretable tendency I have discovered in certain people I deal with. "Oh, how nice, your uncle wrote my history text book. Isn't it wonderful that I don't FUCKING care?" And I really would prefer to have the napalm, at least then we could get rid of the last few trees populating my beautiful urban sprawl.
What the Hell was the Original Topic, anyway?

She must have been. Thank goodness I came along.:D

mmmm....pizza! Can I still clunk your heads together just for fun?
I think we can agree you sufficiantly cool enough to make up for her. You know it was a her? You deated maybe?


Go for it. I'll tell everyone that I got the resulting black eye from saving some girl guides from 50 Cent.

When I tried to make Peachland as my Nation name, it wouldnt accept it. I guess there was a version before me.....pfft.



Fiddle & Posi you are both full of shit. I should clunk both of your big heads together.
No, Max Barry just really hates fruits, I'm surprised Fass has been allowed about as long as he has.
Madam, I assure you that, while I may be super human in every way, my biology is very close to the norm for humans. So I must protest your comment, pertaining my stuffing, as most untrue. Only a very small percentage of my body is filled with shit, and that is all localized near the lower half of my trunk. I would thank you to remember this fact in the future, that you may better hide your own ignorance of anatomy and preserve yourself from further embarrasment.

I think we can agree you sufficiantly cool enough to make up for her. You know it was a her? You deated maybe?


Go for it. I'll tell everyone that I got the resulting black eye from saving some girl guides from 50 Cent.


No, I was just guessing it was a girl. Not a very mannish name.


I'll make it look good.....Fiddles can take most of the blunt force trauma

Only a truely common individual would find advice of that caliber to their liking.
*turns up nose, allowing full view of the contents of his nostrils*
Yeah, well Colbert was distracting me with his damned Report, curse him and his helariousnessocity! The name dropping is a most regretable tendency I have discovered in certain people I deal with. "Oh, how nice, your uncle wrote my history text book. Isn't it wonderful that I don't FUCKING care?" And I really would prefer to have the napalm, at least then we could get rid of the last few trees populating my beautiful urban sprawl.
What the Hell was the Original Topic, anyway?
Ew. Buggers.
*Vommits*
Ah, so thats why you were so long between posts. Don't spoil the Report for me; it doesn't air here for another 10 minutes. That book shit must suck, I get annoyed when people get a textbook I had already used. That must drive you Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I think the Original Topic was about someone mimicing the OP, that is the only way my Myrth BS makes any sense.

No, Max Barry just really hates fruits, I'm surprised Fass has been allowed about as long as he has.
Madam, I assure you that, while I may be super human in every way, my biology is very close to the norm for humans. So I must protest your comment, pertaining my stuffing, as most untrue. Only a very small percentage of my body is filled with shit, and that is all localized near the lower half of my trunk. I would thank you to remember this fact in the future, that you may better hide your own ignorance of anatomy and preserve yourself from further embarrasment.


Max schmax

You are long overdue for a beating.

No, I was just guessing it was a girl. Not a very mannish name.


I'll make it look good.....Fiddles can take most of the blunt force trauma
Agreed. I do not think any man would pick Peach. Princess Peach probably compounds this problem.


You better seperate his ego from his body before you whack us together. I've heard his ego has matched Czardas' as some points in history. Colliding with something that massive could easily result in fatality.

No, I was just guessing it was a girl. Not a very mannish name.


I'll make it look good.....Fiddles can take most of the blunt force trauma


You're probably right.

You think you guys are bored? Let's not forget who was bored enough to start this thread in the first place.

Max schmax

You are long overdue for a beating.
Y'know, its talk like that that gets people dragged away in black vans.
You may not have noticed my earlier statements, but I am Xtreme beyond your beating capacity. In fact, I am so Xtreme that I don't even have to start quoting MC Hammer lyrics in my response; your "touching this" status is simply understood to be, firmly, in the negative.

You're probably right.

You think you guys are bored? Let's not forget who was bored enough to start this thread in the first place.
What is three people in agreement on the subject. We should carry forth assuming all people know this.

So? I sat in this boring thread and waitied for something to happen.



EDIT: +1 Asshat?!? Like what the fuck?

Ew. Buggers.
*Vommits*
Ah, so thats why you were so long between posts. Don't spoil the Report for me; it doesn't air here for another 10 minutes. That book shit must suck, I get annoyed when people get a textbook I had already used. That must drive you Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I think the Original Topic was about someone mimicing the OP, that is the only way my Myrth BS makes any sense.
They're not boogers, they're bricks of solid gold. The wealth of Fort Knox is stored in these passage ways, distilled from the pure brilliance that gradually drips out of my brain and down to earth.
Fine, I'll spoil it for you. He has this segment called the, you'll never guess, word of the day, in which he delivers an ironic commentary on some news item. Yeah, and then he interviews someone, while saying the exact opposite of what he really thinks during the interview. Through it all, he bleeds arrogance like a stuck Nun with a spear through her lung. Except the Nun bleeds blood, obviously.

Y'know, its talk like that that gets people dragged away in black vans.
You may not have noticed my earlier statements, but I am Xtreme beyond your beating capacity. In fact, I am so Xtreme that I don't even have to start quoting MC Hammer lyrics in my response; your "touching this" status is simply understood to be, firmly, in the negative.

:eek:

Then I will have to hire you and your Xtremeness to protect me from the likes of the Max squad

Well, I need to get to bed. Thanks for hanging out here.

I could have told you that nothing was going to happen. All the threads are boring right now. Hell, that one about who you'd have in the Big Brother house with you is up over 1200 posts.

They're not boogers, they're bricks of solid gold. The wealth of Fort Knox is stored in these passage ways, distilled from the pure brilliance that gradually drips out of my brain and down to earth.
Fine, I'll spoil it for you. He has this segment called the, you'll never guess, word of the day, in which he delivers an ironic commentary on some news item. Yeah, and then he interviews someone, while saying the exact opposite of what he really thinks during the interview. Through it all, he bleeds arrogance like a stuck Nun with a spear through her lung. Except the Nun bleeds blood, obviously.
That is what Jesus said, and look what happened to him.
What's the point in me even watching now? My day, it's totally ruined. Ya know what? I am not going to sell you CyberFruit anymore. Especially if nuns are involved.

Well, I need to get to bed. Thanks for hanging out here.

I could have told you that nothing was going to happen. All the threads are boring right now. Hell, that one about who you'd have in the Big Brother house with you is up over 1200 posts.
I quite enjoyed providing you with lousey, but still better than what was available, entertainment.

I tried to follow that thread. After a few pages you realize people were just talking about how they forgot to mention someone or weren't mentioned or that there are too many cool people to mention. This was made all the worse by the fact that the only time I was mentioned I was mistaken as a girl.

:eek:

Then I will have to hire you and your Xtremeness to protect me from the likes of the Max squad
:eek:, indeed, ole gal. :eek:, indeed.
We will work willing, while washing windows which whistfully . . . um, something else that starts with W. It'll cost you though, me and my Xtremeness don't come cheap. We'll be talking something like, I dunno, ALL THE TEA IN CHINA! *dun-duhn-duuuuuuhhhhhnnnn*
But only of the fresh variety, none of those nasty bags.

Asshat, thats a Casey and Andy reference right?

Asshat, thats a Casey and Andy reference right?
Who do think you are calling an asshat?