Do Monkeys Blow Up?
A lesser land
04-04-2006, 03:26
Well...do they?
Pythogria
04-04-2006, 03:27
Um... No. Who told you that?
Well...do they?
They blow up real good.
Curious Inquiry
04-04-2006, 03:27
Poll please? :p
Light a monkey on fire and let's see what happens.
Upper Botswavia
04-04-2006, 03:31
With plenty of training and given the proper sized balloons... yes.
[NS]Simonist
04-04-2006, 03:45
Well...do they?
I'm quite sure they don't, unassisted at least, but I've been told that given the correct conditions, rabbits will.
No flatulence. Apparently the pressure just builds. Y'know, in case you wanted to know or something.
Kleptonis
04-04-2006, 03:45
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Explosion.
EDIT: Go into it a bit more, and we realize something horrible:
Grenade - Pin = Explosion
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Monkey + Explosion
Monkey + Explosion = Explosion
Monkey + (Explosion - Explosion) = (Explosion - Explosion)
Monkey + 0 = 0
Monkey = 0
Monkeys are nothing, and therefore don't exist. Let's hear it for pseudo-math!
Anarchuslavia
04-04-2006, 04:15
make a monkey swallow dynamite, and a lit match, and then we shall see
Vittos Ordination2
04-04-2006, 05:02
If you feed a monkey rice, they will fly off, drink some water, and their stomachs will rupture. But that isn't exploding, per se, so I don't know what to tell you.
Secluded Islands
04-04-2006, 05:47
a monkey once stole a bananna from Chuck Norris. Chuck then gave the monkey his death stare, in which the monkey blew up. so the answer is yes, monkeys can blow up...
The Psyker
04-04-2006, 05:50
Yes, all you need is a microwave and a mop for cleanup.
*grabs a plunger*
Let's test this sucker out!
Andaluciae
04-04-2006, 06:05
Well, I've got Curious George here, and he just swallowed a Mk. 12 Nuclear device. Looks like he's beeping too. I might advise that we all run like hell because this monkey's gonna blow.
*beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Ah hell.
Harlesburg
04-04-2006, 08:08
What type of blowup do you mean?
Explosive or do you mean inflate?
Egg and chips
04-04-2006, 08:13
In my experience, anything will blow up if stuffed with enough C4...
Hobovillia
04-04-2006, 08:26
In my experience, anything will blow up if stuffed with enough C4...
Like C4 the tv channel?:confused:
Aylur Vuzed
04-04-2006, 08:31
Like C4 the tv channel?:confused:
Um, isn't that G4?
Gurguvungunit
04-04-2006, 08:34
Like C4 the plastic explosive. It goes boom when put in the right conditions.
Everyone loves C4!
Demented Hamsters
04-04-2006, 08:36
Well...do they?
You're the one who wants to know, so how about I give you a straw and you sneak into the monkey enclosure, stick it up a monkey's butt and blow real hard.
Who knows, it might just work.
Do Monkeys Blow Up? Why do you want to know, and where did you get those 500 monkeys from? :eek: Get away!
Strobovia
04-04-2006, 09:59
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Explosion.
EDIT: Go into it a bit more, and we realize something horrible:
Grenade - Pin = Explosion
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Monkey + Explosion
Monkey + Explosion = Explosion
Monkey + (Explosion - Explosion) = (Explosion - Explosion)
Monkey + 0 = 0
Monkey = 0
Monkeys are nothing, and therefore don't exist. Let's hear it for pseudo-math!
You made a crucial error.
Grenade - Pin = Explosion
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Monkey + Explosion
Monkey + Explosion = Explosion with splatter
Harlesburg
04-04-2006, 12:37
Um, isn't that G4?
No no C4 plays musiks.
What type of blowup do you mean?
Explosive or do you mean inflate?
You win, as your prize I bequeth you the internet and all the marmite Sanitarium will give you.
Um, isn't that G4?
G4? Never heard of it...:confused:
I vote C4.
What type of blowup do you mean?
Explosive or do you mean inflate?
He didn't specify, so we must asume he means either.
The poll was OK, but I could only vote for one option. :(
BogMarsh
04-04-2006, 14:01
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Explosion.
EDIT: Go into it a bit more, and we realize something horrible:
Grenade - Pin = Explosion
Monkey + (Grenade - Pin) = Monkey + Explosion
Monkey + Explosion = Explosion
Monkey + (Explosion - Explosion) = (Explosion - Explosion)
Monkey + 0 = 0
Monkey = 0
Monkeys are nothing, and therefore don't exist. Let's hear it for pseudo-math!
Bullcrap. The underlined equation is drivel.
Monkey + Explosion = monkey-hair + monkey-blood + (monkey-flesh)shredded.
The Beautiful Darkness
04-04-2006, 14:05
The monkey could spontaneously combust :D
Peisandros
04-04-2006, 14:13
I went with the "...IDIOT" option. I mean, they might do, but meh. Who cares?
Vittos Ordination2
04-04-2006, 17:26
a monkey once stole a bananna from Chuck Norris. Chuck then gave the monkey his death stare, in which the monkey blew up. so the answer is yes, monkeys can blow up...
Where do you get this stuff?
The banana blew itself up while in the monkey's stomach out of remorse that it had not been eaten by Chuck Norris.
RetroLuddite Saboteurs
04-04-2006, 17:33
chuck norris once stole a banana from a monkey. the monkey lept upon the sad old has been and tore all the flesh from the sad pathetic old man's face as he blubbered and begged for mercy, then it pooped in his bloody eye sockets, stole his credit cards and went out to lunch. true story.
In the sense of will they blow up, should you throw a grenade or somesuch at them, yes....
Mooseica
04-04-2006, 20:05
If you're playing the appropriate levels on Timesplitters 2 they sure as hell do :D