Alas! Why is string cheese so addicting?
The South Islands
03-04-2006, 23:50
I got some string cheese in a care package from home on Friday. It was a 40 back, I think. Most of it is now gone. String cheese is just addicting. You can just let one sit in your mouth and dissolve, spreading is processed goodness to all the tongue.
It's like Kraft puts cocaine in those damn things!
The Jovian Moons
03-04-2006, 23:57
It's to get people off of heroin.
Curious Inquiry
03-04-2006, 23:58
It's to get people off of heroin.
LOL! That, and the fat content. The yummy bits always seem to have the most fat :(
Secluded Islands
04-04-2006, 00:26
string cheese is ok, but not addicting...
Fleckenstein
04-04-2006, 00:33
string cheese is ok, but not addicting...
you sir, are the addicted one here. but what is it you are addicted to?
Conflict.
the addiction that never stops killing.
Libertas Veritas
04-04-2006, 00:37
I got some string cheese in a care package from home on Friday. It was a 40 back, I think. Most of it is now gone. String cheese is just addicting. You can just let one sit in your mouth and dissolve, spreading is processed goodness to all the tongue.
It's like Kraft puts cocaine in those damn things!
CHEESE=DISGUSTING
YOU=CHEESE
YOU=DISGUSTING
The Infinite Dunes
04-04-2006, 00:39
People, other than hyperactive children, actually like processed cheese? Ewww...
If someone sent me a 40 pack of camembert then I might be in trouble. But then I never get sent care packages. My parents either don't love me enough or think I'm indepedent ehough to be able to look after myself. If it's the latter I don't know where they got that impression from.
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 00:42
CHEESE=DISGUSTING
YOU=CHEESE
YOU=DISGUSTING
Hmmm....thanks for judging me on my food tastes.
Mikesburg
04-04-2006, 01:08
CHEESE=DISGUSTING
*pulls the rest of the quote away like a cheese string*
You sir, are an abomination.
Really, putting down cheese...
That's okay cheese.... we love you....
CHEESE=DISGUSTING
YOU=CHEESE
YOU=DISGUSTING
:eek: :( :mad:
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 01:34
:eek: :( :mad:
Thats what I said...
Infantry Grunts
04-04-2006, 01:37
I got some string cheese in a care package from home on Friday. It was a 40 back, I think. Most of it is now gone. String cheese is just addicting. You can just let one sit in your mouth and dissolve, spreading is processed goodness to all the tongue.
It's like Kraft puts cocaine in those damn things!
Kraft is owned in part by Phillip Morris. Do I here consperacy anyone?
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 01:39
Kraft is owned in part by Phillip Morris. Do I here consperacy anyone?
Ooh! I do smell conspiracy!
And it smells like....cheese.
Ooh! I do smell conspiracy!
And it smells like....cheese.
I smell a string-cheese theory.
Ehrmordung
04-04-2006, 01:41
Ooh! I do smell conspiracy!
And it smells like....cheese.
I hope it's Monterey Jack!!;)
Thats what I said...
Yes, but mine is colourful.
Katurkalurkmurkastan
04-04-2006, 01:48
CHEESE=DISGUSTING
YOU=CHEESE
YOU=DISGUSTING
it doesn't take a lot to get you cheesed off eh?
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 01:54
it doesn't take a lot to get you cheesed off eh?
Why do I have the feeling that this will degrade into a bunch of cheesy puns...
Eutrusca
04-04-2006, 01:57
"Alas! Why is string cheese so addicting?"
Because they want you to buy more of it. DUH!
Also because anything with fat in it is addicting to almost all humans. When we were a very young race, it was rare to have fat in our diets even though it provided high levels of things we needed in order to grow bigger brains and have high energy levels. So we developed a genetically based prefernce for fat; we developed a taste for it. We still have that preference and thus will be tempted to eat anything with fat in it, which isn't good for us now that it's widely available because too much of it makes US fat. :)
Eutrusca
04-04-2006, 01:59
Why do I have the feeling that this will degrade into a bunch of cheesy puns...
Hey! You of all people should know that it ain't easy bein' cheesy! :D
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 02:02
Hey! You of all people should know that it ain't easy bein' cheesy! :D
Cheese off, old man...
Ehrmordung
04-04-2006, 02:02
Hey! You of all people should know that it ain't easy bein' cheesy! :D
String cheese is OK. Try camembert...heaven.
Katganistan
04-04-2006, 02:04
Try some real mozzarella. I tried string cheese for the first time and my impression of it was that I had tasted better pink rubber erasers as a kid.
The South Islands
04-04-2006, 02:05
Try some real mozzarella. I tried string cheese for the first time and my impression of it was that I had tasted better pink rubber erasers as a kid.
I've had real Mozzarella before. And it was good.
But, it's kind of hard to get a substantial quantity of good cheese on a nonexistent budget.