A ridiculous challenge
The Spurious Squirrel
03-04-2006, 02:02
Yesterday I posted the idea of Maggie Thatcher dancing on her husbands grave (it was really about what song you'd play on her grave), singing "Denis Denis" while dressed in a bin bag, a la Debbie Harry.
It got me thinking, what other sorts of ridiculous images might there be out there. Any suggestions?
Timmikistan
03-04-2006, 02:31
Yesterday I posted the idea of Maggie Thatcher dancing on her husbands grave (it was really about what song you'd play on her grave), singing "Denis Denis" while dressed in a bin bag, a la Debbie Harry.
It got me thinking, what other sorts of ridiculous images might there be out there. Any suggestions?
along a similar theme. Ronald reagans will stating that he wanted to be entombed next to lenin in the red square moscow. could you imagine the whole ceremony taking place .......... v ridiculous
The image of a Tory government in 2010. Ridiculous.
The Colony of Albion
03-04-2006, 02:38
:sniper: :mp5:
Yes President Bush recieving the award for Public Speaking from Oxford University.......:
The Spurious Squirrel
03-04-2006, 02:44
How about the Queen kicking president Bush in the man parts, saying "One wants one's colonies back"
Timmikistan
03-04-2006, 02:49
How about the Queen kicking president Bush in the man parts, saying "One wants one's colonies back"
bush replies, why did u do that? if you want ure colonies back just invade india.
the queen in shock 'no i want the USA back'
bush starts laughing; we were never part of your colonies
*whisper in the ear of bush from an aide*
ohh.........(imagine the face he pulled after being told about 9/11
Eutrusca
03-04-2006, 02:51
Uh ... Multiland and The Nazz each humping one of MustaphaMond516's legs? :D
The Emperor Fenix
03-04-2006, 03:06
*Imagines Tony Blair receiving a congressional gold award for services to america*
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I wonder why on earth he's neglected to pick it up.
More importantly i'd ask you to imagine Howard Stern coughing up an antelope dressed in a top hat and tails which proceeds to tap dance and sing a series of hits by billie holiday.
Demented Hamsters
03-04-2006, 03:38
How about the Queen kicking president Bush in the man parts, saying "One wants one's colonies back"
I prefer the image of HRH firmly grasping and twisting GWB's ball sack and saying to him, "One was good enough to give you a language. Please at least try to use correctly"
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs leading a nation in a time of national emergency! :eek:
Ladamesansmerci
03-04-2006, 03:47
Uh ... Multiland and The Nazz each humping one of MustaphaMond516's legs? :D
:eek:
That's not ridiculous...it's disturbing.
Vegas-Rex
03-04-2006, 03:55
The most ridiculous image I can think of off the bat is the same reason I think UN abassadorship is a fake. The Cheney comment. You know what I'm talking about.
Markreich
04-04-2006, 02:33
The UN comes clean on the Oil for Food program.
The French, for the first time since 1923, start being riteous again.
The Russians become a Democracy.
The Chinese adopt environmentalism.
The British get a viable dental system.
The Canadians remember how to play hockey.
and... the Americans buy Mexico! Instead of 6 million illegals, there are now just 415 million Americans! :D
Eutrusca
04-04-2006, 02:35
:eek:
That's not ridiculous...it's disturbing.
I already told you ... you're much too easily disturbed for NS General. You need to either hang around more often and become oversexed and depraved like the rest of us, or get out ... NOW ... before the addiction becomes too deeply rooted. :D
Fleckenstein
04-04-2006, 02:39
I already told you ... you're much too easily disturbed for NS General. You need to either hang around more often and become oversexed and depraved like the rest of us, or get out ... NOW ... before the addiction becomes too deeply rooted. :D
i feel cold. . . . .
Eutrusca
04-04-2006, 02:41
i feel cold. . . . .
:fluffle:
There. Better now? :D
Fleckenstein
04-04-2006, 02:43
:fluffle:
There. Better now? :D
yes. :)
but nothing will ever return the lost hours being sucked into the vortex that is. . .
NS General
oh, and ridiculous would be Teresa 'The Ketchup Lady' Heinz Kerry literally saying vote for my husband or no more ketchup.
that would be ridiculous.
Al Gore displaying an emotion
The Spurious Squirrel
14-05-2006, 12:34
Here's another one....
President Bush singing "War (What is it good for)
Lazy Otakus
14-05-2006, 12:43
Fred Phelps dancing on a gay parade, dressed in black leather straps, singing:
"Hallelujah! It's raining men..."
Phantomphart
14-05-2006, 13:45
ohh.........(imagine the face he pulled after being told about 9/11Because that was a funny face?
Because 9/11 was funny?
F*ckin idiot.
:upyours:
The Spurious Squirrel
14-05-2006, 13:47
Because that was a funny face?
Because 9/11 was funny?
F*ckin idiot.
:upyours:So you agree that Bush is a "F*ckin idiot."
Phantomphart
14-05-2006, 13:52
So you agree that Bush is a "F*ckin idiot."
No i said making fun of the face he made was retarded.
That guy is a f*cking idiot. Nothing funny about 9/11.
Nothing at all.
Refused Party Program
14-05-2006, 14:18
Yesterday I posted the idea of Maggie Thatcher dancing on her husbands grave (it was really about what song you'd play on her grave), singing "Denis Denis" while dressed in a bin bag, a la Debbie Harry.
It got me thinking, what other sorts of ridiculous images might there be out there. Any suggestions?
Plagiarist.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410533
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410792
Demented Hamsters
14-05-2006, 14:24
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs leading a nation in a time of national emergency! :eek:
What's wrong with that? At least we'd all get free tacos.
La Habana Cuba
14-05-2006, 15:42
[QUOTE=The Spurious Squirrel]Yesterday I posted the idea of Maggie Thatcher dancing on her husbands grave (it was really about what song you'd play on her grave),
God Save The Queen, Queen Maggie Thatcher The I.
God Bless.
La Habana Cuba
14-05-2006, 15:46
God Save The King, King Ronald Reagan The I.
God Bless.
A 68 year old Tom Cruise starring in MI:XVI
Lunatic Goofballs
14-05-2006, 16:00
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs leading a nation in a time of national emergency! :eek:
It would never work out. When presented with a real emergency, I have a bad habit of thinking pragmatically, deciding what can be done and what is already beyond help, organizing a solution, solving the problem and (the really damning part) take steps to prevent the emergency in the future.
This technique is simply incompatible with government. :p
Oh, and tacos. Tacos make everyone feel better. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
14-05-2006, 16:00
What's wrong with that? At least we'd all get free tacos.
You know me so well. :)
The Spurious Squirrel
14-05-2006, 16:40
Plagiarist.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410533
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410792Not so! It was me who posted that idea about Maggie Thatcher dancing on her husbands grave. I wanted to extend it to other ridiculous images. So how have I plagiarised anything?
Zolworld
14-05-2006, 17:24
David Beckham missing a penalty in the world cup final and being awarded an iron cross.
Demented Hamsters
15-05-2006, 16:06
You know me so well. :)
Which is kinda disturbing for the both of us, don't you think?
Lunatic Goofballs
15-05-2006, 16:10
Which is kinda disturbing for the both of us, don't you think?
More for you than for me. :)
Fred Phelps dancing on a gay parade, dressed in black leather straps, singing:
"Hallelujah! It's raining men..."
Gah, that'll have me waking up tonight screaming.
Fred Phelps dancing on a gay parade, dressed in black leather straps, singing:
"Hallelujah! It's raining men..."
Fred Phelps waking up while on a retreat with his congregation and finding Vaseline smeared all over his ass.