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Personality Test (http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/upload/draw-a-pig.swf) <--------------clicky

Try it - mine was pretty accurate.

you are a realist. You are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. You are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

Toward the top of the frame, you are positive and optimistic.-Both true

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)-I believe in tradition to a certain extent, such as when it comes to art, music, literature, design, etc. but not when it comes to politics. I do think i'm friendly, and i do remember dates, at least most of them.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.-I can be emotional but i don't think i'm naive. I think some details are important some of the time, but i do think it's possible to be too detail oriented. I take risks when i think the situation calls for it.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.-Definitely all true

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.-I've been told i am

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life-I wish..lol

With the exception of that last part, since my sex life is non-existant, it's pretty accurate

1. you are positive and optimistic
2. you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
3. you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
4. you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
5. You are a poor listener.
6. You have a great sex life.


1 = wrong
2 = true
3 = true, true, wrong, really wrong
4 = quite true
5 = wrong
6 = wrong for the time-being *cough*



all in all i say it doesn't quite shape up to myers-briggs standards ;) :p

You don't mention the rest of your test question answers. Did you forget to draw the tail? ;)

1. Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist. (True)
2. Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates. (True, True, Very False, Very False)
3. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker. (True, Can be True, True, True)
4. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. (Very True)
5. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener. (I'd like to think it's true)
6. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life. (Wouldn't you like to know)

1. Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
2. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
3. With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
4. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.
5. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life. :D


Those attributes are all so general, it's like in a second rate horoscope. They're all kinda true, but they could as well have picked something else that also would be kinda true.


Too bad we can't see the piggies everybody drew, though. :p

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.

this one is all i care about...:p

Toward the bottom of the frame, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have no sex life.

T'sal true. The 6th one is obvious. I'm only 13!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! It tells me I have a great sex life. *keeps on laughing* especially since it's non-existent.

Toward the top of the frame, you are positive and optimistic.
Wrong

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Partially true. I remember dates, and I'm not active

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
I wouldn't say naive, but the rest is probably true

With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
True.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You don't listen!
I don't listen to people nagging, but I'll listen to somebody who has a problem, or who needs help

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a poor sex life.
Haha. True.

That test was supposed to be fun?

Heres the pig I drew:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/96b8b456.jpg

My results:
Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
- umm.. k?
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
- Correct
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
- I guess.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
- Correct.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.
- HELL NO
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.
- Can I legally have sex?

I drew a pig dancing a jig. The test did not indicate what that meant :(

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
True

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
True, true, absolutely not.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
True, true and false.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
Yes, yes, yes, and even more yes.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
I hope so. People seem to think so.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.
:cool: Lets just say my husband comes home on his lunch hours, and sometimes the baby's napping... and that's just a scratch on the surface.

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
(not sure if that's true or not)

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates.
(yep.)

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
(not so much)

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
(yeah, that's true.....)

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
(so I have been told)

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.
(yeah, great is an understatement though)

Mine was almost accurate, aside from the fact that it said I am emotional and Naive, friendly, and optimistic, when infact, I am none of those. I am mostly unemotional, highly cynical, mean, and pessimistic

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist: True

Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions: Definitely True

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful: Oh yes indeed.

With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change: Maybe I'm insecure but no real change in my life.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener: Back on track - True

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life: I wish

So 4.5 out of 6 but let's face it, it's very general innit?

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.

Fine.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

Yes, no, yes.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

No.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

Yes.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.

Good to know.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.

No.

I drew a pig dancing a jig. The test did not indicate what that meant :(

it means you are secretly trying to figure out the meaning of crap that really has no meaning:D

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.

Well, sometimes idealist, but yeah.

Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

Yep, that's me. Zigactly.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

Well, no not really. I'll take risks when justified, but not before. Emotional? Eh...sometimes. It's not often shown.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

Yep, that's me.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.

I hope so.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have no sex life.

LOL! I've seen piggies before and their tails aren't that big, at least not to show above the fat if seen face on like mine. I think this one is flawed towards cityfolk. :D

Toward the top of the frame, you are positive and optimistic.
I guess I'm pretty optimistic about the future, but mainly cause the present sucks so much
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
innovative..eh..don't know about that. Active, yes. No strong sense of family, yep, definitely (just got a guilt-trip letter from Mum telling me off for having not contacted her for nearly a month). non-remembrance of dates, most definitely.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
yes, yes, and hell yes.
With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
whoah...get out of my head!
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.
Kinda. I force myself to listen, cause it's the best way to make ppl feel comfortable around you. In reality though I'm not paying much attention at all.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a poor sex life.
Poor doesn't come close to describing it. Even more telling, I only drew it as an afterthought. It was going to be totally tail-free, which is even closer to describing my sex life.

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.

Except for the point on dates and the last one, although this could have been thrown by my incorporating a mistake in the pig but, it seems reasonably accurate.

Demented Hamsters,

You crack me up. Sorry to hear about your lack of tail.

The tail in my life is quite long and curly!

:)

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist. I suppose

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) Yup

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker. Nope. Wrong! I'm just too lazy to draw details with a computer mouse.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. Stubborn...oh yes.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.Hmm...depends what I'm listening to :P

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life. Hurray!

http://server5.ihostphotos.com/imgt/S67377cd31S31G585cfc1bB98fe7Ye65.jpg (http://server5.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=S67377cd31S31G585cfc1bB98fe7Ye65)

1. Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
Close enough I guess.

2. Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Hardly, yea that's pretty close and so is that.

3. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
Yep - sounds like me. Except that I'm about as emotional as a brick. Naive, for some things.

4. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
That's me again

5. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a poor listener.
Guess that's true - for almost everyone except two people...

6. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.
Non-existant more like it. Last time was almost a year ago

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
Sure :)
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
that is also true
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
i dont take risks often but i am naive and emotional.
With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
i am going through a period of MAJOR change
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
I do listen :)
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.
Ahh not had sex in 3 days. :( but hey it was good :) :p

Erm this is pretty neat likes. :D erm mostly accurate.

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist. (TRUE)
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) (TRUE, TRUE, WHA?)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. (TRUE, TRUE, MAYBE)
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. (MMH, MMH, TRUE)
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener. (TRUE)
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a poor sex life. (HRMPF)

Anyway, there you have it! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/piggy.gif

Maybe I've simply drawn enough pigs in my days and know how they look like?!?

Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
-> true

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
-> *extremely* wrong (traditions suck!), true, I try... (not promising anythg there)

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
-> true

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
-> true

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You don't listen!
-> I didn't draw any ears, so what... :p *shrug*

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.
-> my sex r0x0rs! :D

1.Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.

2.Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

3.With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

4.With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

5.The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a poor listener.

6.The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a poor sex life.


1. True, never believed in any religion bootlegg... nor anything like that
merely a reality to earth thingy for me....

2. As far as I can remeber... I still remeber all my dates... the good and the bad... and a few special occasion.

3. Emotional... at points.... Naive... sometimes.... Care Little For Details... Soo True... Risk Taker... Hell Yeah.

4. Yeah Im a stubborn person... secure, and strong supportive of my ideal... that one is the far most accurate about me.

5. Poor listener.... ahhh... that explains why I can never get anything right... LOL.... Nor do I care about others opinion.

6. **cough** Yeah you can say it's true.

My two pigs. Make of them what you will.
http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload6/babe.PNG
I don't know what made me try and draw piglet... but I failed so badly.

Your pig has a bull ring in it's schnoz

Your pig has a bull ring in it's schnozNot a bull ring, a hog ring. Gad zookes, man, don't you know your poetry? He sells the ring to the owl and the pussycat. :p
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! Let us be married; too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.