NationStates Jolt Archive


What are they really voting for?

The Nazz
02-04-2006, 18:58
I live in Florida, and really hope that Katherine Harris doesn't drop out of the Senate race against Bill Nelson, because I'd love to extract my gram of flesh for the shit she pulled as FL Secretary of State in 2000 with the bullshit recount.

Her campaign is in the toilet--advisers leaving left and right, no support from outside groups because they all know that having her on the ticket will bring out Dems in droves to vote against her, and will likely drive Dem victories up and down the ticket.

But this pic is precious.

http://www.pamspaulding.com/graphics/boobageharris.jpg

Jon Stewart has had a little fun recently with the way she's emphasizing her campaign assets on film. Maybe she's hoping to really drive the MILF vote or something. :eek:
Ashmoria
02-04-2006, 19:06
id like to know how that bitch got into the house of representatives. did she have to blow every man in the district?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 19:07
That picture is horrifying and hopefully it was photoshopped to be so.
Even still, how could anyone find the concept of Harris' leathery, chest mounted globes appealing? Especially with that face leering at you over them . . .
*shudders*
Thriceaddict
02-04-2006, 19:09
http://www.pamspaulding.com/graphics/boobageharris.jpg
ARGH!
I'm blinded!
Heavenly Sex
02-04-2006, 19:13
That pic is seriously disturbing! :eek: *barf*
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 19:15
That picture is horrifying and hopefully it was photoshopped to be so.
Even still, how could anyone find the concept of Harris' leathery, chest mounted globes appealing? Especially with that face leering at you over them . . .
*shudders*
Sadly, the photo was not retouched. Harris is indeed that frightening. And if you can find the video of her announcement of her candidacy for the Senate, it's hysterical. She's sitting at a 3/4 angle to the camera, with her bags of fear jutting out prominently. I'll see if I can find a link.
Fass
02-04-2006, 19:15
because I'd love to extract my gram of flesh

I don't think you understand how little one gram actually is. It's not a very impressive amount of flesh to extract, to say the least.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 19:17
I don't think you understand how little one gram actually is. It's not a very impressive amount of flesh to extract, to say the least.
Be honest, Fass, would you like much more than a gram of that flesh, under any circumstances?
Mariadon
02-04-2006, 19:17
Katherine Harris is running! Yikes!

No it's not the picture that scares me.
Fass
02-04-2006, 19:18
Be honest, Fass, would you like much more than a gram of that flesh, under any circumstances?

No, but she is a woman.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 19:19
I don't think you understand how little one gram actually is. It's not a very impressive amount of flesh to extract, to say the least.
I used a gram precisely because it's such a small amount. In comparison to the amount of suffering Harris has caused as a result of her actions in 2000, my vote against her in 2008 wouldn't even amount to a gram in retribution, but I take what I can get.
Fass
02-04-2006, 19:21
I used a gram precisely because it's such a small amount. In comparison to the amount of suffering Harris has caused as a result of her actions in 2000, my vote against her in 2008 wouldn't even amount to a gram in retribution, but I take what I can get.

I have no idea who this person is, so any sort of reference without details is lost on me.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 19:25
I have no idea who this person is, so any sort of reference without details is lost on me.
She was one of the people who stole the 2000 election by leaving empty police cars near polling places to distract black people. Then she snatched a huge box of Gore votes before they could be counted and spirited them away in a black helicopter.
It was all part of Operation: Z0MG!! 73H C0N5P1R4CY!!
Fass
02-04-2006, 19:27
She was one of the people who stole the 2000 election by leaving empty police cars near polling places to distract black people. Then she snatched a huge box of Gore votes before they could be counted and spirited them away in a black helicopter.
It was all part of Operation: Z0MG!! 73H C0N5P1R4CY!!

4/10. You try just a smidgeon too hard.
Ashmoria
02-04-2006, 19:28
I have no idea who this person is, so any sort of reference without details is lost on me.
she was secretary of state in florida in '00. she is the one who rushed to certify the florida election results that gave bush the presidency

she is the person most directly responsible for george bush being president of the united states. (except perhaps for ralph nader) who wouldnt hate her?
Fass
02-04-2006, 19:30
she was secretary of state in florida in '02. she is the one who rushed to certify the florida election results that gave bush the presidency

she is the person most directly responsible for george bush being president of the united states. (except perhaps for ralph nader) who wouldnt hate her?

The person most directly responsible for dubya being president is the US voter (or, non-voter, as it were, absenteeism considered), and who wouldn't hate him/her?

God, you people need to get over this.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 19:32
4/10. You try just a smidgeon too hard.
Who's joking? I was being deadly serious about that business with the black helicopter.
Why does every one think I'm full of shit? All I want to do is spread the truth?
Now I'm going to to deep into mourning, I hope your happy. Goddamn Swedes and their goddamn fish.
Ashmoria
02-04-2006, 19:33
The person most directly responsible for dubya being president is the US voter, and who wouldn't hate him/her?

God, you people need to get over this.
no really, it was katherine harris

each voter has only one vote. katherine harris certified the election results as soon as she could to make sure no recount could take the election away from bush.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 19:39
You can see the video of her Senate candidacy here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165301,00.html). Click on the video link in the box to the right of the article.
Whittier---
02-04-2006, 19:39
She should have stayed in the house. She won't win the senate cause her own party won't support her. She is just too ambitious.