NationStates Jolt Archive


Behold the TROLL! GWAGH HAHA HAAARGHH!

DirtyTroll
02-04-2006, 14:37
:upyours: I am a Dirty Troll! Fuck you all!:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: See that! I just used the mp5, sniper, gundge, AND the up yours smilies in my first fucking post!!! NOW I"M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!GYAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. H3y ! @M 5P3@|(1N9 H@xx0R!!!111! I PWN the Forums! But Wait! Theres fucking MORE
I am A PUPPET!!!!!!
I am a trisexual bestial necrophile, and I eat BABIES! Jesus was a Nazi, and Bush is a dirty fucking Feminist!!1! Ghandi isn't dead! I keep him in a cage under my bridge, so he can lick my balls clean every night! This was also the case for elvis and Blair, but the first one died, and the second one evolved! Osama Bin Laden is my puppet, I created his ACCOUNT for KIcks!Abortion SHOuld Be bannNED in favour for me eating the unborn phoetus DIRectyly from the Live Pregnant womans WOMBBB! HAHAHAAA Womb is like BOMB! ImMIGRANTS SHOULD BE DEVOURED UNless they pay the BRidge toll! GWAGHYAHA AHA HAAAAAGH! I Brutally rape the Current POPe on a nihgtly Basis, He LOVES IT:upyours: :upyours: So Does Eutruscas Dog! The MostFAMOus corpse I have molestered is ABe Lincoln! I Was sodomised him so hard theat he came back to life, CHAnged his name to Che Guevara AND LIBerated COmmunists!!! COmunists Are the CHildren OF MY HOT SLImy Grenn SEeeeed! HA MWA HA GRAAAGH! I SHarpen My Tusks on tyour MOTHER"S bUNions! GHeeeheheeheee! I am ATHEIST, because I killed GOD, NEizche Saw THE WHOLE FUcking THing!! I was THE WMD in IRAQ, IT WAS MEEEEE! I am Under the BRIDGE! ANd I am FUCking Waiting for YOu! COME and Taste the PUSS from the BOils on the Bottom OF MY feet! IF its Good Enough For H.N. Fiddlebottoms, It IS GOOD ENOUGH for YOU!:mad:
Tactical Grace
02-04-2006, 14:40
Seen it all before.

And it was done better. :rolleyes: