NationStates Jolt Archive


Worlds biggest monopoly broken up.

Freakyjsin
02-04-2006, 07:02
The world biggest monopoly has been broken up by a federal judge.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46679
Pythogria
02-04-2006, 07:08
Lol. God broken up into smalle dieties. Hilarious.
Freakyjsin
02-04-2006, 07:40
Its about time this happened. Gives the smaller dieties a competitive advantage.
Novoga
02-04-2006, 08:38
I'm gonna buy shares in the new Sex God, I can't lose!
Infinite Revolution
02-04-2006, 08:39
ha! thats good. ha!

i'm going to be saying ha! everytime i think of that for ages. thanks
Pennterra
03-04-2006, 06:19
I'm gonna buy shares in the new Sex God, I can't lose!

Hmm... While that is a good one, the Alcohol God is also a worthy candidate for good stock security.

Heh; this is made doubly amusing by the fact that we had the thread describing Genesis as a corporate-run affair a while ago.
Desperate Measures
03-04-2006, 06:25
My money is on the Internet God.
The Alma Mater
03-04-2006, 06:27
Hmm... While that is a good one, the Alcohol God is also a worthy candidate for good stock security.

You mean the "Oh god" of alcohol. And he is sick a tad too often to attract much worship I fear ;)
Verdigroth
03-04-2006, 08:54
I am investing in the god of uncontrolled spillages.
Timmikistan
03-04-2006, 10:17
i recommend neil gaimans novel American Gods. In this new gods (such as sport, internet), have a war with the old gods (eg thor, odin) in the heartland of america. v cool
Curantan
03-04-2006, 10:31
for a moment there when i read the thread title i thought Tesco had been sold off...