Feel the wrath of the Lord--in your nads
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 05:41
Just thought this was a funny story (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331/ap_on_fe_st/dodgeball_rage).
LIBERTY, Mo. - A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.
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David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.
Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.
The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again, Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.
The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.
Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.
Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.
What would Jesus do, indeed? :D
Ladamesansmerci
02-04-2006, 05:43
I love how the name of the town is Liberty. I guess ther's going to be no liberty for the boy's groin for a while.
You'd think the guy would have realized that in dodgeball there is a very high chance you will be hit in the head by the ball if you're playing the game (or are in the general area). This is obviously a rational response from a 27 year old youth minister. What a dick.
New Sans
02-04-2006, 05:48
Guess that guy really does kick ass for the lord.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 05:49
You'd think the guy would have realized that in dodgeball there is a very high chance you will be hit in the head by the ball if you're playing the game (or are in the general area). This is obviously a rational response from a 27 year old youth minister. What a dick.No kidding. When I was in junior high, I had a pair of glasses shattered on my face during a dodgeball game. You sort of expect the possibility.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 05:52
Guess that guy really does kick ass for the lord.
Just flashed on that scene from the movie Saved! where Mandy Moore hits Jena Malone in the back with a Bible and yells "I am filled with Christ's love!"
Ladamesansmerci
02-04-2006, 05:53
Just flashed on that scene from the movie Saved! where Mandy Moore hits Jena Malone in the back with a Bible and yells "I am filled with Christ's love!"
*snort*
*bursts out laughing*
I'll bet.
No kidding. When I was in junior high, I had a pair of glasses shattered on my face during a dodgeball game. You sort of expect the possibility.
I made an effort to get really good at catching and dodging them to get all of the balls on ourside, and then our team would bring down the wrath of the Lord (pun intended) on the other team without causing the Apocalypse on somebody's balls.
We played castle dodgeball, with bunkers made of wrestling mats. That kicked ass.
Myotisinia
02-04-2006, 06:35
Just thought this was a funny story (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331/ap_on_fe_st/dodgeball_rage).
What would Jesus do, indeed? :D
Odds are pretty good that he wouldn't have done that.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 06:53
Odds are pretty good that he wouldn't have done that.
That's what you might think, but you'd be wrong. Remember the bit in the Bible where Jesus takes a bull whip to the merchants in the temple? He actually did that in reaction to one of the merchants hitting him in the head with a dodge ball. Later, the disciples changed the story so it was about Jesus attacking them for being money changers, but it was really just because Jesus was an ass who never let things go.
Stories like this make me want to wear a cup...
Indeed....that and finding porn in your BRAND NEW Dvd player for Bambi II.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 07:19
Indeed....that and finding porn in your BRAND NEW Dvd player for Bambi II.
A cup AND a blindfold then. Might as well throw in a helmet and some earplugs while your at it.
Eutrusca
02-04-2006, 07:28
Just thought this was a funny story (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331/ap_on_fe_st/dodgeball_rage).
What would Jesus do, indeed? :D
Some people just have no ability to control their anger. :(
Boonytopia
02-04-2006, 07:29
Indeed....that and finding porn in your BRAND NEW Dvd player for Bambi II.
Free porn in your new DVD = good thing.
Kick in the nuts = bad thing.
The Lone Alliance
02-04-2006, 07:44
Better get that guy alway from those kids. First it's the Wraith of the Lord patented groin kick.
Next it's feeling the Wraith of God inside you. Inside your Colon that is.
Boonytopia
02-04-2006, 08:19
Better get that guy alway from those kids. First it's the Wraith of the Lord patented groin kick.
Next it's feeling the Wraith of God inside you. Inside your Colon that is.
I didn't notice that he was a Catholic. ;)
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 17:54
Some people just have no ability to control their anger. :(
You'd think that by the time you're 27, you'd have gotten over that petty sort of crap.
Better get that guy alway from those kids. First it's the Wraith of the Lord patented groin kick.
Next it's feeling the Wraith of God inside you. Inside your Colon that is.
:rolleyes: Yup, cos a peadophile would get such a rush out of kicked a kid in the balls.
Heavenly Sex
02-04-2006, 18:05
I think he should get a kick in the groin as well :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 18:06
:rolleyes: Yup, cos a peadophile would get such a rush out of kicked a kid in the balls.
Yeah, when will people quit stereotyping pedophiles as somehow "dangerous" or "bad"? Just because they want to fuck your kids does not mean that they want to kick them in the groin as well.
Yeah, when will people quit stereotyping pedophiles as somehow "dangerous" or "bad"? Just because they want to fuck your kids does not mean that they want to kick them in the groin as well.
Well I guess them only wanting to fuck your kids is a bit better than them wanting to fuck your kids and kick them in the groin.
The Blue Heron
02-04-2006, 18:16
LOL thats funny maybe the kid was aimming for the guys head? An eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth lol
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-04-2006, 18:18
Well I guess them only wanting to fuck your kids is a bit better than them wanting to fuck your kids and kick them in the groin.
I guess there are some situations where you just have to count your blessings.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 18:18
Well I guess them only wanting to fuck your kids is a bit better than them wanting to fuck your kids and kick them in the groin.
You take what you can get.
Mariehamn
02-04-2006, 18:19
I hate snipers, especially in dodge ball. C'mon, that punk kid obviously had his sights set right between that pastor dude's eyes.
The Nazz
02-04-2006, 18:25
I hate snipers, especially in dodge ball. C'mon, that punk kid obviously had his sights set right between that pastor dude's eyes.
I've known more than one youth pastor I'd like to nail in the head with a dodgeball.
Or a baseball, for that matter. :D