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Best Apirl Fools Day Website...

Neo Imperial Japan
01-04-2006, 21:17
Out of all the site I seen with apirl fools slogan.... plus the Nationstates thing turn to NationDate.... this is by far the best one I seen so far

Note: this site will only remain like this for today.... before It goes back to it's original forum.

By the way last year prank, was him being arrested by FBI... this year it was done by the CCP.... what's for next year.... I wonder... LMAO.

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum

This is the outlet of what it said on the page.

The Central People's Government of the People's Republic of China has declared AsiaFinest.com in violation of content code: 60021040



Based on your IP, AsiaFinest.com has been blocked off from viewing. Your local Internet service provider has partnered with China's government to comply and filter out websites that the government have deemed in content violation.

China has been trying for many years to force the adoption of strict rules to the 100 million Chinese surfing the Internet. Although Internet usage is encouraged for business and education, the authorities are trying to avoid the appearance of addresses backing civil freedom and democracy. The measures taken by the Chinese government include shutting down several Internet cafés, but also some sites and blogs, considered as subversive, including AsiaFinest.com. Presently being blocked off from viewing, complex filters have deemed the content of AsiaFinest.com in violation of the strict regulations being enforced. Please read the press news below for more information. Please read the press news below for more information.

Click here to read a related article called The "Great Firewall"

New York, NY– Despite considerable growth and economic loosening in China over the past few decades, the government has maintained strict control over the flow of information. Internet restrictions ban websites that feature pornography, critical political speech, or sensitive historical topics such as the Tiananmen Square massacre. International news agencies, such as the BBC's Chinese-language service, and online encyclopedias, such as Wikipedia, are just some of the many websites being acquiesced to this censorship.

The Chinese government enforces its code with roughly a dozen agencies, policing Internet cafes, monitoring private use electronically, and strongly encouraging citizens to rat each other out. Thousands of websites are shut down each year, their curators facing potential jail sentences.

These restrictions are being denounced by human rights groups around the world never the less the US-China Economic and Security Review Commission, a research body created by Congress, recently called for legislation requiring American Internet firms to demand a court order from Chinese authorities before revealing information about a user. The law would also require US Internet companies to report such information requests to the US

Ben Li, President of AsiaFinest.com, is facing a maximum sentence of 4106 days in jail, and a fine up to $4,012,006 if he re-launch AsiaFinest.com. When asked for his comment, Mr. Li replied, "Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I hope all our members cancel their current ISP and find one that doesn't block our site.”

Media Contacts:
Kevin Lirpa, China's PR
Melissa Sloof, ISP Representative

Click here to petition AsiaFinest.com shut down.
Harlesburg
01-04-2006, 21:23
That is why i hate China!
Filthy Opressive Bastards!
Teh_pantless_hero
01-04-2006, 21:24
Maddox's 2004 April Fool's day page rocked.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=april_fools04
Icheb
01-04-2006, 21:24
it's
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .
Mariehamn
01-04-2006, 21:30
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .
Can one have a smilie whithin punctuation? :confused:
Pythogria
01-04-2006, 21:31
:eek:

He's right!
Taredas
01-04-2006, 21:35
April Fools, Wikipedia-style! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Wikidomination_Document)

It's an obvious April Fools - in fact, it's so obvious that it's astonishingly funny!
The Alma Mater
01-04-2006, 21:37
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .

You would feel at home here:
http://groups.google.nl/group/alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe
Neo Imperial Japan
01-04-2006, 21:54
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .

Geez this is the internet...as long as you knew what I meant then I'm doing just fine. :rolleyes:


That is why i hate China!
Filthy Opressive Bastards!

You do realize that it's a april fools day thingy... right?
Sumamba Buwhan
01-04-2006, 22:25
Maddox's 2004 April Fool's day page rocked.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=april_fools04

HAH, especially @:
.:*~*:._.:*~*: theres plenty of room for agnostics... in hell .:*~*:._.:*~*:

current mood: LOL horny

currently listening to: indie rock

i was telling my friend trisha how i cant wait to die and go to heaven. she was like "i dont believe in heaven". wtf? i couldnt believe the words coming out of her mouth. so i asked her what she believed in, she said she didnt know and that she was an "agnostic". agnostic? more like fagnostic. so i said "whatever, if you want to burn in hell for being a faggot be my guest". then she got up to go home, and i was like "yeah right" so i kicked her down the stairs and she broke her colar bone and sprained her ankle pretty bad and started crying, so i was like "oh where is your agnostic faith now you dumb bitch?" ROFLMAO!!!!!

the last time she was this stupid was when she said that she wasnt going to become a vegetarian so i punched her in the face. peta was right all along, non-vegetarians are cruel.

549,693 fagnostics are burning in hell.
Asbena
01-04-2006, 22:26
LOL bad china!
Fleckenstein
01-04-2006, 22:33
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/

this is really funny. read all it has to offer.

maybe my favorite today, 2nd is http://www.thinkgeek.com/
Neo Imperial Japan
01-04-2006, 23:54
LOL bad china!


LMAO... did you read the Ben Li part... LOL.... you should had seen his FBI one from last year....
M3rcenaries
02-04-2006, 02:06
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/

haha, some good ones:
Barely Legal MILFs Hot XXX Paint Drying Videos Stuff That Was Funny Once
The Jovian Moons
02-04-2006, 02:07
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .
Grammer nazi!
Kryozerkia
02-04-2006, 02:11
I wonder when people will finally learn the difference between its and it's :rolleyes: .
When they remove the embargo from teaching grammar because otherwise teaching it makes the stupid kids feel even stupider.