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Some lady bought a DVD player from Walmart, that all-American family values loving corporation. She was about to watch Bambi II (This time it's personal), when she noticed that there was already a DVD in the machine. The DVD started playing and treated her and her kids to some free porn. She seems upset by this.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4037970

Sounds like they don;t give Walmart employees enough busy work.

Smells like a scam to me.

Are you flamebaiting wal-mart haters? The articles says that the box hadn't been tampered with, and so no wal-mart employee has been distributing free porn. How about your blame the guys who actually make the player?

I'm bored.

Damn it, I bought an Apex player from the local Wal-Mart (those things are an awesome deal) and didn't get free porn...

Damn it, I bought an Apex player from the local Wal-Mart (those things are an awesome deal) and didn't get free porn...
Well you have a computer and an internet connection, therefore you've got free porn.

Well you have a computer and an internet connection, therefore you've got free porn.

Touché.

In the meantime, Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor.


A counselor because her daughters saw some porn? Please.

In a home where the focus is on faith and morals, the wrong purchase, Bettis says, stole her children's innocence.

America is a wierd place... I mean the words "children" and "innocence" in the same sentence?

I am now reccomending a counselor for all of us because that we read this thread about porn.

A counselor because her daughters saw some porn? Please.

I know, it's just porn...it's not like they saw a snuff film or something.:rolleyes:
It's probably a hell of a lot more interesting than Bambi II anyways.

you want to know what worries me?


Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about.

"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

that.

I was prepared for the story to be about small children, not the youngest being 8 years old. Seriously, what kind of parent can't talk about porn to their 8 year old, if the subject comes up?

and what kinds of body parts hasn't a 13 year old seen?! do they not go to school? is there not an anatomy class? even in the 5th grade "your changing body" class there were pics of the opposite sex:rolleyes:

America is a wierd place... I mean the words "children" and "innocence" in the same sentence?

I know what you mean. I lied all the fucking time when I was a kid, and every other kid I knew did the same.

we need help fromm aahhhhnold right now. boys have a penis, girls have a vagina...

really what help would a couselor be?

Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about.

"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

[insert rude comment here]

There's only so many body parts you can show without taking your skin off.

so why didn't she press the button to open the thing before it had time to load the disc? it's not like they just start playing instantly.

There's only so many body parts you can show without taking your skin off.
.. which is quite hard to put back on once it's off.

>"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

:D

Only in the U.S.A.

:rolleyes:

Ya, that kid was lying. I say the porn was his and his mother in her stupidity thinks her son is the height of innocence and hasn't even asked if he had anything to do with it.

Also, what's with the fat pop-up guy on that news site. I want him to go away, but all the buttons to control him are obscured at the bottom of the page, where he seems to live.

Ya, that kid was lying. I say the porn was his and his mother in her stupidity thinks her son is the height of innocence and hasn't even asked if he had anything to do with it.

Also, what's with the fat pop-up guy on that news site. I want him to go away, but all the buttons to control him are obscured at the bottom of the page, where he seems to live.

Taylor, the kid, is actually a girl not a guy.

So she's probably lying, not because she has porn of her own, but because she's a female.

Rofl

so why didn't she press the button to open the thing before it had time to load the disc? it's not like they just start playing instantly.
Or at the very least, why couldn't she have stopped it at the menu, because no Apex players (not even the cheap ones) go STRAIGHT into the movie.

Granted, perhaps, just maybe, they were seeing previews. I dunno, some porn is classy enough to have previews, right? I think I've seen it before. But the point is....God, there is no fucking point, this woman's a goddamn twit who's oversheltering her children, or at LEAST the older one.

In a home where the focus is on faith and morals, the wrong purchase, Bettis says, stole her children's innocence.

:rolleyes:

http://www.ibiblio.org/dlucas/images/image_helen.gif

I thought these kids were going to be really young and then I find they age between 8 and 13? Only saw it for a few seconds as well? That really sucks and it should be looked into but saying your kids are going for councelling? Come on lady you seem to be just grandstanding in front of the cameras.

So anyone wanna place bets on how long before this moral corruption turns the children into porn stars?

Simonist']Or at the very least, why couldn't she have stopped it at the menu, because no Apex players (not even the cheap ones) go STRAIGHT into the movie.

i'm pretty sure that those ones have it so you have to hit another button after turning to power on to make it do anything at all. then again, she was buying el cheapo dvd player from walmart - maybe she'd never worked one before. but still...

Simonist']Or at the very least, why couldn't she have stopped it at the menu, because no Apex players (not even the cheap ones) go STRAIGHT into the movie.

Granted, perhaps, just maybe, they were seeing previews. I dunno, some porn is classy enough to have previews, right? I think I've seen it before. But the point is....God, there is no fucking point, this woman's a goddamn twit who's oversheltering her children, or at LEAST the older one.
I know--that's why I smell a scam here, like the finger in the Wendy's Chili. It just doesn't add up.

Taylor, the kid, is actually a girl not a guy.

So she's probably lying, not because she has porn of her own, but because she's a female.

Really? Meh, Taylor seemed like a guys name. Anyway, there's no reason it couldn't be her porn.

Really? Meh, Taylor seemed like a guys name. Anyway, there's no reason it couldn't be her porn.

Sure there is. Girls don't own porn!

Girls act in porns!

So yeah, I say the mother is enraged because she saw her own daughter.

And Taylor saw body parts she never saw before, because she saw her own ass!

Really? Meh, Taylor seemed like a guys name. Anyway, there's no reason it couldn't be her porn.

Possible but I feel confident saying that it is unlikely. If the mother's story is untrue then most likely it is a scam that she is pulling.

Really? Meh, Taylor seemed like a guys name.

*cough*look up Taylor Rain*cough*

I know--that's why I smell a scam here, like the finger in the Wendy's Chili. It just doesn't add up.

easy enough to figure out - we need somebody to buy the same kind of dvd player and go pick up that porn, and then watch what happens in the time it would take between turning it on and pressing the 'open' button.

anybody have el cheapo dvd player already?

easy enough to figure out - we need somebody to buy the same kind of dvd player and go pick up that porn, and then watch what happens in the time it would take between turning it on and pressing the 'open' button.

anybody have el cheapo dvd player already?

i would like to supervise the operation. for the sake of science...

easy enough to figure out - we need somebody to buy the same kind of dvd player and go pick up that porn, and then watch what happens in the time it would take between turning it on and pressing the 'open' button.

anybody have el cheapo dvd player already?
Don't forget to factor in the balking and freak-out time for the average over-protective Christian mother, not just "on" and "open". My guess is she had to scramble for the remote as well, or actually jump up to the player....

i would like to supervise the operation. for the sake of science...

Of course you need a control variable so you have to find someone to watch Bambi II while your at it. And then I guess if anger from having to watch Bambi II = Anger from having kids watch porn then anger = disney cartoons.

I wonder what would have happened if they instead got a movie in which a kid walks through a forest with his mom and suddenly she's shot...

I suspect a scam too, or at least a PR ploy.

Free porn is the only thing which could create peace in the Middle East.

Possible but I feel confident saying that it is unlikely. If the mother's story is untrue then most likely it is a scam that she is pulling.

Ya, it sounds pretty ridiculous. And really, even if the porno did somehow start playing itself(possesed porn?) the first minute or so are the bits where the plumber arrives or the boss calls the secretary into his office. Somehow I doubt Taylor saw anything new during the crappy storyline part. Also, isn't it odd that the mother refuses to comment on what she saw.

Well, if this is true, then I say that she should sue those morons at Apex and Wal-Mart.

*cough*look up Taylor Rain*cough*
I did and I found out she did over 200 films in 3 years! I'm never going to be able to afford to collect all them...

Ya, it sounds pretty ridiculous. And really, even if the porno did somehow start playing itself(possesed porn?) the first minute or so are the bits where the plumber arrives or the boss calls the secretary into his office. Somehow I doubt Taylor saw anything new during the crappy storyline part. Also, isn't it odd that the mother refuses to comment on what she saw.

I'm sure nothing would be given away in the begining or the manin menu. Exactly how much could have men seen? I think we all agree this whole think is ridiculous. They didn't see the main show now did they?

I suspect a scam too, or at least a PR ploy.
Makes sense--Wal-Mart is the ultimate deep pockets company and they depend on the christian right for a lot of their customer base.

I did and I found out she did over 200 films in 3 years! I'm never going to be able to afford to collect all them...

thats why you get limewire...:p

Well, if this is true, then I say that she should sue those morons at Apex and Wal-Mart.

Why? The box was untampered with(someone said it earlier on, I don't remember if it was in the article) so it wasn't Wal-Mart employees playing porn. Apex employees hardly left a porno in one of the dvd players, most likely the tings come off the end of a conveyor belt already packaged an that before the employees do anything to them.

A counselor because her daughters saw some porn? Please. For a 13 year old girl, I mean I understand if it was when they were around 6 or something, unless it was extremely hardcore porn. Maybe the mother's conservative.

There's one thing you forget about Walmart, they make all their stuff in China, how did we know that the non-English speaking slave laborer just put the wrong CD in the wrong section, it gets titles Bambi II put in the CD case and sent over. You know this reminds me of that South Park LOTR paroridy.

Well, if this is true, then I say that she should sue those morons at Apex and Wal-Mart.
on what grounds, exactly?
Oh no, an 8 and 13 year old know what a penis is, and have seen a whole, what, 10 seconds of sex if I'm generous? Oh no, what ever shall they do?

I find it hard to believe that a 13 year old would have seen something she had never even heard about before...christ, my 2 year old cousin knows about penises and vaginas.

Additionally, aside from the mothers word that the box wasn't tampered with, there is no proof of that.

For a 13 year old girl, I mean I understand if it was when they were around 6 or something, unless it was extremely hardcore porn. Maybe the mother's conservative.

There's one thing you forget about Walmart, they make all their stuff in China, how did we know that the non-English speaking slave laborer just put the wrong CD in the wrong section, it gets titles Bambi II put in the CD case and sent over. You know this reminds me of that South Park LOTR paroridy.
But that wasn't the claim. She claimed that the DVD was in the player when she opened the player, not that it was in the wrong case. That's something you just don't get from the average foreign slack-jaw not paying attention on a job.

To be honest, there is something to be furious about in here, but not the porn: what kind of mother shows her 13-year old Bambi II? I was raised pretty conservatively, but it would be a cold day in hell before my mother would dare to get me a Disney movie at the video store.

Smells like a scam to me.

Ditto that.

She had to answer questions she was not yet ready to answer? To her 13-year-old girl???
Put porn in all DVD players, if that's the only way to force parents to be responsible enough to explain sexuality to their pubertating kids!!!

:headbang:

She had to answer questions she was not yet ready to answer? To her 13-year-old girl???
Put porn in all DVD players, if that's the only way to force parents to be responsible enough to explain sexuality to their pubertating kids!!!

:headbang:

I hope that's sarcasm...

Simonist']But that wasn't the claim. She claimed that the DVD was in the player when she opened the player, not that it was in the wrong case. That's something you just don't get from the average foreign slack-jaw not paying attention on a job.How much you wanna bet when it's all said and done we find out she didn't actually unbox the player herself and it turns out her husband/boyfriend/brother/whatever was testing it with his private collection before she tried to use it....

I hope that's sarcasm...

I was rather hoping this entire article was....

That's disgusting.

I was rather hoping this entire article was....

Good. Hopefully this is an April Fools article. You can never be too carful on April the 1st.

Good. Hopefully this is an April Fools article. You can never be too carful on April the 1st.

Especially if the article was published on the 30th of March, eh? ;)

Smells like a scam to me.
That's kewl. YOU smell like a scam to me! :D

A counselor because her daughters saw some porn? Please.
Part of building a legal case, my friend, part of the "game." Sigh. :(

Especially if the article was published on the 30th of March, eh? ;)

It was?

OK, I'm losing faith in humanity now...

I was prepared for the story to be about small children, not the youngest being 8 years old. Seriously, what kind of parent can't talk about porn to their 8 year old, if the subject comes up?
You'd be surprised. :(

I'm just wondering... would she have sent her daughter to a counsellor and would she try to sue Walmart if that hadn't been porn but a horror video?

Somehow, I don't think that would have been nearly as big a problem for her...
I repeat :
:headbang:

I'm just wondering... would she have sent her daughter to a counsellor and would she try to sue Walmart if that hadn't been porn but a horror video?

Somehow, I don't think that would have been nearly as big a problem for her...
I suspect you are correct, unfortunately. Sigh.

How much you wanna bet when it's all said and done we find out she didn't actually unbox the player herself and it turns out her husband/boyfriend/brother/whatever was testing it with his private collection before she tried to use it....

That's the most probable explanation. They will be selling even more cheap DVD players for a while.

In case it is real news and not an April Fool joke:

I think it is realistic that the children are very disturbed by seeing porn sexual acts, and not an exaggeration by the mother. When children are normally taught how a woman gets pregnant, there is a lot of explanation how all this belongs to a relationship and few if any images of sexual organs (which can be drawings and not photos).

Even children who know about sex will be disturbed by such a movie. The three girls will now at least know that there are people who enjoy watching such movies, and probably worry that they will have to do such sexual acts later because they've now seen men enjoying that.

To be honest, there is something to be furious about in here, but not the porn: what kind of mother shows her 13-year old Bambi II? I was raised pretty conservatively, but it would be a cold day in hell before my mother would dare to get me a Disney movie at the video store.
*bitchslap*

While I don't like Disney cheapquals all that much, Disney movies are quite good. Go play Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II; that should bring back your love for Disney characters and animation.

In case it is real news and not an April Fool joke:

I think it is realistic that the children are very disturbed by seeing porn sexual acts, and not an exaggeration by the mother. When children are normally taught how a woman gets pregnant, there is a lot of explanation how all this belongs to a relationship and few if any images of sexual organs (which can be drawings and not photos).

Even children who know about sex will be disturbed by such a movie. The three girls will now at least know that there are people who enjoy watching such movies, and probably worry that they will have to do such sexual acts later because they've now seen men enjoying that.
Okay, we've already established, based on the date, that it's likely real news, try reading the thread. Second, when children are normally taught how a woman gets pregnant, yes, it's usually illustrations. But when teens and preteens are given a broader base in sexual education, at least in my sheltered Midwestern Bible Belt education, it gets a lot more realistic than just "Mummy and Daddy share a special hug". Also, none of us were EVER actually taught that it had anything to do with "a relationship" in my school system, so no clue where you're basing that off of.

Children who know about sex might be disturbed by "such a movie", yes....but we don't know what "such a movie" actually entails, how much of it they saw (it was implied that it was only the briefest flash.....that wouldn't permanently scar the average 13 year old girl). It's also a baseless claim to say that they're going to worry that they'll have to perform such acts later, because based on what we can infer there wasn't even enough time to really gather much information, let alone multiple acts and proof that men enjoy it.

I mean come on, use common sense. It's not like the mother sat and gaped while the entire porno crawled by. How much of it could they possibly have seen? It's not rocket science.

Free porn is the only thing which could create peace in the Middle East.

Not true.

As a nation from the NS "Middle East" I can tell you we stand on the brink of World War over Juresalem - and our efforts to smooth things over with free porn did not go down well with the Muslim and Catholics states.

My next question about this would be, why on earth didn't she take out the DVD to see what it was, rather than starting the movie?? She wanted to watch Bambi with her kids, right (which, I think, does really justify sending her 13 year old to a counsellor....), so why on earth did she actually start the movie that was already inside?

I wanted to express that even children who knew about sex would be disturbed because pornography isn't depicting healty sexuality. Of course it isn't, because it's not supposed to be. I would think a movie in which a teen boy and girl meet, fall in love and have sex would be far less disturbing, even if in this case the people are minors.

I wanted to express that even children who knew about sex would be disturbed because pornography isn't depicting healty sexuality. Of course it isn't, because it's not supposed to be. I would think a movie in which a teen boy and girl meet, fall in love and have sex would be far less disturbing, even if in this case the people are minors.

Must be damn hard porn if the few seconds the mother would have needed ( while probably blocking the view at the tvscreen) to turn it off can seriously upset those children.

Personally I think the knowledge that some people watch porn should be less upsetting to kids than to have them realise that a large part of the worlds population likes to kill other parts in war, has many scary diseases, a high infant mortality rate, poverty etc.

I wanted to express that even children who knew about sex would be disturbed because pornography isn't depicting healty sexuality. Of course it isn't, because it's not supposed to be. I would think a movie in which a teen boy and girl meet, fall in love and have sex would be far less disturbing, even if in this case the people are minors.
Welcome to the real world. Children see more 'unhealthy' sexuality(i.e. casual sex) in soap operas than those kids could possibly have seen in the few opening minutes of a magic porno that played itself.

Porn is good for you! It builds stong bones. Pun Intended. :D

Porn is good for you! It builds stong bones. Pun Intended. :D
Ah Lg. That little shot of humour each day that preserves our sanity.

Ah Lg. That little shot of humour each day that preserves our sanity.

It's preserving it?!? :eek:

DAMN!

It's preserving it?!? :eek:

DAMN!

Well compared to the insanity of dozens of threads about Evil Boosh/St. George and how great/evil/drunk he is little of what you say and do seems that odd.

This is odd....though I think she did it herself. Those things are not touched by the hands of man. :P

This is odd....though I think she did it herself. Those things are not touched by the hands of man. :P

Yeah, I don't think it was gay porn that was in the player...it's usually the woman's hands that touch it.

*bitchslap*

While I don't like Disney cheapquals all that much, Disney movies are quite good. Go play Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II; that should bring back your love for Disney characters and animation.

Okay, then let me rephrase more narrowly: what kind of mother inflicts craptacular entertainment like Bambi II on their 13-year old? I find that far more
disturbing than a brief hint of a videotaped blowjob or anal sex scene.

Okay, then let me rephrase more narrowly: what kind of mother inflicts craptacular entertainment like Bambi II on their 13-year old? I find that far more
disturbing than a brief hint of a videotaped blowjob or anal sex scene.
I know which one I'd rather watch

yeah, I've been waiting for Bambi II forever!

I bet it's the dad's fault, he must've left his porn in there someday.

yeah, I've been waiting for Bambi II forever!

I bet it's the dad's fault, he must've left his porn in there someday.
Do none of you read the goddamn article? It was supposedly a BRAND NEW PLAYER that had the DVD in there WHEN IT WAS OPENED.

There really is value to the stories linked in the first post, kids.....

The whole thing's a hoax. Not in the "April Fool's Day" sense, but in the Let's-see-how-much-I-can-con-WalMart-out-of sense.

The whole thing's a hoax. Not in the "April Fool's Day" sense, but in the Let's-see-how-much-I-can-con-WalMart-out-of sense.

Yep. Besides DVD players are never checked or touched by PEOPLE in the factory, so no DVD would be in anyways. And for $38....I wonder about the validity of that 'unused' state.

So do porn DVD's lack a menu?
Oh yeah, they don't, they have a menu and you have to push play to view them.
Dumb broad, trying to con.

Okay, then let me rephrase more narrowly: what kind of mother inflicts craptacular entertainment like Bambi II on their 13-year old? I find that far more
disturbing than a brief hint of a videotaped blowjob or anal sex scene.
Now that I will agree with.

Simonist']Do none of you read the goddamn article? It was supposedly a BRAND NEW PLAYER that had the DVD in there WHEN IT WAS OPENED.
Really? Well, the player didn't connect by itself to the TV, did it? How can you be sure that the mom bought the DVD player, took it herself to the house, got it out of the box, installed it, and immediately sat everybody down to watch a movie?

Wait a second.....why would she not OPEN the DVD player to put Bambi II in? She just pushed play on a brand new player and saw hard-core sex? That doesn't make sense. Its like saying your VCR came out of the box with porn in it and you didn't even try to put in a tape to play before pressing the play button.

Its OBVIOUS its a scam.

and what kinds of body parts hasn't a 13 year old seen?!
Maybe the porn vid showed a close-up of Ron Jeremy's taint. Now THAT's a body part no-one in their right mind would want to see.

Yeah its a total scam. I hate Wal-Mart though. For reasons that will probably take this topic off topic. :p

Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor.
How typical of ultra-sensitive Americans. Oh no, scarred for life by a few seconds of porn. :rolleyes:

Definitely bitchslap the manufacturer, but counselling is just ridiculous.

How typical of ultra-sensitive Americans. Oh no, scarred for life by a few seconds of porn. :rolleyes:

Definitely bitchslap the manufacturer, but counselling is just ridiculous.
Pfft, bitchslap the mother for trying to scam Wal-Mart. Not that I have any particular allegience to Wal-Mart, the woman is just an idiot.

Simonist']Or at the very least, why couldn't she have stopped it at the menu, because no Apex players (not even the cheap ones) go STRAIGHT into the movie.

Granted, perhaps, just maybe, they were seeing previews. I dunno, some porn is classy enough to have previews, right? I think I've seen it before. But the point is....God, there is no fucking point, this woman's a goddamn twit who's oversheltering her children, or at LEAST the older one.

My thoughts exactly.

Actually, I'm beginning to realize it's nasty Taylor to blame. She'd already used the DVD player (unbeknownst to Ma), watching a porn, probably with her secret boyfriend. And forgot to take it out.

She lied about it, claimed total innocence and that somehow the DVD must have been in there fresh from the store.

Ma's innocent about technology and about Taylor's boyfriend and so she believes it.

Now it's Wal-Mart's social duty to convince Ma that Taylor is not as innocent as she seems. Hey, that sounds like a good idea for a pr0n!

Actually, I'm beginning to realize it's nasty Taylor to blame. She'd already used the DVD player (unbeknownst to Ma), watching a porn, probably with her secret boyfriend. And forgot to take it out.

She lied about it, claimed total innocence and that somehow the DVD must have been in there fresh from the store.

Ma's innocent about technology and about Taylor's boyfriend and so she believes it.

Now it's Wal-Mart's social duty to convince Ma that Taylor is not as innocent as she seems. Hey, that sounds like a good idea for a pr0n!
13 year old Taylor watchin porn with her secret boyfriend. Hmm, It could happen.

13 year old Taylor watchin porn with her secret boyfriend. Hmm, It could happen.

Yeah, I'm liking it the more I think about it. :)

Some lady bought a DVD player from Walmart, that all-American family values loving corporation. She was about to watch Bambi II (This time it's personal), when she noticed that there was already a DVD in the machine. The DVD started playing and treated her and her kids to some free porn. She seems upset by this.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4037970
Two thumbs up for whoever did this! http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
The most disturbing part clearly was this:
"Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about."
Good grief, the girl is already *13*! She really should know by now how it's like in RL, rather than some braindead birds&bees nonsense :mad:

Actually, I'm beginning to realize it's nasty Taylor to blame. She'd already used the DVD player (unbeknownst to Ma), watching a porn, probably with her secret boyfriend. And forgot to take it out.

She lied about it, claimed total innocence and that somehow the DVD must have been in there fresh from the store.

Ma's innocent about technology and about Taylor's boyfriend and so she believes it.

Now it's Wal-Mart's social duty to convince Ma that Taylor is not as innocent as she seems. Hey, that sounds like a good idea for a pr0n!
Hmm... yes, that could be a possibility. I really like this one! :D

I will grant that there are some people who lead very sheltered lives so it is entirely possible that these sexual acts were something the 13 year old has never seen before – but I bet she's heard of them. And unless she has been home schooled, locked in a room and prohibited from meeting anyone outside the family, never allowed to watch tv, or see any movies any more controversial than Bambi, the whole ‘corrupted by the movie’ is ridiculous. She's been there done that, or at least talked about it with her friends.

Secondly – the only way I really see that they could have seen actual sex acts would be if the mother accidentally hit the play button while hooking it up – and thus it had already progressed into the actual sex rather than the whole legal jargon and whatnot in the beginning.

Thirdly – and this is where people differ – if a 13 year old is horribly scarred for life and needs psychological counseling because she saw a brief flash of porn, she desperately needed a lot of counseling to begin with.

My parents were always open with me and answered any question I had. I have always known what bodies actually look like all my life – I cannot conceive of a 13 year old not having ever seen some body parts. Its parents raising their kids like this causing all sorts of major mental issues later in life. I cannot see how kids raised this way come out with a healthy view of sex and nudity. Unless of course you believe that sex is a dirty disgusting thing that nobody should enjoy and it should only be suffered through to produce children, and that the human body is a hideous thing that should be concealed at all times even when alone, then these kids are great.

Pfft, bitchslap the mother for trying to scam Wal-Mart. Not that I have any particular allegience to Wal-Mart, the woman is just an idiot.
I am all for people stealing and scamming from Wal-Mart. Every little helps to bring them down.

I repeat:

Only in America.

I have NEVER heard about such scams and isolated children in any other country. The legal system is dumb enough to allow a case like this to even be considered valid!

I am not anti-American, I am just not the type of person to avoid stating truth for the sake of not "offending" people. Jesus Christ...

I repeat:

Only in America.

I have NEVER heard about such scams and isolated children in any other country. The legal system is dumb enough to allow a case like this to even be considered valid!

I am not anti-American, I am just not the type of person to avoid stating truth for the sake of not "offending" people. Jesus Christ...

You ARE being anti-American, taking a moment to bash America for having an idiot or two.

This subject, these two people, have nothing to do with America. There is nothing that prohibits it from happening anywhere else.

Maybe you haven't heard about such scams because they're not in the mostly America-centric press.

I don't think your nations society is such a model for healthy sex anyway. Sure, we have 13 year old girls who apparently never saw a human erect penis before. Only in America? You have 13 year old girls who are mail-order brides. But hey I'm not bashing your country or anything.

You ARE being anti-American, taking a moment to bash America for having an idiot or two.

This subject, these two people, have nothing to do with America. There is nothing that prohibits it from happening anywhere else.

Maybe you haven't heard about such scams because they're not in the mostly America-centric press.

I don't think your nations society is such a model for healthy sex anyway. Sure, we have 13 year old girls who apparently never saw a human erect penis before. Only in America? You have 13 year old girls who are mail-order brides. But hey I'm not bashing your country or anything.

Mail order brides?! Lol, a crazy concept...but hey, it is possible. But this is not the only scam. What about that finger at Wendy's? The mouse in chili? The McDonald's hot coffee case? THe millions of fat people suing fast food to get a quick buck? I am not even getting started.

Sure, we have a lot of problems. Corrupted police, skinheads...

I never said my country is better, I just said that this is the only country with this sort of problem.

What is Wendys and what is Wal-Mart?
Is It like Wimpy and ASDA (I Live in the UK)

What is Wendys and what is Wal-Mart?
Is It like Wimpy and ASDA (I Live in the UK)
Dunno' what those are. Are they like Harvey's and Zellers (I live in Canada)?

Wendy's is a fast-food chain, like McDonald's. Wal-Mart is a mega-retail store.

She had to answer questions she was not yet ready to answer? To her 13-year-old girl???
Put porn in all DVD players, if that's the only way to force parents to be responsible enough to explain sexuality to their pubertating kids!!!

:headbang:

Pubertating?

What is Wendys and what is Wal-Mart?
Is It like Wimpy and ASDA (I Live in the UK)

ASDA is now tragically owned by Wal-Mart.

Porn is good for you! It builds stong bones. Pun Intended. :D

lmao

I have a couple of comments about this whole thing.

Firstly, what were they doing watching Bambi 2? What's wrong with the first Bambi? And why was a thirteen-year-old watching Bambi 2 in the first place?

And secondly:

""It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before.""

WTF? Shouldn't she have seen male body parts in a sexual education class? I remember seeing male body parts when I was eleven. With sex education like that, it's no wonder that the rate of abortion is so high. Talk about I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E.

:rolleyes:

*goes to wallmart and buys a DVD player*

All three of her children, the youngest just eight years old, saw the first few seconds of the DVD before Shelley lunged for the player to turn it off. Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about.

"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

She's lying.

I knew my body parts and sex acts when I was 10.

Some lady bought a DVD player from Walmart, that all-American family values loving corporation. She was about to watch Bambi II (This time it's personal), when she noticed that there was already a DVD in the machine. The DVD started playing and treated her and her kids to some free porn. She seems upset by this.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4037970

HAHAHA! This gives me an idea. We should all go out burn a shitload of copies of our favorite pr0n, and surreptitiously insert them into the machines at the local Malwart. Spread the gift of poon, and piss the righties off at the Walton heirs.

cool

you want to know what worries me?
Seriously, what kind of parent can't talk about porn to their 8 year old, if the subject comes up? ... :rolleyes:

This kind

In a home where the focus is on faith and morals

It would have been even worse if it had been a Nova documentary on evolution. :eek:

This kind



It would have been even worse if it had been a Nova documentary on evolution. :eek:

She would've burnt the whole entertinment system.

Really? Meh, Taylor seemed like a guys name.

Meh, this is typical anymore. Half the girls in America have male names. Sadly, my wife wouldn't let me name our son, Susan(Mosquito rocks!).

Meh, this is typical anymore. Half the girls in America have male names. Sadly, my wife wouldn't let me name our son, Susan(Mosquito rocks!).

And of the girls with female names, half of those are Allison.

Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about.

"It's very gross," said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before."

That's right, babies come from Paris and no fooling around until you're married.

That's right, babies come from Paris and no fooling around until you're married.
Hilton?

In a home where the focus is on faith and morals

Perhaps they read lots of Ayn Rand. You know, for that objectively true morality.

Sorry, another thread that's still irritating me.

Hahaha, that would happen in Cleveland, TX. That's way out in the boonies.

That's right, babies come from Paris and no fooling around until you're married.

Babies come from paris? I thought a Stork (Sp?) dropped them off....

You teach your kids about Santa and the Tooth Fairy, migth as well teach them about sex. At least sex is, you know, REAL

You teach your kids about Santa and the Tooth Fairy, migth as well teach them about sex. At least sex is, you know, REAL

Hey! I dare you to disprove santa!

Hey! I dare you to disprove santa!

I have Google mapped the entire north pole and did not see any sign of a workshop.

Also, TOO FAT TO FIT DOWN CHIMNEYS!

I have Google mapped the entire north pole and did not see any sign of a workshop.

Also, TOO FAT TO FIT DOWN CHIMNEYS!

Might be underground. And he can adjust his size.

Crazy people and their ways. Just enjoy your free porn, and stop complaining.

it was probably the girls bit of porn , she probably started collection at early age , she porbably spends all the time either reading Gor or the Beauty Series