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Well it appears we couldn't get any more like a police state.
FOOLS
Police chiefs have warned that slow driving has become almost as big a hazard as speeding on Britain's roads today. In response to this the Government is set to announce that by next Spring Slow Cameras will have been installed in every UK city. This new traffic invigorating measure works in the same way as speed cameras by taking your picture if your speed falls below a certain level.

GWA HA HA

Whats the world coming too. The enabling act AND slow cameras passed under our noses. Its political correctness gone mad.
Post your complaints on the (un)official slow camera site - www.slowcameras.com to express yuor views # quote originally from here.

APRIL FOOLS!! - even though its past 12 .

Well it appears we couldn't get any more like a police state.
FOOLS

GWA HA HA

Whats the world coming too. The enabling act AND slow cameras passed under our noses. It's political correctness gone mad.
Post your complaints on the (un)official slow camera site - www.slowcameras.com to express yuor views # quote originally from here.

APRIL FOOLS!! - even though its past 12 .

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Note to self: Stay away from Britain.
I have spoiler-proof vision! APRIL FOOLS!

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busted!

Why do people think that devices that enforce the law turn us into a police state. The law was like that anyway?

It's after noon, therefore you are the April Fool.

*giggles* BMW always does good April fools. I think last year they had one about hands-free driving. :D

This isn't an april fools people, this is serious.
Today its slow driving, tomorrow it's the european union walking all over our head.

Everyone, highlight the first post.
Nice joke. Really.

Slow cameras are a good idea. People going 50 on a Motorway are as dangerous as someone going 100mph.

Well done the police. :)

Slow cameras are a good idea. People going 50 on a Motorway are as dangerous as someone going 100mph.

Well done the police. :)
Tried doing 50 mph on the M6 in rush hour? Or 30 mph on the A34 between Newcastle and Congleton? :rolleyes:

Everyone, highlight the first post.
Nice joke. Really.
only communists and paparazzi highlight posts, those nosy bastards

This isn't an april fools people, this is serious.
Today its slow driving, tomorrow it's the european union walking all over our head.
Quick Robin, to the Empire machine! If the EU wants us to join fully it's on OUR terms!

*batman music*

Sounds like an april fool to me. Most of the good ideas ive heard today turned out to be. People who drive too slow are a menace. Its especially annoying if your trying to cross the road and a car is going really slow, but fast enough that you cant get accross before it goes past, and by the time it does the other traffic has caught up and you still cant cross.

Goddamn, it really grinds my gears.

the most obvious april fool yet, i think.

the most obvious april fool yet, i think.
Oh, I don't know. The D&D my little pony thing was fairly high up there.

bah i cant be bothered keeping up the pretense.

It was me all along :eek: with a little help from BMW. I had you all fooled i did.
All the mad daily mail reader style posting was actually from little socialist me.
hahahaha - didnt really get much response - i thought it might get more