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Why the UN Ambassadorship is the most awesome user ever.

Kyronea
01-04-2006, 13:15
Many here have claimed the exact opposite. As a matter of fact, he was even voted the WORST user by a sizable portion of peeps. But, I disagree, and here is why:

He makes us laugh. After all, who could forget his offering to fellate George W. Bush? Or this little laughter-causing bit:
Jesus was gay and he had sex with all 12 disciples. Why do you think they followed him around all the time? Because he healed people? no, it was because he was great in bed and could suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Just remember. Jesus is coming, and its good to have his salvation on your face. sorry Im done now
Incredibly funny. Certainly I've never laughed so much about any other user. Except maybe Lunatic Golfballs.

But what Lunatic doesn't have is the UN Ambassadorship's amazing ability to somehow be a Devil's advocate to just about everything on here. Oftentimes--though people don't realize it--he inadvertantly causes thought-provoking discussion, such as in the Colin Powell for President thread.

Of course, he can be abrasive. But that's what makes him so funny! I've always thought that one of the best forms of humor was a person's odd reaction to something or other, and he truly is a master of causing odd reactions.

Quite frankly, we should celebrate him! After all, it's not like he's ever truly serious anyway.
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:23
If you weren't here for our other, illustrious puppet trolls, then you are in no position to proclaim this one the best. It's quite frankly n00bish of you.

Actually, this one is one of the worst, seeing as it is so apparent what he is.
Swilatia
01-04-2006, 13:26
I hate the UN ambassadorship. He is an annoying american imperialist troll.
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 13:31
If you weren't here for our other, illustrious puppet trolls, then you are in no position to proclaim this one the best. It's quite frankly n00bish of you.

Actually, this one is one of the worst, seeing as it is so apparent what he is.
Well...I'll admit it: I've a relative novice to Nationstates. I was here back in...late 2004 to early 2005, I think, as PIcaRDMPCia, but left shortly thereafter. I've not been back since till recently. So, yeah. Perhaps not the awesomest, but I enjoy his humor. The key, sir Fass, is to not be offended by him. After all, that's what he wants. If everyone were to laugh at the dude, why, he'd probably go away.

...

Hmm...keeping him around for humor yet he offends some...or turn him away and lose the humor. Really quite the conundrum.
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:34
If everyone were to laugh at the dude, why, he'd probably go away.

There is a reason we have ignore lists. Make use of that, instead of feeding its attention hunger by starting threads about the troll.
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 13:35
Right, right. My apologies, sir. I'll not be an idiot in your sight again. >_>;
Keruvalia
01-04-2006, 13:48
I'll not be an idiot in your sight again. >_>;

Oooohhh yes you will. We all will. We love our sarcastic Swedish snob. :)
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:51
Oooohhh yes you will. We all will. We love our sarcastic Swedish snob. :)

And I love myself my hung-like-a-horse (ex-)Muslim.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2006, 14:00
But what Lunatic doesn't have is the UN Ambassadorship's amazing ability to somehow be a Devil's advocate to just about everything on here.

Oh, I'm certain I could. One of the reasons why I seldom involve myself in debate is my unfortunate ability to see both sides of complex arguments. I'm quite capable of arguing either side.

But the reason why I don't do so is because of one of the other reason why I seldom debate; I rarely give a crap. :D
Boonytopia
01-04-2006, 14:30
I would have to rate Jesussaves as the best I've seen. He was hilarious, The UN Abassadorship tries too hard & is just too obvious. No subtlety whatsoever.
Ifreann
01-04-2006, 14:34
*waits for someone to shout april fools*
Randomlittleisland
01-04-2006, 15:49
When I saw the thread title my first thought was that UNA had created a new butt-kissing puppet to replace Venezcuba. :p
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 15:54
When I saw the thread title my first thought was that UNA had created a new butt-kissing puppet to replace Venezcuba. :p
Hardly. -__-;
Corneliu
01-04-2006, 15:56
*waits for someone to shout april fools*

APRIL FOOLS!
Thriceaddict
01-04-2006, 15:57
When I saw the thread title my first thought was that UNA had created a new butt-kissing puppet to replace Venezcuba. :p
Well he has been accused of being his puppet in another thread, so who knows?
Ifreann
01-04-2006, 15:57
APRIL FOOLS!
phew, now this thread makes sense.
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 16:02
Well he has been accused of being his puppet in another thread, so who knows?
...

I've been accused of being the UN's puppet?! o__O

MODS!~ IP check to confirm that I'm not, please. -_-
Corneliu
01-04-2006, 16:02
...

I've been accused of being the UN's puppet?! o__O

MODS!~ IP check to confirm that I'm not, please. -_-

No not you. UNA and Venezcuba.
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 16:05
Oh. Well I knew that. I must've misread his post, as I thought I along with Venezacuba had been accused. My bad.
Franberry
01-04-2006, 16:07
Were is the man of honor?
Pythogria
01-04-2006, 16:25
I don't know.

But Mustapha called me his puppet.
Utracia
01-04-2006, 19:52
No not you. UNA and Venezcuba.

They are! :eek:

I have horrid memory. Perhaps I need to write down everyone's nation and their political beliefs and personality so I can accurately communicate. Only way to avoid making errors and wondering if the person is making a joke or is serious...
Argesia
01-04-2006, 22:21
I hate the UN ambassadorship. He is an annoying american imperialist troll.
Well, yeah, but you're an annoying Polish chauvinist.
San haiti
01-04-2006, 23:21
I would have to rate Jesussaves as the best I've seen. He was hilarious, The UN Abassadorship tries too hard & is just too obvious. No subtlety whatsoever.

Jesussaves had subtlety?

Oh and BTW to the OP you spelt it wrong, its "the UN abassadorship".
Asbena
01-04-2006, 23:24
UNA is just horrible. I hope this is your attempt at April Fools also.
Kyronea
01-04-2006, 23:24
Asbena: Yes, yes, it is. >_>;

San haiti: Ohdarnit. *pouts*
Anharim
01-04-2006, 23:35
Originally posted by San haiti Oh and BTW to the OP you spelt it wrong, its "the UN abassadorship".

And remember everyone he meant to spell it that way....really. =)

In all seriousness, i like him, once you get past the extreme ridiculousness its fun to see people argue at him and see how he can conjure up answers to anything. All while staying devoid of reason.